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This is a link post Segway Fails.
Because if you're too lazy to walk you deserve to be punished.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inherently unstable transport is inherently unstable

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, i'm sure had Jimi Heseldon been walking near that cliff he plummeted off instead of on one of these things he'd probably still be around today, his loss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He might have been very slightly more tired though
Swings and Roundabouts.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guy in a bomb disposal suit?!
"Too late it's gonna blow!!!"

*Click*

*Whirrs away at 5mph*

Also, the 30 second 'please subscribe' plea at the end has the reverse effect.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate those 'PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO ME!!! YOUR VIEWS GIVE MEANING TO MY PITIFUL EXISTENCE!!!" shit, oh well.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't like laughing at people in obvious pain...
but every time i see someone on a segway i can't help but laugh at them.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's almost like segway's know how pointless they are and are taking every opportunity to prove it to people but they just won't listen. That woman crossing the road and falling off, just use your feet and walk, i guarantee you you wouldn't have fallen over if you just fucking walked!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post so very true.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nor would you have had such a fat ass
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post When the creator died by sailing off a cliff on one...
...it sort of speaks for itself.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He wasn't the creator iirc
he just bought the company.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you're right, still serves him right though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's irony in there somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I meant. Though I won't backpedal.
That'd be even more dangerous.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have never heard of a segway before
They don't look very good. I see there is a Chimpanzee riding on one.
 (Sherbs, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's like a sinclair c5 apart from you dont get to sit down

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how...
nearly every time someone's about to fall, the thing seems to explode into a bunch of plastic shards before it even hits the ground. Were they built to self destruct at the first sign of danger?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think they want to destroy themselves as they know how pointless and shit they are, they just want an end to their misery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It also seems to be built to engage maximum speed
in the event of a "tumble", and to try and run you over several times.
 (I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0.15 sweet justice
1.05 would have been better it had actually analised him
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had a cracking time on one of these
at a Go Ape course near Scarborough. Hours worth of driving through forests, up/down steep inclines. It's when you start fannying around on them that it all goes tits up. it's just counter intuitive to let go, so it can stop (saying that, 1 of the instructors did warn us that he stepped off his, left it in idle, and it started to wander off on it's own).
 (GhostAtTheFeast Soup Sir?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I bet when it wandered off it headed straight for the nearest cliff in a bid to commit suicide.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post why do people put shit stupid music on videos! can't stand that!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because they know how much YOU hate it, yeah, it's all because of you.
Happy now?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Curse you.
 (macdumpy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also
They've heard about your chronic inability to turn the sound down or off.
 (Kyzia was here on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Great Illustrations of outlaws and serial killers I made this!
These are illustrations of infamous outlaws who abandoned society and its rules to do as they pleased. People such as Andrea Yates who suffered from dementia and, under a warped religions vision, drowned her children in a tub, Black Bart who sought vengeance after being wronged by Wells Fargo and went on a robbing spree leaving poetry at crime scenes, Ed Gein who was raised by a religious fanatic mother and after her death murdered and dug up the graves of various women, George Gordon, the first Grand Master of the Klu Klux Klan and drill sergeant for the Confederate Army and John Torrio, an Italian immigrant and prominent mobster during prohibition era America.
 (mutantspace, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Looks over newspaper*
*Calmly folds newspaper, places on table, crosses legs and arms...waits*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spammy senses tingling.
Also, trousers tingling.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, you did a copy-paste of some pics into your blog.
Whoop de fucking do.

EDIT: thanks for also including an advert to stay in a wank Irish hotel. Classy.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a hotel, it's a leprechaun castle.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post leprechauns are real?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you not seen the films?
Jeez, they can roller skate and all sorts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking heel, Tuesday already?
How do, mingebreath?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Modest
aren't you?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta isn't a place to just spam things,
interract, there's a good chap
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Were these painted by foot?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks more like paint by numbers to me.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
people are strange.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Would be social media guru...
...inadvertently strays into antisocial media"
 (I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your username ...
... is it meant to be "Mutant Space" or "Mutants Pace". I fear I'll not sleep until I know
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you re-arange the letters and get rid of three
you end up with SPAMCUNT
 (Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Woman washes her windscreen like an idiot
I hope she's not a smoker.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh its in Russia
*puts on unsurprised face*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't russia
Look at the Dara Ó Briain poster and funny gaelic writing. It's clearly Ireland.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stereotypes do come from somewhere.
Ta be sure!
 (BluSpoon, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ireland? There's no such place
Show me this Ireland on a map
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That little one next to Argentina
We fought a war over it in the 80's, remember?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, I remember the series MASH
*Stands corrected*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's where Band of Brothers was set.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they ruined it by releasing a second one
It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post something something fake?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a link post One of the most absorbing rants you'll ever see
This is worth your time
(becomingbatman, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sticking with suicide

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post race you to the noose

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post so...
Lets all drink some gin!

Do you want to know why?

because gin gets you DRUNK!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Start: I'm trying to help people, they don't appreciate it. Something or other about music.

Middle: The world's run by cunts and everyone else is also a cunt.

End: Everyone should be happy.

He's milking his rage-tits all over the place. Very unfocused. 4/10
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's milking his rage-tits all over the place
Very lol-ly
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They just made me spit my milk out from laughter. It's an incredibly visceral image.
 (becomingbatman, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'I am wanting and waving'
Its not Gordon Brown ,its the people we erect'

Classic ranty speech flip 8)
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a link post I thought they
were supposed to smell of cheese?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they
smelt bad on the OUTSIDE


That doesn't really work, does it
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have been farting
and then using a desktop fan to blow it around a bit
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post so you are the source?
what did you have for lunch?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's on the road to Rouen.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fart in your general direction...!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats just the combined smell of the french doing that though.

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a link post I love you too man

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post lets all cry
white folk... black folk... at the end of the day we all cry ourselves to sleep man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post but only after group mutual masterbation

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
why is the audience crying?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Most emotional moment of the day since I dropped my can of coke on my foot earlier today.
 (becomingbatman, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea who these three are, therefore this means nothing to me.
But from what I can gather the black guy loves the white guy, but the black guy also loves the white girl.

Is it some sort of gay/straight love triangle?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Steve:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5hR9NHdtBM
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will always prefer his reaction to this..
youtu.be/jqDGK_UjfFI
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to have a youtube playlist
just totally filled with men crying. There's some good ones out there.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA

If you play through them all once before going to sleep and once again first thing in the morning, it gives you special powers.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice property to rent!!
May be a tad cold though!!
 (serge, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post EAaC

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Eskimo Abodes are Cold?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll translate
REAaC

Help much?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha.
i got it the first time. :P
and i would tend to agree, despite what i do for a living. haha.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post But they are realtors
in your country, so how did you get it?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i am smarter than i look.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'd bloody hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah... show your working out...
like in school
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
That's only suitable for a short-term let
 (otl, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Estate Agents In Sense Of Humour Shocker!
Edit: The word 'humour' looks really wrong. I've been living in America for so bloody long now that it looks weird
Edit Edit: Also, I don't know why I'm pandering to you lot by spelling stuff differently. I shall chastise myself forthwith
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
american spellerers unite! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ gets my vote/\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Inuits, coming over here and stealing our jobs and living on the dole.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post i know how he made that! igloos it together!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Legs. I think this ticks every B3ta box.
Girls, cars, guitars and sweaty men with beards. I reckon that covers everyone here.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The name of only one without a beard?
Frank Beard.
 (ChemistryDan, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Real life
is rather wonderful sometimes.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lallies!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happened to Hexachordal anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Quite Rubbish Clock
I'm mucking about with Raspberry Pis quite a lot at the moment but I haven't come up with anything as brilliantly useless as this. A clock you can only read using a QR code reader.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This reminds me of my favourite Tumblr blog
http://picturesofpeoplescanningqrcodes.tumblr.com
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Nice
That is much more useless than my RPi. I use mine for Dosbox and Hatari emulation and for playing all the best old games on my big flat screen tv:
http://www.abandonia.com/ (all the best old games)
http://www.atari.st/ (lots of Atari ST stuff)
http://theisozone.com/downloads/retro/atari-st/pompey-pirates-complete/ (every old ST game that counts)

My geek work here is done. To the next link!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell me more about the Atari ST stuff
If I can get my Pi running Thunderhawk then I'll owe you beer.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post no problem
You'll want to do this (assuming that you're running Wheezy)
Open up a terminal window
type in:
"sudo apt-get install hatari" (that will install the emulator properly - sudo allows the command to run as root otherwise it wont work)
You'll then want to download the old Tos image from here:
steem.atari.st/tos_uk.zip
Drop the 1.02 img file into the directory that Hatari asks for when you start it from your 'Start menu'
Download the giant stack of pompey pirates files from my link above, unzip and then load up Disc 98 - Thunderhawk is yours to play.

*Downs beer*

Edit: Getting a joystick to work is more difficult so you may have to play with keys
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
So long, suckers! See you in a month!


[edit]

Or maybe not. I'm getting a 404 from the package when it tries to download libjack-jackd2-0.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, thats because your apt-get DB is old
try "sudo apt-get update" which will tell your RPi where all the packages now live on the web, then the above.
Edit: www.raspberrypi.org
They'll help you get everything working and I'm on there too if you encounter more issues
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a link post People are awesome 2013

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sticking with suicide

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame they listen to shit music.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was great!

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, the faked in post production stuff is especially awesome
people are deceiving cnuts
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post For every 1 awesome person
there's a 1000 with their heads wedged into the grill of the car they tried to jump/floating facedown in the river they jumped into off a bridge/aimlessly throwing basketballs and hitting passing cars instead of the hoop.

Just the way I like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some people are awesome.
Most are just enormous shitbags though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post People are Jumpy/Bikey/Throwy/Catchy/Landy/Fly-y/Twatty
Move along.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a link post im on benfits and i see this every giro day
your tax goes to my beer money
 (I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're welcome to it
but can I suggest tramp-style white cider as a more cost-effective option? We are all in this together, you know, and all need to make sacrifices...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post next you will be telling him to have sex with cider ladys

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
Is this FBK's new account? The spelling and lack of awareness of sentence case is suspiciously similar.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post nope. just youth and old rosie
. . . .
 (I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh now I know it's not fluffy
You used a comma.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post did he get banned then?
i had to stick him on ignore for posting grim stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hell no
Your approach may be the sane one
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post huh?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post huh, huh, huh, huh
stayin' alive, stayin' alive
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 questions...
1. What drugs are you on?

2. Can I have some?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post most tuesdays I snort sudafed

(I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a bit fucking posh.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post giro tuesday! also i get to use the computers in the library.
lets all go hall green library!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to stay in and sprinkle gran's tits with anti-fungal powder
but thanks for the invite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait? Your library hasn't blocked b3ta!?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Books taxi*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post dont forget to leave a turd on the back seat

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a link post One for later maybe: Soviet Top Secret Weapons

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post didnt realise that the soviet union had a brown paper weapons department
some one call the goverment , we must close this brown paper arms gap before they invade and wrap us all up in it
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's OK
At great expense, we developed a silver paper capability. That would have foiled them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *splutters*
That wins pun of the day!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post bookmarked that one for later.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post TL;DW
That thumbnail made me remember what a wonderful word "Ekranoplan" is though.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post dear old ekranoplan
what a wonderfull way to travel and so fast as well
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a link post A cocky arrogant jerk & a fat crazy bitch I made this!
Clip I cut fot last night's show. OH shit it's my B3taday!!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you touched Conan's face yet?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post no
I'm about 4500 KM away from the studio where they shoot
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep trying.
Also, excellent work as usual, *click* and happy candles.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post i did meet him once though. very tall, lots of makeup.
couldn't reach his face
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
ive not seen the original interview, so this is how it went in my mind now.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
Happy candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Excellent again! Conan's champion.
Also, Yay candles
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lance as in stab as in inject
Arm-strong as in he injects to make his arm strong WHY DID WE NOT SEE THIS ALL ALONG?! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


I mean: nice video. Also Coheed were on Conan last night: score.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hot rods of flame!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy calendulas,
You clever bastard.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks. this is my 1st B3taday
Still waiting for my cake
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's one:
i.imgur.com/zN282.jpg
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post great thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
excellent! and happy candles!!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not available in my country
Boo! But happy candles (:
 (Baron Greenback Still in Sunny Singapore, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY CANDLES BALLSY!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candleface!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post thx 4 all the b3taday wishes
1 year of good laughs on this here site
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA
great stuff again dude.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Paedofinder General

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, and painfully relevant

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I raised questions about my recently deceased uncle
...the funeral may not have been the best time, but you never know if he may have been one.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ITS NOT TRUE!
They were gagging for it.......
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
for on
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still brilliant....
can't imagine anything like this turning up on BBC 3 nowadays
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Keaton Henson - Small Hands
Fans of hand crafted music videos as posted down below might like. A really nice piece of work, both song and video.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that's very good.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was great

(I_am_B, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's lovely
Really like the style. The song is very nice too.
 (Sherbs, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post well thats cheered me right up
where's my DVD of Watership Down?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lovely thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is really quite sad
But rather lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a link post This should set summat among the pigeons
Finally a cat story to unite us all
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Humans first
our species is the one fucking nature's balance more than any other species
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post by bringing cats to an island populated by flightless birds?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well there's that to add to the list

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't we all agree that its evolution, survival of the fittest.
The birds need to start flying and the cats need to start making guns.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may be onto something extremely important

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just amazed that one nutjob's website makes world news

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow....
Just wow!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's got a point, and it's not like he's saying drown them all.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post he has a point.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Starcraft 2: Heart of the Swarm cinematic opening revealed
Who is Sarah Kerrigan?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm
Blizzard constantly make the best opening cinematics.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of influences in there.
I spotted The Matrix, Alien, Starship Troopers, Robocop, Halo

Looks amazing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the warhammer franchise (gamesworkshop)
which most of those took inspiration from too
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post you say inspirations, I say flat out copying...
let's call the whole thing off
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post OOooo thats pretty
but isn't Starcraft one of them C&C clones? I stopped playing them with Warcraft 2 I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you mean that it's a real-time strategy game, then yes
But really they've evolved quite a bit, I'd say
 (Roxon, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a link post OOOOOH NO
Giant writhing parasitic worm bursts out of spider corpse. Australia can just fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post right
I'm off to find somewhere that serves linguine with foie gras foam. Thanks for the inspiration!
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is the exact reason why Austrailia can get to fuck.
Do not pass go etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post CHRIST!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post *vomits on screen*

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post More proof of the non-existence of God.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
aye, don't remember 2 of those cunts on the Ark.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This comment made me, in the parlance of our times, LOL.
As you were.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post What in the juddering fuck?
All future aspirations of visiting Australia are cancelled.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Australia's a lovely place
it's just everything wants to eat, bite or sting you.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post And build a house inside of you

(Roxon, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post nematode or roundworm,
like the teeny, tiny ones most of us have in our bodies all the time.

Edit - just reading about other sorts, there's the one that drives ants mental and makes them climb trees, but there's also one that infects rats and fucks with their heads to stop them being afraid of cats, so that the cat can eat the rat and the nematode can then infect that cat.

Nature is utterly terrifying
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually the cat carries this and 90% of cat owners are infected
It makes humans a tiny bit more stupid and more friendly to cats, if a little suicidal. Its safe to say that Tabby probably doesn't have this parasite:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/cat-parasite-toxoplasma-uses-trojan-horse-to-infect-human-brain-and-may-cause-suicidal-thoughts-and-risktaking-8390165.html
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew I shouldn't lick my cat's bum.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're thinking of the cordyceps fungus.
That's the one that makes ants climb stuff then erupts out of their heads and sprays spores out ready to infect more ants.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post NATURE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah! Wriggly spaghetti!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bleugh!
fucking shit fuckers
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor spider
Glad they don't get into humans here like they do in Africa.
 (chompedhomas, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post GAH!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like the camera man succesfully wanked off to this clip.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post as did I

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
Twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post urgh!
:(
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There is no way on earth that i'm clicking on that link!
 (thisisian, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a link post impressive stop motion thing
it is a stop motion video that is impressive by my own standards.
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a lovely thing
Do like a good hand crafted music video
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you see the one called 'Against the grain' by Hudson?
With the coloured pencils..It was posted here once i think.
 (Sherbs, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
Really nice video. Lovely song too.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post =)

(Sherbs, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's very nicely done
Wonder how long it took?
 (Sherbs, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Three minutes five seconds

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that is lovely.
Nice tune too... if only I knew what it was about. Be ironic if it was to do with excessive deforestation of the planet. :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is absolutely wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 0:33, , Reply)

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