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FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!! THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!
Ahem. Not that I need it. *twitch*
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Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:23,
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its the end of days...
the mayans were right (they tweeted about this moment!)
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DanGleeballs Don't bother, I haven't updated my sig in ages!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:24,
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I wondered who would crack first
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:25,
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errr.. it might just be you.
works fine here. gmail being down this morning caused all sorts of crap this morning though.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:26,
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OURS IS BROKEN
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:27,
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really???
how odd.. i have a normal news feed, and can see your posts just fine. oddness.
*goes to post random things to Herbs wall* ;)
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:29,
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OH GOD I can't delete the offensive ones!
Agghhhhhhh!!!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:31,
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It's back!
Phew
Oh you DIRTY Mare! I would never consider doing THAT with you...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:33,
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haha.
i did find it odd that my 'fiends online' box dropped down to nearly no one, but i simply thought that the UK had gone to bed (or the more obvious would be that everyone set me to ignore)
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:34,
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you have fiends?
are they like friends, but snidey and rude?
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:54,
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yes indeed!
errm you have clearly been stalking me on FB... one goes by snide... and there is a rude one or two in there too.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:05,
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ADD MEEEE, ADD MEEEE...
I'm the dashingly handsome one... send me a message first with the code phrase "I shat on your lawn" so I'll know it's you ;)
If I don't reply send it again once every 30 minutes until I do.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:57,
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hahaha!
(sends all of Herbs male friends that i am not already friends with a message of 'i shat on your lawn') yeah i see that going over well....
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:03,
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I know who he is if you want to send him pictures of your chebs?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:07,
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hahahaha! wine/nose.. ouch!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:10,
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He is way too cool to be my friend on fuckbook though
*cries*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:18,
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:(
if you aren't friends with him then there is no chance i will ever rank.
*cries even harderer*
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:20,
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There, there girls... there's still hope! :)
I have space for one last lovely lady to be on my friends list... just transfer £200 ($300) to my bank account as a deposit and then I will send you an application form.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:41,
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how i know this is a scam....
$321.54 is the current conversion rate... that is not including bank transfer fees... :(
you really must get your math(s) right.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:43,
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Shhhhh...
I was giving you a discount because you're my favourite ;)
Pay now and receive 5 free pokes if your application is successful. *Any additional pokes charged at £10 ($16.07) each.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:47,
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5 FREE pokes!!!!
THAT^ is betterer than a BOGO!!!! where DO I SIGN UP??!!!!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:58,
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down for me too :D
(right in the middle of me creating an event!)
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DanGleeballs Don't bother, I haven't updated my sig in ages!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:27,
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Nope
Peeps are reporting it from all over t'globe. 'Tis the end of things. The END I tell ye! Well, nice knowing you all, I'm off on a raping spree.
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Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:29,
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It's always the raping with you.
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gingerfreak Pan Book Of Horror 12 was my favourite, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:34,
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I know.
Now touch your toes.
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Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:39,
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Was a bit borked about half an hour ago.
Seems fine now.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:30,
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Not just me then
and I'm having problems with Minecraft.net. Maybe I should just go to bed.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:31,
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Just found a tip in the river of shit on twitter:
beta.facebook.com works, though each time I click a link to a different page within the site, I've had to manually edit it from www to beta (I wrote b3ta first time I tried it, which made me chuckle).
edit: I should say, works for me. Seeing mixed reports on shitter.
edit edit: never mind. It's back.
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George Blank is an idiot, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:32,
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i will keep that in mind
for the inevitable crash here. :)
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:48,
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Phew.
Now I can go back to leching at pictures of women I don't know.
takes off trousers again
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:47,
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Phew.
Now I can go back to watching JamTallons' webcam of him wanking at pictures of women he doesn't know.
takes off trousers again
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:45,
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Phew.
Now I can go back to watching Mr Dogshit watching JamTallons' webcam of him wanking at pictures of women he doesn't know.
takes off trousers again
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:22,
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*Joins Facebook*
Where do I click?
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:43,
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A slightly mental Channel Four Unreported World
I actually felt disgusted to be a male after watching this
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:13,
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It features such things as women being vocally called slags because they walk down a street by basically every man etc
Nothing odd going on there then. And girls, even in veils, being mobbed by gangs of youths for some reason.
Egypt, I think your male population is slightly fucked
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:48,
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different cultures are different shocker
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:05,
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No, 'different culture' is the most bell end excuse imaginable
Fuck their culture if groups of youths chasing teenagers down the streets and groping them is 'cultural.'
It's not, and it's wrong, you fucking dick head
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:13,
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nice one. this is a 'comedy' website, yeah?
i didn't say it was right.
cockface.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:24,
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'Comedy website' is an expression getting far to overused by humourless wankers to be honest
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:28,
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agreed. goodnight.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:31,
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If you were the one to decide what's right and what's wrong, people would be getting murdered in the streets.
Thankfully it isn't your place.
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gronkpan, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:40,
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Say what you like about Western countries
I wouldn't fucking swap em for the world.
Bunch of utter scumbags.
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retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:35,
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Truly gobsmaked with how thier society has come to this
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:45,
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Well...by the looks of it it's already here.
Currently tensions @ Europe are rising to a boiling point.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:52,
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'the uploader has not made this available in your country' for once i am thankful i think.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 2:12,
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Subjugation of women
Is not fine whichever culture you're in. If it is an entrenched part of your culture then your culture is fucked.
Saying a certain behaviour is part of.someone else's culture is patronising. Give people the respect of equal treatment by applying your own views to their ideas.
I'm perfectly willing to listen to someone else's views and have my mind changed, but until then I'll use my own views to make judgements about other people's behaviour irrespective of their culture or colour.
Come on, give me a valid cultural reason why the subjugation of women is a good thing?
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PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:34,
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^This viewpoint is the correct one.
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSETTE, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:23,
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cultures evolve.
they've had electricity and 'democracy' for how long now? any running water yet?
give peace a chance.
i'm not saying that anything is or is not a good thing, whatever that means, simply trying to introduce another perspective, to zoom out and try to look at the bigger picture, etc.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:57,
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massively patronising
I'm saying it is wrong.
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PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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Krispy Kreme needs your help
No, not the doughnut manufacturers, the teenage hip-hop "artist". He needs a new name. And some self-awareness.
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Ambegris, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:58,
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He should change his name to Pepsi
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:10,
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that's
one hell of a speech impediment
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LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iygcpqKw0Yc surprisingly enjoyable!
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coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:27,
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And now I'm confused.
Is it a joke? In which case he's brilliant.
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Ambegris, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:46,
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It has to be
Surely
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coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:03,
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yes he is a u.s. 'Devvo' type , a funnycunt
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bonnie_prince_bob, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:04,
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Yeah, I came across some stuff he did pre-krispy kreme when he was a 'serious' rapper
He's actually quite talented, I'll try and find it.
edit: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nr-m-_z23X8
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gronkpan, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:34,
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Wow! he is pretty damn good.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:12,
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Reminds me of this Reeves and Mortimer sketch.
youtu.be/6roNA0izLAo
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Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:34,
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Who want's to learn to spell 'Hunt'
in British Sign Language?
Excellent new guide to learning how, from the signers perspective, with moving bits to make it even easier. Summat to do on Christmas day instead of playing Charades. It's the gift that can keep on giving all year round!
EDIT: All jokes aside, this is a really valuable thing to learn, and it's the small things sometimes that make a difference. So really, give it a go you lovely people.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:47,
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Oh! coolness.
that looks like fun! though i think you have just made it so i offend even more people when drunk. :P
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:57,
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But just think
if 2 of you learn it not only will you smash the shit out of the others at 'giz a clue'* but you can also talk about people in front of them..behind their backs!
*may also come in useful when you want to be nice and meet a Deaf person and want to be helpful.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:03,
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I have friends who know sign language
They use it for communicating across bars.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:07,
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I hear it comes in handy in prison.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11,
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Is there really that much you can say with a fist?
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:12,
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So what's the sign for "Please, not up the arse again"?
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:14,
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I would probably just pull a scared face
there is a lot to be said for the effectiveness of facial expressions.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:17,
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oh! very true.
i fear i may not be very helpful if all i remember are swears....
*bookmarks for when not drinking* :D
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:09,
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Your sign language is different Miss F anyway
it's one handed which is far easier to do with a pint in one hand.
Here, you should try this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMQHd1UBkeI
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:13,
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YAY!!! :D
that song made me happy smiley! and was able to follow along with a glass of wine in my hand. bonus! :D
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:22,
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Much more sensible.
We will have to make do with the 2 handed alphabet for now! We work round it mind.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:43,
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i like how it can be very expressive
in a meeting, the figure "666" was translated by the signer making devil horns.
*waves jazz hands in appreciation*
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nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:07,
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Ace! I once had to sign
'sucking on the devils cock' in front of a cinema full of people. I wish there had been an easier way of doing it, but, sadly I had to go for it...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:15,
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hahaha!
dare i ask if there is video evidence of this?? hahaha.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:24,
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I doubt it...
thank god. Although I bumped into a hearing bloke about 9 months later while slightly worse for wear in a club and he pounced on me and went..'you were that girl signing before the film! I loved how you signed about the sucking the devils cock!'
see my profile for more details.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:29,
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haha!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:49,
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Warning to non-brits:
Deaf people don't use this language in your country. Americans use ASL and Australians use AUSLAN.
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gronkpan, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:38,
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Spied on my way home from work. "Festivus for the rest of us!"
the three kings brought some interesting gifts to the baby Jesus this year... a tower of Pabst Blue ribbon!

local news article on it:
www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Festivus-Pole-On-Display-at-Deerfield-Beach-Intersection-182677531.html
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:54,
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"With permission from the city" - that's sticking it to the man.
And as for PBR - "Pabst Blue Ribbon is a premium lager brew crafted with a hefty infusion of 6-row barley in its ingredient package, a carefully balanced carbohydrate profile from corn syrup," is there nothing manufactured in the States that does not contain corn syrup. It sounds rubbish.
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:32,
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trust me... PBR is vile.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:36,
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I'd guessed that!
But he must have been committed to his cause if he managed to neck 23 tins of the stuff. Nice to see in your photo that one of the angels is downing a yard of ale though.
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:41,
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one does have to admire his commitment to tastelessness.
haha!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:52,
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Suck my Lollipop
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herman:D, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:51,
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herman:D, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:52,
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wpqw
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:54,
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New glasses, Herbs?
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:11,
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is the 'I made this' button 'gone to China' again?
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:55,
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Chinese farmers throw molten metal at wall
With pretty much no protection.
Looks awesome though.
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:46,
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Ah, the ISO standard fire protection offered by an old sheep skin.
Spectacular, but a bit bonkers.
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:27,
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*reaches for H+S booklet*
*throws book at screen*
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:57,
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Tekkit numero 11
I made this!
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Bema Jinn YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:35,
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Humans are Disgusting
Did you know that you are fucking disgusting? Well, you are.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:35,
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No more rimming for me
I'm not having that filthy mouth anywhere near my arse!
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retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:41,
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What about if I brush AND floss?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:53,
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try as you might
them's some persistent clag nuts he's got there
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:10,
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Ewwwwww
Thankfully he didn't mention the amount of spunk produced by the male population of this planet fills two olympic size swimming pools daily.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:42,
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and they're both
in Tabbys back garden
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LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:49,
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Spunk Fact #2808
Ejaculating in space would accelerate the average man by about 0.78 mm/s.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:57,
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That's a lot of wanking to get to mars
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:59,
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Like you need an excuse.
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:05,
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*Wanks*
Sorry.. what?
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:07,
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curiosity was powered how?
come again?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:14,
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It'd take about 128,000 starting from Earth orbit
To be frank I think even you might struggle whacking that many out with neither air, water, food nor porn.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:03,
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So what i want to know is?
Who's filling the other one?
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:24,
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War Of The World - The New Generation.
Thoughts, anyone?
Feel free to skip the first half if you've got a short attention span.
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:22,
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My thoughts are mainly
"Why?"
There's nothing wrong with the original, IMO.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:24,
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I guess "because" would be the only real answer.
They've updated a few bits - there's some dancey basslines and some dubstep lite (for beginners) and some industrial mutterings going on. It does seem a bit strange to try and make something appeal to the yoof when the only people who'll notice are the 30somethings.
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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It's not sexual
enough
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BumCoiffure, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:34,
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Allow me to illuminate it for you
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:43,
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This appears accurate
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:46,
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Who's going to buy it then?
I just don't see a market for it, but maybe I have an optimistic view of the world's taste in music.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:46,
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People who liked the original
but think it needed more Gary Barlow?
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:17,
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The original is so good that even when its totally ruined it still sounds brilliant.
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Lord Scrope of Masham, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:30,
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That sums it up pretty well.
Also I think that dubstep could very well have found it's only natural home here. Distorted warblings and off kilter beats would be pretty much perfect.
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:34,
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Loved it
Quite frankly, voices and theatrical talent like Richard Burton's come around every few hundred years, Liam Nielsen sounded very good.
Guess it will be Morgan Freeman in the States..
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:32,
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STOP DOING WAR OF THE WORLDS WRONG.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:39,
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*Cowers*
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:45,
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You should hide Jahled....
I saw what you said..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:31,
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Now you've got Norfolk's maddest man.
etc.
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Lord Scrope of Masham, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:53,
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Well whoever was voicing the artilleryman needs some acting lessons
He really shouldn't be sounding quite so happy about his unit being wiped out.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:05,
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ahahaha . this, lots
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Cockweasle, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:30,
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still waiting on the 8-bit version...
à la www.youtube.com/watch?v=euLdKW_Db1k
but with added currah μspeech samples please...
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:57,
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Dubstep triplets (a.k.a wublets)...
Fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em dead.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:38,
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Well first off, the artilleryman sounds like he's about to laugh
so that's a load of shit. Liam Neeson appears to be filling Burton's shoes though. Just. But the music feels off...hardly changed from the original really, apart from a few jazzed-up effects and beats. But the whole thing sounds...well...a bit cheaper, like those rip-off cds you hear playing in shops without the original artists.
I have to ask, what's the point? If you're not going to redo it massively and more betterer, don't bother at all. Quite liked the bit where it goes all underwatery though.
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Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11,
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^that right there!!
I went to see the stage production at weekend, and absolutely loved it...
and even though i did really enjoy it, it still made me pine for the the original .. Burton, Essex. Lynott.. the original is one of those rare examples of getting everything right!
There really isn't a need for "the new generation" .. Jeff Wayne must need a few quid, and Barry Garlow hasn't nearly enough exposure is all i can think!?!
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DanGleeballs Don't bother, I haven't updated my sig in ages!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:23,
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much as i love it...
...david essex? really?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:18,
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at the time, he was a popular bloke..
and although he's a bit annoying, i really like his voice on it..
"Just hunks of mettul.."
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DanGleeballs Don't bother, I haven't updated my sig in ages!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:26,
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a brave new world!
innit. yeah, kinda like it - rose tinted nostalgia an' all that - but he was just flavour of the month at the time, much as whoever is playing whoever in the current cash grabbing remake i s'spose.
let's start over agAIN... over aGAIN...
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:50,
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no nathaniel! oh, no nathaniel, no...
there must be more to life...
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:54,
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It doesn't feel the same.
It's like I've stumbled across what I thought was the original but is actually a not-as-good cover. Like those Christmas albums you buy that turn out to be Stars in Their Eyes style impersonations.
Disappointing :(
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Fork : Killing time since, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:34,
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This man doesn't like his bush tampered with.
NSFW
HAHAHA!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:15,
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Haha
$50 for bush?
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:20,
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I enjoyed that.
"Arsehole vandal gets caught" would have been a better title.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:23,
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what was with the weird sound distortion
on the guys voice?
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:44,
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im with the bush defender
what kind of prick rips up a bush so he can skate, can you be any more selfish?
"im gunna put i back...." yeah thats how it works, a plant will just keep on growing if you shove it back in the dirt after roughly ripping it out the ground
id have just beaten him with the bush, faulty towers style
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Jamesrobson, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:46,
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gake and fay
camera operator unseen by psycho? really?
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itilliterate, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:58,
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I was thinking the same thing.
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Sherbets Leaf, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 5:54,
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We want... A SHRUBBERY!
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Ambegris, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:12,
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SHRUBBERY?
DID YOU SAY SHRUBBERY SIR?!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:38,
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Anecdotes of Kim Jong Il's life.
A PDF, straight from the official DPRK's webportal.
136 pages filled with varying degrees of insanity.
Read about him changing the weather, explaining the workings of the Mir space station to Russian space techs and identifying different types of chicken.
"Kim Jong Il commented that the figure 8, if
written sideways, becomes ∞, the sign of infinity.
Everyone who heard him was filled with admiration."
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10,
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that really is wonderfully bonkers
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:31,
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Great stuff!
*saves for later*
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:23,
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*Eats popcorn*
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:07,
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Pulls out deckchair.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:08,
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That's 5 quid for the day if you want that sonny jim.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:09,
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if you've sat on it
you've bought it
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LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10,
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You have that tattooed above your privates,
don't you?
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:13,
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not any more
i had it covered up with "half price sale"
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LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:15,
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...on mug trees"
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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better that than
"free cycle parking"
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LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:17,
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Don't pretend you don't know
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:26,
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But it's my bloody chair!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:37,
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Just because you rented it yesterday
doesn't make it 'yours'
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:40,
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... is what Herbs has tattooed above her foo-foo.
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:57,
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Gotta have some insurance...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:57,
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I've never tried Glasscockfish.
What price are they?
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Fart through a Walkie Talkie is seriously considering keeping this user name, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10,
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Wow. They managed to make a video for less than the price of a fish.
"Actually, we needed £5k for 'proper' actors & catering"
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:12,
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Rather this for Xmas #1 than whoever won X-Factor this year.
Good luck to 'im.
Edit: He seems genuinely unselfconscious about the whole thing too.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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I've spoken to him on the way to football.
It was a while back, before he was a 'Youtube sensation'. He didn't speak much English and didn't understand why people kept coming up and asking him to sing 'the fish song', but was glad to do it because it made them happy.
Good luck to him.
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Fart through a Walkie Talkie is seriously considering keeping this user name, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:06,
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When i was younger i always wondered what it was that made people stop listening to the charts...
X factor did it for me. Bleurrggghhh.
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:07,
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I thought I just got old
and no longer understood this new young music. I do want to believe it's a load of cuntsocks though, I really do...
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:09,
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There's a lot of great new "young" music
But very little of it's in the charts.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:02,
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Well if you're going to fuck up the airwaves with a song about cheap fish...
...may as well fuck it at full throttle.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:47,
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You fucking dare get this twatting shite in the charts
Ive just had 2 months of hell having to play Gangnam style 6 times a night. If it charts i'm going to kill everyone.
*Probably won't kill anyone
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:48,
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I like the bit where he held the fish.
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Lord Scrope of Masham, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:57,
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2:09 could be good gif material...
Also I think I prefer his ladies to the Gangnam ladies, but I digress...this is about fish.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:04,
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Does Santa REALLY like mince pies?
cos I think they're a bit shit, myself.
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Shadowfaxthehoss, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:04,
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Mince pies are ace!
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:08,
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Bleughhh
Christmas cake and pudding are horrible too.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:09,
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Hot mince pies with custard!!!
Come onnnnnnnn!
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:11,
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HOT CUSTARD?
*bokes*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:12,
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=O
SACRILEGE!
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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School dinners RUINED hot puddings for me
a plastic plate full of half warm semolina with a blob of jam in the midhhuugghhhhhhh.....uh...uhhh......I have to stop there.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:20,
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Home made custard
is not school dinners. Real eggs in it and everything.
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:23,
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custard i can do
semolina/rice pudding/tapioca I just can't do.
at all.
same for butterscotch angel delight, but that's another story
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LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:24,
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Typical scouse.
Anything more 'fancy' than faggots & smash and she's culinarily overwhelmed.
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:27,
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"faggots & smash"
sounds like you and miranda on a night out
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LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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Correction:
Sounds like Miranda & I have finally got a name good enough for our urban dubstep project.
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:37,
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Dubstep is worse than Herbs semolina
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:41,
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In that case
you would think tinned semolina and 5% 'real fruit' jam would be right up my alley.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:29,
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it's supposed to go in your mouth
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LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:30,
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i've certainly heard that's what your alley looks like
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mictoboy page 4, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:31,
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Mind, "alley" makes it almost sounds bijou.
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:38,
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10foot though,
not 4foot
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mictoboy page 4, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:35,
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Only that one time you smashed my back doors in
but we promised never to talk about that again. It hurt.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:39,
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Try Fried Christmas Pudding
Not deep-fried, just in a pan.
It goes well with evaporated milk and it's better if you use leftovers.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:08,
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What ARE you?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:13,
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O_o
Do you find that you're hearing your GP use the word "morbidly" a lot?
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:14,
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He GAZ'd me to ask what Bariatric meant..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:35,
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Christmas pudding is like port:
It only happens once a year.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11,
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Guy uses pet rat to clean his teeth.
At least I umm hope it's a pet.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:49,
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*bokes*
almost as bad as those women who let their tiny yappy dogs french kiss them
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:52,
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What's your opinion on letting your cat lick your jam covered testicles?
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:58,
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My cat's bumhole tastes of sardines.
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:59,
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Is that why your penis smells of fish?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:04,
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WILL YOU STOP LOWERING THE TONE
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:08,
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Why does my cats breath smell of sardines?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:15,
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*grooming alert*
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:05,
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Well I never!
*Wafts cape*
*Storms off*
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:10,
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can pet rets get weil's disease?
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:34,
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The rat itself is very cute
But for fuck's sake...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:06,
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I have pet rats, and they're very cute and intelligent.
I do not let them do this.
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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:57,
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Rats clean their private parts also with that tongue.
So he got ratfilth on this teeth now.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:42,
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And now for something a bit more serious... (PDF)
Apologies for double post, but I though I needed to break the chain of random music postings I've made and link something more serious.
Anyway, a couple of years before he died I once had the pleasure of sharing a few pints with Jimmy Reid, who was a genuine legend.
It's not a long read, but impressively it still sounds as if it was written in modern times, not in 1972!
Anyway. Jimmy Reid - Pure dead brilliant... Unfortunately.
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Hugh Breeze Only marketing twats need strap lines... err..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:34,
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link for viewing online:
https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=cache:drrZvvbN-BAJ:www.gla.ac.uk/media/media_167194_en.pdf+&hl=en&gl=uk&pid=bl&srcid=ADGEESgs9GKMi9R5TddRQ9OXd8QZflkRTTJForezgc1c993_29pNwVOB4s77AXQ41cvUDoPGIHhFRSD3BFd7l62yIficUJwN4k4hfSnN_J1eOjn5Lo4lqSEfpSCx8hLu70Vus32dGwMy&sig=AHIEtbQI3MeKTP3LuAv2lZ-RuRdE_rlgiw
I will give that a spin on my kindle. Hard to click 'I like this' until I have read it though...
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gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:38,
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Cheers, I wasn't sure about PDF link etiquette so I just went for it
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Hugh Breeze Only marketing twats need strap lines... err..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:44,
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I guess there isn't one
but they are a whorish format, full of crabs and old spunk.
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gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:50,
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talking of pdfs...
prolly well gc but only recently stumbled upon here, thought it may be of help to our transatlantic cousins:
https://edit.ethz.ch/cepe/education/ResMethodWriting/WritingDoctoral/edit/anglo-eu-translation-guide1.pdf
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:52,
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Best ask Pissflaps....
He's our resident PDF file.
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:00,
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Looks like a good read for the train into work in the morning.
Thank you.
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Hoppitygoestotown Overmousingcausesfingercancer, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:54,
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I refuse to allow RiverGhost to get away with that
This is far superior.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:34,
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just had a listen,
and no. It isn't.
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mictoboy page 4, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:30,
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Apparently, Jesuits are going to launch a bukkake bomb at Canada
NSFW
This is her major fear and the subject of a lot of her videos...not posting for lol's but for the enormity of her insanity...NSFW because your boss may know what bukkake means...
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DeSade - is grannyfappin, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:28,
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GAIL!!!
*Has telepathic sex*
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:30,
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Is she GC?
I can take down so nobody's time is wasted...
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DeSade - is grannyfappin, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:34,
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She has had some postings before.
No need to delete however. Her batshitness always brings a smile...
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:37,
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You just want to explode your semen bomb inside of her.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:03,
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She's too good for me.
=(
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:12,
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Yeah, you are probably right.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:11,
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How do they think the semen will survive the nuclear blast?
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Edenmonster, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:43,
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There's a QOTW right there!
With a significantly low chance of pearoasts! :-)
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JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:43,
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Well, if this is the quality of XKCD's What If these days, then it certainly seems to have taken a turn for the worse.
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Ozymandiarse Pointless to save this stripy boy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:46,
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wow.
that is a whole level of crazy i have somehow missed!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:18,
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this what happens when mexicans sing on planes
tragic news just in
man finds last bourbon cream in packet but shop is shut
woman found away from kitchen
and as we go live to scene of the rampageing woman who has deserted her kitchen we are hearing that david cameron and nick clegg have reached a deal for unemployed people to be culled at the rate of 5000 a month to help stop inbreeding and to give underemployed SAS marksmen live training in urban areas
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:26,
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Monkey madness: Macaque in John Motson-style jacket goes berserk at Ikea
Best headline ever?
I dunno, but Dammit, it's up there.
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Sweeplovesfisting veni, vidi, mum tuum futui, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:23,
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*Pulls up deckchair*
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:24,
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Look down
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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:30,
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Oh just. . .
Fucking D'oh!
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Sweeplovesfisting veni, vidi, mum tuum futui, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:38,
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