If you use this url for the vid you will get it to preview:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHVhxbtrhY
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)
i got the horn
..........._____________
..........(____________(o)
........./ and....not...a....../
......../...single...fuck..../
......./...was...given..... /
....../..that......day......./
...../____________/
....(____________(o)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)
goo.gl/1Ukp0
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Further to the Engrish DVD art link down the page.
There are some gems therein:
www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/demon-donkey.jpeg
www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/movable-stick.jpeg
www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/gangsta-chip-and-dale.jpeg
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and I still can't make head nor tails of it. Is it me or is that written really badly?
Could be Super Bowl hangover fuzziness though
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Morons smoke in airplane toilet.
Smoke was detected in the cabin, so the plane was diverted to the nearest airport. Airlines don't take risks with this. Smoke in planes is uniformly considered a potential loss of plane incident.
Morons arrested.
170 other people need to be put up in hotels for the night.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)
The family must have been quite daft to think they'd get away with it, though.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)
He is quite good at guitar considering he has such massive hands.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Can't hear the song though, no sound on work computers.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)
in a twiddly guitar kind of way
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Your talent is just outstanding, I have imbibed your visuals for too long without stating that I needed to say that. The video to audio were so well produced (*albeit not so hot audio). This perfectly describes my stepson being a 16 year old with his *we are just mates / leading him on* attention whore wished to be non-GF. I think I will loop this (in a Clockwork Orange way on his PC). Thx muchly for your time and efforts. Appreciated Maximus.
Much Luv / Terry Tibbs style.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:00, Reply)
You just needed to talk to her! She doesn't want the candy or the flowers!
Great stuff, and just in time for a rocky Valentine's Day depression.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:18, Reply)
He was playing in Oxford St Virgin Megastores, and after his set I asked him where I could find a gig because I wanted to start my career in music - he put me onto Mark Feathers, who ran a jam night in Ladbroke Grove, and I played the night every week for 3 months thanks to his introduction and have now gone on to become... a successful sound engineer instead! I never met him again after that, top bloke, very talented musician.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:44, Reply)
If you're in that part of London, come on down..
www.songkick.com/concerts/15367534-mark-abis-at-berties-bar
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)
LOL yep women are emotionless icy vending machines that you insert chocolates, flowers and niceness into, until sex falls out... and if they don't love you, well it's clearly their fault for not liking a guy as "nice" as you, as opposed to nobody's fault in particular, because as every adult person knows, love is just a chemical lottery... This kid should stop being emo and chasing uninterested women, cheer the fuck up, get out more and meet a nice girl who likes skate boards and blow jobs and get on with other more important things like education, work and fixing world hunger etc.
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to fly around the world really quickly, inexplicably reversing the Earth's rotation and even more inexplicably reversing time?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Actually the Yank's National Security Agency Operations Center.
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I would consider that lucky.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
u can hate me but do u hate squirrels
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)
thats these south african people would leave our squirells alone
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:01, Reply)
But I did used to cull them for the Forestry Commission.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I mean its hard to appreciate how large it is when it is surrounded by models at other scales.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)
No, me neither...
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)
They have to do this indoors as they're embarrassed people may see them.
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reminded me of the first minute of this :- www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLU_dAlyRz8
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I'm not afraid of my sexuality, and anyone who is is a massive gayer.
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Is this possible or did the ducks die of fright?
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to fool people on the intertubes
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
You would be surprised at the size of the spread, which over about 100 ft can be huge, depending on the shotgun and ammo used. These look pretty big, so it *could* be real.
Edit: www.firearmsid.com/A_distshotpatt.htm
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Then you need to contact Britain's very own Nazi hunter, Ian.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)
his Q&A is great.
Worst Nazi?
Hitler, without question.
Thanks Alan.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I think in terms of objectives, Hitler was probably the worlds best nazi.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
That's very good. I liked Betty Schwartz "The Truncheon of Munchen".
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)
till the same point. then i had to click through and smirked muchly at mel gibson
clicky
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:27, Reply)
"Dear Alan
I have recently discovered that my blonde haired and blue eyed girlfriend is German and may in fact be a Nazi (I recently found a copy of 'Mein Kampf' next to the Glade air freshener in the toilet and she has expressed a sudden desire to go to Dunstable). How do I confront her on this and can she be tried for war crimes?
Regards"
I await the reply - these things are very important.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)
"while a few remained in Europe, opening shops or working as doctors, chemists, accountants, architects and doctors."
lay off the doctors dude
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:10, Reply)
Off someones channel, not mine, nothing to do with me. Contains rock music and just a dash of addness to make me laugh.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)
PlayStation 4 reveal event will be livestreamed.
I hope the Xbox reveal is soon after!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)
don't we all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Yay.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I'm excited about the new xbox though. I'm a PC gamer through and through but I love my xbox for video streaming, netflix and the like.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)
The price is a fucking huge difference. The graphics card alone for a top of the range PC gaming machine would cost the price of a top of the line console. And for that you're getting something that you can pick up and play, and not have to install loads of bollocks, that's gotta count for something.
Plus there's been talk of the next gen consoles being pretty awesome.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)
a) Doesn't get viruses, b) Isn't a multipurpose device, c) has a kid proof interface, d) doesn't take up more than a little space under the TV.
I love PC gaming but consoles have a totally acceptable place in the living/play room. A PC lives in a study (or a geeks bedroom).
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)
my desktop PC sounds like a hand dryer, leaves your ears ringing after a whole day of sitting near it.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)
My PC is no noisier than my old Xbox 360.
Virus wise, well common sense deals with that.
Price? Sure my graphics card cost around £380
However games on pc are much cheaper and that's
not even counting steam sales.
Speaking of steam, they're creating a tv friendly interface.
I'll build a steam box rather than splash nearly £500 on a locked console.
PS3 Linux anyone?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:44, Reply)
*click.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)
They're really upset today about this woman's 'shocking rant' about forrins coming over here and using our NHS without paying taxes: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273150/Rant-woman-Suffolk-students-Spain-Nigeria-Ipswich-Hospital.html#axzz2JwDREzRX
I wonder where she'd have got an idea like that from?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
also... why do people always get their fucking phone out?! Why not have the balls to confront her and explain in as big-a-words as possible how she hasn't got a fucking clue
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)
is the 21st century substitute for telling someone to their face.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)
in what way has she not got a clue?
she may be rude and unpleasant, but her general point was that these people are using the NHS without contributing towards it, which is a fact.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Why the fuck do I pay taxes so these child scroungers can get free healthcare? Cunts.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I'm not even going to pretend I think you believe that's a sensible point.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)
but she didn't know that when she started on them. She basically assumed that because someone looked African, they were on benefits and didn't work. Also, what pobblepob said.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)
you're assuming that.
she may well have heard them talking and noted their accents.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)
well at least one of them and probably both are full-time international students. The Spanish one is allowed to work here but the Nigerian one I am not sure about. Either way, if they pay tax they won't pay much. Also, if you can afford £13k a year for education fees, you can afford another £1k for private medical cover.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)
is that when the woman started ranting at them, she didn't know what their circumstances were. They might well have economic migrants who were working full time and paying tax. Her logic appears to have been 'There's a brown person with an accent. Bloody scrounger!', which is a bit off.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)
I love the way it says the victims were scared, they were laughing!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)
is never to put your balls in an empty jar. See if you can figure out why.
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(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)
to be honest, I don't really need a reason to not put my balls in a marmite jar.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)
of the "one man one jar" video when reading your post.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Did you think you had destroyed all record of your mishap?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Makes you sad that the good die young. But happy that he was here at all.
Not sure how long it will stay up so grab while you can.
(he's not dead btw - but has been diagnosed with terminal cancer)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kMJyeoBX6g
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Also best fight scene in any film ever made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-MVMbm6c0k NSFW
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)
and yes, best fight ever, lasts about 4 days.
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www.trickortreatstudios.com/hellboy_full_head_halloween_mask.html
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:45, Reply)
www.trickortreatstudios.com/sea_hag_full_head_halloween_mask.html
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