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This is a link post British further education at its finest
*dusts down tap shoes*
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
Fuck, Fuck, I just give up on humanity, now college "courses" to bring us even more banal, inoffensive crap for Simon Cowell to get his sticky, hairy masturbators hands on, once again, Fuck, I just wish for another Holocaust where these people are the ones being sent to Auschwitz to the gas chambers.
 (Vegard M Vindheim And my magical (Singing!) racist cat, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post OK, then: hands up if you secretly wish that you'd been able to do this.
o/
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post how the what the?!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought it might have been a story about people fellating themselves
Twasn't :(
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
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haven't watched yet - is it a shit in the shape of Blue Thunder?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If only the train had a gun :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Or the building into which it crashed.
Or, even better, we should just smelt the whole planet, and make it into one 5.9736×1024kg six-shooter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Planet Of The Brave.
Born Free.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I love it when you two talk dirty

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post How? Just how?

(I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post in Sweden
trains have steering wheels
 (I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post wutlol?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpx7uM-5Y3Q
 (I helped save b3ta! Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)
This is a link post Stewie and Gene Kelly
from the Gene Kelly/Jerry Mouse footage.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post Another new Butterfield skit from CBBC/FIT

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This character reminds me so much of an old boss of mine i find them difficult to watch.
They really are brilliant though :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post the world needs more butterfield

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post well
it's lucky there's a film in the making then!
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This is definately worthy of prime time
Or at the very least BBC2
 (I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:30, Reply)
This is a link post Sneeze prank
Ach-hu
(The Tramp Surveyor, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post What f*cking pricks
I want them to try this in downtown Detroit
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I so hoped someone
would land a punch on that guy.
 (BumCoiffure, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wankers

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post Luc Busquin - Airboune.
Some of these photos are lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post best fails 2013
so many fails. and the year barely 2 weeks old...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to cut this video up and send all the clips to You've Been Framed (maimed) and get loads of money.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The thumbnail is old
In fact, there are lots in here that are not 2013 fails.

Still a few funny ones though!

[EDIT] of course by thumbnail I mean preview...
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you like my sig?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more exclamation marks

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you like my sig?

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA @ 00:55 !
I cannot BELIEVE he actually recorded it in portrait!!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that horse bite that man
last year. You big fibber, you.
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:23, Reply)
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they had to re-shoot it. There was a hair in the gate.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i can only apologise.
literally.

sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Accepted.

(SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post /talk didn't see the vid in the preview image, you could totally redeem yourself by posting it there.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post this sounds like a trap...
i call shenanigans on you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:36, Reply)
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3:15 - pull ya damn pants up!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That butt crack at 3:09
is turtley inappropriate

Edit: mindpiss...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - mouthbreather, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post Wonky Donkey
Drive past the donkey and then look back.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu posted whilst running on, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I hit the donkey :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:02, Reply)
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...but I did not hit no deputy.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post click

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants Coz. Innit., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:11, Reply)
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ha,that's ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Uncool
mule
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "Do no evil"
But do drive over donkeys
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post but the donkey was fine and off the road just prior to that?!?
they must have shot it
 (I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody popped a cap in that ass
In case anyone's feeling upset note that in Botswana they drive on the left.
goo.gl/maps/MyWlK

It's a case of google car driving along and wakes up a donkey sleeping in the road.
[edit] or as Jams said having a roll about.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought this for a start
but don't think they woke up a sleepy donkey cos of the dust behind the car.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk http://facebook.com/despondentrock <--my band!!, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Its having a roll in the dust, go as bit further looking back and you'll see he's OK.
Phew! :)
 (jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post yup
dust bath
 (I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Plus...
The fact that the car was going in the other direction?

Worrying how many b3tans can't think backwards, seeing as how many of them are.
 (I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 22:47, Reply)
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this
 (L E T S G O, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Remorse horse

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
looks like an insurance scam to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr-Mx Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 19:47, Reply)
This is a link post "R'ha" - (Sci-fi short film)
A captured alien is interrogated & tortured by his machine overlord.
L-i-t-t-l-e bit of a surprise ending to this one.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. That's quite excellent.
Though I missed the 'surprise ending'. Still ace though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What was the surprise to that?
Seems like a copy of the Millenium Falcon's escape from the first Tardis in Star Trek - Rise of the X-Men.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post sweet jesus
a student project? /quietly weeps
that is really rather good. Only very very marginal downside for me was the foley work/sound effects
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:11, Reply)
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jolly good.

edit: sorry, forgot to ask what the catering budget was.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb.
I expect to see his name on the credits of many films in the future.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice story in such a short vid.

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 'kin hell EXCELLENT
whoever did that should be going to Hollywood and making sure that no more stupid Superhero films that think they're King Lear are made

...I saw the surprise ending bit and its was a BIT like the 'Quality of Mercy' episode of the Outer Limits
only a bit though
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post If quality of mercy is the one with robert Patrick and the "human" being turned into an alien
Then that is exactly what I thought.

Having said that this was shit hot!

It had a flavour of the animatrix about it as well.
 (OTT, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
thats the one

it was splendid INDEED
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't see the surprise ending to that coming at all!
... He has time for a wife
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect B3ta: Challenges from twitter hashtag games since, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Some really nice images in that.
The wide-view shot of the city as the spire comes down was quite beauteous in HD.

All in all, it was like a 2000AD "Future Shock" in sumptuous visual form... and there's nowt wrong wi' that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The animation is fantastic. As good as what you see in Hollywood today.
The story, however, is pure film student fodder. Just a sequence of events driven by technique. Might as well be a cut scene from a video game. I'm sure with some decent writers behind him he'll be class A talent though.
 (jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No criticism from me!
It's fabulously animated and rendered, I hope someone reaches out to you to extend this into a full-length feature or part of a new videogame.
 (MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 3:23, Reply)
This is a link post probably failed braking distance visualisation I made this!
I was asked by fellow activists to redesign this picture and - instead making just a different language version of a still image - I ended up with this. I'm not sure they like it, so I just put it in here.
translation: "droga hamowania" = "braking distance" in Polish
(disconnected, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
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well it made me laugh, not sure if that was the aim.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This makes me sad.
The dog survived.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you remake the top-down GTAs (1 & 2) in Isometric please
That would make me happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i was hoping to see 120

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post Darth Schwarzenegger

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.
Brought back a lot of happy memories, like watching Star Wars, and watching films with Arnie in them,
 (I helped save b3ta! monster munch : permission denied, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I've no idea how you took that from this video.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a Star Wars fan at all
but that was ACE.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.
But still quite not as good as the original Vader sessions I think
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That did set a probably insurmountable bar, you're right
The Deaf Vader from the other day was wonderful though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post True.
Yeah, the deaf one's great. "What!?"
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Sensational *clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, very well done
I was reading how Vader at one point was going to be played by Toshiro Mifune, with his face visible and everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm. Your sig's changed then....
Barely halfway through January- and I was being so nice too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:47, Reply)
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*you're
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post And you can rub it in salt & shove it up your gaping manfanny too.
You ever-grumpy bitch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BYOIYzl1KI
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_jlF-sRqk
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)
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v good
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:54, Reply)
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Can't see the helmet removal without hearing this anymore - www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUhE128UGKk
 (benzyl, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 3:40, Reply)
This is a link post Another CDC Birthday
would
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a work of Art!
"Not up the nose!! Not up the nose!" Mind you she's not too quick to move ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)
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Conditioned reflex, she instantly tried to swallow all of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post if you're going to pick a Twitter fight with an former team-mate, don't pick one who knows 'things' about you...
no-one comes out of this looking great, but Dietmar Hamman must surely wish he'd left well alone.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)
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and in other Twitter news, DVDfever is...well, I'll let him tell you:

Dom Robinson ‏@DomRobinson
Thinking of bringing back my radio show in a different form. Let me know if you'd like a dedication on 1st show (&name the song, obviously).
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been following his feed for the last week or so with a shameful morbid fascination.
So far I've gathered that he watches a hell of a lot of TV, gets into a frothing rage about fruit & veg not being cheaper as well as a variety of other minor inconvenience and is a bit of a misogynist.

All sympathy for the bloke evaporated when he freely admitted to fancying Nadine Dorries.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Even if I was on twitter, I'm not sure I'd be able to face that.
Let us know when he (inevitably) tops himself though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently his promotional mug for 'The Woman in Black' was smashed by Royal Mail.
He then proceeded to tweet a picture of it 7 times to everyone on Twitter including Daniel Radcliffe and the BBC. The impotent rage was quite cringy:

"Just collected my parcel. It included a film mug. SMASHED TO PIECES. Happy cunting Xmas, @royalmail ! FUCK'S SAKE! twitpic.com/bmurxx"
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats not surprising
It had his name on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ris?
Edit: Ah, the parcel not the mug. Gotcha.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
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the parcel, not the mug.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god, that's great.
I was going to suggest the most likely way he'd top himself would be "death by kebab", but now I'm going with: Slits wrists with promotional mug, writes "HAPPY NOW????" in own blood & instgrams the pic to Royal Mail.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post For added lols, here's the other Tweets:
Once again, @royalmail, great service! I'd drink a toast in this mug... IF YOU HADN'T SMASHED IT TO PIECES!!!!!!!! twitpic.com/bmvf26

@DavidPerksActor Cheers, Dave. I'll be starting by sweeping this up, thanks to @royalmail :( twitpic.com/bmvf26

What the @royalmail did to my @DanieIRadcIiffe @WomanInBlackUK mug RT if you think their service sucks big hairy balls! twitpic.com/bmvf26

The @RoyalMail smashing my mug with same anger @charltonbrooker reservs for interrupting continuity announcers twitpic.com/bmvf26 (Pls RT)

@UKTesco Hi, no, @RoyalMail just did this to my @WomanInBlackUK mug twitpic.com/bmvf26

If @stephbreakfast is meeting the Post Office boss, please can he be shown this recent @RoyalMail result? twitpic.com/bmvf26 @BBCBreakfast

In other news, he is startled today to discover Hollywood's best kept secret - Jodie Foster likes girls!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Two questions:
1/ Where would you place him on the autism spectrum &
2/ Should I really be laughing at him?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)
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dunno, which end's got the Lidl pizza?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU SHURRUP ABOUT LIDL PIZZA!!!!!! *pinwheels*
I do think their Spinach pizza is *quite* delicious. Genuinely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:15, Reply)
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Asda does the best pizza, silly.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:26, Reply)
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'Police discovered the body after being alerted by a van driver who was due to collect some white wine from the deceased. He has asked us to point out that he is not a delivery driver, that is a completely different discipline. He does the collecting, Darren does the delivering.'
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:49, Reply)
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ha ha, me too. He does watch A LOT of telly. Also, in an effort to be more healthy he replaced chips with salad for some meals (which I love,because that means before then he had chips with every single meal), thinks 99p is 'not cheap' for 6 tomatoes and has a mancrush on Kevin Sullivan.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is he so broadly hated here?
I never really understood, and he always seemed nice enough. His videos helped me understand an episode of TV Burp without having to watch all the shit that was being referenced.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)
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because the pack will descend upon the weak.

and he's a whiney tool.

and you really shouldn't need help with TV Burp.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hate is a bit of a strong word.
As well as feckler's astute observations, he really is a hilarious caricature and borderline spamcunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad to hear he's on the way to a full recovery after his recent very bitter and public divorce.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually struggled to read that.
The spelling and everything is terrible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)
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welcome to the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)
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Welcome to idiots on the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *footsteps slowly getting louder*
...You called!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't know things about him, he just talks bullshit
And stop giving Joey Barton any publicity, he's like the Daily Mail condensed into a barely human form.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)
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well he clearly suggested DH having problems which I won't repeat here.

edit: and I can't see any similarities between JB & the DM, other than they are both disliked. Not one.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post JB
is a prick of hummungous proportions
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^What the gurning leprechaun said

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Similarities
They are both inexplicably popular.
They both get publicity for saying utterly retarded things.
They are both horrible.
They are both unashamed of their appalling behaviour.
They don't realise how hypocrital they are.
They can't write for toffee.
They both rely on foreign interest to survive (daily mail is co-incidentally the most read UK paper, outside of the UK)
They both have an axe murdering racist brother in prison*

*That one's actually only Joey
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
*feels like Henman standing helpless and alone on the baseline as Federer unleashes unplayable shot after unplayable shot*

yep, I think you might have taken that set.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
it is sad when people take their romantic breakups public.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
arf!
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Dietmar Hammam - Who he?

(pissflaps., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
an ex-footballer and anagram of Madman Ant Hire, which is also the name of my new business venture.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I have fries with that?

(pissflaps., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)
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no, we've only got instant whip, an apple, or a Goblin(TM) meat pudding.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry
he's not the only professional footballer, past and present, who is in debt.
 (BumCoiffure, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post He alluded to him being a bad husband.
Being a bad husband/coke snorting whoremonger and being a Premiership footballer wouldn't be mutually exclusive I would imagine.

"In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet."
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)
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quite. Totally unrelated to that, obviously: John Terry has a kind face.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm suprised about Dot Cotton.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:48, Reply)
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hahaha

Regardless of how you view the tweets, the journo got the tone of the article spot on.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)
This is a link post Reconstructing images from brain activity
All your dreams and fantasies, coming to YouTube 2018!
(I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
ALL of them?

Oh no. Oh no no no.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post the macanns should be first in line for this

(fluffybunnykiller BULLIMICS FEEL THE URGE, THE URGE TO PURGE, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)
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arf! You'd have to verify your age to watch that on Youtube.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Religious nuts
will see Jesus
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew, They can't quite make out exactly what I'm wanking to.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it the parrot?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I expect it isn't the first time he's had a wank over a cockatoo.
(did you see what I did there?)
 (I helped save b3ta! The hairy aerosol is cunty cunty cunt cunt. Yes indeed., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ...to be made into a music video in 3...2...1...
Actually, I'd do that, if I had any new mellow stuff. All my new music is a bit spazzy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The brain dashboard cam

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post most of my dreams look like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This is quite old
and it is very much worth trying to understand the limitations of the experiment.

From what I remember, it required an awful lot of scanning, and the vide was reconstructed from... the source video - so you would need to have a dashcam on your head for someone to reconstruct what you saw from your head.

That might be broadly simplistic, read up yourselves - but this is a fucking excellent way to make a music video.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post tested on the brain of that spanish woman

(fluffybunnykiller BULLIMICS FEEL THE URGE, THE URGE TO PURGE, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post Even bigger digger
Presenting the Bagger 288 (inspired by average sized digger below).
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Its giant digger tuesday, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, like every Tuesday

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ah. the bagger 288, a b3tan legend.
famously immortalised by Joel Veitch's timeless classic: youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow
 (I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *spits sandwich all over monitor*
That may be the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur with one of the comments
"How exactly did the Germans lose 2 world wars?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post They decided to fight Russia
Twice
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourites that

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post haha ahhh yes

(macroscian likes people, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post just what you need to take down the sequoia down the page!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=opykS-JrXhc
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post the Ents don't stand a chance against the Bagger 288.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *drops pants*
We'll see about that...
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)
This is a link post CDs love science and are RUDE...
...although totally SFW. Weird trick that you can allegedly do when burning a CD.

I want to know if this is real. Good job I kept my Outhere Brothers singles. Shall report on findings.
(sparrigan I make nerdy things: www.nicholasharrigan.com, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post krokodil addicts

(BumCoiffure, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Kroko-dildos.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
don't be dildonculous
 (sparrigan I make nerdy things: www.nicholasharrigan.com, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post IIRC correctly CDs are really bloody toxic when set on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
wow, you really don't have any downtime. Science 24/7. Admirable. I envy your enthusiasm.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I BLOODY HOPE THAT WAS A U2 CD

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)
This is a link post Just an incredible photo of a Sequoia tree on National Geographic.
It's an amazing panorama and the sense of scale is mind-blowing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW
3,200-year-old giant sequoia
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid tree
should be cut down to make room for a nice car park
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard is getting some marmamamamalade!, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Or to make a million matches
In order to burn down all of the trees
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post TaC.

(Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
1 - Put an Action Man next to tree
2 - take photo
3 - ?????
4 - profit
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Bono will fucking love this pic.

(pissflaps., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Im not questioning the validity of the photograph
but the photoshopper in me sees clone brush in them thar background trees!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post If you look just below the photo it says:
"MOSAIC COMPOSED OF 126 IMAGES"

(Capitals in the quote, I'm not shouting!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Very much so
very very much so.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Overlapping photography used
Youtube video showing how it was done
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Did realise there was a vid to go with it.
Wonderful stuff :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post Yesterday's post of Chinese digger kid had some posters wishing they could get a go on a digger
Try this
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That is amazing.
I WANT A FUCKING DIGGER.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork : Killing time since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Digger please.

(I helped save b3ta! Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a digger
this is a...
*fails to find bigger digger
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis I want to smash your pasty, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you've played knifey-spoon before!!

(Fart through a Walkie Talkie is seriously considering keeping this user name, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Amatuer
Meet the Bagger 288 (that sounds like a b3ta username):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQHUJW6rW7Q
Edit: I'm posting this as a link, I forgot how awesome this thing is
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:05, Reply)
This is a link post Train Nut

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Train in the basement ?
Waste of a good Gimp room.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa clenched cheeks, so you cannot enter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It probably is......
'You haven't got money for that ticket???'

*unzips*
 (jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:42, Reply)
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winetrain.com/big-gay-train
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Damm reasonable price
Price of ticket includes: Train fare, 4 course menu, 4 pre-selected wines, taxes and fees. Gratuity is not included. £108.

Try getting that deal on BR, worth noshing on a cock for that price.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa clenched cheeks, so you cannot enter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth it for a bit of sore bum

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
Jesus, I'd do it for a bus ride to Luton, a can of White Ace and a Happy Meal.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler you'll never weigh mince in this Morrison's again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *pulls emergency cord*

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa clenched cheeks, so you cannot enter, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post At least he doesn't appear to take himself too seriously.

(Badger Catapult Cabaret, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Where does he imprison his children?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

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