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'... chocolate rain.'
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:09,
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'... tjowklid reign'
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:55,
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the mallard is the most recognisable of the ducks
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Mousing, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:15,
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This guy has a fucking awesome voice
and is willing to take the piss out of himself.
*click*
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gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:50,
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I'd rather like ot hear his approach to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDfukgIvNbM
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:15,
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Nice
It would be nice to have the guy exert himself so hard he cracks.
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gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 8:49,
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Does he ever age?
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Bobod I'm riding on all frequencies on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 0:05,
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Taliban IED Factory Vaporized
IED factory gets basically the full force of God laid on it.
"We're over there because of oil!" No. But keep telling yourselves that.
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ShitWeasel Cuntface, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:10,
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it was probably an orphanage, bubble factory, and puppy sanctuary.
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augsav <3, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:13,
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you monster! how dare you misout the internet kitten sanctuary for out of fashion memes?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:25,
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i didnt say that because alot of the people here would have supported an attack on a kitten facility.
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augsav <3, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:26,
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i am not defending the practice of bombing kittens but you need to make the public aware of all the information
so they can make an informed choice to support or not support your choice of action, this at best is little worse than crude censorship and deems the public to be total idiots who dont care beyond tommorows pint and kebab
will some one think of the truth?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:33,
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I would avoid you in the Post Office.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:18,
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I work in a post office
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ShitWeasel Cuntface, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:34,
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been there
done that*
* post office got closed
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JeremyBeadlesHands has elephantiasis of the didgeridoo, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:48,
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Congratulations on finding something you can do.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:58,
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IEDs not really dangerous if you're not in their country
Just sayin'
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:23,
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COMMIE!!!
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:24,
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Kill a commie for mommie
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:01,
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No, but harbouring and training an organisation that carries out attacks on the West,
murdering thousands of people could be construed as a good reason to be over there.
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Edenmonster, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:30,
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USA! USA! USA!
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:47,
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There's the oil pipe and the heroin,
Both crucial to western profits.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:03,
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When will we start seeing a return on our investment?
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:05,
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Must...not...engage...
Hypocrisy of argument in face of Afghan civilian deaths overwhelming!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 0:02,
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who is it that you're quoting there?
Whoever posted the video should maybe also tell us what the collateral damage was as no doubt there were women and kids about as well. great thing to be celebrating.
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Cockweasle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:26,
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a_ terrorist
he's my uncle
EDIT: that should also apply to people who post videos that have 'fails' in them
where the viewer is unsure whether the victim dies.
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ShitWeasel Cuntface, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:29,
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no doubt
probably a kitten breeding programme next door too.
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JeremyBeadlesHands has elephantiasis of the didgeridoo, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:52,
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IED Factory?
I thought the whole point was that they were "improvised". Otherwise it's just a "bomb".
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:26,
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I think the word 'improvised' is another word for 'Blue Peter jobbie'
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:49,
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"you'll need some paper, some scissors, some explosives, an old nokia phone and a big roll of sticky tape. Make sure an adult is around."
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:52,
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arent the "explosives" mostly gas canisters for cookers. basically calling them explosives makes me think of C4 and potassium nitrate or dynamite. gas canisters do explode, obviously, they are not as hi tech as the terminology implies is what im getting at.
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bruxia, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:09,
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Much of the explosive comes from the ordinance left lying around (mines, shells etc).
Plus menthol mints and coca-cola mixed together.
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:01,
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I think the word "factory" is another word for "some guy's house"
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:10,
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Its one guy pottering around in his shed
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:11,
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Wile E Coyote!
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:22,
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IED factories tend to be people's homes
You do know that, right?
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:28,
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Gawd, Im having a dense five minutes
I thought IED stood for Intrauterine device.
WHich makes little sense.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:37,
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It does when you know
this was shot from a Vatican Airforce Drone.
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:46,
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Sometimes, not always though
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ShitWeasel Cuntface, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:40,
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yep
you're a cunt
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Bamboo Steamer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:56,
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I congratulate the honorable gentleman for having such a forthright nature.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:59,
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I'm close to one
but not quite.
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ShitWeasel Cuntface, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:04,
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Arsehole.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:23,
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I don't think god had much to do with it,
unless he's an AC130 gunner in his spare time.
"We" are in Afghanistan because politicians wanted to be re-elected. Oil was Iraq. Do try to keep up, there's a good lad!
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Kerrisis Nuns. No sense of humour., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:58,
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There's no conspiracy.
Some politicians wanted to be re-elected, some wanted oil, some wanted to show off their pricy military machine, etc.
The US also felt threatened and invaded Afghanistan because there was cause given, it was weak, and there was international approval.
Its basic realist politics. No morality.
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:04,
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the americanss started bombing, then the international community gave its approval.it was 12 years ago, so you memory can be forgiven for getting this important distinction wrong..
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bruxia, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:15,
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International approval was the wrong word
I meant something along the lines of 'international goodwill'.
In international politics, the US can't just do what it likes without considering the reaction from China and other States.
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:38,
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'international backing-off and letting the US do its thing'
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:03,
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More empire building
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ShitWeasel Cuntface, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:19,
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That covers pretty much every
war, conflict, and "peacekeeping operation" the US has instigated since 1945 (and there are quite a few).
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Kerrisis Nuns. No sense of humour., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:57,
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They obviously nuked it from orbit.
It's the only way to make sure.
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da5id something witty here, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:01,
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Its one step up from firing shells from an ironclad into the Belgian Congo.
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:07,
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We need some sort of million people march in London to stop all this
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:10,
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Down with this sort of thing.
Careful now.
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da5id something witty here, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:20,
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But, I'm thinking that a day's march in London will be my personal limit
If it happens, it happens. I did my bit.
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:40,
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I'm fine with this:
As long as the human beings killed were all proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt in a legal court - then I'm fine with this.
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chompedhomas, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 2:50,
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I mean...
...otherwise the "coalition of the willing" are just some crazy fascist tyranny, murdering people right?
I mean, that's the difference isn't it... law, due process, civilization ect.
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chompedhomas, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 2:53,
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Can you get this on Xbox?
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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You can take your 'god'
and stick him/her up your ass
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A Rory Borealis I want to smash your pasty, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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Norwegian cheese fire
I love this cheese, but it burns for 5 days, giving off toxic fumes, so, don't set fire to your sandwiches
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Smale is stuffed, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:52,
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Sad news.
That cheese is fantastic.
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Haz, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:29,
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I think there is probably some left elsewhere in Norway
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Smale is stuffed, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:40,
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Probably,
but burning 27 tonnes still seems like a waste :)
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Haz, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:44,
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It's my 10th B3ta Birthday!!
I made this!
Apparently I first signed onto this site 10 years ago today on the 22 Jan 2003. Weird to think how much has happened in my life in that time, and all while looking at the stuff you crazy fuckers have posted or made.
In a self indulgent moment I've posted a song and video what I made. Feel free to check out the rest of my youtube channel too. I really wanted to get more into making songs, but it turns out that getting married, having a job and a kid gets in the way.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:47,
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Happy birthday old fart.
Don't break a hip now!
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:48,
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Welcome
To the double digit club
That's probably not a good thing
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:07,
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it was my 3rd B3ta birthday 5 days ago and i missed it. Bollocks!!
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boarders is coming to your house on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:09,
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Old b3tan alert
Happy Candle Day
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:10,
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happy candleday you old fart
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:12,
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Remember, suppositories go up,
And pills go down.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:20,
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Happycandletastic you are on fire day!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:33,
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Loadsa candles and CHOON
*click*
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:33,
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Candles!
candles, candles, candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles,candles, candles : D
happy candles.
:P It's my 10th in a couple of weeks as well, you old fart!
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:50,
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congratulations :D
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Mousing, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:20,
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Happy Tenners! \o/
I wonder if we will get to the point of people saying "It's my 40th B3taday!" and such...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:30,
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Love it
Have a great b3taday
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colinr, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:31,
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Weird and bizarre hotel reviews.
Quite a few WTF moments to be had reading these.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:39,
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Haha
Quite entertaining that :)
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:42,
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haha! this is a great idea for a blog.
i love tripadvisor! it is loaded with terribly honest reviews of terrible experiences. :)
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:42,
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This made me lol
"Last but not least, the hotel is full of homosexuals, which is ok for some, but I was with my kids. it was just indecent"
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:52,
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*books room*
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:14,
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Well, you do love kids....
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:17,
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But he couldn't eat a whole one!!
...at least that's what he told me he was trying to do, when I caught him.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:43,
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I said I couldn't eat two
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:20,
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"The turn down service included leaving a shell on the pillow one night and a magnet on another night."
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:07,
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Some kind of secret code?
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Oysdgp, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:40,
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Pubic area - is cold and not inviting. I didn’t feel very comfortable in this area at all -luckyfin92
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:24,
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That's ace...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:35,
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Ahahahaha...
"I’m all about nudity for the sake of art but this museum had huge plastic genitals.
I wouldn’t take small children there."
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:18,
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Anyone remember a collection ofr hotel reviews on here a while ago...
...all about the same awful hotel?
I seem to remember talk of used condoms under the bed and the manager being dressed as a pirate.
Can't find the site now. If anyone has a linky, I will tickle your balls.
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:21,
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looks like a good topic for the qow!
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spiderboy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:13,
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Atari file for bankruptcy in the US
dear old aunty atari who gave us all those wondefull christmas gifts from our youth has gone and lost the plot
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:31,
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This Man is a God
How to park a car in a narrow garage
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GarlicHead Je regrette rien..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:26,
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When that was first posted ...
... the car was still under warranty
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:31,
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He was not pissed that night, seeing the earlier marks.
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:31,
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Hello
Don't be shy!
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:35,
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Second time you've posted without joining in
You're fast becoming the latest knobhead on my ignore list...
Last chance?
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:38,
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I'm so very sorry. Now what would you like me to say?
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GarlicHead Je regrette rien..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:57,
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Say some swears !
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Shinigawa This isn't going to have a happy ending., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:00,
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That'll do for now.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:04,
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I get it!
You want to become my friend! Well you'll have to suck my cock first though. Sexy!
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GarlicHead Je regrette rien..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:03,
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Yay!
You're getting the hang of this :)
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:08,
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Its polite not to talk when you're receiving
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:18,
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Really?
That's not what every porn film ever has taught us.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:44,
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There's dialogue in porn films?
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:57,
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I have a friend who is a translator
who once got a gig subtitling some porn. He said it felt really weird fast forwarding through the sex to get to the dialogue.
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:16,
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Is that related to you calling yourself Garlic Head?
Ewwwwwwwww!
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:23,
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Knobhead
Can't see why you'd want to ignore my 'knobhead' You sound like just the kinda guy that enjoys the sport of puddle-skipping!
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GarlicHead Je regrette rien..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:34,
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You are Stuart Hall
AICMFPN
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:50,
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It speeeeeaaakkks!!
Hurray! Faith in humanity still doomed but slightly less doomed :D
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:54,
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Hello.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:48,
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Hey mingebreath!
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:49,
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for all you paranoid foil hat wearing conspiracy junkys out there
and YOU as well
I didnt hear about this at the time, but it seems that a company called EYESEE has mounted a small camera behind the eye of there mannaquins and use fecal recognition software to map age gender ethnicity etc of passing bods.
any way a team of of those oh so clever geeks from hongkong have developed a 'privacy visor' that uses infrared light to mask part of your face.
BBC link so may not work in less civilized parts of the UK
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:20,
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"fecal recognition software "
may be the best typo ever.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:26,
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can change it if you so desire
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:29,
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Please god, no.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:29,
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Like the man with no fingerprints
If you're the only person walking around with this visor, then you're pretty easily identifiable.
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orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:28,
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Pffft
Fecal
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spunkyD, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:28,
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Or just be black.
Then the facial software won't work: www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3vouQrCR80
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:25,
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I have been saying this for donkeys years man
gypsies will run the world soon!
no records, no trace. they just exist. they will become the most ultimate hackers!
hacking wherever and taking down mainframes.
cyber gypsies
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Sgt. Welt, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:45,
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Like a computer science mad max
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Sgt. Welt, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:54,
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a 'privacy visor'?
What a load of bollocks. A brown paper bag works just as well, for a fraction of the price.
Also, you just look like a lunatic, rather than a twat.
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dieselmonkey, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:11,
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WTF Portuguese commercial.
........wait for it.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:18,
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Would have preferred a dick
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:41,
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She has bad teeth
Payoff totally not worth a minute and a half of watching a woman stare at the camera slightly out of focus.
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:48,
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Knock her teeth out
perfect bj
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:58,
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^ this
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simbosan, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:35,
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I really wish I would have thought of this scam
Sit back and watch the money roll in
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:17,
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*Clicky
Is this like.....um....cyberpimping?
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:24,
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More like selling blow up dolls
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:16,
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But sort of fake blow up dolls
They may or may not be real, but all you can do is show off a photo of them to your friends.
After you rent a fake friend.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:31,
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Bought one a few years ago.
We're now fake married, have 3 fake kids.
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:55,
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ouch
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:38,
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Russian water jet, will buy.
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:56,
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Oooooh,
I'd love to see that at Eastbourne Airshow!
Click!
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Fork : Killing time since, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:00,
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Scrunt needs to buy a lake also, but being pedantic, I see no crick
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:07,
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We could do with a few of those
in the burny bits of Australia right now. A nearby body of water might be tricky to find though.
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SteamedCleaner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:22,
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Could you not just drop spiders on the fire?
You seem to have plenty of those.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:23,
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No, all the worms will escape...
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:13,
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Shooting going on in Texas college
Students should get free guns with every pencil case, etc., etc.
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Fork : Killing time since, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:26,
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Was just reading that here:
www.myfoxhouston.com/story/20649755/breaking-news
(warning) link contains helicopter vid of what looks like victims being treated by paramedics.
Fucking idiots :(
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:38,
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I thought you needed an education to be a paramedic?
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P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:38,
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Isn't it about time they made random violence part of the curriculum
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A Rory Borealis I want to smash your pasty, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:39,
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One day it will be
please post this on /guns
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jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:43,
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No it will be when Rob sells out to Broken Cock and it will be
www.n3ra.com
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:51,
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this is why the Rusians never invaded America
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:04,
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That almost justifies them owning AR-15s
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jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:07,
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Reports from the scene indicate that it was two people who had something against each other, either gang or other, and bystanders were hit.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:21,
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Oh, thats alright then.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:29,
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That is dark man.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:31,
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Racist.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:40,
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I apparently have no redeeming qualities.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:59,
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You do have one
You're not posting on /talk
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:10,
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Thank you for being a friend.
Even if we are a bit light on our loafers.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:07,
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USA! USA! USA!
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:57,
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that link down there\/ about the ekranoplan reminded me about the tv series that was on discovery a while back
Helicopter at war
this episode was about the bell 'huey' and the impact that it had on the way the war was being fought by both sides
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:09,
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I can't watch things that remind me of 'Nam
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jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:10,
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charlie in the trees
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Mousing, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:11,
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Cheltennja
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:16,
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Cheltenham?
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:17,
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Dagenam
It was hell Tabs, hell. You weren't there man.
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TheSundaeLunch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:18,
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And spelling it correctly
isn't the same as being there, ok?
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TheSundaeLunch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:20,
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Fucking ham sarnie on British Rail gave me PTSD
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:53,
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Six months inside a storage unit in Asda off the A1306
The horror... the horror...
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jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:21,
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How come you can spell words now?
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pissflaps., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:14,
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what do you mean by that?
are you in some way implying that i am infact not a total spaztard or bucket of fuckedup dna?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:05,
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no fluffy,
no one would ever be implying that. :)
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:36,
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/\ /\
*Gentle hugs roving hands*
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:24,
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Ekranoplans are awesome.
I want one.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:49,
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I have two.
They're not that awesome
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BertnotErnie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:00,
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you got the wrong kind
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:16,
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Pina Colada
I made this!
Just for giggles, I'm bored and found this lurking on my Hard Drive.
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TheSundaeLunch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:04,
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Definitely my favourite song about cheating.
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jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:13,
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I'm trying to think of others
and failing. He is very cheerful about it though, which is nice.
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TheSundaeLunch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:17,
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How many songs do you know about cheating?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:05,
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*Clicky to you Sundae...
.....though I must admit, I always preferred his follow-up song. :-D
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:27,
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Parasailing: Cool; Parasailing with hawks: awesome!
Maybe GC but that is the least of my faults.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:52,
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Lite Touch Film?
Sounds like a condom
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:05,
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I promise you, a hawk's talon on your man meat would not be pleasant.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:11,
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been wanked of by a hawk then?
braver man than i .
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:09,
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You of all people choose to judge me?
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:16,
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no no not judging , just wanted some tips on not getting ripped to shreds on friday night
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:21,
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It's a bird FFS,
Try an ex.
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:17,
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The video's nice
but i had to play my own music.
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Sherbets Leaf, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:36,
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That is.....
....about the coolest thing that I've seen for a while!
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Colonel Blink is considered a complete twat by some, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:26,
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nasally dj voice:
I think you'll find.. that's paragliding.
good video though
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-mash-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:14,
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The DVDfever Show - January 22nd 2013
I made this!
I used to do this on a community radio station, but am now publishing this online, so this is the first one I've done in that format:
This week features:
Django Unchained – Cinema review
U.S. Top 10 Movies
New U.K. cinema releases out this week: including Zero Dark Thirty, Lincoln, Movie 43, The Last Stand and Won’t Back Down.
New Blu-ray & DVD releases out this week: including The Sweeney, The Campaign, The Possession: Uncut Edition, Now Is Good, Lay the Favourite.
Dredd 3D – Blu-ray review
Track listing:
1. Bee Gees – This Is Where I Came In
2. Merv Griffin – I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
3. Harry Nilsson – Coconut
4. Donald Fagen – Snowbound
5. Horse – You Could Be Forgiven (Live)
6. David Bowie – Where Are We Now?
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DVDfever Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhhhhh!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:15,
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I embrace this.
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iamdamosuzuki and I will not tolerate small animal cruelty. No., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:26,
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*grabs popcorn*
*opens case of white red wine*
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:28,
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*enjoys reasonably-priced kebab*
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:30,
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*sends two vans*
Seriously TWO VANS!!!!!111!eleventy
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:32,
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This stuff is hilarious!!!!!!!
You should make a vid of it.
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:00,
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*Pisses in closed cinema doorway*
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:33,
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Ah, there you are!
I've been compelled to de-lurk to enquire about that pic in your profile.
You know.....THAT one!
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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:54,
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haha!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:05,
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He doesn't seem to be biting.
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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:08,
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BITES!!!!
aRGGHH OMNOMNOM!!!! yOU TASTE LOVELY!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:52,
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According to your profile you're a Devon farmboy.
I've never even been to France.
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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:00,
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Oh dear.
Someone's quickly stepped up the grooming.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:51,
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I went to France
I didn't like it
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:11,
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I went to France and ate horse.
No, sorry I meant Tesco, that's right, Tesco.
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:14,
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Clangers in a belfry?
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:07,
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But of course!
So disrespectful to the late great Oliver Postgate.
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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:10,
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You insensitive bastard, my grandad was disrepectful to Oliver Postgate,
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:53,
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This explains a lot.
Although it doesn't shed any light on which pic King Ralph is concerned with down there.
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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:04,
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I'm worried about the other one...
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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:45,
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*Assumes "reasonably-priced kebab" is a euphemism*
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:45,
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You cold-hearted bitch.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:48,
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Don't blame me blame society
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:47,
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If it was a euphemism
Tabby wouldn't be enjoying it.
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:00,
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Have you got a new bird yet?
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:32,
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Do you have a catering budget?
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:41,
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Don't listen to these terrible Internet bullies Mr DVDfever.
Why not just get it all off your chest with a youtube vlog and post it on here to ease the stress that they have caused you.
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pissflaps., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:10,
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Oo-ooh.
Someone's already got their kleenex & cock out.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:18,
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Hi DVDfever!
I hope you've paid for rights to use that music, or else the owners might have to make a copyright claim against you.
A genuine copyright claim, mind. Not the kind of petty and fraudulent claim you might make if you were really self-important and wanted to get a video removed from Youtube because it dared to send you up.
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Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:18,
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?
Is there a backstory here? I'd seen That Video - but the sendup codicil is new to me. Do tell...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:23,
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The link doesn't work any more, but you get the gist.
www.b3ta.com/questions/dumped/post1822370
More hilariously, the copyright claim has got his real name on it.
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Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:26,
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Oh, dear.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:32,
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Even better, the original contains material from the Simpsons and Apocalypse Now, and it's falsely implied that he owns the copyright on those too.
Oh, dear indeed.
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Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:46,
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What was the song you used?
I really liked it but forgot to make a note.
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:55,
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It was "Tunak Tunak Tun" by Daler Mehndi.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuW53xh-gj8
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Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:03,
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You're right, it is a good song.
Well done you.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:41,
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Fuck off
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:21,
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That's interesting
If he put a DMCA claim to get it taken down then the following might be of interest:
""Any person who knowingly materially misrepresents under [17 U.S.C. § 512] that material or activity is infringing … shall be liable for any damages, including costs and attorneys’ fees, incurred by the alleged infringer…who is injured by such misrepresentation, as the result of the service provider relying upon such misrepresentation in removing or disabling access to the material or activity claimed to be infringing….”
17 U.S.C. § 512(f)."
TLDR: Misrepresentation in a takedown notice opens you up for a raping.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:56,
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No, it was just reported through Youtube.
Trying to counter-claim would start off a legal process, which is more trouble than it's worth and would give the cunt my real name and address.
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Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:21,
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I wasn't seriouly suggesting a legal response
But Youtube might also look dimly on wilfully misrepresenting in a takedown notice.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:28,
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I've never heard of one of those being fought,
much less won.
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jonbob : pot-plotch nugger., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:55,
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If it is any consolation: (from the same thread)

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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:49,
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That was a send-up? A speedup version of the video with a crap music track added? Where was the send-up?
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DVDfever Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhhhhh!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:02,
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Ooh. You really don't care, do you?
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:51,
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About what?
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DVDfever Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhhhhh!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:48,
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the 5-a-day advice.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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How do you mean?
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DVDfever Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhhhhh!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:37,
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Well....
If we could see it, I'm sure we could all fucking tell you, but someone apparently got her panties in a twist and had a strop about it.
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dieselmonkey, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:16,
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Even Jeffery44
can't be arsed with this anymore.
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:31,
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My work here is done.
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jeffrey44 Please like me., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:54,
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But they are the same person!!!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:54,
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no really?
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:27,
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.
At least that guy with the flower tattooed on his head was interesting.
.
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sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:11,
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Yes...it's football
and no, nothing funny or amusing happens, but please consider it's a "Long-ball boring Watford F.C" player scoring one of the best goals Vicarage Road has ever hosted.
Move along unless you want to see some rather nice passing football rounded off with a well taken goal.
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Flobbit bow to your sensei...BOW TO YOUR SENSEI !, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:53,
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Worth watching just for the music.
What's that all about then?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:55,
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I imagine it's to add a "Brazilian" flavour
as in 'It's just like watching Brazil'
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Flobbit bow to your sensei...BOW TO YOUR SENSEI !, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:58,
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THRIKER
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jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:09,
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/talk for football please
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:14,
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^What Quasimodo said.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:47,
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liquid football
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augsav <3, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:21,
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Watford have certainly been rather amazing lately
As a Leicester fan, I'm slightly concerned.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:41,
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As a Watford fan, you shouldn't be. Wood will see you finish top, we'll nab second, Cardiff will implode.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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As a resident of
the lovely town of Watford, I have to say: I still fail to give a shit. And your video has gone too.
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TheSundaeLunch, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:00,
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This video has been removed by the user.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:03,
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Grizzly Man (2005)
Is in full on Youtube. I'm sure most have seen it, but if not it's a rather amazing and at times harrowing watch. Perfect for a shitty Tuesday night.
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jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:43,
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Great film
Might even give that a watch later, haven't seen it since it came out.
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SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:46,
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I've heard a lot about this, don't have time to watch it but just watched his opening talk to the camera and got the urge to punch his corpse in the face.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:46,
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He's mental
And the film makes that abundantly clear. Still horrible though. And I felt very sorry for his girlfriend.
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SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:48,
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I felt a really weird connection to him. You know he's a fucking idiot, but you sort of admire his dedication and reluctancy to fit into normal life.
That's probably credit to Herzog as a filmmaker more than anything. It's well made reminder of how nature is ultimately a cold psychopath.
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jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:06,
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i saw this in the cinema
and found myself rooting for the bears
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mutated monty, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:09,
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"I believe the common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder"
*says in Werner Herzog's voice*
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pahakyy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:14,
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thanks always meant to check this out but never got round to it
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Scienti, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:05,
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The Up-Goer Five
Can you describe something using only the 1,000 most common words?
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CADmonkey even Rocky had a montage, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:31,
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Failed in the first sentence
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hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:33,
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Yanks are always doing the something-hundred numbering.
Edit: Just tried it, and "a large pink man stick for up the opening" only uses common words.
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:38,
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we do?
ten hundred just sounds odd to me.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:52,
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It does to me too
But "twelve hundred people turned up" sounds fine
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:13,
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yeah.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:22,
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Mrs Cabaret is always referring to thousands as tens of hundreds
for large numbers, and I've frequently heard it on the TV, usually in relation to weight e.g. fifteen hundred pounds. Is it not as widespread as I've been led to believe?
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:21,
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well yes, in relation to weight that sounds normal, especially in numbers ending in 00
but ten hundred sounds very wrong.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:28,
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I think you mean
Fifteen hunned pounds
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LP, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:29,
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oh nice one
"It is a food that is the color of the sun and has a skin that makes people fall down."
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Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:04,
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I like that, it's a lemon!
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:23,
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the lemon was a red herring
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Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:57,
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thousand is not one of the ten hundred most used words
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mutated monty, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:16,
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According to this readability test tool we already do an excellent job describing links at a level that should be easily understood by 10 to 11 year olds.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:46,
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haha!
/talk comes in at 9-10 year old readability.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:50,
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That's all they need to do their grooming of children.
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pissflaps., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:07,
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No boobs or anal.
FAIL
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iamdamosuzuki and I will not tolerate small animal cruelty. No., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:25,
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You should have a better vocabulary to describe the boobs and anal
Those really aren't very descriptive words by themselves.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:12,
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You put the food in the box and turn the box on to make it hot.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:29,
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Porno-post-boxes
re-lurks
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quigonjim, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:19,
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Why am I not surprised the pics were taken in Brighton.
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pissflaps., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:02,
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