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This is a link post Forcing octogenarians to skydive
What can go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 7:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post She wasn't forced
she said she just turned 80 and it was her idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post and even from that height you can see the glass cock.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Superbowl power outage.

(Fluffster, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 2:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must have got the Craven Cottage Lighting Guy in.....

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 2:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Don't worry, FEMA should have the lights back on in New Orleans any minute now..."
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 3:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does that video really warrant the description "INCREDIBLE - CRAZY"?
A breaker popped, that's all.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 6:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lightbulb blows
America blames terrorists and invades Iran.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post We have a word in English for outage
Cut. It means something.
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The lights went out you say?
Well the communal toilet in Grimsby is called the Superbowl...I wonder if its related...

www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Noisy-flatulence-interrupts-court-session-Grimsby/story-18013672-detail/story.html
 (MeinGott MeinGott, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a link post If you like f1 you'll find this funny...

(Testicles just for you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 1:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Huh
You were right, I DID find this funny :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like F1
therefore I did not find this funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more of an F5 fan myself, but each to their own.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Camilla Parker Bowles Dance Video
not ron seal
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post should be jizzersise
i keep pressing '4' for some reason!
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post just think ,Prince charles has seen that with out the tights and leoturd

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the dancing heffalumps, they look so happy!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a link post very silly sketches NSFW
was reminded of these the other day, haven't listened to them in a few years, thought i'd share. NSFW because of swears... but it's just audio, so if you have your ear buds in, go for it.

they were all written by a very dear friend of mine, Matt Manning, who died in 2008. in the sketch i linked to, he is the 'other' french guy (not the main character).. i played the chief... stay with it as it does improve from *cringe* to *amuse* a few minutes in. more of this crap can be found at www.isotopeaudio.co.uk/

you'll have to do a little 'browsing' on the site, there's a mixture of utter shite and amusing stuff there... best way to use the site is with the section on the left: click on view by name to see all of them.
hope you enjoy it.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Fancy a new motorhome?
I can guarantee you can't afford this one.

Not that you'd want one unless you were blind as it's so fantastically ugly.

Includes such essential features as a flybridge lounge (whatever the hell one of those is) and - I shit you not - a rear diffuser. Because you're really going to be cornering this thing at speeds where downforce is going to be an issue...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't one be dangerously close to the poor
they could be doing their ghastly business while I'm in one of my bedrooms, with only a thin wall betwixt us. *shivers* *drops monocle* *drops money bag* *personal valet tidies up*
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post One assumes
That you could simply open up the fly bridge lounge and blast them with your blunderbuss.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nanny would have to hire someone to hire a blunderbuss caddie, a cook for blunderbuss outings, a blunderbuss cleaner, an apprentice to the blunderbuss cleaner....
soon there won't be anymore upper middle class people left to hire
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh crumbs, my throat is feeling sore from dictating all these comments
....Nanny! Opium pipe! And story!
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like it was designed my Homer Simpson

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Aphex Twin - Windowlicker NSFW
Id love another album.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i so want that whole video to be like the preview pic
but i fear, the moment i click play the dream will shatter and i will be left wanting more and wipeing down my monitor
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh me too
i heard sm mention on the freak zone last week that boc are recording an acoustic version of music has the right to children...!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're pulling me off!
I really don't get all the geekboys creaming themselves over BoC, but that would be excellent. Their tape releases had loads of acoustic instruments on it: they can play.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Air guitar without the air.
The original music video of the song played in Tron Legacy when he re-opens the arcade is so 80ies it shits Rubik's cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post "so 80ies it shits Rubik's cubes"
You get a click just for this.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...this
* clicks *
 (I helped save b3ta! OBiW4NSHiNOBi is sure those were the droids you were looking for, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lead singer's a foxy lass

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent gurning from the bass player.
Thanks for this. Another moment ruined forever (in a good way).
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, i wondered what that tune was.
Man, ive got such a massive hard on for Tron Legacy. Ace film.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post No matter what you think.
No matter what you say or do.

No matter where you hide.

The Mullet will one day be a fashionable hair cut again. FACT .
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm waiting for the mutton chops and blue woad to come back

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't stop believing

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The drummer looks like
he has cerebral palsy at 2:25.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post neal schon.
he's well good at guitars n fings.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
it's the 80's in a box... a big gay box
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hold up...
No one here knows who Journey is?

What kind of sick joke are you playing at?
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 5:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's what I thought. And then I felt OLD.
 (sparrigan I make nerdy things, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Sonic Colors - Planet wisp act 1
Ive never played this game (dont have a Wii), but this level has a lully tune.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Act 2 has an ace tune, too. Cant stop listening to em!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I8g1Y5b7wU
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post The soundtrack is quite good,
Aquarium park is one nice tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEGro4NpgCg
 (Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 2:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Ukulele-Bossa-Nova-Ska version of Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi" I made this!
Further demonstrating that Lady Gaga writes ska songs. I ska'd up Paparazzi, and then sent it to my super talented friend, Ronald Hallgren, who has added many instruments to it, and lifted my decent rendition, into something that I would describe as "fucking excellent"

People so far have described it as:

"Different, but strangely appealing"
"off-your-tits insane"
"sounds way too like it should be like that, like, the lady gaga version isnt right and that version is the way it should be"

I'm pretty chuffed with it myself, too!
 (Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post UaC.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid I'm not au-fait with many acronyms
what does UaC stand for?
 (Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unoriginal 'are cunts' commenters Are Cunts

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see... I think
(I don't think I do. Ah well)
 (Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post DotbaC
See where this is going Chris?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm totally cool.
You spelt Kris wrong too, by the way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever you say Kawn of the Krid

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That makes no sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I definitely don't see.

(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
I see I am dispersing the clouds of confuddlement everywhere
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You three
really should get a room.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely
We can play 'are cunts' with DotB where we have to guess what name DotB is going to add 'are cunts' to for the sake of mutual entertainment. I can make semi-coherent grappa fueled comments and 'K'ris can be totally bewildered.

Good times
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post SaC.
Something appears to have crawled up your arse and died.

That was me who liked your comment, by the way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Literally.
No clues. I've only had one can of beer, and everything. I give in
 (Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Simbosan wants to bum you in the cunt, or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/CaC/

might help
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's a sentiment I can get behind
Bastards make me all sneezy and my eyes go red and itchy, and fill up with loadsa gunky crap
 (Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Micto Micto
He's so grand
He posts link
Kris understands

Dawny Dawny
He's apt to drool
but he clicked my comment
so I think he's cool
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, Micto is a fellow uker
I like ukers
 (Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh good man

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ukelele's are Cool :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Use a capo

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad you're still here :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
not an apostrophe.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Do you like Horny Goats?

Do you like Weed?

Try Horny goat weed :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it's for Women

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post there is also mens goat weed

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post and goat's horny man weed

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post goats with horns are great
if gives you some thing to hang on to
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post woof

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Started listening to this to see what it was
and didn't stop till the end.

Thought some of you lot might like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post will listen in the morning!
i was mates with kate's older brother when we were little. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 4:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post How odd
It was you in particular I was thinking of!

I thought it was brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post incredible eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Anyone remember this?
More ads should be like this :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the R Whites lemonade guy when he got older?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Whats he doing? Sniffing the stuff?' - Jasper Carrot, Carrot's Commercial Breakdown, I think

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a link post A bit of the ultra violence.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still don't understand why Kubrick decided to ban his own film in Britain alone.
Perhaps after the initial violence that beset the opening of A Clockwork Orange he felt that people in Britain were too socially immature to grasp the concept of the film rather than imitating it? Interesting really because the banning made it more sought after and made it a cult film when it was really rather shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post : O
it's one of my Fave's this!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..
think he had threats made against his family or something like that
 (I_am_B, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm calling fakey mcpublicito stunto

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Sun was leading a hate campaign against him and he was getting blamed for causing violence

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 6:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Proper horrorshow.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Debt Collecting "New Zealand" Style NSFW
Lady leaves an abusive message on the wrong answering machine in an effort to track down the $20 she is owed. Colourful Kiwi slang used :)
 (goatsy open wide, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Portishead "Strangers"
Gratuitous Sunday night blast from the past.
I took this album to work last week as I'd not listened to it in years. Effin' brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of doing physics A-Level
as this was the album I listened to constantly during my revision
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you remember that 'Weird Night'
I think BBC had, where they showed the x files and other stuff. They used this track for that too.
I remember that for some reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes!
Seems chunks of that are on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzits-uqM-g (see channel for more)
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well fuck me
awesome, that's a real blast from the past right there. : D cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1994! Was it that long ago?
Where are my Werther's Originals?
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Grandpa's hidden somewhere in his trousers. Why don't you come over here and see if you can find them? It can be our special secret game.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a coincidence :
so did I !
 (SquidHead, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Nigel Farrage holiday home on Ebay.......
........well, sort of......
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
fucking brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post What he said
Heard at Gatport Airwick recently, old gent staring that sign that says "United KIngdom Border" above customs, "Well at least we've got that, stop twelve million bloody Romanians getting in next year". Almost chinned the fucker...
 (groover j lazerus, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Superb shenanigans!
Fucking hell, quite a bit of time's gone into that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
after scrolling for ages I thought I must be nearing the bottom - then found I was only about a quarter of the way down the page.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do go some.
I liked the English pictures like the Queen down the bog and an 'English river full of Bulgarians'
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
that's a massive advert
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it.
And it gets you thinking: us ordinary peeps could get some property in forrin places, start developing them, make loads of money, everyone's a winner.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have done........
you can buy a chalet in Essex for 20K or a nice 3 bed in a sunny place for 15K. Council tax ........£17 p/a
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I might have a punt in the future

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Geoff Love "Space 1999"
Just for LP. For shimmying round his kitchenette to. Nice wah-wah.
The Doctor Who theme from the same LP sounds like a really mucky porno theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - reminds me of the very excellent Neil Norman and his cosmic orchestra - a tape i had as a kid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKXTGqsVtxU
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bought the Neil Norman cassette second hand in the 90s
from that day the guy became a legend.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's Neil up to at the moment? Where is he? Who is he?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want Neil Norman!
to play at my son's wedding
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
Brilliant! I had this. The cover always confused me. Which show/film was it supposed to be?!! Is that Logan or is it supposed to be Luke? Fuck knows!!....and this;
youtu.be/mpgBi9IGXyA
and this;
youtu.be/EKT_3Ltz_u0 IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE! MY EARS ARE MELTING! (But my feet are moving).
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think I was violently raped by someone called 'Geoff Love'

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a link post yeah yeah i know cardinal sin two posts in a row etc
but in this case a man with guns didnt improve the case when he was deaded on a shooting range, oh and he was possible the deadliest sniper as an iraq vetran and ex navy seal, which think is some thing like bath seal but for boats
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Read about that before, all very strange.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least he snuffed out loads of nutters.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Similar thoughts here
This argument that having everyone armed will stop lone gunmen isn't holding up too well, is it?
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that they're called SEALs
An outfit that aspires to be the most dangerous body of men on the planet, and they name themselves after something you might conceivably find in a petting zoo. It's an animal famous for the ease with which it can be clubbed to death for fuck's sake.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're also well known for balancing balls on their noses.
Just like seals.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post but would YOU dare go seal clubbing ?
and i dont mean in a arseless leather jeans gay club type of way either?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post So much...
...for good guys with guns stopping bad guys with guns.

Not that I'd consider a man reputed to have killed around 250 people without a shred of remorse or afterthought a 'good guy', but the NRA certainly would.
 (Megamoss, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to think the same way.
Being topped is not so bad, it's the way of life there.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like angel delight as my topping of choice but at a push i will settle for rice pudding but only if she has nice breasts and demands to rub the rice pudding in with them

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post i can imagine that his carefully studied lack of remorse followed some quite unpleasant during and afterthought

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 4:58, , Reply)
This is a link post 5 nights into this hostage situation,
i cant belive no one has given the kid a gun yet so he can shoot his own way out
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would hazard a guess that the father was coached into thanking the kidnapper for "looking after their son"
I suspect that it's some psychological thing to ensure the kidnapper doesn't feel some negativity. I think the father probably wanted to say much more.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post also, which piece of information would you prefer to have about a hostage situation?
that the kidnapper was a retired lorry driver, or a decorated vietnam vet?
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vietnam vet
Lorry drivers are used to be holed up for days at a time with no company.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post so that's why they're not making much progress
they should have got on the CB radio rather than shouting down a pipe
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Bandit, dis here's a smokey
now you listen good, ya hear, we want dat kiddie back else we comin' fa ya"
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jeremy VIne started his career in radio
by shouting down a drainpipe to his sister.

Truefax
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has he improved since then?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post and it wasnt his sisters drain pipe ifyou know what i mean nudge nudge wink wink

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:49, , Reply)

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