Leonardo DiCaprio - King of Method Acting
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While filming the tense dinner table scene in Django Unchained, Leonardo DiCaprio broke a glass and cut his hand. Despite bleeding shooting continued, the take ultimately being incorporated in the final film. Here now is the original coverage of the incident.
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He's not that good, or he would have actually died in Titanic.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:09,
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And Romeo and Juliet
and The Quick and the Dead. He's a bit shit really.
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Jeccius PS3 Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:50,
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I was quite impressed when I heard it
But then I also realised that he smeared his actual blood on the face of the actress in the scene (forget her name)...which is a bit fucking weird. Very Artaudian, but he was a bit fucking weird as well.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:15,
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Good film, loved him in it too.
Joaquin Phoenix puts him to shame in The Master though, he kicked the shit out of himself in that film, also smashed up a toilet (which wasn't in the script) which he got in quite a bit of trouble over.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:27,
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YES!
That was one of the best performances I have ever seen. I loved that film.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:34,
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His performance in it was just astounding.
ACTING!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:39,
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Not half as good as Gavin Rossdale in that one Burn Notice episode.
bit.ly/Upic6N
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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Not a patch on this guy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iC45-tMR34
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:25,
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None can compare to Brandon Lee
Although getting shot while filming your last scene isn't an very enduring party trick.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:41,
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It's worth seeing just for his performance, it's a masterclass.
Couldn't take my eyes off him.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:47,
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Don't forget Philp Seymour Hoffman
he was amazing too, oh what an AMAZING film!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:15,
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The King?
Hmmm.
Heath Ledger actually went nuts.
Daniel Day Lewis cooked his own dinners and killed everything he hate on LoTM and did some crazy cool things in my left foot. Went mad in Abe I hear too.
But the kings are surely Robert de Niro (in Raging Bull) and Marlon Brando (in everything he did).
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zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:47,
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Love the story of DDL in My Left Foot when they were trying to renegotiate his contract and he wouldn't come out of character:
"Daniel!!! You're going to lose loads of money!!!"
"Mngngnghhhhh....."
"Are you listening to me!?!"
"Mmmmnnghghghhhh...."
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:51,
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Did you see him on Breakfast telly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N71cB60AyCU
He is a great actor but god he talks about his 'art' like a wank filled donut.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:03,
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Fair enough I say
There are few enough people who give a fuck about what they do and to get somebody who actually does what they do well and takes pride in it, I think is a positive. Especially in his industry, where wank filled doughnuts are rife; at least he fills his own (if not spelling it correctly)
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zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:30,
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I don't mind it don't get me wrong
he just fulfills all the criteria for 'wank filled donut' as far as I know. Doesn't stop me laughing at the acty wank he spews though. With all due respect.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:06,
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meh, I appreciate good acting, but actors in general have a tendency to see their profession as somehow more elevated, noble and important than most when in reality most actors work on commercially-driven rather than artistically-driven projects almost all of the time.
TLDR: AaC.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:21,
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Haha
I love that story too, I especially like that you have the actual legal transcript :)
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zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:04,
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Beef Wellington
Rar-man break, twizzles & awesome vocals...
this is bad-ass!
WARNING! not to be heard whilst even slightly near mind altering drugs.
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war3n3xt 's 88 m3ltdown, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:53,
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Shocking documentary about more church abuse of women in Ireland
Report out tomorrow.
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:46,
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That is really hard to watch. So many untold stories.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:57,
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Yup
How they survive, those that did,is incredible.
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:32,
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Thanks for posting.
The church is withering here and for something like that video, I'm glad of it. The power they had was awful, taking advantage of poverty.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Horrendously wrong University Challenge answer
Your starter for ten: Timothy Dalton, Orson Welles, Toby Stephens and Michael Fassbender are among the actors who have played which romantic figure, the creation of Charlotte Bronte?
Apologies for poor quality.
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Malchickles, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:39,
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There's a screen at the end of the tunnel!
Move towards the screen!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:40,
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A face-palming Paxman replaces Saint Peter and the pearly gates?
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:46,
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Inspector what?
And what's the correct answer, anyway?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:22,
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Widow Twanky
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:28,
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Saw Ian Mckellen playing Widow Twanky a few years back
Don't think I've ever seen a stage actor look so happy.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:43,
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No way! Really?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:21,
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I saw Brian Blessed
playing the Baron of Vulgaria in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I had no idea he'd be in it and may have let out a yelp of delight when I realised it was him.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:03,
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I correctly thought "that bloke from Jane Eyre".
Then had to look up the name.
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Heathcliffe
the fat ginger cat that isn't Garfield
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:06,
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A squirrel with a huge head
LOOK! Its funny isn't it.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:29,
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That is just silly. Would have been cool if it was a zombie mask or some shit.
There is an awful lot of squirrel around here at the moment, why is that?
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:35,
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They can smell nuts
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:35,
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All coppers are bastards?
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:46,
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All Catholics are Bonkers.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:21,
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Arse Cheese..Any Biters?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:41,
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Re: Paul Harvey video below
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Fuck America. We've got Brian, and he's had his electricity cut off.
I found this video touching and moving.
*nsfw as Brian has a bit of a potty mouth.
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3:12 i had to stop it.
he was ruining my good mood.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:39,
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you should see the one for Stay Another Day
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:37,
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big dumb american (probably) vs lots of lil Mr Miyagis
ive been thinking alot about Aikido recently. im sceptical, but interested in equal amounts. given the fact that most b3tans are probably scrawny or obese IT nerds (as am I and the other people from here i konw), thought it might be of interest. now lets go kick some meat heads arse
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i suppose complaining about the length of a video on the internet makes a change from just saying glass cock/ fake n gay/ CaC / DaC / in communist russia dumb is you / etc.
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condensed version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGL_vNtelrM
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Shinigawa This isn't going to have a happy ending., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:42,
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Have you ever killed a man with your bare hands?
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:55,
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Would you kill to handle a bare man?
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Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:14,
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I would man handle a bear to kill.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:18,
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It's a very real martial art.
Through use of momentum and joint locks it's very possible to chuck people about like that. I did judo for 8 years and it has similar principles.
I'd avoid ki aikido or anything that claims to use ki or chi to knock people over from a distance. That's just bollocks as this video will demonstrate... www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I
The thing you have to think about is what you want to learn it for. As a martial artist I prefer the striking arts more, I don't like the 'peaceful' self defence techniques. Some of them are hard to apply under pressure and rely on you holding the person there until help comes. Not very useful if they have a mate with them.
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Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:20,
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yeah ive always been a muay thai man m'self. very basic set of moves, just lots of hitting pads and sparring, but i gave up a few years back when i realised my body couldnt really take it any more. gone for indoor climbing and kite boarding instead, but theres something quite appealing about Aikido. more a mental thing than anything else from the looks of it.
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I liked Aikido because there were 'gears in the box'
What I mean is that each technique can be used to an appropriate level. If all you need is to get your attacker to back down by applying pain, that's what you do. If you need them to be incapacitated, that's what you do. If you need to break bones, that's what you do. The hard bit is getting the techniques ingrained into your muscle memory so they just happen without having to think - but that applies to all martial arts.
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cool, theres a place nearish to me im thinking about gong to, im right on the boarder of london and surrey. any idea how much a lesson should cost? (pounds sterling)
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In Manchester for an hour and a half's lesson I pay about a fiver.
Depends on the lesson though, some of the advanced classes cost a bit more.
Some clubs try to tie you in on gym style membership contracts though, so be wary of that.
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Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:57,
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Kickboxing is what I do now with some Lau Gar kung fu mixed in for the self defense side and weapons.
You might enjoy kung fu too. Very technical, still striking based but not quite as intense on the shin bones. It's also pretty nasty from a fighting point of view. A lot of joint destruction, soft tissue damage and buggering up people's tendons.
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Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:49,
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im currently tossing up aikido and jiujitsu, i cant unlearn muay thai, ive tried many times, instructors just get pissed off with me. if i was to do it all again, maybe capoeira as you learn to woo the ladies in clubs with your mad b-boy skillz at the same time but im too old to learn that :D
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oh and....
my scepticism comes from the whole if somebody is grabbing you, why dont they just let go and smack you in the face. from watching the video (yes all 44 minutes and 1 second) i get the impression you have to be quick enough for somebody not to realise what is happening and make their body react almost subliminally.
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In all of the techniques I was taught the first thing you do is strike* - then apply the technique
* As the chief instructor - the late, great Tom Moss - said 'Just to get their attention'.
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Attention? Or a distraction!
Nothing takes the mind off what you're doing to their arms more than a squishy nose.
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Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:52,
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i don't know how those techniques work in Aikido
they're descended from some Chinese martial arts stuff that is called qin na, which I have trained a bit. Before any of the fancy business starts in those grabbing applications, the person doing the technique traps the hand so it can't be pulled away (if that doesn't work people train other options). Its utility has to do with moving towards a more advantageous situation than you'd be in if you just wriggled your hand free. And yeah, it's pretty hard to do properly!
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Did it briefly...
...a few useful things can be learned early on - mainly involving getting out of people grabbing you and finger/wrist locks. But translating it to the real world is far more difficult than other combative martial arts and it's generally less useful than more aggressive styles.
There's a reason why there aren't any aikido practitioners in MMA (aside from the fact that small joint locks aren't allowed), even in the early days when there were very few rules it was mainly kickbboxers/wrestlers/Jiu Jitsu/Judo practitioners.
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Aikido isn't the best tool in the box for MMA.
The assumption for Aikido would be multiple attackers all with swords.
MMA and rolling on the ground isn't the right tool for that situation.
And despite what Draconacticus thinks about 'KI' (which is wrong) I did Gracie Jiu-Jitsu back when that was the thing and Ki Aikido works as I do that too. Looks shite on film I grant you.
Different class each evening so must have been doing MMA by accident.
Systema isn't used in MMA as one guy would be dead. That would be a crap sport. Systema was fun. Good strikes.
I'm off the belief that there is no such thing as A "style" they are all focused aspects of the same thing.
Get a teacher that is not a wanker. Don't stay in the class if you get hurt too often cos one training partner is a knob.
No matter what you pick. I've made the best friends from doing Martial arts. Start NOW for that reason alone.
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This is why you drive carefully on narrow country lanes
Dunno if this is in Britain, mind.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:38,
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I know
When I was living in Cheshire I saw plenty of maniacs driving around the countryside. Some real lucky escapes quite a few times. Luckily never saw a bad crash but fuck me some were close.
You'd think they'd have more sense what with being brought up in a place like that. Overtaking on bends is a fucking stupid thing to do at the best of times. Cunts.
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:43,
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Agreed.
Used to take the bike out on numerous quiet roads where I'd often encounter people driving like they were involved in some sort of dare. Wankers.
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sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:13,
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I just hate it when I hear these
kind of pricks have killed some poor bastard.
How fucking thick can you be to not realise how dangerous a car is FFS.
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:26,
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Yup
Some of those in cars are real dicks.
www.prochan.com/embed?f=fe1_1340735132
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:35,
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That combine totally missed the motorcycle
We'll need to install a larger cutting blade.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:43,
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You have to raise your expectations
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqDCCTCYTNI
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:55,
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Just out of curiousity,
Can you actually , legally own one of these in the US?
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:57,
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I'm sure you can, but you'd need a serious license for it. Likely only military and/or defense contractors
You could not use it in the US except for Defense approved ranges. Although I did see where the Department of Homeland Security ordered 1.4 billion rounds of ammo recently, so maybe they intend to use it on the average citizen.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:59,
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This is exactly how I imagine 1970s UK would have been.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:13,
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Hahaha!
I can imagine it bellowing "KNEEL!"
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:23,
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He should have folded his blades up, but that would ruin the fun.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:42,
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Superbowl ad for Dodge Trucks: God Made A Farmer
I'm the first generation on either side of my family to not be raised on a farm. I did, however, spend every summer on a farm and busted my hump trying to keep up with basic daily activities.
I found this touching and moving.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:22,
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My dad used to always say to me: don't change horses in mid stream.
Now he just keeps on telling me i'm adopted.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:32,
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I'm sure it's only because if a person tells themselves that enough they actually start to believe it.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:34,
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Hogwash.
Manipulative drivel voiced by a right wing dick named Paul Harvey.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Huh?
What does politics have to do with this? It is about farmers, and trucks.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:36,
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I can't watch the tv spot without thinking
of what a huge Dick he was so it's political for me.
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O... K...
*steps away slowly*
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:41,
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In fact, the spot was incredibly sappy
very much like the Bud horsey commercial. I would have liked it if the horse ran after the original owner and wound up biting his head off for giving him away in the first place.
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Go & do some of your hip-hop rapping in that very gay tight tshirt.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:25, Reply)
It shows off my nipple rings and my G tube.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:27,
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I don't believe he reads my posts anymore. Something about me being something.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:37,
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He doesn't read mine either, I have him on ignore.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:56,
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really?
I don't see why anyone would have anyone else on ignore, unless it the tattoo face guy or something. You miss out on half the stuff posted.
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A gastric feeding tube apparently.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:39,
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You do NOT put IV fluid into a G-tube.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:42,
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So i'm not adopted?
Why would Paul Harvey start these rumours? I don't even know who he is.
What a cunt.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:38,
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The right wing will just not leave you alone!
And your left wing will not leave your peeeenis alone.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:39,
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Paul Harvey obviously just wants you for him self.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:26,
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Well he can just get in line with the rest of us.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:29,
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It can't be much fun doing that all the time, probably why many farmers top themselves.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:33, Reply)
havent seen this one yet,
will watch later. the dumb budweiser one made me cry last night.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:34,
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Did the Brooklyn Steamers win last night?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:39,
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No - the albequerque hobo pisspuddles won
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:43,
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What? AGAIN?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:46,
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It was a victory for freedom.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:47,
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Albuquerque's team is the Isotopes you idjit.
The hobo pisspuddlers are from Clovis, NM
Sheesh.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:58,
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i would not know,
i watched the puppy bowl. Marta won MVP. :)
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:05,
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That one IS good
My daughter was sick last night so we stayed home alone and watched "Black Stallion". Also a good one.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:39,
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The Scientology one made me HOWL
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:42,
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I think you'll find it's the moon doing that
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:44,
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Put it back in your pants, Bucko
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:01,
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I'm going to go get my hearing tested
I didn't hear the part about injecting animals with growth hormones, and liberal spraying of chemicals on to crops.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:26, Reply)
or the bit about incest, alchoholism, and suicide.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:21,
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Or all the nuclear filings in the drinking water
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:38,
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Oh, I see, sarcasm
Except what I mentioned aren't conspiracy theories.
90+% of US beef contains 6 or more growth hormones. In dairy cows, this leads to comparatively large amounts of pus and blood cells in milk (compared to the UK, where the hormones are banned). Unlike in the UK, in the US hens aren't vaccinated against salmonella, so runny yolks are hazardous to pregnant women. Loose regulation of pesticides caused massive environmental problems before the millennium, and nitrogen-rich fertilisers (similarly ill-regulated) being washed off into nearby watercourses is causing problems now.
The US might call UK food bad, but in terms of ingredient quality, the UK wins hands down.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:35, Reply)
Feast - full movie
Good fun film this if you haven't seen it. : )
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:41,
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I might check that out later.
Cheers
www.imdb.com/title/tt0426459/?ref_=sr_1
Edit: so many good films on youtube now, just at a glance I can see dune, scanners, the waterboy, maximum overdrive, they live, the mist, judge dredd....
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:01,
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yes there are
seems to be a lot more these days. Saw Alligator was there as well :D
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:38,
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Pretty good fun, that film.
Strictly yer popcorn nonsense sorta stuff, and loses steam at the end, but an enjoyable monster flick.
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sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:14,
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I was always a fan of '19 bottles of milk on your doorstep'
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The Great Architect B3ta: Challenges from twitter hashtag games since, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:42,
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It's a damned shame they fell out.
I'd have loved another series of Still Game.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:45,
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Reporter loved up by father of shady car dealer and overall fraudster
It ain't easy!
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:26,
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Home of the brave.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:35,
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No dysfunction spanning generations in that family, no sir!
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:36,
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If only they both had guns.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:42,
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The thing about this is...
whatever the son has done (we have no back story), the reporter has gone there for a bite and got one. He's desperate for that guy to hit him so he's got a good vid with his probably bit shit story. Egg anyone on enough and they'll usually bite, especially family of the "accused".
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:45,
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I always think of that when I see someone get socked by a police after they've been provoking the hell out of them.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:54,
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Doug Stanhope - America is Great.
NSFW
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:25,
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Does everyone on here like him?
I think he's a whinging cunt.
LOL - He's drunk and irate and displeased with the system! Thats sooo funny!
Mind you - i was never into bill hicks either.
I like brooker though. He's also a whinging cunt, but he's funny.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:30,
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Different strokes and all that.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:36,
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He can be brilliant
but his backing down to that shouty radio DJ and piss poor performance on last weeks Charlie Brooker has made me doubt him
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:38,
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He's brilliant live, i think he needs to step back from the spokesperson role a bit.
He's a comedian whose comedy deals with a bit of social commentary and observation, i think he may be taking it a bit too seriously though, stick to the comedy.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:42,
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Try to learn to laugh at yourself
And do your little bit to stop him thinking all Brits are like you.
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i nearly posted this on friday. :)
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:35,
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That's the most dubious GC call ever.
:D
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:37,
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:(
i am lame skelly. can't help it. i am going to go cry now.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:14,
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*offers used tissue*
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:28,
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*sniff*
thanks Bready.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:35,
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Can i have the tissue back when you're done?
I'm not quite finished mopping up here.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:40,
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of course...
though it is a bit useless now.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:47,
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That's ok, i'll have it back.
I promise i'm not going to drape it over my face and touch myself whilst tasting your tears.
Pinky promise.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:53,
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good. :)
...though i suppose that is better than what you normally do with used tissues.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:58,
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I have already eaten today.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:59,
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now you have a snack for tomorrow.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:07,
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*puts in lunchbox*
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:29,
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I live in Oakland, California.
EDIT: And would be happy to show b3tans around. Gaz me. For reference, San Francisco, Oakland, Berkeley, and Napa Valley are all within driving distance. Silicon Valley is in the south bay.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 5:25,
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GTA IV still looks great after all these years
The level of detail in the game world, and some of the tech things in it like the shadows, lighting and the dynamic physics based animation were way ahead of their time.
Cant ruddy wait for GTA V
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:25,
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Fair comment, very true.
But I found the game greatly lacking in actual, y'know, fun. Getting phone calls off idiots and dealing with shite traffic is real life, don't want it in a game. Less pixel fetishism, more jetpacks!
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sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:08,
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That's what saints row and just cause is for
I loved GTA 4 for its more realistic nature
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:39,
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I could never get past the drunken hovercrafts that they use for cars
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simbosan, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:08,
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Was searching
Clingon porn and came across this app, any Trekkies out there try it?
SFW
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:09,
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Clingons?
Are they at war with the Ferenji and the Romyoulans?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:16,
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Aha, when Clinton
Came up on my auto correct, I should have sussed my typo
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:18,
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You should have corrected it to read Clinton porn
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:31,
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I like it when a Clingfoil Warbudgie goes into Cloak
Also the app is not available on the UK site
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:25,
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not sure which would be more disturbing
Klingon or Clinton porn. :S
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:36,
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Inter Clinton Clingon porn,
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:43,
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o_0
clingon.urbanup.com/32891
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:48,
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Yeah that term is standard in the UK.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:56,
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like i said...
disturbing.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:57,
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Left A Jar
I made this!
A 3 minute short film about a young man and his battle with a jar of honey.
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great dialogue. I enjoyed that, nice work.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:01,
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I'll admit, I didn't think you would stick THAT in the jar.
*click*
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:05,
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You use the name Pissflaps at weekends?
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=82184&board=links&start=10
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:13,
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I've never tried doing that to a thread
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:18,
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And yet that's where the romance of the piece comes from. The unexpected penetration of the jar. Am I right?
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Is it just me or is he turning the lid the wrong way all those years?
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The vagaries of working security
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:55,
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Wow, I take the weekend off and I miss everything
*shoves*
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:59,
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Were you on Mars this last week with no Internet?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:11,
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IRL
I can testify that it truly exists.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:14,
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Dey tooork are jerbs!!
Derpa derp.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:54,
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DEE DIKURR DUUUUURRRB!
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:57,
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static.fjcdn.com/pictures/derp_6538bf_1688208.jpg
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:19,
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Image searching derp on google is strangely satisfying
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:59,
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He tuuurk mhr buuurrrll!!!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:13,
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I got chastised for 'Derping' here a while back
4chan was mentioned...
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It always seems to contain a lot of
That chap off Twilight with his eyes photoshopped crossed.
(Edit: I do apologize; I was of course thinking of Google images for "herp derp", which is cumplurtleh durfruhnt.)
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I see these guys out doing this all the time for pizza and oil changes.
It never makes me want to go in, just honk at them.
The good thing is that it gets really cold where I live so I only have to endure them about 4 months of the year.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:04,
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my only experience of these guys was in DC i think.
It was actually kind of fascinating - both their technique and the fact that they thought it was effective advertising.
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The oil change guys just get out there and wave.
I suppose thought "I'm not having these goons sit around on down time and text their girlfriends, they're at least going to look like they're doing something."
Or it is done to publicly humiliate problem employees.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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South Park joke:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:38,
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