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This is a link post stand up- a malcolm tucker hip hop track NSFW I made this!
what is the fucking deal with me eh? i meet a fucking awesome girl then it transpires that i'm depressed as fuck and no fucking fun to be around whatsoever. fuckety fuck fuck fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck it. if i wasn't so beautiful i'd punch myself in the face. fuck. edit. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post *hugs*
Hope you're ok mate, keep your chin up.

x
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I recommend your next remix features a more cheerful character?
It can't be good spending your days listening to Malcolm Tucker call you a sack of cum. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Sorry to hear that dude.

*manhugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Debt related again

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Dogs driving cars
No, really. Dogs driving cars!
(Links to a BBC video to prove I'm not a mentalist).

In other news, I've been scrunted :(
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post *pulls up a deckchair*

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post *eats popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs tissues*
What are we watching? I can wank to it can't I?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes.. Very much so...

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post *keeps it on the clutch waiting for the scrunting to start*

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck. Say it ain't so!

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It aint so.*
*is though
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post *wilts and gives up*

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello?
You're omnipresent aren't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Sits on kitten*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tab Hunter is going to be so cross with you now.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post *stands up*
*Puts kitten in pillowcase*

*smashes pillowcase into wall*

*puts down pillowcase*

*sits on pillowcase*

*wanks*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post *films, puts on twitter, sends hate mob to skeltonator's house*

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post *puts hate mob in pillow case*


*throws bricks at pillow case*

*sits on pillowcase*

*wanks*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something i posted for first has become glass cock/scrunt.
*prouds*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post *points finger
YOUR FAULT
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What? I have a reputation for posting top quality links*
*may not be true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Scrunt alarm has just gone off.
Is everything okay here?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've got it covered.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not cleaning that up

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *puts it in pillow case*


*sits on it*

*wanks*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Visualising US Debt

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love the downcast expression from Lady Liberty
Are there any countries which AREN'T in debt?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It should all add up to Zero
But it doesn't, maybe the moon is lending to us
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have just come up with the greatest conspiracy theory ever!
It's not the moon, It's Haley's Comet that is lending us vast, unpayable amounts of money. The repayment date is approx 22 years after each visit.

1909 Haley's comet passes - 22 years later, the great depression
1986 haleys's comet passes - 22 years later, the 2008 financial collapse.

when will these bankers learn not to borrow from balls of ice travelling across the solar system?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may be onto something there

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The thing is
Who the fuck do the US and Europe owe most of this too? Surely the simplest solution would be to locate them and terminate them with extreme prejudice.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post We all owe it to banks
who owe it to each other. And there isn't enough money in total to pay it off, so it never will be. I don't really understand it either.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't it be simpler to just refuse to pay it back
Once the banks and financial institutions fail and what is left of the human race has recovered we can simply finance some new ones and print some new money.... oh wait that is possibly the cause of all this.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
Also, if we decide all of sudden to accept that it probably never would be paid off, then whole nations, banks, companies, institutions, etc. would effectively be bankrupt immediately. It is fucked up.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's circular....
jlick.livejournal.com/308614.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love confused metaphors.
"Rolling over the debt just kicks the can down the street. Next time the problem will just be bigger."
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post anyone here bought gold or silver?
if you knew what you were doing I guess you could make money??
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you'd bought silver a couple of years ago or more,
and sold it in April this year, you could have multiplied your investment by ten.

silverprice.org/silver-price-history.html

I wouldn't be buying it just now though. Its present price seems unsustainable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess it depends on what the costs are in buying/selling too.
Although a chap I know bought tens of thousands of pounds worth of silver over the years. He said he can live off it now.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post you have to pay VAT on silver,
but not on gold. If I had a load of silver I'd be selling it all right now, but what do I know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile in the north of India
child dances - india watches
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post classic :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post subtitle win!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAH
That's great :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
jesus!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did somebody wire his jaw open?

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's Operation Yewtree in Urdu?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
yewtree اپریشن
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This isnt actually a child
Its a really, really small man
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Old as the hills, but awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Justin Lee Collins in 'not a cunt' shocker
Well, something like that. The beardy twat is apprently hoping to go on Zelebrity Big Brother or something. Wants to show the nation "the real JLC". Regardless of the shit that was dredged up from his bullying, control-freak court case, I've always found him to be a repellent, unwatchable cunt of the first rank. But good luck to him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It will take nothing short of a miracle for the press not to tear him limb from limb if he goes on there, he may as well just give up now.

Never liked the guy, always found him annoying, when all his bullying stuff came out it just made me sick, what a terrible human being.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he forces everyone to write down all of their sexytime experiences and then beats them up.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, they all have to sleep in a massive circular bed facing JLC ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He's like a lingering fart. Waft him away please.
 (loci, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ THIS

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Every time i see him now all I can think of is "Cream me right down". Shudder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post *bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does this not make him a cunt?
It's *exactly* the kind of thing a coked-up, psychotic narcissist would do, to 'prove' that he was right & it was just everyone else in the world in the wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh he'll still be a cunt, don't worry.
It just beggars belief that some people are utterly unable to accept that fact that they're not wanted by the public, regardless of how much 'positive' stuff Max Clifford can pump into the press on their behalf. Oh, hang on, it worked for Bog Wallah-Batterer, Cheryl Tweedy :(
I love how he wants the world to see the 'real JLC'. As if, we didn't all see and hear all that during the court case.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post i liked the doc he did on bringing the A-team back together
even hitler was nice to his dogs
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He only got 50% of the A-Team back together.
Faceman and Murdoch. He met Mr T, but he didn't come to the reunion and George Peppard was permanently unavailable for comment, the ignorant old, dead cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post i met him in a pub about ten years ago
and ended up playing a few rounds of pool with him. He was a very nice chap and didn't ask me who I'd shagged at all, but he very well may have called me a slag :P
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post In reality it will make the public hate him more.
He'll be edited to within an inch of his life and then a Jade Goody-esque lynch mob will begin.

Imagine him bald?!
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the best
comedians who ever worked the circuit.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like you more and more

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post how much grief have you had for that username?
you might be better off calling yourself mr kitten.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or Stewart Lee - Kitten lover

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jealous Love Cunt can fuck right off.
Cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as Jesus love cunt,
This could be Olivia Neutron Bombs new project sorted.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post He *does* have lovely hair though, doesn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post This bit I love...
""People will be able to see him 24/7 and see what he is really like and then make up their minds if he has changed.”
 (UTB, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Advent calendar day four!
Yes, I know that this one is three days late but GamingMill didn't upload it on time. This one features Rod Hull and footage of him practising killing himself by falling off a ladder like he later went on to actually do IN REAL LIFE!!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonga!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched an episode of Bullseye last night
that had the woman who played Grotbags on it...!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Please Take 10mins
To watch this and consider that the men and women of the RNLI are volunteers and are on call 365 days a year.

But to have to go out an search for your mates.. It got me at 7:30mins onwards but you need to watch it all.
(otl, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having served in this Institution in my twenties
I click this and will watch later
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
There's a version with Halo as the sound track which makes it all the more eerie when you know the back story...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ_6q-yuhQE
 (otl, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you do all this for free...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post half the time/cost is false alarms, mind...
paying a fair fucking wad of cash to send the boat out to find the "victim" just went for a walk and didn't tell anyone
 (likeajackhammer, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking cunts the lot of 'em.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unless..
...you're a beach lifeguard. Then you get paid.

Seems a bit backward, but they're on duty full time.

The cox and engineers get paid on the boats too.
 (inflateable, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 6:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, not sure I understood you.
Do you mean you're IN this vid from 7:30? Or that you got some dust in your eye at this point in the vid? Powerful stuff, all the same. It's always been one of the collection boxes to which I've given generously (mostly cos I used to get a free sticker).
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
Not me at 7:30 and no dust in eye but just the personalising of it.
 (otl, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, right! As you were, sir.
Good vid though. Clicks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post massive respect to everyone of them!
I couldn't do it
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post *applauds*
I donate to the RNLI, they are fucking brilliant, them and the Air ambulance service.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see the lifeboat go out far too often, especially in winter.
It really bothers me the number of rubbernecking edutainment-seeking camerawhores you see crowding around and cooing when it leaves or returns.
These guys have just left a warm living room to go out into a dangerous sea where, if they're lucky, they'll rescue someone in significant distress and, if they're unlucky, they'll haul a body in off of the rocks, and you're stood in their way taking pictures? Good one.
Grotesque story spoiler
I heard tell of a guy who assisted in a body recovery after someone fell from a cliff several weeks previously. After hauling in the bloated crumbling corpse, returning, and showering the saltwater out of their hair they headed to the pub for a free pint (as was the tradition - they do get one perk) and this one guy was complaining of still being able to smell the body. About half an hour in he blew his nose and found a tiny chunk of flesh in his tissue...
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am trying to eat a fucking bacon sandwhich here!
Oooh, poor guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take shots sometimes of the boat going out.
but my neighbour is the engineer, and I give the shots to RNLI for publicity.

Plus, it just looks amazing to see one of those boats giving it welly though big seas, it's a fair enough thing to take photos of.
 (inflateable, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 7:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Why in god's name don't the lifeboat crew carry personal EPIRBs as standard kit? Especially in a small boat in poor weather. They are the same size as a mobile phone and cost even less. I know this was from a few years back, but even so, it isn't exactly new technology.

Glad it had a good ending; they do a very good job.
 (silene, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
This whole story is a little odd - why couldn't they right the IRB? Why didn't they at least have a personal firefly or flare/smoke each, even without an EPIRB? All radio contact lost?
 (inflateable, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 6:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that
- I do quite a bit of sailing, and I've never needed these guys yet, and I hope never to have to call on them.
They do an amazing job, and make a lot of sacrifices for not much reward. Good on 'em.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Here's Pissy on his way to the shops to get a paper.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Giddy up!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which one are you?
Front or behind?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Open to offers.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this like sex?

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is at Tab Hunters University of Depraved Sex.
& Advanced Botting.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post A degree in "Advanced Botting".... typical of these wishy-washy liberal ex-polys.
IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post kinda reminds me of te class video
of the woman straped onto the remote control wheelchair base, head pulled back, and the dildo pumping into her from behind. pure class

we watched it and kept shouting "fucking Hucknall, get back home"
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0_0

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post o_0

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post O_0

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post •_•

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post d__b

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post b_d
^ those are my bd eyes.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be silly, Pissy can't read.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post This really did make me chortle.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(Queef In a Jar, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find this hard to gallop at

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, it can actually get worse than the original.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Gangbang Style from the picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gangwham Style would've been a better title.

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too elaborate, i'd have just gone with "Pile Of Wank".

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody make him stop.
Anybody.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think even he can stop this happening.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post No!
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You bastard...
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=aFd5Cci_pE4#t=56s
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post *High fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post This actually made me
close my browser down completely in wtf
 (chippy time travel agents, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mines actually closed on it's own
then uninstalled itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still haven't seen this 'Gangham Style' vid that everyone's harping on about
Subsequently it's become somewhat of a mission in life not to watch it or any of its spin-offs or spoofs.

I'm not clicking that.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's basically this

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Link contains the word Gangnam therefore I shall not be following link.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post vomit inducing bile

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post This
Can't stand christmas songs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Hell hath no fury

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why doesn't she smash his lights?
Amateur.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoken like a pro.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because repairing bodywork is a lot more expensive that swapping out a light cluster
What she should REALLY be doing is battering every single body panel, especially the roof. That would write the car off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoken like a true pro

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
"Hi honey! I met my sister at Cafe Rouge, we saw you on your way to work and waved, but I'm not sure saw us... anyway great news! She has agreed to buy my car from me! Yay! Now we can afford to get married and have a *real* honeymoon! Love you! xxx"
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Call the police!?! Are you kidding me, this'll make me loads of internet money!!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why doesn't she marry him?
Then she can fuck up every facet of his life, not just his car.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoken like a true pro

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll sell her some of my YPLAC tickets, but I don't think it would sate her mentalness.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post would

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has noone else noticed that disturbingly large pool of blood near the back wheel?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's her handbag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has nobody noticed that disturbingly large wave approaching from the back?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like you've been told already, it's her BAG.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post walks like a spastic

(likeajackhammer, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha proper stomp after the deed :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post why just the window?
and not the body work?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You can see her scraping the hammer across the bonnet, she seems to leave the rest alone though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that David Cameron's car?

(kwizm, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Quick Friday Science

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a link post First Ever Animated Tattoo
A QR link is adapted into a tattoo, you might like it, ya might not...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post So what happens when
Youtube archive or take down the video?
Interesting idea though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd guess...
...he could just link it to his personal website?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I now want to make it my life's mission
to get a job at Youtube and remove the video for one of Justin Beiber.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty cool.
Butt-ugly tattoo though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah that's what i thought
a beating heart would've looked cooler...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post He only got it on his chest as it gives him an excuse to take his shirt off all the time.
Creep.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh, I can't stand QR codes and other "augmented reality"
It feels like a very ugly stepping stone to proper augmented reality. I can't wait until we can have biointegrated heads up displays, or in this case, proper animated tattoos. It seems so clumsy to have to point your phone at something or lay it on your chest.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this, absolutely.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stepping stones are necessary to achieve progress
Look at 3d printers for an example.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, of course... out doesn't stop it being clunky, artless dross.
3d printers have still a long way to go, mind.
Though my friend did a series of skulls in primary colours recently which were lovely. She also showed me the work involved- it's certainly not straight forward!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I saw a video the other day of an actual working gun made with a 3D printer, only shot six bullets before falling apart, quite scary though, i'll see if i can find it.

Here you go: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuDCW_Rn5JI
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Until they can print cordite you'll be quite safe

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that like Kryptonite for cunts?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this this this this this.
What an absolute load of corporate tatty bollocks this video is.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't really like QR Codes
Now I'm building a system that utilises them for good. They are handy for storing bundles of information in a limited space, exactly what I need.
Thanks QR.

Thaqr*

*pronounced fak war
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a spaz.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clever idea, shit tattoo, shit video and a skinny cunt.

(cockneydevil is full of bacony goodness, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Nick Cave's Soundsuits.
This made me laugh far too much, it was the one coming in at from the left at the 30 second mark that did it.

Happy Friday everyone!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ART!
Either that, or something's in my cornflakes...
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trippy that

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's something a little Reeves and Mortimer about when they all start dancing.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post From Stagger Lee to this....
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post More a Birthday Party fan myself.
*i should have pointed out it's not THAT Nick Cave, i'm sure people realise that on watching the video though*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah well that's ok then.
You can never be sure with "art"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nick Cave dolls?
I want one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post They already did a range of Warren Ellis ones, also known as Trolls.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi. Glad you called.
Guess what I'm doing right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's certainly an elaborate wank sock...
Also people that don't change their bong water are just wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post is nick cave any good or is it just music for music snobs which is actually shit

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Birthday Party fan myself, first and foremost.
Check out The Best Of The Bad Seeds if you don't know him, some quality stuff on there.

Also, Grinderman are fucking magnificent.

Cave is really good though the musicians around him don't get the credit they deserve, he's done some really, really amazing albums. Let Love In is a masterpiece in my opinion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to really like him and Murder Ballads was one of my favourite albums
But i've mellowed now and find some of his stuff a bit to uncomfortable to listen to.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTSpvCV34Ok NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Now playing on BBC Radio 6 Music I made this!
A super simple web app that tells you what's playing on BBC Radio 6 Music in real time.

It also posts the song details to Twitter automatically (@rightnow6music), so you can use that to keep up to date :)
 (ProperBo, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That will make Radcliffe and Maconie's 'Tea time Theme time' a bit easier.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post They turn "Now Playing:" off on the DAB broadcast during that section
The bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, when it's Gideon Coe's show, does it just save time by reading...
..."load of pretentious wank".
There are lots of good things about that radio station though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good!
Very useful for me! Could you make it show the current song in the page title so I don't have to switch tabs???
 (I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea
I might just do that
 (ProperBo, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done!

(ProperBo, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just noticed..
...and came back here to say ta! Great job! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Why isn't this working...?"
... I thought, while I was listening to a programme... on iPlayer... which went out on Wednesday.

There's no "foolproof" that accounts for the limitless ingenuity of true fools, is there?
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a link post FPS scene from Doom
I havent seen the whole movie but this was pretty neat.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The movies not toooo bad
Not great but not awful. This bit is cool though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a bloody terrible film!
But managed the "So crap it's entertaining" thing. I still have a copy of it lying around somewhere. =)
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed it, to my surprise
It felt like two films, the first half being a hammy sci-fi horror, and the second half being a ridiculous action flick with SHOUTING.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Gravity glue
Rock balancing is neat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 7:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I think that's cool

(Smale is stuffed, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He said "orbs"... hehe :).

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1.4 Billion???
Might as well build my own...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X3VxBJzH68
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 7:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think it would rip through a glasscock?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gaah!
Sorry about that. Did a search, but didn't find it.
 (pahakyy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow awesome...cheers

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post pigs make great dogs

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pigs are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:35, , Reply)

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