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This is a link post FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!! THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!
Ahem. Not that I need it. *twitch*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post its the end of days...
the mayans were right (they tweeted about this moment!)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered who would crack first

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post errr.. it might just be you.
works fine here. gmail being down this morning caused all sorts of crap this morning though.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post OURS IS BROKEN

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post really???
how odd.. i have a normal news feed, and can see your posts just fine. oddness.
*goes to post random things to Herbs wall* ;)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post OH GOD I can't delete the offensive ones!
Agghhhhhhh!!!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's back!
Phew
Oh you DIRTY Mare! I would never consider doing THAT with you...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post haha.
i did find it odd that my 'fiends online' box dropped down to nearly no one, but i simply thought that the UK had gone to bed (or the more obvious would be that everyone set me to ignore)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post you have fiends?
are they like friends, but snidey and rude?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post yes indeed!
errm you have clearly been stalking me on FB... one goes by snide... and there is a rude one or two in there too.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ADD MEEEE, ADD MEEEE...
I'm the dashingly handsome one... send me a message first with the code phrase "I shat on your lawn" so I'll know it's you ;)

If I don't reply send it again once every 30 minutes until I do.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
(sends all of Herbs male friends that i am not already friends with a message of 'i shat on your lawn') yeah i see that going over well....
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I know who he is if you want to send him pictures of your chebs?

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha! wine/nose.. ouch!

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He is way too cool to be my friend on fuckbook though
*cries*
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
if you aren't friends with him then there is no chance i will ever rank.
*cries even harderer*
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post There, there girls... there's still hope! :)
I have space for one last lovely lady to be on my friends list... just transfer £200 ($300) to my bank account as a deposit and then I will send you an application form.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post how i know this is a scam....
$321.54 is the current conversion rate... that is not including bank transfer fees... :(
you really must get your math(s) right.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhhh...
I was giving you a discount because you're my favourite ;)

Pay now and receive 5 free pokes if your application is successful. *Any additional pokes charged at £10 ($16.07) each.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 FREE pokes!!!!
THAT^ is betterer than a BOGO!!!! where DO I SIGN UP??!!!!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post down for me too :D
(right in the middle of me creating an event!)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Peeps are reporting it from all over t'globe. 'Tis the end of things. The END I tell ye! Well, nice knowing you all, I'm off on a raping spree.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's always the raping with you.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
Now touch your toes.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Was a bit borked about half an hour ago.
Seems fine now.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Not just me then
and I'm having problems with Minecraft.net. Maybe I should just go to bed.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Just found a tip in the river of shit on twitter:
beta.facebook.com works, though each time I click a link to a different page within the site, I've had to manually edit it from www to beta (I wrote b3ta first time I tried it, which made me chuckle).

edit: I should say, works for me. Seeing mixed reports on shitter.
edit edit: never mind. It's back.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i will keep that in mind
for the inevitable crash here. :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew.
Now I can go back to leching at pictures of women I don't know.
takes off trousers again
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew.
Now I can go back to watching JamTallons' webcam of him wanking at pictures of women he doesn't know.
takes off trousers again
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew.
Now I can go back to watching Mr Dogshit watching JamTallons' webcam of him wanking at pictures of women he doesn't know.
takes off trousers again
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *Joins Facebook*
Where do I click?
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a link post A slightly mental Channel Four Unreported World
I actually felt disgusted to be a male after watching this
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It features such things as women being vocally called slags because they walk down a street by basically every man etc
Nothing odd going on there then. And girls, even in veils, being mobbed by gangs of youths for some reason.

Egypt, I think your male population is slightly fucked
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post different cultures are different shocker

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No, 'different culture' is the most bell end excuse imaginable
Fuck their culture if groups of youths chasing teenagers down the streets and groping them is 'cultural.'

It's not, and it's wrong, you fucking dick head
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one. this is a 'comedy' website, yeah?
i didn't say it was right.

cockface.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Comedy website' is an expression getting far to overused by humourless wankers to be honest

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed. goodnight.

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post If you were the one to decide what's right and what's wrong, people would be getting murdered in the streets.
Thankfully it isn't your place.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Say what you like about Western countries
I wouldn't fucking swap em for the world.
Bunch of utter scumbags.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly gobsmaked with how thier society has come to this

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...by the looks of it it's already here.
Currently tensions @ Europe are rising to a boiling point.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
'the uploader has not made this available in your country' for once i am thankful i think.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Subjugation of women
Is not fine whichever culture you're in. If it is an entrenched part of your culture then your culture is fucked.

Saying a certain behaviour is part of.someone else's culture is patronising. Give people the respect of equal treatment by applying your own views to their ideas.

I'm perfectly willing to listen to someone else's views and have my mind changed, but until then I'll use my own views to make judgements about other people's behaviour irrespective of their culture or colour.

Come on, give me a valid cultural reason why the subjugation of women is a good thing?
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This viewpoint is the correct one.

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post cultures evolve.
they've had electricity and 'democracy' for how long now? any running water yet?

give peace a chance.

i'm not saying that anything is or is not a good thing, whatever that means, simply trying to introduce another perspective, to zoom out and try to look at the bigger picture, etc.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post massively patronising
I'm saying it is wrong.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post Krispy Kreme needs your help
No, not the doughnut manufacturers, the teenage hip-hop "artist". He needs a new name. And some self-awareness.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He should change his name to Pepsi

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that's
one hell of a speech impediment
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iygcpqKw0Yc surprisingly enjoyable!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And now I'm confused.
Is it a joke? In which case he's brilliant.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It has to be
Surely
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
yes he is a u.s. 'Devvo' type , a funnycunt
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I came across some stuff he did pre-krispy kreme when he was a 'serious' rapper
He's actually quite talented, I'll try and find it.

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nr-m-_z23X8
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! he is pretty damn good.

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this Reeves and Mortimer sketch.
youtu.be/6roNA0izLAo
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)
This is a link post Who want's to learn to spell 'Hunt'
in British Sign Language?
Excellent new guide to learning how, from the signers perspective, with moving bits to make it even easier. Summat to do on Christmas day instead of playing Charades. It's the gift that can keep on giving all year round!
EDIT: All jokes aside, this is a really valuable thing to learn, and it's the small things sometimes that make a difference. So really, give it a go you lovely people.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh! coolness.
that looks like fun! though i think you have just made it so i offend even more people when drunk. :P
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post But just think
if 2 of you learn it not only will you smash the shit out of the others at 'giz a clue'* but you can also talk about people in front of them..behind their backs!



*may also come in useful when you want to be nice and meet a Deaf person and want to be helpful.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I have friends who know sign language
They use it for communicating across bars.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear it comes in handy in prison.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there really that much you can say with a fist?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post So what's the sign for "Please, not up the arse again"?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I would probably just pull a scared face
there is a lot to be said for the effectiveness of facial expressions.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post oh! very true.
i fear i may not be very helpful if all i remember are swears....

*bookmarks for when not drinking* :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Your sign language is different Miss F anyway
it's one handed which is far easier to do with a pint in one hand.
Here, you should try this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMQHd1UBkeI
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!!! :D
that song made me happy smiley! and was able to follow along with a glass of wine in my hand. bonus! :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Much more sensible.
We will have to make do with the 2 handed alphabet for now! We work round it mind.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i like how it can be very expressive
in a meeting, the figure "666" was translated by the signer making devil horns.

*waves jazz hands in appreciation*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace! I once had to sign
'sucking on the devils cock' in front of a cinema full of people. I wish there had been an easier way of doing it, but, sadly I had to go for it...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
dare i ask if there is video evidence of this?? hahaha.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt it...
thank god. Although I bumped into a hearing bloke about 9 months later while slightly worse for wear in a club and he pounced on me and went..'you were that girl signing before the film! I loved how you signed about the sucking the devils cock!'
see my profile for more details.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Warning to non-brits:
Deaf people don't use this language in your country. Americans use ASL and Australians use AUSLAN.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:38, Reply)
This is a link post Spied on my way home from work. "Festivus for the rest of us!"
the three kings brought some interesting gifts to the baby Jesus this year... a tower of Pabst Blue ribbon!




local news article on it:
www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Festivus-Pole-On-Display-at-Deerfield-Beach-Intersection-182677531.html
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "With permission from the city" - that's sticking it to the man.
And as for PBR - "Pabst Blue Ribbon is a premium lager brew crafted with a hefty infusion of 6-row barley in its ingredient package, a carefully balanced carbohydrate profile from corn syrup," is there nothing manufactured in the States that does not contain corn syrup. It sounds rubbish.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post trust me... PBR is vile.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd guessed that!
But he must have been committed to his cause if he managed to neck 23 tins of the stuff. Nice to see in your photo that one of the angels is downing a yard of ale though.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post one does have to admire his commitment to tastelessness.
haha!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post Suck my Lollipop

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wpqw

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post New glasses, Herbs?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post is the 'I made this' button 'gone to China' again?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese farmers throw molten metal at wall
With pretty much no protection.

Looks awesome though.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the ISO standard fire protection offered by an old sheep skin.
Spectacular, but a bit bonkers.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *reaches for H+S booklet*
*throws book at screen*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post Tekkit numero 11 I made this!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a link post Humans are Disgusting
Did you know that you are fucking disgusting? Well, you are.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No more rimming for me
I'm not having that filthy mouth anywhere near my arse!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What about if I brush AND floss?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post try as you might
them's some persistent clag nuts he's got there
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ewwwwww
Thankfully he didn't mention the amount of spunk produced by the male population of this planet fills two olympic size swimming pools daily.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post and they're both
in Tabbys back garden
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Spunk Fact #2808
Ejaculating in space would accelerate the average man by about 0.78 mm/s.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a lot of wanking to get to mars

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Like you need an excuse.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *Wanks*
Sorry.. what?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post curiosity was powered how?
come again?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It'd take about 128,000 starting from Earth orbit
To be frank I think even you might struggle whacking that many out with neither air, water, food nor porn.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post So what i want to know is?
Who's filling the other one?
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:24, Reply)
This is a link post War Of The World - The New Generation.
Thoughts, anyone?
Feel free to skip the first half if you've got a short attention span.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts are mainly
"Why?"

There's nothing wrong with the original, IMO.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess "because" would be the only real answer.
They've updated a few bits - there's some dancey basslines and some dubstep lite (for beginners) and some industrial mutterings going on. It does seem a bit strange to try and make something appeal to the yoof when the only people who'll notice are the 30somethings.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not sexual
enough
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Allow me to illuminate it for you
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(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This appears accurate

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's going to buy it then?
I just don't see a market for it, but maybe I have an optimistic view of the world's taste in music.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post People who liked the original
but think it needed more Gary Barlow?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The original is so good that even when its totally ruined it still sounds brilliant.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That sums it up pretty well.
Also I think that dubstep could very well have found it's only natural home here. Distorted warblings and off kilter beats would be pretty much perfect.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it
Quite frankly, voices and theatrical talent like Richard Burton's come around every few hundred years, Liam Nielsen sounded very good.

Guess it will be Morgan Freeman in the States..
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP DOING WAR OF THE WORLDS WRONG.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *Cowers*

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You should hide Jahled....
I saw what you said..
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you've got Norfolk's maddest man.
etc.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well whoever was voicing the artilleryman needs some acting lessons
He really shouldn't be sounding quite so happy about his unit being wiped out.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahaha . this, lots

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post still waiting on the 8-bit version...
ŗ la www.youtube.com/watch?v=euLdKW_Db1k

but with added currah μspeech samples please...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Dubstep triplets (a.k.a wublets)...
Fuck 'em.


Fuck 'em dead.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well first off, the artilleryman sounds like he's about to laugh
so that's a load of shit. Liam Neeson appears to be filling Burton's shoes though. Just. But the music feels off...hardly changed from the original really, apart from a few jazzed-up effects and beats. But the whole thing sounds...well...a bit cheaper, like those rip-off cds you hear playing in shops without the original artists.

I have to ask, what's the point? If you're not going to redo it massively and more betterer, don't bother at all. Quite liked the bit where it goes all underwatery though.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^that right there!!
I went to see the stage production at weekend, and absolutely loved it...

and even though i did really enjoy it, it still made me pine for the the original .. Burton, Essex. Lynott.. the original is one of those rare examples of getting everything right!

There really isn't a need for "the new generation" .. Jeff Wayne must need a few quid, and Barry Garlow hasn't nearly enough exposure is all i can think!?!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post much as i love it...
...david essex? really?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post at the time, he was a popular bloke..
and although he's a bit annoying, i really like his voice on it..


"Just hunks of mettul.."
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post a brave new world!
innit. yeah, kinda like it - rose tinted nostalgia an' all that - but he was just flavour of the month at the time, much as whoever is playing whoever in the current cash grabbing remake i s'spose.

let's start over agAIN... over aGAIN...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post no nathaniel! oh, no nathaniel, no...
there must be more to life...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't feel the same.
It's like I've stumbled across what I thought was the original but is actually a not-as-good cover. Like those Christmas albums you buy that turn out to be Stars in Their Eyes style impersonations.

Disappointing :(
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a link post This man doesn't like his bush tampered with. NSFW
HAHAHA!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
$50 for bush?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that.
"Arsehole vandal gets caught" would have been a better title.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post what was with the weird sound distortion
on the guys voice?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post im with the bush defender
what kind of prick rips up a bush so he can skate, can you be any more selfish?

"im gunna put i back...." yeah thats how it works, a plant will just keep on growing if you shove it back in the dirt after roughly ripping it out the ground

id have just beaten him with the bush, faulty towers style
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post gake and fay
camera operator unseen by psycho? really?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking the same thing.

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 5:54, Reply)
This is a normal post We want... A SHRUBBERY!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post SHRUBBERY?
DID YOU SAY SHRUBBERY SIR?!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:38, Reply)
This is a link post Anecdotes of Kim Jong Il's life.
A PDF, straight from the official DPRK's webportal.
136 pages filled with varying degrees of insanity.

Read about him changing the weather, explaining the workings of the Mir space station to Russian space techs and identifying different types of chicken.

"Kim Jong Il commented that the figure 8, if
written sideways, becomes ∞, the sign of infinity.
Everyone who heard him was filled with admiration."
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that really is wonderfully bonkers

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff!
*saves for later*
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a link post £1 fish man official video
Oh dear.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *Eats popcorn*

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Pulls out deckchair.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's 5 quid for the day if you want that sonny jim.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post if you've sat on it
you've bought it
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You have that tattooed above your privates,
don't you?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post not any more
i had it covered up with "half price sale"
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ...on mug trees"

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post better that than
"free cycle parking"
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't pretend you don't know

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post But it's my bloody chair!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Just because you rented it yesterday
doesn't make it 'yours'
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ... is what Herbs has tattooed above her foo-foo.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta have some insurance...

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never tried Glasscockfish.
What price are they?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. They managed to make a video for less than the price of a fish.
"Actually, we needed £5k for 'proper' actors & catering"
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather this for Xmas #1 than whoever won X-Factor this year.
Good luck to 'im.

Edit: He seems genuinely unselfconscious about the whole thing too.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've spoken to him on the way to football.
It was a while back, before he was a 'Youtube sensation'. He didn't speak much English and didn't understand why people kept coming up and asking him to sing 'the fish song', but was glad to do it because it made them happy.

Good luck to him.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post When i was younger i always wondered what it was that made people stop listening to the charts...
X factor did it for me. Bleurrggghhh.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I just got old
and no longer understood this new young music. I do want to believe it's a load of cuntsocks though, I really do...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lot of great new "young" music
But very little of it's in the charts.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if you're going to fuck up the airwaves with a song about cheap fish...
...may as well fuck it at full throttle.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking dare get this twatting shite in the charts
Ive just had 2 months of hell having to play Gangnam style 6 times a night. If it charts i'm going to kill everyone.


*Probably won't kill anyone
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where he held the fish.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 2:09 could be good gif material...
Also I think I prefer his ladies to the Gangnam ladies, but I digress...this is about fish.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a link post Does Santa REALLY like mince pies?
cos I think they're a bit shit, myself.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Mince pies are ace!

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Bleughhh
Christmas cake and pudding are horrible too.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hot mince pies with custard!!!
Come onnnnnnnn!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post HOT CUSTARD?
*bokes*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post =O
SACRILEGE!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post School dinners RUINED hot puddings for me
a plastic plate full of half warm semolina with a blob of jam in the midhhuugghhhhhhh.....uh...uhhh......I have to stop there.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Home made custard
is not school dinners. Real eggs in it and everything.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post custard i can do
semolina/rice pudding/tapioca I just can't do.

at all.

same for butterscotch angel delight, but that's another story
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical scouse.
Anything more 'fancy' than faggots & smash and she's culinarily overwhelmed.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "faggots & smash"
sounds like you and miranda on a night out
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Correction:
Sounds like Miranda & I have finally got a name good enough for our urban dubstep project.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Dubstep is worse than Herbs semolina

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post In that case
you would think tinned semolina and 5% 'real fruit' jam would be right up my alley.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
it's supposed to go in your mouth
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i've certainly heard that's what your alley looks like

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Mind, "alley" makes it almost sounds bijou.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 10foot though,
not 4foot
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Only that one time you smashed my back doors in
but we promised never to talk about that again. It hurt.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Try Fried Christmas Pudding
Not deep-fried, just in a pan.
It goes well with evaporated milk and it's better if you use leftovers.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What ARE you?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post O_o
Do you find that you're hearing your GP use the word "morbidly" a lot?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post He GAZ'd me to ask what Bariatric meant..

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Christmas pudding is like port:
It only happens once a year.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a link post Guy uses pet rat to clean his teeth.
At least I umm hope it's a pet.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *bokes*
almost as bad as those women who let their tiny yappy dogs french kiss them
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What's your opinion on letting your cat lick your jam covered testicles?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat's bumhole tastes of sardines.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that why your penis smells of fish?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post WILL YOU STOP LOWERING THE TONE

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does my cats breath smell of sardines?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *grooming alert*

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I never!
*Wafts cape*

*Storms off*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post can pet rets get weil's disease?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The rat itself is very cute
But for fuck's sake...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I have pet rats, and they're very cute and intelligent.
I do not let them do this.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Rats clean their private parts also with that tongue.
So he got ratfilth on this teeth now.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:42, Reply)
This is a link post And now for something a bit more serious... (PDF)
Apologies for double post, but I though I needed to break the chain of random music postings I've made and link something more serious.

Anyway, a couple of years before he died I once had the pleasure of sharing a few pints with Jimmy Reid, who was a genuine legend.

It's not a long read, but impressively it still sounds as if it was written in modern times, not in 1972!

Anyway. Jimmy Reid - Pure dead brilliant... Unfortunately.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post link for viewing online:
https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=cache:drrZvvbN-BAJ:www.gla.ac.uk/media/media_167194_en.pdf+&hl=en&gl=uk&pid=bl&srcid=ADGEESgs9GKMi9R5TddRQ9OXd8QZflkRTTJForezgc1c993_29pNwVOB4s77AXQ41cvUDoPGIHhFRSD3BFd7l62yIficUJwN4k4hfSnN_J1eOjn5Lo4lqSEfpSCx8hLu70Vus32dGwMy&sig=AHIEtbQI3MeKTP3LuAv2lZ-RuRdE_rlgiw

I will give that a spin on my kindle. Hard to click 'I like this' until I have read it though...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers, I wasn't sure about PDF link etiquette so I just went for it
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess there isn't one
but they are a whorish format, full of crabs and old spunk.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post talking of pdfs...
prolly well gc but only recently stumbled upon here, thought it may be of help to our transatlantic cousins:
https://edit.ethz.ch/cepe/education/ResMethodWriting/WritingDoctoral/edit/anglo-eu-translation-guide1.pdf
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Best ask Pissflaps....
He's our resident PDF file.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looks like a good read for the train into work in the morning.

Thank you.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a link post I refuse to allow RiverGhost to get away with that
This is far superior.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post just had a listen,
and no. It isn't.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a link post Apparently, Jesuits are going to launch a bukkake bomb at Canada NSFW
This is her major fear and the subject of a lot of her videos...not posting for lol's but for the enormity of her insanity...NSFW because your boss may know what bukkake means...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post GAIL!!!
*Has telepathic sex*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is she GC?
I can take down so nobody's time is wasted...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post She has had some postings before.
No need to delete however. Her batshitness always brings a smile...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You just want to explode your semen bomb inside of her.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post She's too good for me.
=(
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you are probably right.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post How do they think the semen will survive the nuclear blast?

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a QOTW right there!
With a significantly low chance of pearoasts! :-)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, if this is the quality of XKCD's What If these days, then it certainly seems to have taken a turn for the worse.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post wow.
that is a whole level of crazy i have somehow missed!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a link post this what happens when mexicans sing on planes
tragic news just in
man finds last bourbon cream in packet but shop is shut
woman found away from kitchen
and as we go live to scene of the rampageing woman who has deserted her kitchen we are hearing that david cameron and nick clegg have reached a deal for unemployed people to be culled at the rate of 5000 a month to help stop inbreeding and to give underemployed SAS marksmen live training in urban areas
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a link post Monkey madness: Macaque in John Motson-style jacket goes berserk at Ikea
Best headline ever?

I dunno, but Dammit, it's up there.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *Pulls up deckchair*

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Look down

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh just. . .
Fucking D'oh!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:38, Reply)

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