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This is a link post Flying In The Face Of Ordinary
Virgin Atlantic new promo
(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's horrific

(ShitWeasel Cuntface, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That made me vomit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post All that talent and they use it to serve drinks & shite food to miserable passengers.

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post urge to kill rising

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post My bowels have just evacuated themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a link post Bell End Designer Jeans Anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a link post Brass Eye - Coming on to a kid
Indeed.
(ShitWeasel Cuntface, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The show host is clearly a regular on /talk.
EDIT: just looked at your username page, how appropriate.
 (pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Just keep away from the guy
he clearly has a funny eye.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a link post Chuck was put down shortly after this was broadcast.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post There are quite a few experienced ring judges on /links

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft.

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That was painful
Poor old Chuck
 (jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The mind of a judge is a desolate place.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a link post 2012 Mashed: Sex Problems NSFW I made this!
aka "50,000 Shades of Grey". This is the full version of our contribution to 2012:Mashed. The TV version was edited (quite rightly) to buggery. The full version is very odd, but one of my favourite things we've ever done.

Probably NSFW because it's about SEX.
(Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
i like this.
 (itilliterate, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh la la.
Congratulations on running round Castle Park dressed as a sex Monster too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done!
Keep Calm.
Carry On.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants Coz. Innit., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a link post Alsace timelapse

(pepperjul, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!!!!
Are you actually taking the piss?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Just because he(?) has a different sense of humour, you shouldn't denigrate someone
Even the most utter mentalist is entitled to a little respect and dignity.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This message was brought to you by /links' very own Gandhi.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws salt at monitor*

(fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahahhahha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Mec, vous avons oublié de dire:
"The "Alsace timelapse" project is the fruit of the collaboration of three French artists from Strasbourg, and the fusion of their photographic, editing and musical talents. The collective, baptized IGH, presents a short film entirely produced through the time-lapse photography technique. Combining thousands of photographs captured over a period of two years across the Alsace region by the photographer Jean Isenmann, and edited by Julien Guntz against a musical background by Marco Havnin, this film attempts to encapsulate the magnificence of the Alsace region in all its aspects.
Photography: Jean Isenmann
Editing: Julien Guntz
Music: Marco Havnin"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *avez

(itilliterate, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ???
Qu'est ce que vous voulez dire?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Que?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *vouliez
after a construction such as 'qu'est ce que' you need to employ the subjunctive.
 (itilliterate, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Lay off him, he's got Down's syndrome.

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *qu'est-ce que
you missed out the hyphen
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ah putain..
tu as raison, il faut que j'y aille maintenant.
(note use of subjunctive, as required, after 'falloir que' construction.)
 (itilliterate, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I know the subjunctive is essential after "falloir que"
but really didn't think after any ce que... &c.
I live & learn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post C'est la vie.

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZIITpkLo-8
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post get a loife

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You were dancing.
Admit it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
if only it were* as simple as 'after any ce que', but it isn't.
*subjunctive exists in english too.
 (itilliterate, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for the patronising lessons but I don't really think many people give a fuck either way.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I do. But I am a bit of a sad case.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *hangs head in shame*
actually, i owe you an apology.
i was not right. woulda gazed you to explain, but you do what all the cool people do, i.e. make it not possible.
 (itilliterate, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post listen ferretwillie...
i'm not after the many, only the few.
 (itilliterate, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post AWESOME!
For your next project, I think you should do a timelapse of somewhere in eastern France. The Alsace is nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands has elephantiasis of the didgeridoo, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I look forward to next months edition

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
i needed a laugh this morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheese-eating surrender monkey.

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a link post For my birthday me and my band are performing our first live gig tonight, if plague and pestilence don't finish any more of us off.
We do an excellent version of The Boots Are Made For Walking as our opening number. Here's the original, with a hot Nancy Sinatra.
(Badger Catapult Cabaret, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Great song and very nice vid
All the best with the gig =)
 (Sherbets Leaf, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!

(Badger Catapult Cabaret, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Birthday!!
Good luck with the gig too!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
At least they they should be a friendly amiably drunk crowd.
 (Badger Catapult Cabaret, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the audience don't attack you.

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Encouraging words Pissy, thanks!
We won't have much of an audience at this rate - Tonsillitis, bad colds, chicken pox, 'flu but fortunately no norovirus, yet.
 (Badger Catapult Cabaret, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear no one has the norovirus yet.
That would make for an EXCELLENT stageshow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A show spectacular that runs and runs

(Badger Catapult Cabaret, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post well they should be safe if you arnt there

(fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What does that even mean?

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoy das gig!
Don't forget to banter. Unless your playing somewhere a bit dodge. In that case no pauses between tunes and get the feck out of there after...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Danny Dire on Acid

(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post She should buy some new tights, she looks like a tramp.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That was quite peculiar
How legal is acid?

::EDIT:: Aight, so not legal. Peculiar that you'd film yourself taking and illegal substance and put it on an online mag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Class A...
...Same as mushrooms, ridiculously enough.
 (Megamoss, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Why ridiculous?
Which one is worse?

I have minimal experience of drugs; had a hash brownie once, went back for another but the plate was empty (ravenous bastard bandmates). Bit of a let down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post i prefer mushrooms, easier to control & free. end of august/september there are 1000s of them in parks and fields.
one of my old tripping buddies had to get sectioned years ago and got that ECT thing,
whether the acid was responsible or he had an underlying mental illness, I'm not sure but we were eating them like sweeties at that point so who knows.

i'd say ridiculous as they are essentially banning posession of a naturally growing plant, i.e. a mushroom in this case
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they were only illegal if you prepared them in some way?
I might be incredibly wrong here...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That used to be the case but they're illegal regardless now, fresh or prepared for consumption.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's just cuntish.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure picking them counts as preparation.
Felicity Kendall's son got done for having a big jar of them a few years back.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post why waste time on mushrooms when you have a mum like felicity kendal to wank over every day/night

(fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I very much doubt that wanking over your own mother produces the same hallucinogenic effects as shrooms.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I can understand acid...
...being controlled due to the potential for people harming themselves whilst under the influence. Hence why it's always recommended that you have a 'minder' when taking most psychedelics. But class A? A bit excessive I think.

Also, mushrooms are nowhere near as powerful and a nice cup of tea can usually bring you back down. They're non addictive, not dangerous, can't really exploited by organised crime for profit (as they're free) and most of all are fucking hilarious. So why they should get you the same punishment as possessing heroin or crystal meth is beyond me.
 (Megamoss, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post There are many different varieties of magic mushrooms,
some significantly stronger than others, where a cup of tea definitely wouldn't work.

Not disagreeing, but they're not completely without problems either, we* once spent nearly three hours trying to keep someone from escaping the house on to a main road whilst having a bad mushroom trip.

* not actually me, I was watching the curtains rotate and solving world peace
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands has elephantiasis of the didgeridoo, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post there was a stall in the Barras market in glagow that used to sell loads of big south american shrooms, those ones were pretty potent.
I'm always a bit cautious with the foreign ones mind you. Good old liberty caps do the job though , easy to portion up and gauge potency and readily available in the uk
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah libs are definitely my favourites
not sure if it's the higher proportion of Baeocystin (another psychoactive compound) along with the psilocin, that gives it a nicer effect?

and I wouldn't say they're less powerful than acid, as with anything it depends on dose. I guess blotters are easier to get down your neck.


they are utterly wondrous and gift us with immense beauty and joy :D x
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post They do taste like a cows arse though

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you can be prosecuted
for "having taken a class A substance" - only for possession or supply of a class A substance.

Which is a good job or they'd have to lock up half the media
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not legal.
it's good though taken in the correct environment is very funny. we were followed by a sort of frankenstein once
when we went on a mission to look at a golden croissant door handle
on a deli near our old flat , it turned into a big adventure, we wandered the streets for about 5 hours looking at stuff and running away from baddies
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as good as the interview
she did with Jeremy Paxman whilst she was given a gynaecology exam.
 (ShitWeasel Cuntface, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the gynaecologist didn't know
which cunt to deal with first.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post it's vice
so presumably he had an entire fucking room to choose from
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What a pair of cunts.

(jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical fodder of that stupid magazine.
Vice reminds me of that mag 'SugarApe' from Nathan Barley.
 (pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't surprise me if it was based on Vice

(jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post The Audrey Roberts Noise (Extended Version)

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Uuh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the greatest characters in EastEnders ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
She does three umm's at the end.
 (Sherbets Leaf, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post miss popov

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ^he said what we were all thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a link post Full contact medieval combat
Bloke from my town is off to compete in this and it sounded fantastic.

Watched the video and realised that maybe my expectations were a little high after reading a few fantasy novels and watching Game of Thrones.

Looks quite fun though
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No axes and no blood
I dispute their claims of full contact.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a link post Fuck you, I'm a tortoise !
Fear me :)
This must have been seen before - 4 years old but not coming up as being posted before.
(mrmatt can't see eye to eye with cross-eyed people, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Turtle? TURTLE???!!??

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
why do people feel the need to append the word 'FUNNY' to the end of titles of videos on youtube?
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post because the're spastics?

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes the're.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i know . you can't edit the subject line
so i'll settle for being labelled a spastic instead
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Tortoise .... TORTOISE !

(mrmatt can't see eye to eye with cross-eyed people, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "You know what a turtle is?" "Of course!" "Same thing."

(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut her up! Shut her up!!!!!
t.o.r.t.o.i.s.e.
look it up.
 (NooShmoo 'It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bullocks', Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a link post True Facts About The Angler Fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough batter or chips.
And, why is xmas telly so crap?!
 (pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
Dunno, never watch tv really matey. Just checked and Flight Of The Navigator is on bbc2 in a couple of hours, some cookery crap is on later too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post didnt you see the awesome last starfighter?
genuinle crap 1984 cgi and a story so ripped from starwars in places even the music wouldnt be out of place, but apart from that my son enjoyed it
 (fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a few reasons
one being that most people are on holidays so repeats etc. get pushed on but there are other reasons I can't be bothered to write about.

The plus side is you get to watch the new series of Miranda.
 (ShitWeasel Cuntface, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where gravity overpowers her and she falls towards the earth's surface at speed

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Onto a spike?
Please tell me onto a spike.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, this. all the best films end with the baddy landing n a spike

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post On any sensible planet
the angler fish wouldn't exist. This one is 100% mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just put this here
theoatmeal.com/comics/angler
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
Love it
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post love the last frame

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post angler fish are cool.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post do you think that when the angler fish gets home says to mrs angkerfish
you should have seen the one that got away
 (fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post arf!

(NooShmoo 'It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bullocks', Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a link post Jim Noir My Patch
I thought I had dreamt this video, but turns out it does exsist.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 6:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work with his sister
Trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that must have been amazing.
Did you ever hear her talking to him on the phone and stuff?

I can't believe you kept so quiet about this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, excuse me for not reading Hello magazine, but what is a 'Jim Noir'?

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it similar to a hot pocket?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It means "Black Jim"
They're all terrible racists.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Cultural enrichers'

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I said terrible racists.
As in: not very good at it.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds Like a private eye

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey, a myspace link!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, It's like seeing a piece of history
But the video isn't on Youtube :/
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Lyrics
/sarcasm
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer is watching bargain hunt for red october on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This was earwormed right into my brain after playing Little Big Planet

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Watching this has made me want to go and buy either LBP2 or LBP karting. If it wasn't blowing a gale and pissing with rain, Id' be on my way to the shops right now!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post There's always the PS store...

(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Great
I have a overwhelming urge to listen to 'The Unbelieveable Truth' now....lucky some kind fool has uploaded them all to You Tube.
 (Marxist Pig Better Dead Than Smeg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a link post Slo-mo bull whips..... I made this!

(MisterSaunders, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 4:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You and your friends are so quirky.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Won't somebody think of the roses?!

(NooShmoo 'It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bullocks', Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Show me your poi.
And I'll tell you who you are.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Good News!
Arise Sir Quentin Blake.

Many of his illustrations are permanently etched onto my eyeballs since I was a small scarabling.

Knighthoods and OBEs and the like are a bit of old bollocks but I like it when a top bloke gets the nod.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff.
I alike have his illustrations as an integral part of my childhood.

However, Tracy Emin in the same sentance as Kate Bush?
 (Megamoss, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Which one do you have the problem with?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Do I really need to clarify?

(Megamoss, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The honours system isn't bollocks! It's bloody fantastic.
Which part of giving back something to people who put lots in do you object to?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post jimmy saville

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You object to Britain's most famous philanthropist being knighted?
Or should we not award anything to anyone on the grounds that they might be a secret paedo?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont care enough to argue , but i agree that
"Knighthoods and OBEs and the like are a bit of old bollocks"
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post he wasn't a secret paedo, tons of people knew about it., just failed to do anything about it.
In my mind, accepting a knighthood is essentially accepting that you are subservient to a family of scumbag dictators who are kept in charge by sectarian laws .It is something that I disagree with.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not dictators though are they
In that you can vote not to have them. It's just that an overwhelming majority don't want that. But point taken.

Bet you'd take one if they offered it though.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post When was there ever a vote "not to have" the monarchy?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The greens are republican I think???
None of the big three are because they know they'd wouldn't have a hope in hell of getting into power.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/914898
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The green party is republican
If you want to abolish the monarchy you can vote for them.
If enough people do then the monarchy gets abolished.
It's quite a good system isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's that simple.
Is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
And hopefully in the United Republic we'd retain some form of honours system recognizing high achievers and the unaknowledged deserving.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post But what about the dirty gay paedos?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry!
Republic or monarchy, you'd still be able to function under the radar.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8dAXcJPVQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel more suggestible already

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *Grooms*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post no, I wouldn't. accept it as it goes against my principles.
the assumtion that I'd accept an honour from an institution that I despise and want disbanded is a tad bizarre
. Let me know when the next "vote them out" thing is going on and I'll get down the polling station and vote for getting rid of the cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What???

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post this

(I helped save b3ta! tickle i love hip hop, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't the problem
"famous philanthropist".

The "famous" bit implies that they are very vocal about giving money to charity and are very keen to be called a "philanthropist". He hardly gave so much money that it effected his life as many people do. Likewise, Sir Bono.

Some people having honours seems to devalue the honours of people who deserve them. Lots seem gained because of fame, or because of political support.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with all of that
And if I had my way it would be Sir Monkeon OBE
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post The Holy See - Godfrey Reggio
New film by acclaimed Koyaanisqatsi director, Godfrey Reggio, music by Philip Glass.

Also worth noting is that Criterion have just released the Qatsi trilogy on Blu ray, with a load of extras. A bit miffed that they didn't include the superior open-matte 4:3 ratio version as well.

www.amazon.co.uk/Criterion-Collection-Trilogy-Blu-ray-Import/dp/B009D004MC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1356740615&sr=8-1
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Koyaanisqatsi is one of my favourite films ever, was lucky enough to catch it on the big screen earlier this year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i was watching that last night oddly enough, i took too may valium and passed out so i'll give it another go later on

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Will have to check this
I have Samsara but haven't watched it yet.
 (Sherbets Leaf, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post what kind of barnardo's ad is this?

(PintOfGuinness please., Mon 31 Dec 2012, 8:28, Reply)
This is a link post How to brother-proof a Christmas card I made this!
Long-time lurker, occasional poster here; hope this isn't too spammy, but this seems like the perfect place for overly thought out, immature games.

When we were younger, my brother and I had a game of ‘brother-proofing’ each others cards; this consisted of covering the envelope with as much tape as we could. This year I decided to revive this game, however I'm now a much larger child with a welder and too much free time.
 (madsporkmurderer, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that idea
I may have to try it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Noted.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I like stuff like this
My brother is a bit of a Bah Humbug misery guts at this time of year so I like to try and find Him the most offensive Christmas card possible... Him chuckling away at christmas whilst the rest of the family is horrified.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 4:45, Reply)
This is a normal post with some many brother shagging there brothers
wives* maybe he should find away to brother proof women?


*does not apply to civilised england
 (fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Julie clicked :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod I'm riding on all frequencies on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post b3tan arrested after travelling 6,000 miles to meet girl, 13, at hotel
The Man is always trying to keep a brother down!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Paedogeddon!

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well my first guess was clearly wrong
Who else is in the sweepstake?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Det. Andy Capps'
That just conjures up a completely different image...
 (Rhinne, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if after they arrested him
They took him down the station where he was interrogated By Det. Andy Capps wife with a Rolling Pin...
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 4:48, Reply)
This is a normal post " to meet a 13-year-old Highland he had an online relationship with."
what does that even mean?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Filthy dog fucker

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Means she may be thousands of years old, but currently embodying the form of a 13 year old.
It is a legal greay area.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be the first to say it....
She is not the victim, she is a moron with no morals and got caught out by a paedo piece of shit.
the article states she was 'forced' to report it by her parents, she agreed to meet a total stranger from another country in a motel, she knew what she was doing. It does not say she was raped, but indulged in lewd acts.

*I appreciate this does not seem sympathetic, but then that's probably because I can't summon any sympathy*
 (NooShmoo 'It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bullocks', Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have fucked anything aged 13
I am pretty sure it works the same for girls too.

Edit:I hasten too add, I won't be testing that theory and that is not based on any past experience.

Edit:Edit: I say that because these days you have to be completely fucking clear on such topics, you are never assumed to be part of normal boring society as a default.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a link post Mashed is on in 5 mins
I know a lot of B3ta peeps put lots of hard work into this. No one else is posting, so I will.
Tis a good day for B3ta I say. Jolly good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fartfurter in the facefurter, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I did fuck all this year

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post handsome george!

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis I want to smash your pasty, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis good
I switched over after buzzcocks, its great so far!
 (The Love Wizard, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be 4ODing the fuck out of this shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Its very good... apart from Rich Fulcher...

(rjmrjm, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like more clips
and less Rich
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis I want to smash your pasty, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post you need:
www.channel4.com/programmes/2012-mashed/articles/contributors
 (The Love Wizard, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me proud to be a part of this lovely community
*Wipes away a tear*

Hopefully I can track down a nice torrent of it on www.thebox.bz or an equivalent later seen as I'm outside of the UK.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Where the fuck did SwedeMason get the Justin Lee Collins source from?
 (The Love Wizard, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine he's got...
...sources...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't care it was amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
It was amazing.
 (The Love Wizard, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It was from some programme he did, where he learned how to do an illusion where a woman was put in a box and disappeared
I don't know why I watched it though, I've always disliked the cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame they got that unfunny cunt to host it

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the problem was he is a high energy, funny neutral guy
whose remit seemed to be - be zany!
But he has been the least funny thing in a couple of things recently. This and For the Win - no offence to Dave and Big Face chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:30, Reply)

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