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This is a link post Tay Zonday sings the Misty Mountains song from The Hobbit
Rather enjoyed this
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post '... chocolate rain.'

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post '... tjowklid reign'

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post the mallard is the most recognisable of the ducks

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guy has a fucking awesome voice
and is willing to take the piss out of himself.
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather like ot hear his approach to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDfukgIvNbM
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
It would be nice to have the guy exert himself so hard he cracks.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does he ever age?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Taliban IED Factory Vaporized
IED factory gets basically the full force of God laid on it.
"We're over there because of oil!" No. But keep telling yourselves that.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was probably an orphanage, bubble factory, and puppy sanctuary.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post you monster! how dare you misout the internet kitten sanctuary for out of fashion memes?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i didnt say that because alot of the people here would have supported an attack on a kitten facility.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post i am not defending the practice of bombing kittens but you need to make the public aware of all the information
so they can make an informed choice to support or not support your choice of action, this at best is little worse than crude censorship and deems the public to be total idiots who dont care beyond tommorows pint and kebab

will some one think of the truth?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would avoid you in the Post Office.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I work in a post office

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post been there
done that*

* post office got closed
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations on finding something you can do.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post IEDs not really dangerous if you're not in their country
Just sayin'
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post COMMIE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kill a commie for mommie

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, but harbouring and training an organisation that carries out attacks on the West,
murdering thousands of people could be construed as a good reason to be over there.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post USA! USA! USA!

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's the oil pipe and the heroin,
Both crucial to western profits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post When will we start seeing a return on our investment?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must...not...engage...
Hypocrisy of argument in face of Afghan civilian deaths overwhelming!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post IED Factory?
I thought the whole point was that they were "improvised". Otherwise it's just a "bomb".
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the word 'improvised' is another word for 'Blue Peter jobbie'

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"you'll need some paper, some scissors, some explosives, an old nokia phone and a big roll of sticky tape. Make sure an adult is around."
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
arent the "explosives" mostly gas canisters for cookers. basically calling them explosives makes me think of C4 and potassium nitrate or dynamite. gas canisters do explode, obviously, they are not as hi tech as the terminology implies is what im getting at.
 (bruxia, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much of the explosive comes from the ordinance left lying around (mines, shells etc).
Plus menthol mints and coca-cola mixed together.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the word "factory" is another word for "some guy's house"

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its one guy pottering around in his shed

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wile E Coyote!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post IED factories tend to be people's homes
You do know that, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gawd, Im having a dense five minutes
I thought IED stood for Intrauterine device.
WHich makes little sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does when you know
this was shot from a Vatican Airforce Drone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes, not always though

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep
you're a cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I congratulate the honorable gentleman for having such a forthright nature.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm close to one
but not quite.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arsehole.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think god had much to do with it,
unless he's an AC130 gunner in his spare time.

"We" are in Afghanistan because politicians wanted to be re-elected. Oil was Iraq. Do try to keep up, there's a good lad!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no conspiracy.
Some politicians wanted to be re-elected, some wanted oil, some wanted to show off their pricy military machine, etc.
The US also felt threatened and invaded Afghanistan because there was cause given, it was weak, and there was international approval.
Its basic realist politics. No morality.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the americanss started bombing, then the international community gave its approval.it was 12 years ago, so you memory can be forgiven for getting this important distinction wrong..
 (bruxia, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post International approval was the wrong word
I meant something along the lines of 'international goodwill'.
In international politics, the US can't just do what it likes without considering the reaction from China and other States.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'international backing-off and letting the US do its thing'

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post More empire building

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That covers pretty much every
war, conflict, and "peacekeeping operation" the US has instigated since 1945 (and there are quite a few).
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post They obviously nuked it from orbit.
It's the only way to make sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its one step up from firing shells from an ironclad into the Belgian Congo.

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post We need some sort of million people march in London to stop all this

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Down with this sort of thing.
Careful now.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post But, I'm thinking that a day's march in London will be my personal limit
If it happens, it happens. I did my bit.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fine with this:
As long as the human beings killed were all proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt in a legal court - then I'm fine with this.
 (chompedhomas, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean...
...otherwise the "coalition of the willing" are just some crazy fascist tyranny, murdering people right?

I mean, that's the difference isn't it... law, due process, civilization ect.
 (chompedhomas, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 2:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you get this on Xbox?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can take your 'god'
and stick him/her up your ass
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Norwegian cheese fire
I love this cheese, but it burns for 5 days, giving off toxic fumes, so, don't set fire to your sandwiches
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sad news.
That cheese is fantastic.
 (Haz, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think there is probably some left elsewhere in Norway

(Smale is stuffed, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably,
but burning 27 tonnes still seems like a waste :)
 (Haz, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a link post It's my 10th B3ta Birthday!! I made this!
Apparently I first signed onto this site 10 years ago today on the 22 Jan 2003. Weird to think how much has happened in my life in that time, and all while looking at the stuff you crazy fuckers have posted or made.

In a self indulgent moment I've posted a song and video what I made. Feel free to check out the rest of my youtube channel too. I really wanted to get more into making songs, but it turns out that getting married, having a job and a kid gets in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy birthday old fart.
Don't break a hip now!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome
To the double digit club

That's probably not a good thing
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was my 3rd B3ta birthday 5 days ago and i missed it. Bollocks!!

(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Old b3tan alert
Happy Candle Day
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy candleday you old fart

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remember, suppositories go up,
And pills go down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happycandletastic you are on fire day!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loadsa candles and CHOON
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!
candles, candles, candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles : D
happy candles.

:P It's my 10th in a couple of weeks as well, you old fart!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post congratulations :D

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Tenners! \o/
I wonder if we will get to the point of people saying "It's my 40th B3taday!" and such...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
Have a great b3taday
 (colinr, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Weird and bizarre hotel reviews.
Quite a few WTF moments to be had reading these.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Quite entertaining that :)
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha! this is a great idea for a blog.
i love tripadvisor! it is loaded with terribly honest reviews of terrible experiences. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post This made me lol
"Last but not least, the hotel is full of homosexuals, which is ok for some, but I was with my kids. it was just indecent"
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post *books room*

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, you do love kids....

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post But he couldn't eat a whole one!!
...at least that's what he told me he was trying to do, when I caught him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I said I couldn't eat two

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The turn down service included leaving a shell on the pillow one night and a magnet on another night."

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some kind of secret code?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Pubic area - is cold and not inviting. I didn’t feel very comfortable in this area at all -luckyfin92
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahaha...
"I’m all about nudity for the sake of art but this museum had huge plastic genitals.
I wouldn’t take small children there."
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone remember a collection ofr hotel reviews on here a while ago...
...all about the same awful hotel?

I seem to remember talk of used condoms under the bed and the manager being dressed as a pirate.

Can't find the site now. If anyone has a linky, I will tickle your balls.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
looks like a good topic for the qow!
 (spiderboy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Atari file for bankruptcy in the US
dear old aunty atari who gave us all those wondefull christmas gifts from our youth has gone and lost the plot
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a link post This Man is a God
How to park a car in a narrow garage
(Hung Like a Horse I wish I was...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post When that was first posted ...
... the car was still under warranty
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was not pissed that night, seeing the earlier marks.

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
Don't be shy!
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Second time you've posted without joining in
You're fast becoming the latest knobhead on my ignore list...
Last chance?
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm so very sorry. Now what would you like me to say?
 (Hung Like a Horse I wish I was...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Say some swears !

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll do for now.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get it!
You want to become my friend! Well you'll have to suck my cock first though. Sexy!
 (Hung Like a Horse I wish I was...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
You're getting the hang of this :)
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its polite not to talk when you're receiving

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
That's not what every porn film ever has taught us.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's dialogue in porn films?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a friend who is a translator
who once got a gig subtitling some porn. He said it felt really weird fast forwarding through the sex to get to the dialogue.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that related to you calling yourself Garlic Head?
Ewwwwwwwww!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knobhead
Can't see why you'd want to ignore my 'knobhead' You sound like just the kinda guy that enjoys the sport of puddle-skipping!
 (Hung Like a Horse I wish I was...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Stuart Hall
AICMFPN
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It speeeeeaaakkks!!
Hurray! Faith in humanity still doomed but slightly less doomed :D
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey mingebreath!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a link post for all you paranoid foil hat wearing conspiracy junkys out there
and YOU as well
I didnt hear about this at the time, but it seems that a company called EYESEE has mounted a small camera behind the eye of there mannaquins and use fecal recognition software to map age gender ethnicity etc of passing bods.
any way a team of of those oh so clever geeks from hongkong have developed a 'privacy visor' that uses infrared light to mask part of your face.

BBC link so may not work in less civilized parts of the UK
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "fecal recognition software "
may be the best typo ever.
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post can change it if you so desire

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please god, no.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like the man with no fingerprints
If you're the only person walking around with this visor, then you're pretty easily identifiable.
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft
Fecal
 (spunkyD, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or just be black.
Then the facial software won't work: www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3vouQrCR80
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have been saying this for donkeys years man
gypsies will run the world soon!
no records, no trace. they just exist. they will become the most ultimate hackers!
hacking wherever and taking down mainframes.
cyber gypsies
 (I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a computer science mad max

(I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post a 'privacy visor'?
What a load of bollocks. A brown paper bag works just as well, for a fraction of the price.

Also, you just look like a lunatic, rather than a twat.
 (dieselmonkey, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a link post WTF Portuguese commercial.
........wait for it.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would have preferred a dick

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post She has bad teeth
Payoff totally not worth a minute and a half of watching a woman stare at the camera slightly out of focus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knock her teeth out
perfect bj
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a link post I really wish I would have thought of this scam
Sit back and watch the money roll in
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Clicky
Is this like.....um....cyberpimping?
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post More like selling blow up dolls

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post But sort of fake blow up dolls
They may or may not be real, but all you can do is show off a photo of them to your friends.


After you rent a fake friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bought one a few years ago.
We're now fake married, have 3 fake kids.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ouch

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Russian water jet, will buy.

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooh,
I'd love to see that at Eastbourne Airshow!

Click!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scrunt needs to buy a lake also, but being pedantic, I see no crick

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post We could do with a few of those
in the burny bits of Australia right now. A nearby body of water might be tricky to find though.
 (I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could you not just drop spiders on the fire?
You seem to have plenty of those.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, all the worms will escape...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Shooting going on in Texas college
Students should get free guns with every pencil case, etc., etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was just reading that here:
www.myfoxhouston.com/story/20649755/breaking-news

(warning) link contains helicopter vid of what looks like victims being treated by paramedics.

Fucking idiots :(
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you needed an education to be a paramedic?

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it about time they made random violence part of the curriculum

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post One day it will be
please post this on /guns
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it will be when Rob sells out to Broken Cock and it will be
www.n3ra.com
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is why the Rusians never invaded America

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That almost justifies them owning AR-15s

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reports from the scene indicate that it was two people who had something against each other, either gang or other, and bystanders were hit.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, thats alright then.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is dark man.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I apparently have no redeeming qualities.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You do have one
You're not posting on /talk
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for being a friend.
Even if we are a bit light on our loafers.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post USA! USA! USA!

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a link post that link down there\/ about the ekranoplan reminded me about the tv series that was on discovery a while back
Helicopter at war
this episode was about the bell 'huey' and the impact that it had on the way the war was being fought by both sides
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't watch things that remind me of 'Nam

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post charlie in the trees

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheltennja

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheltenham?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dagenam
It was hell Tabs, hell. You weren't there man.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post And spelling it correctly
isn't the same as being there, ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking ham sarnie on British Rail gave me PTSD

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Six months inside a storage unit in Asda off the A1306
The horror... the horror...
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post How come you can spell words now?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post what do you mean by that?
are you in some way implying that i am infact not a total spaztard or bucket of fuckedup dna?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post no fluffy,
no one would ever be implying that. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ /\
*Gentle hugs roving hands*
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ekranoplans are awesome.
I want one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have two.
They're not that awesome
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post you got the wrong kind

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Pina Colada I made this!
Just for giggles, I'm bored and found this lurking on my Hard Drive.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely my favourite song about cheating.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm trying to think of others
and failing. He is very cheerful about it though, which is nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many songs do you know about cheating?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you never listened
to Country music?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIpkqPfrpIU&list=UUs-G5ZaL4HGFeFT-6RwqakQ&index=59
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Clicky to you Sundae...
.....though I must admit, I always preferred his follow-up song. :-D
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Parasailing: Cool; Parasailing with hawks: awesome!
Maybe GC but that is the least of my faults.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lite Touch Film?
Sounds like a condom
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I promise you, a hawk's talon on your man meat would not be pleasant.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post been wanked of by a hawk then?
braver man than i .
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You of all people choose to judge me?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post no no not judging , just wanted some tips on not getting ripped to shreds on friday night

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bird FFS,
Try an ex.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The video's nice
but i had to play my own music.
 (Sherbs, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is.....
....about the coolest thing that I've seen for a while!
 (Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post nasally dj voice:
I think you'll find.. that's paragliding.

good video though
 (-mash-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Yes...it's football
and no, nothing funny or amusing happens, but please consider it's a "Long-ball boring Watford F.C" player scoring one of the best goals Vicarage Road has ever hosted.

Move along unless you want to see some rather nice passing football rounded off with a well taken goal.
(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worth watching just for the music.
What's that all about then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine it's to add a "Brazilian" flavour
as in 'It's just like watching Brazil'
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post THRIKER

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post /talk for football please

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^What Quasimodo said.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post liquid football

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watford have certainly been rather amazing lately
As a Leicester fan, I'm slightly concerned.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
As a Watford fan, you shouldn't be. Wood will see you finish top, we'll nab second, Cardiff will implode.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a resident of
the lovely town of Watford, I have to say: I still fail to give a shit. And your video has gone too.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post This video has been removed by the user.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Grizzly Man (2005)
Is in full on Youtube. I'm sure most have seen it, but if not it's a rather amazing and at times harrowing watch. Perfect for a shitty Tuesday night.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great film
Might even give that a watch later, haven't seen it since it came out.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've heard a lot about this, don't have time to watch it but just watched his opening talk to the camera and got the urge to punch his corpse in the face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's mental
And the film makes that abundantly clear. Still horrible though. And I felt very sorry for his girlfriend.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I felt a really weird connection to him. You know he's a fucking idiot, but you sort of admire his dedication and reluctancy to fit into normal life.
That's probably credit to Herzog as a filmmaker more than anything. It's well made reminder of how nature is ultimately a cold psychopath.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post i saw this in the cinema
and found myself rooting for the bears
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I believe the common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder"
*says in Werner Herzog's voice*
 (pahakyy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks always meant to check this out but never got round to it

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a link post The Up-Goer Five
Can you describe something using only the 1,000 most common words?
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Failed in the first sentence

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yanks are always doing the something-hundred numbering.
Edit: Just tried it, and "a large pink man stick for up the opening" only uses common words.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post we do?
ten hundred just sounds odd to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does to me too
But "twelve hundred people turned up" sounds fine
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs Cabaret is always referring to thousands as tens of hundreds
for large numbers, and I've frequently heard it on the TV, usually in relation to weight e.g. fifteen hundred pounds. Is it not as widespread as I've been led to believe?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post well yes, in relation to weight that sounds normal, especially in numbers ending in 00
but ten hundred sounds very wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean
Fifteen hunned pounds
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh nice one
"It is a food that is the color of the sun and has a skin that makes people fall down."
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that, it's a lemon!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post the lemon was a red herring

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post thousand is not one of the ten hundred most used words

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post No boobs or anal.
FAIL
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should have a better vocabulary to describe the boobs and anal
Those really aren't very descriptive words by themselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You put the food in the box and turn the box on to make it hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Porno-post-boxes
re-lurks
 (quigonjim, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why am I not surprised the pics were taken in Brighton.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:02, , Reply)

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