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This is a link post Leonardo DiCaprio - King of Method Acting NSFW
While filming the tense dinner table scene in Django Unchained, Leonardo DiCaprio broke a glass and cut his hand. Despite bleeding shooting continued, the take ultimately being incorporated in the final film. Here now is the original coverage of the incident.
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This is a normal post Actors are so bloody brave!

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This is a normal post He's not that good, or he would have actually died in Titanic.

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This is a normal post And Romeo and Juliet
and The Quick and the Dead. He's a bit shit really.
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Romeo and Juliet
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This is a normal post I was quite impressed when I heard it
But then I also realised that he smeared his actual blood on the face of the actress in the scene (forget her name)...which is a bit fucking weird. Very Artaudian, but he was a bit fucking weird as well.
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Was it Kerry Washington he did that to?
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This is a normal post Yeah, thasserface.

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This is a normal post Good film, loved him in it too.
Joaquin Phoenix puts him to shame in The Master though, he kicked the shit out of himself in that film, also smashed up a toilet (which wasn't in the script) which he got in quite a bit of trouble over.
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This is a normal post YES!
That was one of the best performances I have ever seen. I loved that film.
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This is a normal post His performance in it was just astounding.
ACTING!
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This is a normal post Not half as good as Gavin Rossdale in that one Burn Notice episode.
bit.ly/Upic6N
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This is a normal post Not a patch on this guy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iC45-tMR34
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horrific.
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This is a normal post None can compare to Brandon Lee
Although getting shot while filming your last scene isn't an very enduring party trick.
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I still haven't seen The Master. Thanks for reminding me.
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This is a normal post It's worth seeing just for his performance, it's a masterclass.
Couldn't take my eyes off him.
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This is a normal post Don't forget Philp Seymour Hoffman
he was amazing too, oh what an AMAZING film!
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This is a normal post The King?
Hmmm.

Heath Ledger actually went nuts.
Daniel Day Lewis cooked his own dinners and killed everything he hate on LoTM and did some crazy cool things in my left foot. Went mad in Abe I hear too.
But the kings are surely Robert de Niro (in Raging Bull) and Marlon Brando (in everything he did).
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Love the story of DDL in My Left Foot when they were trying to renegotiate his contract and he wouldn't come out of character:

"Daniel!!! You're going to lose loads of money!!!"
"Mngngnghhhhh....."
"Are you listening to me!?!"
"Mmmmnnghghghhhh...."
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This is a normal post Did you see him on Breakfast telly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N71cB60AyCU
He is a great actor but god he talks about his 'art' like a wank filled donut.
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This is a normal post Fair enough I say
There are few enough people who give a fuck about what they do and to get somebody who actually does what they do well and takes pride in it, I think is a positive. Especially in his industry, where wank filled doughnuts are rife; at least he fills his own (if not spelling it correctly)
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This is a normal post I could go for a wank filled doughnut right about now.

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This is a normal post I don't mind it don't get me wrong
he just fulfills all the criteria for 'wank filled donut' as far as I know. Doesn't stop me laughing at the acty wank he spews though. With all due respect.
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meh, I appreciate good acting, but actors in general have a tendency to see their profession as somehow more elevated, noble and important than most when in reality most actors work on commercially-driven rather than artistically-driven projects almost all of the time.

TLDR: AaC.
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This is a normal post Haha
I love that story too, I especially like that you have the actual legal transcript :)
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This is a link post Beef Wellington
Rar-man break, twizzles & awesome vocals...

this is bad-ass!

WARNING! not to be heard whilst even slightly near mind altering drugs.
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This is a link post Shocking documentary about more church abuse of women in Ireland
Report out tomorrow.
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This is a normal post That is really hard to watch. So many untold stories.

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This is a normal post Yup
How they survive, those that did,is incredible.
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This is a normal post Thanks for posting.
The church is withering here and for something like that video, I'm glad of it. The power they had was awful, taking advantage of poverty.
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This is a link post Horrendously wrong University Challenge answer
Your starter for ten: Timothy Dalton, Orson Welles, Toby Stephens and Michael Fassbender are among the actors who have played which romantic figure, the creation of Charlotte Bronte?
Apologies for poor quality.
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This is a normal post There's a screen at the end of the tunnel!
Move towards the screen!
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This is a normal post A face-palming Paxman replaces Saint Peter and the pearly gates?

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This is a normal post James Bond, obviously.

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This is a normal post That was my first thought.

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This is a normal post Inspector what?
And what's the correct answer, anyway?
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This is a normal post Widow Twanky

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This is a normal post Saw Ian Mckellen playing Widow Twanky a few years back
Don't think I've ever seen a stage actor look so happy.
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This is a normal post No way! Really?

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This is a normal post Yep :D

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This is a normal post I saw Brian Blessed
playing the Baron of Vulgaria in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I had no idea he'd be in it and may have let out a yelp of delight when I realised it was him.
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This is a normal post I correctly thought "that bloke from Jane Eyre".
Then had to look up the name.
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This is a normal post Heathcliffe
the fat ginger cat that isn't Garfield
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This is a link post The gentle sweet lady of New Zealand
Got the wrong number
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This is a link post A squirrel with a huge head
LOOK! Its funny isn't it.
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This is a normal post That is just silly. Would have been cool if it was a zombie mask or some shit.
There is an awful lot of squirrel around here at the moment, why is that?
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This is a normal post They can smell nuts

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This is a normal post *zips up*
*scarpers*
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This is a normal post ACAB

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This is a normal post All coppers are bastards?

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This is a normal post Yes.

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This is a normal post A Cat Ate Barney?

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This is a normal post All Catholics are Bonkers.

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This is a normal post Arse Cheese..Any Biters?

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This is a normal post AbraCadABra!

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdQWtc6PoIg
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This is a link post Re: Paul Harvey video below NSFW
Fuck America. We've got Brian, and he's had his electricity cut off.


I found this video touching and moving.


*nsfw as Brian has a bit of a potty mouth.
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This is a normal post 3:12 i had to stop it.
he was ruining my good mood.
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This is a normal post Actually it's a very depressing video

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This is a normal post you should see the one for Stay Another Day

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This is a link post big dumb american (probably) vs lots of lil Mr Miyagis
ive been thinking alot about Aikido recently. im sceptical, but interested in equal amounts. given the fact that most b3tans are probably scrawny or obese IT nerds (as am I and the other people from here i konw), thought it might be of interest. now lets go kick some meat heads arse
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This is a normal post Forty-four minutes long

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This is a normal post And 1 second.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNeC5xT5Z9A
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i suppose complaining about the length of a video on the internet makes a change from just saying glass cock/ fake n gay/ CaC / DaC / in communist russia dumb is you / etc.
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This is a normal post Who was complaining?

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This is a normal post condensed version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGL_vNtelrM
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This is a normal post Aikido is very useful
Studied it for 16 years
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This is a normal post Have you ever killed a man with your bare hands?

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This is a normal post Yes.

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This is a normal post when?

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This is a normal post No

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This is a normal post I am disapoint.

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This is a normal post Would you kill to handle a bare man?

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This is a normal post I would man handle a bear to kill.

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This is a normal post It's a very real martial art.
Through use of momentum and joint locks it's very possible to chuck people about like that. I did judo for 8 years and it has similar principles.

I'd avoid ki aikido or anything that claims to use ki or chi to knock people over from a distance. That's just bollocks as this video will demonstrate... www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

The thing you have to think about is what you want to learn it for. As a martial artist I prefer the striking arts more, I don't like the 'peaceful' self defence techniques. Some of them are hard to apply under pressure and rely on you holding the person there until help comes. Not very useful if they have a mate with them.
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yeah ive always been a muay thai man m'self. very basic set of moves, just lots of hitting pads and sparring, but i gave up a few years back when i realised my body couldnt really take it any more. gone for indoor climbing and kite boarding instead, but theres something quite appealing about Aikido. more a mental thing than anything else from the looks of it.
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This is a normal post I liked Aikido because there were 'gears in the box'
What I mean is that each technique can be used to an appropriate level. If all you need is to get your attacker to back down by applying pain, that's what you do. If you need them to be incapacitated, that's what you do. If you need to break bones, that's what you do. The hard bit is getting the techniques ingrained into your muscle memory so they just happen without having to think - but that applies to all martial arts.
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cool, theres a place nearish to me im thinking about gong to, im right on the boarder of london and surrey. any idea how much a lesson should cost? (pounds sterling)
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This is a normal post In Manchester for an hour and a half's lesson I pay about a fiver.
Depends on the lesson though, some of the advanced classes cost a bit more.

Some clubs try to tie you in on gym style membership contracts though, so be wary of that.
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This is a normal post Kickboxing is what I do now with some Lau Gar kung fu mixed in for the self defense side and weapons.
You might enjoy kung fu too. Very technical, still striking based but not quite as intense on the shin bones. It's also pretty nasty from a fighting point of view. A lot of joint destruction, soft tissue damage and buggering up people's tendons.
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im currently tossing up aikido and jiujitsu, i cant unlearn muay thai, ive tried many times, instructors just get pissed off with me. if i was to do it all again, maybe capoeira as you learn to woo the ladies in clubs with your mad b-boy skillz at the same time but im too old to learn that :D
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This is a normal post oh and....
my scepticism comes from the whole if somebody is grabbing you, why dont they just let go and smack you in the face. from watching the video (yes all 44 minutes and 1 second) i get the impression you have to be quick enough for somebody not to realise what is happening and make their body react almost subliminally.
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This is a normal post In all of the techniques I was taught the first thing you do is strike* - then apply the technique
* As the chief instructor - the late, great Tom Moss - said 'Just to get their attention'.
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This is a normal post Attention? Or a distraction!
Nothing takes the mind off what you're doing to their arms more than a squishy nose.
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This is a normal post i don't know how those techniques work in Aikido
they're descended from some Chinese martial arts stuff that is called qin na, which I have trained a bit. Before any of the fancy business starts in those grabbing applications, the person doing the technique traps the hand so it can't be pulled away (if that doesn't work people train other options). Its utility has to do with moving towards a more advantageous situation than you'd be in if you just wriggled your hand free. And yeah, it's pretty hard to do properly!
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This is a normal post Did it briefly...
...a few useful things can be learned early on - mainly involving getting out of people grabbing you and finger/wrist locks. But translating it to the real world is far more difficult than other combative martial arts and it's generally less useful than more aggressive styles.

There's a reason why there aren't any aikido practitioners in MMA (aside from the fact that small joint locks aren't allowed), even in the early days when there were very few rules it was mainly kickbboxers/wrestlers/Jiu Jitsu/Judo practitioners.
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This is a normal post Aikido isn't the best tool in the box for MMA.
The assumption for Aikido would be multiple attackers all with swords.
MMA and rolling on the ground isn't the right tool for that situation.
And despite what Draconacticus thinks about 'KI' (which is wrong) I did Gracie Jiu-Jitsu back when that was the thing and Ki Aikido works as I do that too. Looks shite on film I grant you.
Different class each evening so must have been doing MMA by accident.

Systema isn't used in MMA as one guy would be dead. That would be a crap sport. Systema was fun. Good strikes.

I'm off the belief that there is no such thing as A "style" they are all focused aspects of the same thing.
Get a teacher that is not a wanker. Don't stay in the class if you get hurt too often cos one training partner is a knob.

No matter what you pick. I've made the best friends from doing Martial arts. Start NOW for that reason alone.
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This is a link post This is why you drive carefully on narrow country lanes
Dunno if this is in Britain, mind.
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This is a normal post I know
When I was living in Cheshire I saw plenty of maniacs driving around the countryside. Some real lucky escapes quite a few times. Luckily never saw a bad crash but fuck me some were close.

You'd think they'd have more sense what with being brought up in a place like that. Overtaking on bends is a fucking stupid thing to do at the best of times. Cunts.
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This is a normal post Agreed.
Used to take the bike out on numerous quiet roads where I'd often encounter people driving like they were involved in some sort of dare. Wankers.
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This is a normal post I just hate it when I hear these
kind of pricks have killed some poor bastard.
How fucking thick can you be to not realise how dangerous a car is FFS.
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This is a normal post Yup
Some of those in cars are real dicks.
www.prochan.com/embed?f=fe1_1340735132
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This is a normal post That combine totally missed the motorcycle
We'll need to install a larger cutting blade.
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This is a normal post And AR-15's!
sorry, couldn't resist =)
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This is a normal post You have to raise your expectations
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqDCCTCYTNI
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This is a normal post Just out of curiousity,
Can you actually , legally own one of these in the US?
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This is a normal post I'm sure you can, but you'd need a serious license for it. Likely only military and/or defense contractors
You could not use it in the US except for Defense approved ranges. Although I did see where the Department of Homeland Security ordered 1.4 billion rounds of ammo recently, so maybe they intend to use it on the average citizen.
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This is a normal post fucking hell.

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This is a normal post I know, cool huh?

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This is a normal post Yeah.

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This is a normal post There's only one solution
The bagger 288
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This is a normal post no it needs more\/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc
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This is a normal post This is exactly how I imagine 1970s UK would have been.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It was nowhere near that good.

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This is a normal post for a start most of was still in black and white

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This is a normal post Hahaha!
I can imagine it bellowing "KNEEL!"
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This is a normal post He should have folded his blades up, but that would ruin the fun.

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This is a link post Superbowl ad for Dodge Trucks: God Made A Farmer
I'm the first generation on either side of my family to not be raised on a farm. I did, however, spend every summer on a farm and busted my hump trying to keep up with basic daily activities.

I found this touching and moving.
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This is a normal post My dad used to always say to me: don't change horses in mid stream.
Now he just keeps on telling me i'm adopted.
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This is a normal post I'm sure it's only because if a person tells themselves that enough they actually start to believe it.

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This is a normal post Hogwash.
Manipulative drivel voiced by a right wing dick named Paul Harvey.
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This is a normal post Huh?
What does politics have to do with this? It is about farmers, and trucks.
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This is a normal post I can't watch the tv spot without thinking
of what a huge Dick he was so it's political for me.
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This is a normal post O... K...
*steps away slowly*
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This is a normal post In fact, the spot was incredibly sappy
very much like the Bud horsey commercial. I would have liked it if the horse ran after the original owner and wound up biting his head off for giving him away in the first place.
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This is a normal post Pissflaps?

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This is a normal post Go & do some of your hip-hop rapping in that very gay tight tshirt.

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This is a normal post It shows off my nipple rings and my G tube.

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This is a normal post 'G tube'?
Hey Tab Hunter, what's a 'G tube'?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe he reads my posts anymore. Something about me being something.

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This is a normal post He doesn't read mine either, I have him on ignore.

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This is a normal post really?
I don't see why anyone would have anyone else on ignore, unless it the tattoo face guy or something. You miss out on half the stuff posted.
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This is a normal post A gastric feeding tube apparently.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You do NOT put IV fluid into a G-tube.

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This is a normal post So i'm not adopted?
Why would Paul Harvey start these rumours? I don't even know who he is.

What a cunt.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The right wing will just not leave you alone!
And your left wing will not leave your peeeenis alone.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Harvey obviously just wants you for him self.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he can just get in line with the rest of us.

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This is a normal post It can't be much fun doing that all the time, probably why many farmers top themselves.

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This is a normal post havent seen this one yet,
will watch later. the dumb budweiser one made me cry last night.
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This is a normal post Did the Brooklyn Steamers win last night?

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This is a normal post No - the albequerque hobo pisspuddles won

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This is a normal post What? AGAIN?

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This is a normal post It was a victory for freedom.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Albuquerque's team is the Isotopes you idjit.
The hobo pisspuddlers are from Clovis, NM

Sheesh.
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This is a normal post Hogis?

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This is a normal post i would not know,
i watched the puppy bowl. Marta won MVP. :)
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This is a normal post That one IS good
My daughter was sick last night so we stayed home alone and watched "Black Stallion". Also a good one.
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This is a normal post ann summers sell a black stallion
just saying , like
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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post so do tescos.

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This is a normal post The Scientology one made me HOWL

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This is a normal post I think you'll find it's the moon doing that

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This is a normal post Be careful

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This is a normal post Touching and moving, you say, eh?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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This is a normal post Put it back in your pants, Bucko

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This is a normal post I'm going to go get my hearing tested
I didn't hear the part about injecting animals with growth hormones, and liberal spraying of chemicals on to crops.
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This is a normal post or the bit about incest, alchoholism, and suicide.

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This is a normal post Or all the nuclear filings in the drinking water

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This is a normal post Oh, I see, sarcasm
Except what I mentioned aren't conspiracy theories.

90+% of US beef contains 6 or more growth hormones. In dairy cows, this leads to comparatively large amounts of pus and blood cells in milk (compared to the UK, where the hormones are banned). Unlike in the UK, in the US hens aren't vaccinated against salmonella, so runny yolks are hazardous to pregnant women. Loose regulation of pesticides caused massive environmental problems before the millennium, and nitrogen-rich fertilisers (similarly ill-regulated) being washed off into nearby watercourses is causing problems now.

The US might call UK food bad, but in terms of ingredient quality, the UK wins hands down.
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This is a link post Feast - full movie
Good fun film this if you haven't seen it. : )
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This is a normal post I might check that out later.
Cheers

www.imdb.com/title/tt0426459/?ref_=sr_1


Edit: so many good films on youtube now, just at a glance I can see dune, scanners, the waterboy, maximum overdrive, they live, the mist, judge dredd....
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This is a normal post yes there are
seems to be a lot more these days. Saw Alligator was there as well :D
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This is a normal post Pretty good fun, that film.
Strictly yer popcorn nonsense sorta stuff, and loses steam at the end, but an enjoyable monster flick.
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This is a link post Chewin the fat Drug Charge
I love this!
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This is a normal post I was always a fan of '19 bottles of milk on your doorstep'

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a damned shame they fell out.
I'd have loved another series of Still Game.
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This is a link post Reporter loved up by father of shady car dealer and overall fraudster
It ain't easy!
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This is a normal post Home of the brave.

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This is a normal post No dysfunction spanning generations in that family, no sir!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post If only they both had guns.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post they probably do

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing about this is...
whatever the son has done (we have no back story), the reporter has gone there for a bite and got one. He's desperate for that guy to hit him so he's got a good vid with his probably bit shit story. Egg anyone on enough and they'll usually bite, especially family of the "accused".
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I always think of that when I see someone get socked by a police after they've been provoking the hell out of them.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post Doug Stanhope - America is Great. NSFW

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Does everyone on here like him?
I think he's a whinging cunt.
LOL - He's drunk and irate and displeased with the system! Thats sooo funny!

Mind you - i was never into bill hicks either.

I like brooker though. He's also a whinging cunt, but he's funny.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Different strokes and all that.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He can be brilliant
but his backing down to that shouty radio DJ and piss poor performance on last weeks Charlie Brooker has made me doubt him
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He's brilliant live, i think he needs to step back from the spokesperson role a bit.
He's a comedian whose comedy deals with a bit of social commentary and observation, i think he may be taking it a bit too seriously though, stick to the comedy.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Try to learn to laugh at yourself
And do your little bit to stop him thinking all Brits are like you.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 5:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i nearly posted this on friday. :)

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the most dubious GC call ever.
:D
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *ding ding ding ding*

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that was lame.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
i am lame skelly. can't help it. i am going to go cry now.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *offers used tissue*

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *sniff*
thanks Bready.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Can i have the tissue back when you're done?
I'm not quite finished mopping up here.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post of course...
though it is a bit useless now.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ok, i'll have it back.
I promise i'm not going to drape it over my face and touch myself whilst tasting your tears.

Pinky promise.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post good. :)
...though i suppose that is better than what you normally do with used tissues.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I have already eaten today.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post now you have a snack for tomorrow.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *puts in lunchbox*
lunchbox underpants.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It is really dull here

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I live in Oakland, California.
EDIT: And would be happy to show b3tans around. Gaz me. For reference, San Francisco, Oakland, Berkeley, and Napa Valley are all within driving distance. Silicon Valley is in the south bay.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 5:25, Reply)
This is a link post GTA4 carmageddon
Reminds you of Maximum overdrive
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post GTA IV still looks great after all these years
The level of detail in the game world, and some of the tech things in it like the shadows, lighting and the dynamic physics based animation were way ahead of their time.

Cant ruddy wait for GTA V
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair comment, very true.
But I found the game greatly lacking in actual, y'know, fun. Getting phone calls off idiots and dealing with shite traffic is real life, don't want it in a game. Less pixel fetishism, more jetpacks!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what saints row and just cause is for
I loved GTA 4 for its more realistic nature
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I could never get past the drunken hovercrafts that they use for cars

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:08, Reply)
This is a link post Was searching
Clingon porn and came across this app, any Trekkies out there try it?

SFW
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Clingons?
Are they at war with the Ferenji and the Romyoulans?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha, when Clinton
Came up on my auto correct, I should have sussed my typo
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You should have corrected it to read Clinton porn

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think she made many films

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it when a Clingfoil Warbudgie goes into Cloak
Also the app is not available on the UK site
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuqry9SMjQM
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure which would be more disturbing
Klingon or Clinton porn. :S
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Inter Clinton Clingon porn,

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post o_0
clingon.urbanup.com/32891
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that term is standard in the UK.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post like i said...
disturbing.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Clingon porn?
Filthy arse.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:28, Reply)
This is a link post Left A Jar I made this!
A 3 minute short film about a young man and his battle with a jar of honey.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post great dialogue. I enjoyed that, nice work.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll admit, I didn't think you would stick THAT in the jar.
*click*
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You use the name Pissflaps at weekends?
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=82184&board=links&start=10
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong fucking thread

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never tried doing that to a thread

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
And yet that's where the romance of the piece comes from. The unexpected penetration of the jar. Am I right?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is it just me or is he turning the lid the wrong way all those years?
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
That does change the film to being about a very stupid young man
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:38, Reply)
This is a link post The vagaries of working security

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Just as bad as it was last time it was posted.
(soz)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, I take the weekend off and I miss everything
*shoves*
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Were you on Mars this last week with no Internet?

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post IRL
I can testify that it truly exists.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post Dey tooork are jerbs!!
Derpa derp.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post DEE DIKURR DUUUUURRRB!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Dirka Durb!!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
static.fjcdn.com/pictures/derp_6538bf_1688208.jpg
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Image searching derp on google is strangely satisfying

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *drops monocle*

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post He tuuurk mhr buuurrrll!!!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I got chastised for 'Derping' here a while back
4chan was mentioned...

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It always seems to contain a lot of
That chap off Twilight with his eyes photoshopped crossed.

(Edit: I do apologize; I was of course thinking of Google images for "herp derp", which is cumplurtleh durfruhnt.)
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I see these guys out doing this all the time for pizza and oil changes.
It never makes me want to go in, just honk at them.

The good thing is that it gets really cold where I live so I only have to endure them about 4 months of the year.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post my only experience of these guys was in DC i think.
It was actually kind of fascinating - both their technique and the fact that they thought it was effective advertising.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The oil change guys just get out there and wave.
I suppose thought "I'm not having these goons sit around on down time and text their girlfriends, they're at least going to look like they're doing something."

Or it is done to publicly humiliate problem employees.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Voting for pizza? I don't get it.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post South Park joke:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks.
I haven't seen SP for over ten years.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.allsp.ch
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, ta!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:09, Reply)

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