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This is a link post Pothole Gardens
Nice! Guy fills up potholes on pavements with little scale gardens. Not seen one yet but may have to go looking...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am normally a fan of things being done for the fun of it

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm.
I'd not trust him to look after a cake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes a change from all the Bumhole Gardners....
on the BBC these days. Pffft.

R.Littlejohn
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I rather much
like this a lot. It's silly but he seems like he enjoys it and it brings a smile to people's faces.
 (I helped save b3ta! DisgruntledGoat, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 2:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Syria’s homemade “Sham 2″ tank
“Sham 2″ tank built by one of the Syrian rebel islamic groups
 (MikeMcDime, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't imagine what Sham 1 must've looked like

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post death trap

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy jihad Batman!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Technically it's an armoured car not a tank
It's also a death trap made by someone that saw a drawing of a tank once but no real experience of how armour plating works.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to have an expert here to explain these things.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chipping Norton's a dangerous place these days.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You think that would stop anything other than fire from a small hand gun?
Because from the rust you're talking iron or steel.
Not any of your fancy composits or explosive armour.
and unless they crammed in a serious engine in there it's not that thick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe in Syria they are only fighting with small hand guns.
Don't believe the meejah.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Necessity = mother.
Might be good for retrieving golf balls?
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Allah is greater

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPAMCUNT
Hello cancerik/deluxe/cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen them around for a bit....

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post they were banned

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah
Oh dear
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
This is GC by the way. You should have checked. Why didn't you check first? You've bollocksed it up now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Deputy Fadge

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does that make you Sheriff Scrunt?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to be of service cap'n
*Salutes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Google.
It does make it so much easier to tell the source of where all this shit on formyhour.com is stolen from.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sham 2 is through to our series semi-finals
here - on Robot Wars
 (I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Steve Jobs (He Enslaved The World With Shiny Things) I made this!
Another vid for the 2012:Mashed show.
Rob and Superpowerless gone did the music song, I did the animation.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Good to see a b3ta t-shirt in there!
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
now do a remake of the money for nothing video
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post will this do?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghmL5rGEcUk
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha! yes!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've stuck it in where we can.
Even moved him closer to camera, re rendered it an all.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That video recharged my Isoul.
thanks
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post your what? lol

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like in iSoul but with poor branding choices
(click)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post first thing I thought of
youtu.be/rXE9Q7p858M?t=57s
lol, this guy has a nerve. I loved my new best friend as well.

and thanks. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!
Great animation - the fusion between your style and Der Fuhrer's electro-ravings is sublime.

Have to say, more than a touch of a "They Might Be Giants" feel to the music here, which is no bad thing either.
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Art Of Trance - Madagascar (Ferry Corsten remix)
Skip to 2:00 if you get bored with the build-up, and then wait for the bit at 3:58 to blow your socks off. That is, if you like this sort of thing...
(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Such a tune..
 (anvil, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post not usually 100% my cup of tea (beeps and blips me)
but that made up for a frustrating afternoon. what does one say at times like these? err. "choon". was that correct?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post *reaches for lasers*
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah classic
this is one of those tunes that got ruined by compilation albums as they'd cut most of the silent bit during the editing and it's the silent bit carries the drama of the tune. I have the full version on vinyl though

Sadly though I've never been in a club when they've played :o/
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post these sort of children's records sound all the same to me!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Usura - Open Your Mind (GC from 18 months ago)
something from 1993, yet another cheesy looking video, made with a Dragon 32... or was it a Vic 20??
(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ohh wow
This reminds me of doing late night working in the Deal Kent area, driving home to Laaaannnndon almost falling asleep until this came on. Thx Muchly.
 (Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I meant to comment on this earlier
And now I have.

Thanks. It made the last hour at work fly by.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a link post A white goods retailer cover "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"
The top comments made me cry laughing.
(godspants, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post where'd they find the money to do that

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I gave them £5k for the catering.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
I provided some skanky whores
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank god, i was beginning to worry about their job security

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to post this as it's own thread but I couldn't bring myself to do it.
This is the cunts who work downstairs from us. Couldn't come close to The Office if it tried. Fucking dreadful.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIiUPn6z0cM

Christmas could be a really nice time of year, but cunts like this ALWAYS fuck it up for everyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2:22 one in the middle
would
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did they find
so many people with no discernible rhythm?
 (godspants, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those cunts saved my xmas 2 years ago
Our cooker died a death 2 days before xmas and those cunts somehow managed to deliver a new replacement on xmas eve. The video sucks balls though and they should stick to delivering cookers.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post tragically, everyone in this film was killed in a surprise bear attack soon after filming.
PLEASE
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Proper office lols.
Bastard!
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post These are the most hateful things ever.
Here is the one I was made to film in 2006. Apologies for the terrible quality; that was the level of my skills back then. Further apologies for having worked for a marketing agency (albeit a while ago).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIrz2rvoxOM
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, don't think you can get away with it that easily.
Come out back with me for a second.

*loads shotgun*
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a link post And the least-imaginative-naming-of-a-piece-of-land-after-our-monarch award goes to:
Queen Elizabeth land? Really?

They could have at least made it slightly interesting. Like, I don't know, Elizabethia or Bettyslavia or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Queen Elizaberg.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kewetuland

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Englandland

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post betterthanenglandland

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Notscotlandland

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright then
Well I'm having Betterthanbetterthanenglandlandland
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lizland
Queenistan
Diisdeadia
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Croydon

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Princephillipputhiscockinmeistan.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Frozen Tits Land

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bitparkyonia

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Germanicfigureheadprivelegedwankersland

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post OFWITHHISHEADSHIRE

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Permissiontoland

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lizardland

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckmeitscuntingcoldlandia

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bbbbbbbbbbbratislavia

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wewishyoudfuckoffoverhereland.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Umbongo bongo land

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Skate Glitches
Nerd lols. Slightly GC but we're all friends here, right?
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post My grandson approves...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post i hate to admit...
i laughed at that harder than i should have. the giant letter falling over on him made me do an actual LOL.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my spawn plays that for hours on end. Can't get him to touch a real skateboard and be cool like me.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post eh... kids these days...
always with the vidya games...
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had to skateboard uphill, both ways, in two feet of snow!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post i broke both ankles, and had to push myself home on my hands.
(slight thread jack)... i have been going over the kids christmas lists... and ordering last minute crap online... they emailed me links... i am not sure if my oldest is serious about this one. or just trying to see if i actually looked at the list..
mcphee.com/shop/chicken-head-mask.html
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's great
Even if he's not serious, you should get it for him.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mong!
This is well known youth 'code' for "I really want a FleshlightTM"
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post gah!
lalala i am going to pretend i did not read that.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post He probably already uses a lukewarm pot noodle (or American equivalent)
I know I do!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o errr thank you
for that little window into your personal life.

(also, my new diet plan to be totally put off eating lunch by logging into /links seems to be working)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cock head

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post First time I've ever said this...
GC!

I know because last time it was posted I went staight out and bought the game.

Far funnier than I'm sure it should be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found it fantastically funny the first time I saw it
but this time I was amazed how everything except the breakdancing was kind of how real life might go.

Looks like a great wee game.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Police stand off in Darlington
I wonder if he's come down yet?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post he must be barking

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post They tried to ask him where he lives
but he's got no roots.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, leaf him alone!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if he's related to Twiggy...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Special branch
are investigating
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Birch is too good for him.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Call
the copse!
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll run rings around him.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll arrest him for a Beech of the Peace

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having trouble logging on to this...

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Police seemed to be stumped as to why he did it

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did it for a larch
he might get a hefty pine
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yew think so?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oakay I might have exaggerated.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's not crazy, just pining for attention

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post He should spruce up his ideas.
He could have the Police eating out of the Palm of his hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wood have thought so too.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think it is all mulch ado about nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably best just to go down the pub
have a few drinks, get trunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, drink until you're sick, then drink more so you're sycamore

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That elm make him feel better

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post well he should feel ASHamed

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post He defo
willow us one for this.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon they're just BARKing up the wrong TREE

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't cedar harm it it

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knot likely.

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I hope the police
can cedar funny side

edit: bollocks, just beat me. I had to reset my password.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have done
They were never in any danger anyway, so long as they kept their 'Elm-ets on.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post True
But they had their quiet night trunk-ated and had to root around outdoors in the cold.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post When he's done
do you think he will take a bough?
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
He'd be a sap not to.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I reckon he's twigged we're talking about him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happens,
I hope he's treeted well once he's arrested
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post poor sap

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks all of you
for making the bottom half of this page impossible to read on my train home today.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Yew're welcome.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's trying to make himself Poplar :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he's a sex-case that's got wood.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post He may have already lost his cherry.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the seriousness of the statement:
"There is no reason for him to be up a tree."

Indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure they are qualified to make that statement.
I think they should consult a philosopher before making such rushes to judgment.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
It's pretty obvious HE thinks he's got a reason to be up a tree.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post But is there any reason why he should not be in a tree?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the police had guns this would've been over a lot quicker!
I blame the left-wing liberal media!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a link post What did you get for Christmas?
Oh, laid by the dog. Does that count as NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chocolate Thunder
looool
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post no one seems too bothered,
I think the kid is enjoying it the most
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is the most disconcerting thing of all.
Makes me think the boy is used to other animals, including Ma & Pa Grape, having their way with him.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I thought
too much same old same old. Nice of the dog to pop round and change positions halfway through though I thought. Keeps it fresh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take it you cunt! Take it!
Leave your bedroom door open tonight, I need some more loving.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tonight...
You.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like a challenge

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

I used to think rape was funny...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post only if its a clown

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Note to baord
Child sexual assualt by a dog is funny but if a human does it, you get reported to the cops.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post So speaks the Voice of Experience.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baord has been a bad bad man.

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post *mumbles something about subject editing*
Pffft
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Instagram's new privacy policy
"If you're not paying for the service, you are the product"
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh well. I'm pretty sure places like Starbucks have enough images of their own coffee should everyone suddenly stop using it.
 (UTB, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Analysts said
that the new policies could deal a blow to Facebook's reputation"

I thought Facebook's reputation went down the toilet when they changed their T&C's to say they could do what the fuck they wanted with your details and if you didn't like i, you can fuck off, and we're keeping your details?

But then, stupid people will continue to give them tons of personal info for them to do with as they please.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pay for the service then you cheap whingy hipster toss-pots!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not actually sure what the 'service' is
Is it free filtah's for your iphone photos?
A picture hosting service?
A shortcut to uploading photos to the web?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a way for people to show how awesome they are to all their friends and to appear popular.
(like most social media).
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still rely on Christmas round robin letters for that

(LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like this one?
www.b3ta.com/board/9828450
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised that Instagram isn't dead yet anyway.
Ultimately, it is a novelty, and most web toys have a very short life before people get bored of them.

Their ban on Twitter is also incredibly self-destructive, as people are going to have far more loyalty to a social site with friends on it than a site where you can host photos and make them look jaundiced.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post totally
and it is dying hence the reason they are trying monetise it.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post no amount of filtering is ever going to make me interested in other people's holiday snaps

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Never used the damn thing anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Ever wondered what a dog sounds like on helium?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha that's proper fucked up!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't stop watching this
it's making little bits of wee come out.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post truth :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not hugely important, but is that real? Sounds Fakey McGaybo.
Sort of thing the muppets in my office would enjoy at face value though. *forwards*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the (original?) video without hilarity
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBbKQlQezPc
 (chippy time travel agents, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post that one without the chipmunk giggling noises
is really freaky!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's funnier without the sound effects.
 (loci, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would say that it's the mad gremlin from Gremlins 2...
*shrugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
this is so crazy and so unreal :D
 (MikeMcDime, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pure helium can be dangerous to dogs, and indeed any animal, if inhaled without any air.
Too much air.
 (speedevil, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
Sounds more like Chas from Morph
 (MaxZero ZeroMax, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a link post The inevitable consequences of the Monkey Jesus Fresco! I made this!
Animation for a Monkeon joke I did for the Channel 4 show 2012:Mashed
The full show is on Channel 4, Friday 28th December at 11.40pm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good work!

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha top work mate!
I used that exact same sound effect for a monkey loving scene :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
lik this if u cry evertim.
Poor monkey, lol
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post You talented bastard you

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!
top work, did you use after effects?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post biro, paint shop pro and 3ds max to animate it

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post niiiiiiiiiiice.

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post wickedness!
the burnign bright ep should be out finally in the early new year i think! :D i'l send you a linkamajig! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post that gets a click from me...
poor little monkey.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loving the
Evolution of Christ bit


> Heads off looking for a t-shirt with it

< Comes back suggesting you get them out there
 (otl, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right on, nicely done.
Look forward to seeing the full show. I did a piece for it too but unfortunately it got pulled last minute due to cold feet by channel 4.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smearsballs is a hero
SB - you certainly did sir - and the show is very much weaker without it! Well done. I'm sure it will surface at some point... a full disco version...
 (goshdaddy...look goshdaddy...look, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooh yeah. full disco indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
I was the one who did the live action bit that got cut out ;) This is lovely anyway :)
 (Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post blimey, does everyone around here secretly work for channel 4?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do.
As a fluffer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top work!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love your art style
Kiss me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post pucker up buttercup

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Godlike!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Vintage Innovations catalogue from 1987 I made this!
Hello my little cocks and chicks,

I came across this the other day and thought it was worth scanning in. Basically, this is the IWOOT / ThisIsWhyI'mBroke of its day and yes, I want everything in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post man I had that exact catalouge
it was like an electronic pandoras box for me :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't there a fake one called unnovations?
I think Charlie Brooker wrote and did the art shit for it.
EDIT: found it www.zeppotron.com/unnovations/
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
i had that watch on page 2
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Omnibot rules
Here is a very nice bluetooth mod that some clever chap did:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPcgoNBsedU
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh I had the remote control car on the last page!
Not entirely sure the 18mph claim is valid. Do remember getting it stuck under a few cars though.
 (Danabnormal, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^ this

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post me too
I remember having to buy batteries by the bag load
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never had Omnibot
but I did have the mid-range one, Verbot. You controlled it by recording your voice saying the command you wanted it to do, and it was fucking useless. I also went through loads of those 1 million dollar pens, despite the price tag, could I prevent myself from losing them? No.

edit: OMG, the travel sickness wrist bands, I knew I hadn't imagined those. Yeah, you could buy them, OR you could simply press your fingers into your wrist now that you've figured out that this is all that the wrist band does.
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That does it
I'm getting my plasma ball out later.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
We had the ironing board thingy (good for burning your forearms quite well), the Datacard, the embossing press and I still have the metal detector! If I told you all I wanted was the Rabbit multiplier, would you believe me?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post RAISE THE TONE OF YOUR STATIONARY WITH THIS EMBOSSING PRESS

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a link post live 36 hour chewathon mix
Alex paterson (orb) and friends, doing a mega mix
 (ne1, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Anybody remember "Nu Shooz"?
This is "I Can't Wait", which I think was their only hit. I even remember this one, due to the mildly annoying pitchshifting. Thought I'd share it all with you, been stuck in my head since I heard it on Energy FM (that's right, Shoutcast still exists).

edit: typically 80's weird video too.
(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post They REALLY didn't know what to do with music videos back then, did they?

(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. Love this.
I had it on a cassette with some Amiga music and stuff I recorded off the radio..
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post proper takes me back
the old n-n-n-nineteen style of sampling.

gold!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS: there must be something in the water -
I've had this running through my head for days, too; but I've never even heard of Energy FM.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post In case you didn't already google
www.energyfm.co.uk/

:)
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Click here for a crazy video.
Clicks and misses the vid.
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic advertising
which doesn't seem to happen if you watch it on a mobile phone
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a link post best free streaming site I've found
have got through 3 seasons of Boardwalk Empire & 2 of Game of Thrones in the last week. Social life, schmocial life.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Biggerer
www.watchseries-online.eu/2005/07/index.html

And that's nothing compared to watchseries.eu but that got torpedoed last week.
 (Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you. I'll just slap you then feel you up a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post icefilms.info
Is my site of choice, high quality streaming if you've got the bandwidth, but you can watch standard def and download off it. Big choice of films, usually get the screeners around oscar time too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Metal Guitars + French Electro = White Wee Wee
Apologies for the music link.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a link post In celebration of London
Given the general London comments a few posts down...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well most of this is correct..
Don't go out in zone 1, its for tourist, idiots and twats. Avoid commuter cyclists, they're all insane law breaking, dangerous tossers. Clapham is full of trendy twunts and the East End/Canary Wharf gets a huge inlfux of Essex idiots every evening/weekend.

Still the best city in the world though; Just take a walk through it at 4.30am on a summer morning. Its amazing. Triply so without the people.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clapham is full of all kinds of twunt.
I was shot in the back with an air rifle outside Clapham North station by some scrotes in a shite car who thought that was the best way to spend their friday night.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, a stroll round in the early hours is the only time it's worth doing.
Done this last June:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9r0GwCzR4Y
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good stuff
If it snows I'm going to do a wintery version.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The thing is
London is massive. For everything that's shit about it, there are loads of things that are good. When you live here, if you've got any sense, you work that out and you make the best of the good bits, and ignore the shit. In other cities you don't have as much scope to do that.

And it still amazes me how Vice Magazine (written by cunts, for cunts) can continue to take the piss out of exactly the sort of people who read it.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Burlesque really IS shit, though.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Undoubtedly
It's stripping for fat birds with A levels.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
hahaha! some of my mates are burlesque dancers and this is very accurate :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post "some of my friends are black"
lacist!
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't say that
Some of my friends wives are burlesque dancers, which gives me the opportunity to see them in a state of undress legally.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Naked women are illegal?
PC gone mad.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had some good and some bad burlesque experiences.
Good, being dragged up on stage and snogged by hot bird in lingerie.
Bad, seeing a fat chicks pasty white buttock flop over the edge of a hula hoop.
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post London I love/hate. Paris I love.
Also: Vice articles: cunts for cunts (most of the time), Vice video documentaries: mostly excellent.
How does that work?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
They are taking the piss in articles?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post London isn't so bad
if you know your way around. He is right when he says that the weird thing about London is that most Londoners aren't from there. That gives it a very strange feeling to me. I rarely feel uncomfy there though.
Strangely, the city that scared me most ever was San Fransisco, which was a shame because I wanted to love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is some majorly
f'ed up stuff in San Fran.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
I felt the same about San Francisco. I did really like it, but I didn't feel comfortable in a lot of places. Very compartmentalised so that you felt like you were in Chinatown, or a shopping area, or a gay area, or (on a couple of occasions) a terrifying area full of the dodgiest of the dodgy. It wasn't jumbled up the way London is (not that there aren't divisions and ghettos here).
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't really say
what it was about SF, but I just got the creeps about it. I expected that to happen in LA, but that was just a city with traffic jams. No underlying 'feeling', if that makes sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The amercian homeless let down SF (and most US cities)
Nearly every one of them should be in some kind of care establishment but because of the third world/right wing welfare/drugs policy, every single one of them is on the street wandering around muttering and shouting to themselves, threatening passers-by. Its a lot better in this country (even if we do still have too many homeless).
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love London socially
great things to do, mates to see... just when you go to work and see queues for the tube, I think fuck that I'll take the 30min walk and dodge a cyclist or two.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post cities are shit
london is probably one of the better ones though
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vice is a shit comic for wanker students.
EDIT: Nathan Barley wrote that article.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nathan Barley would think London is "totally fuckin' Mexico!"
Surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I lived there for 14 years and LOVED London
and then hated it in equal measure.

its combination of ambition, paranoia and isolation can make it really hard work, day in, day out

but it's still got some places of pure joy and creativity and good vibes.


Much prefer living in Bristol though. prettier, friendlier, cheaper, smaller and easier to get around (a fuck load), safer, closer to the countryside, merrier, politer, more generous, and possibly more tolerant.


plus it won an award praising it's city centre for not being too stabby stabby. Win!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a bit in 'Absolute Beginners'
by Colin McInnes (which is great, by the way), where the narrator, a teenage mod in the fifties, takes a taxi ride along the Embankment: "And as I gazed out on the water like a mouth, a bed, a sister, I thought how, my God, I love this city, horrible though it may be, and never ever want to leave it, come what it may send me."

I think a lot of people feel like that
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is you:
*makes poncey noises*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
I'm glad you told me you were doing an impression, because I thought you were just being yourself...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, look over there!
*pulls down trousers*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post true that
scared that if they leave they've miss something 'amazing'
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt.
I think London is a magic place. It's taken me years to sift through the shit but there's always something new and fantastic to discover. It's got endless variety of things to see, drink, eat, do etc. Vice can go fuck itself. Hipster bellends.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Go to London! I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated."

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even though i've lived my whole life in london i've yet to experience a great deal of it
so I'll mostly keep my few uninformed opinions to myself.

What I will say is fuck non-londoner english people who move here, especially the rich ones.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:47, , Reply)

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