b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Links » Archive 6524 (Older | Newer)

This is a link post Woman Drives 900 Miles Instead Of 93 Due To GPS Error.
No offence to any women drivers, i really felt bad laughing at this but couldn't help it.

“I was distracted, so I kept driving. I saw all kinds of traffic signs, first in French, then German and finally in Croatian, but I kept driving because I was distracted. Suddenly I appeared in Zagreb and I realized I wasn’t in Belgium anymore.”
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heard about this on the radio yesterday
As one of the commentators said, why didn't she realise she'd gone wrong when she was in the Alps?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because she was watching the GPS and not the road.
Probably.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Saudis have got the right idea
when it comes to women drivers.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Herbs just bought industrial strength lube after that comment

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This sounds like my kind of holiday, with pit-stops

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't imagine you enjoy your holidays very much,
having seen everything before! LOL!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post What!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, my dad does exactly what his satnav tells him to do regardless.
This has involved driving right through London (at rush hour), rather than round it, which lead to a Congestion Charge fine, us arriving five hours late at family friends, dinner being ruined and me calling him fucktard loudly to his face. When he said that was a bit harsh, his wife chipped in that it was rather apt....
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was at golf once...
and there was this guy behind us who had this super high tech self driving caddy. He thought he was the bees knees. That is until he was looking for a ball and we all stood there and watched whilst it drove itself into a lake.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post she seriously has to have something more wrong with her
than just being 'distracted'.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was a woman trying to drive a car, of course she was distracted.
/coat.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *narrows eyes*
watch it buddy...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope those narrowing eyes are looking at the sites of an AK47

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, "suddenly" she was in Zagreb.
2 days is "sudden" to this woman. You drive like a cunt.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post this ^^

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm an ace driver.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post any new moving violations and fines this week pissy¿

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not yet, but it is only Tuesday.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slacker.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect she had a breakdown
of the mental variety.. and this was her excuse - else maybe Season 2 Breaking Bad plot.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Oxygen thief and stunt plane passenger are 2nd in UK polls
Seriously tho' if this guy was so anti-€, why does he bite the hand that feeds him?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
jeez, looking at the comments is sobering. Some of them seem to think this poll is for a general election.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately Cameroon thinks it is.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post liveleak comments are always fucking mental

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post All Internet comments etc

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post liveleak takes it to a new level
European leftest elite? the ones imposing austerity on greece and ireland? or the Christian Democratic Union, christian economic liberals, are they the ones who are left wing? Do me a fucking favour...

these tedious islamophobic retards shouldn't be allowed anywhere near oxygen. Anything short of full blown fascism and they'll fucking moan.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just leave this here...
www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2008/mar/26/3
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't the bulk of those UKIP voters anti-european Tories though?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, the paradox of UKIP

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Eye level in an F1 car
How on earth do they see in front??
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That big thing that sticks up behind the seat is a periscope.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would like to see a rain version of that

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The same way anyone else does. Duhhh
If he got stoned would that make him Degrassi High?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wooooooooaaaaahhhhh.....
Watching that fullscreen on this 13" laptop i'm using is like i'm really there, so realistic.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a PS3
You have on
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome graphics indeed
:^P
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like that bit in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
this bit?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-czDvICsMb4&playnext=1&list=PL6D682F9505F7EA46&feature=results_video
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post their nans give them instructions over the phone
"You have to crank the front bit to start it"
"Ooh this one's a bit sharp, love"
"I think it's left now, or right. One of them anyway"
"Can you stop at Budgens and get me some stout?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post No! No! Your other left..

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Nik Kershaw - Save the Whale
just stumbled across this looking for the John Shuttleworth song of the same name. Never knew this existed until five minutes ago - how I wish I could go back to then. Skip to about 2.30 for the stupid chorus.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see your Whale, and raise you a Gorilla....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRQehI77oIY
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was going to post this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=14y3yuKRRTg
...and then read your description properly.
Tried to get tickets for his upcoming show- sold out within a couple of days in bristol :(
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
unlucky - saw him last summer in Greenwich. Was ace, although the girl I was seeing at the time didn't laugh once. The writing was on the wall.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing she didn't laugh
because she was a mannequin/corpse dressed up like a prozzie/your mum?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No, she said she couldn't understand his accent. which was a bit rich considering she's from Motherwell.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're no fun

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
yeah, I get that a lot. Which is a bit unfair, because in 1993 I distinctly remember wearing a rather wacky pair of socks.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That sig is really rather annoying!
Have you become some sort of American?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post How. Dare. You.
My sig was purely to irk you. But, you know, I kinda like it.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds even better with a German accent.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPySlxyk0KY
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaargh!!!
That was really rather painful to listen to. Only 16 seconds long and I had to stop it. I'm going to damage my facial muscles with all the cringing I'm doing right now!!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was what you were talking about.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The thing that winds me up
is that when I start to think about the phrase, it makes perfect sense. At the point at which it is said, that is what that person is talking about. But it's meaningless!! It's a waste of perfectly good words and oxygen!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
From now on, my new catchphrase will be "I'm doing this". I will say it all the time.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ha! I may start looking at my watch and saying 'ooh, it's that time!'
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
Well 'twas a glorious success! To make it worse, I have just been channel flicking on the telebox and came across some American Chopper style programme and in the few seconds it was on, I heard that phrase!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post And not forgetting...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndaXQeRPO0g
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Such beauty in this track and such an important message too.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post my God, we've got nearly half an album already!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGig3GwyRgs&feature=related

fuck me, this one makes Kershaw's seem like a work of art.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
oh dear. I feel bad for laughing, and admire them for making an effort for a good cause.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JIKyHEHq5Y&feature=related
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That can't be real?
It must have seemed such a good idea on paper
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
'they have no hands
but their brains are tremendous,
with history & knowledge.
Stupendous!'

In your face, Fiddy!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that NWA split after hearing his rhymes
realising that nothing they could ever do would be better.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
think they might have jumped the gun there.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a link post ... NSFW
I'm speechless. *gargling sounds*
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post fake and gay
fay
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post and Scrunt
Sfray
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scrake

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pins deputy badge on HT in iconic High Noon scene

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
woah.

that kid ent right
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post fay
gake
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake, Gay
and would I be correct in adding GC since it was featured on Tosh.O?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay!
scored all points.

By chance, was it in very special gay shift edition of newsletter also?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fraudulent and definitely homosexual

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
don't stop there, publish the whole of Tab's school report.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaaa

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this that same family of fuckheaded twatwanks that did that swimming pool video...
...where the Dad throws the kid into the water to teach him to swim. Cue eppy fit of gash proportions and...uh...oh...just so happens his brother got it all on camera. And then did the same thing a bit later in some other crappy made-up scenario. This family needs to be banned from the world.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Psychedelic Jimmy Tarbuck I made this!
A weird little video of the psychedelic stylings of Jimmy Tarbuck. No idea why.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
wow,they really are scanning my dreams into Youtube.

edit: if I could like this twice, I would.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK.... just step away from the keyboard, really slowly
And put the mouse down
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sufRI58fISE
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ha, that was surprisingly excellent.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would.
Definitely would. Post man, woman or dog.

The eyes at 13secs make me want to press my cock on the screen.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. I see.
I thought you meant Jimmy Tarbuck for a good few seconds there.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
oh, he did.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a handsome man

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
sexual. very sexual.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've made a cat mesmeriser
Normally my cat doesn't bother with my computer screen but he just sat and watched this 5 times in a row.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a link post This made me giggle NSFW
DMX cut into Reading Rainbow...NSFW swears

EDIT: Goddamit, did Youtube change the previews again? How do I get it to preview?
EDIT: Thanks!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Full youtube address rather than the shortened link.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Use this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAaAESUQpAA
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Contains football reference so will undoubtedly drop off the page without notice...
tl;dr:

After the recent Arsenal v Manchester City match, an assistant referee was caught on camera advising a City player to go over and thank their travelling fans, who had been stung for an almighty £62 per ticket.

A wholly reasonable piece of advice under the circumsatnces.

The poor sod's now been dropped from officiating his next game.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hard to believe. It seemed like it was in passing, not like he was trying to bring attention to himself.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was entirely spot on under the circumstances.
The fact that the players needed prompting to go ovwer and thank their travelling fans is up for debate, but the comment in question was a really sound piece of advice.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I saw the vid, i'm pretty sure they'd have gone over anyway after shaking the ref's hands first (as seems to be custom), sounded like a throwaway remark to me, good on him for getting a subtle jab in though, it did make me smile :D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed...
I go and watch York city away alot and the players always make the effort to come over and applaud the fans after the game. Which is a nice peice of mutual respect when you've travelled hundreds of miles to watch them be shit.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They've handily made the video look like they all go over simply because he's told them too when the remark was to one player who probably wasn't listening anyway. Had he not made the remark and they'd have gone over this wouldn't be news, it fucking barely registers as news anyway.

York have a football team? Wow, you learn something new everyday :D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I don't really understand what the fuss is about....
Everything seems normal here, game finishes... Players shake hands with officials/other team and then come over to applaud the fans...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Footsie nut, are you MCFC perchance?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, Denver Broncos.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
to be fair, they'd probably walk over and applaud Ian Huntley if it delayed going back into a League 2 dressing room by five more minutes.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
This is probably very true....
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was only a couple of months ago that people were asking for the mic feed from refs and linesmen to be public
and then the 1st time someone hears what a linesman says, he gets dropped.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's been dropped for one match because they're worried about the media attention he'll receive.
It's not like he's been fired and banned from ever officiating again.

Same thing happened when they introduced a female ref and she got a call wrong or something, that was a lot worse as they stopped her officiating for longer and, worse still, they did it because they were worried about the grief she'd get from the fans reaction to her after making one mistake (which happens to male referees pretty much once a game and is soon forgotten).
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think their hope that it would reduce media attention has backfired.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post By dropping him, they have made sure he continues to get attention

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
By plastering the vid all over the beeb they've made sure he got the attention in the first place, now they'll defend him and then they'll plaster his return all over the beeb saying "Ref who made throwaway remark back to officiate..." and put a video of his return up.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah indeed
Never let a (lack) of story get in the way of a headline.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post sian massey...
the best thing about her is that I dont think Ive ever seen a call she has made that has been wrong, she is more consistent and often more assertive than many of her male counterparts.

It's great watching the football on telly and the "angry dads" gesticulating wildly at the stoopid woman calling someone offside, only for her to be proven right by countless video replays.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
at the risk of sounding a bit 'right on', she is genuinely excellent. And I would.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post lest we forget...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX1xhCBRrRY
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post try telling that..
to boro fans at the bristol city match. Ball was about a foot over the line and she missed it.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
let it go Smoggie,let it go.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stand by my statement that
ive not seen a call where she has been wrong...

Boro Vs Bristol City ? Was that a Tunnocks Teacake League 2 match ?

kidding, kidding.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
**ring ring**

-Hello, Bristol City Football Club. How can I help you?
-Hi, what time does the match kick-off today?
-well, what time can you get here?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
why would he do that? what the fuck's it got to do with him?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
he's a neutral offical not some arbiter of pricing strategy. The guy is a dumbass.

I'm much more concerned about the guy at the same match that unfurled a banner and was threatened with imprisonment by the cops (who confiscated all of the banners) - All completely illegal.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post agreed...
football and money are like oil and water imho, and anyway, who forced these people to pay £62? as long as mugs continue to pay such over inflated prices the prices will continue to become ever more extortionate. in my experience the high price of premiership tickets justs feeds into a 'loadsamoney' mentality that exists on the terraces. they find it reassuringly expensive.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm sure it wasn't as offensive as some (any) of these:

observers.france24.com/content/20080421-french-football-hooligans-offensive-boulogne
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Sometimes, just sometimes, the french aren't crap.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Los Angeles reacts to 55 degree weather (that's about 12 for you forrins)
Considering it was 1 degree when I awoke this morning (-17c), I have nothing but sympathy.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!!
That was actually really funny, loving the reporter in a massive jacket and gloves.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to have seen a Scot in shorts and a t-shirt wander across shot,
stop and call the reporter a poof for his lack of constitution, then amble off...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Almost makes our snowmageddon coverage seem restrained
almost...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
snermahgherd!!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do like how blondie looks in that sweater...

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was she stroking her pussy at 38 seconds?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL. Nice catch.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm ashamed to say that I had no intention of watching this until I read that.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes she is.
*may or may not be truth, results may vary*
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds utterly ridiculous in the UK, who's average temperature is around 12C.
But then they'd probably think the same about the weather warnings we get when the mercury climbs over the 20C mark.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post would the weather girl. COOOOR!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you fecking kidding me?
50 is light sweater weather. What a bunch of pansies.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not just in LA
Many years ago She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed and I went to Sri Lanka on holiday. One of the places we visited was called Nuwara Eliya (sp?) which has a climate similar to a British spring day. We wore sweaters, the local kids going to school had on snorkel parkas and balaclavas.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post My son was playing footie on Sunday...
2*C at best...

wimps.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should all be killed

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is awsome
I'm in LA at the mo and my friend will not stop going on how cold it is. Whilst im in shorts and t-shirt.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 4:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can relate to this.
I live in Spain, and a cold day here is about 13c. You see people wearing thick hats and scarves wrapped around their faces like they're in the Arctic or something!

Lowest I've ever seen it here is 2C which was particularly cold with the windchill. But I've yet to see ice, frost or snow down here.

I guess its what we're all used to. Especially when the cold weather only lasts about 2 to 3 months out of the year. Then its warm, then in the summer its hot.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a link post come on animal lovers, get texting your donations
Their natural habitat is being destroyed by humans as part of a $4.6billion industry and they face extinction in Western Europe, America, Australia and their numbers will be decimated globally.

They may not be as cute as dolphins, but once they're gone, they're gone for good.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've set up a farm for them in my pants.
I can offer you some for free to set up your own farm.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
hmmm, sounds too much like a ponzi scheme to me.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've set up similar 'nature reserves' all over my local library and playground.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it's the Big Society in action.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post How much do they need for the catering?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It begins with F and rhymes with nive brand.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a link post HMV anyone?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I touch myself at night
so my uncle doesn't have to.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
and don't think he isn't grateful.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You had a troubled upbringing
I will bring you back down again.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I was all clear on my last test...

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Best answer I had ever heard in a beauty pageant

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post oops
Wonder when she realized what she just said on TV.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The worst thing
Is when people use it to kill foxes.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post the weird thing is
their answers and delivery are usually so generic that my mind switched off about half way through what she was saying, and I completely missed the mistake.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post for once a beauty pagent contestant's answer i can agree with.
was expecting more along the lines of miss carolina
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post What did she say?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post zactly.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post All I can say is I have a new respect for the MC for not falling apart laughing at that airhead.
Also, would.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brain. Melt-ing.....
That clip has had 56 million views- so that's a lotta people who know she's an idiot.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
wow. just wow.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post And to think most of that audience probably had a gun :-(
Seriously, you guys are using them all wrong.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Missed opportunities

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
most of that audience probably thought it was a good answer.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
you are probably right on that one!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQc6oBCuDXk
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus wept
They knew the question and coached her
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, are you serious?
I think you're serious! Aren't you, Miss Carolina?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you're either deadpanning like a boss, or...no, I can't accept that. No.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst the jury is out on this one
I am going to go ahead and golf clap either way.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's a keeper

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's with the stern music in the background? Cue to shut up?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Are you addicted to the Internet?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can stop whenever I want

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I scored 16. The questions appeared to have been written by the work experience kid. They get progressively more stupid. No. 12 is my favourite, I think.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has anything soothing ever existed on the Internet?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.soothetube.com/

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, pickpocketing could be useful, thanks

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
how very, very strange.

www.soothetube.com/2011/05/18/whispering-about-makeup/
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post kitten videos

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6
So no, not yet
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
6?

do you even have a computer?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post i scored a 15
some of the questions are laughable and kinda flawed if you ask me.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is fake
not one mention of porn
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post 11
But I included all the time I watch TV online
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 7
Now if you replaced the word 'online' with 'pc gaming' then I'd have scored higher...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Semantics, you rotter.
I would say that "pc gaming" should most definitely be included as "internet".
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post pc gaming?
Masturbation you mean, surely?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post 24
Off to the b3ta Ford, sorry I mean Betty Ford Clinic.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post 23
But does being online account to the same as playing games? I just bundled everything I do on the computer into "being online" because most of the time I am.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
if your internet failed, would it interrupt your game?

If yes, you're online.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was more captivated by the Dementia link at the top.....
mainly because the link is purple and I don't remember clicking it.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a link post What actually happens in a call centre
dark times.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Ridiculous game trailer. I found the first half quite funny.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post it does look a lot of fun
and I love the word revengeance, should be an 80s Arnie movie title :D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I doubt the actual gameplay will all that amazing tbh. All action games feel redundant after playing god hand. I really wish Platinum would make a sequel to that rather than all these flashy big budget things.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the mentalness of godhand
but found it unplayable/too repetetive and full of glitches
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glitches?
you mean like the camera clipping through the wall or something? I don't remember there being many glitches.

The only exploity or glitchy things I remember were the extended invincibility frames after unleashing the god hand and being able to high kick lock enemies against a wall.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post First time I saw the title,
I honestly thought someone was making a funny.

Oh, and revengeance is a dish best served hot
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
almost as good as Reprisalizer
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bob Shuter is one HELL of a hard bastard.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post was this the game
where you used to hide in a cardboard box? If so, where is the cardboard box?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post no, that's Metal Gear Solid
this is Metal Gear Solid Revengeance, a spin off Bayonetta/Devil may cry style thing
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post what has MGS become... :(

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post A cash cow.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post "He's got a sword!
Everyone, put down your guns and attack him with sticks! I'm sure his robot body has been programmed to feel pain..."

As an aside, I don't know what terrible accident befell that man, but it's nice that they were able to save his hair.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
well, they didn't want him to feel self-conscious.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cyber-assange

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
They gave him long, flowing locks, but no lower jaw and lip. How come he doesnt speak with a lisp?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that was deeply, deeply stupid.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn
I only watched it because I thought your title said "Metal Gear Rising: Riverdance"
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Metal Gear Cry?
Starring Raiden. Vomit.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a link post brief summaries of careers rarely contain such a wonderful sentence.
One hopes that wasn't the highlight of his career.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quack!

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a link post exercise never made me feel ill...
...until now
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of these fools needs to fall the fuck off.
That'll learn 'em.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It happens quite often, i'm not sure they are all widely reported though:
www.chronicle.su/entertainment/russian-skywalking-trend-turns-deadly/

(Entertainment? The fuck?)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no need to be this dangerous with your thrill seeking
being 200ft in the air should be adrenaline pumping enough without the need to forego basic safety and strap up with a harness..
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Idiots
The stupidity of some people really makes me sick.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exercise makes me feel ill EVERY TIME

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Bon Appétit! NSFW
Japanese culture is amusing.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Screen grab is scary

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Japanese Jimmy Carr.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post We have the same birthday - 26th April...
I can add him to list of disasters that occured on that day, along with Chernobyl.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Started watching that.
Didn't finish.

The pics early on are fucking horrific. Needs a NSFW tag.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ye gods. not the Banzai style squidfest I was expecting. How grim.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post TLDW
Do we taste like chicken?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll reply asap as I'll watch...
But from what I know, no.

This is, from historical sources, of course.

Edit: No such superfluous info as taste, but this short film is actually better than I expected, recommended viewing.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a link post New Four Tet album download
Four Tet has a new album out of old and new stuff, it's quite nice, and free.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to download that. How is it possoble (as per your description)?
(apart from using soundcloud-download.com/). Apologies for (no doubt) being dense.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post little icon of an arrow pointing down next to the Share button

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, I could kiss you. If you weren't a dirty, dirty mod.
...ah. As one big file, not individual tracks? Ah well.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you had the time and inclination
mp3DirectCut works very well at splitting MP3 files.

mpesch3.de1.cc/mp3dc.html
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, I'd use Audition.
But not sure it's worht it for this:
-Works well as one 'piece'
-Not strong enough to hold up to repeated listens.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice tip
Great music for coding to.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 18:35, , Reply)

« Older links | Newer links »