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This is a link post Get your official paenini paedogeddon sticker books ready

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post wouldn't it be funny if it was Mike Reid

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's been giving the coppers the runaround.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post wrong one
I meant the prudish, ban Frankie Goes to Hollywood for the sake of the children one
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah, the one I'm thinking of died over 4 years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zombie Paedos. Run for the hills!

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post but if this unknown peado was having sex with 'the others' that would explain why the film so shit , it was cos the actors where getting a right ghostly buggering

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blue Tulip Rose Read will go on a Hulk smash rampage if that happens
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1YnYSRzRXI
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that real?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm afraid so
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not some sort of hideous latex skin suit then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's the right age...
Either him or Noel Edmonds I would guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Edmunds is a year younger according to Wiki
could be Simon Bates though!
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing some of the official ages are a little reduced as celebs seem to like to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember seeing a documentary on him
and a radio station he was part of. He came across as a vile human. Failed to find the video.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm taking 6 to 1 bets on Richard III

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you watch the documentary last night?
I'm guessing Dicky 3 wasn't the only monarch to get stabbed in the arse. Probably the only one who was post humously though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The woman in the documentary was a bit too overemotional; I wonder if she shows her family the same feeling.
Simon Farnaby is a legend.
And, Marcus Brigstocke is Nostradamus, for successfully predicting the location of Richard III in We Are History.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah she was a bit. Guy Fawkes night must be pretty traumatic for her.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPB_EQly1jI
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh come on ! thats unfair on ricky to the 3 , how come he gets blaimed when he had a cast iron alibi?
he was in the car park waiting for some change
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Opens in book anticipation*
Bit old for Timmy I think
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post "others" = "talk"

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Downloadable medicine, using extra-terrestrial technology.
via. Ben Goldacre's Twitter. Eh?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I concur, Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently
it uses newly discovered information to strengthen your immunity without any biological intervention. I think that means it's magic.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post New enhanced gullibilty algorithms alter your health status as well as your bank balance's

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ?FUCK the what

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gets a massive WTF? from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post that hurt my brain.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a link post crazy russians freezeing there toungues to metal posts and then getting hit with a boxing glove
think that describes it pretty well second part is human surfing on ice/snow/frozen dog turd
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post sexy

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see tongue spelt with an extra u quite often, it's like the misspelling is trying to overtake the correct one
and just delete the "feature=player_embedded&" bit from the link to get YouTube videos to embed
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think
it's because a lot of words with an 'o' do have it followed by a 'u'. I always have trouble because for some reason I type Yourkshire first time round, every time. You're probably even more mentally primed to do it when there's another 'u' coming up a bit later in the word.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post your wrongue
the extra u was there for the moment when he puunched free from the frozen toungue to the normal tongue thus adding to the ucuunt scream that should have happend
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was quite good
Especially the snowboarding at the end.
Mentalists
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean snouwbouarding

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Awesome techno mix
Put out a request via FB for some music to see me through a prodigious writing job I've got on today. A friend flagged this up, and I felt it worth sharing.

Top notch, minimal groovy stuff.

EDIT see discussion below for specific mix.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which one?
There's a bunch of them there.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top one.
Berghain 2012

Not explored the others as yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason that was the third one for me
The top one was West Midlands Police.

soundcloud.com/jochempaap/speedy-j-berghain-nov-2012
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Curious.
Won't let me change the link...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a link post 1925 Catalogue of Ku Klux Klan outfits

creepy and fucked up, fancy embroidered silks for going lynching in.

I dread to think what you had to do to go from a "Terror" to "Special Terror"
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the trouble with racists nowadays,
No sartorial flare.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post They got
Baldrick all wrong though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post The cyclops has two eyeholes..
Also reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cCiuZanl_4
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they holiday in Seville

www.paseoturistico.com/2011/04/semana-santa-2011-en-sevilla-espana.html
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be Pure, Be Vigilant, Behave!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Torquemada!
I got that reference :)
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post of
course :)
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather disturbing.
Although that website is fantastic!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Richard III Facial Reconstruction
Can't decide if it's more fat Tarantino or middle-weight Marlon Brando.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post got bored when i got to the bit that sair reconstruction
iwas so promising uptill then
Richard III facial woo yeay reconstruction oh never mind
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Tis
a bit meh.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could put the same wig and hat on any reconstructed face
and it would be King Richard III
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd go with 'The actor character puppet from 'Team America: World Police'

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post North Korea propaganda showing attack on US
fucking shite
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice use of "we are the world"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sylvester McCoy's Doctor Who had better special effects

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Harry Clayton-Wright Video CV I made this!
Harry's looking for a job since recently moving to London. I helped him spruce up his CV by making it into a video. Hopefully jobs will magic themselves out of the corporate blue-sky (once it’s done “thinking”) and synergise face first into his groin. NOW GIVE HIM A JOB.
(woahbot WHOA!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you should totes put this on a billboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post AS BIG AS POSSIBLE
… With a shitty message saying how we spent our last 2p on this billboard!
 (woahbot WHOA!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone knows billboards costs are at least £500

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to Kickstarter this shit.
Ive heard you can get upto $5 for catering...
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
*click*
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why is it
that every CV advice website I go on tells you NOT to be wacky and unusual on your CV (even saying don't use colours) yet that seems to be the only way to stand out from the crowd.

This chap will have more chance of getting a job

EDIT.... Oh
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let them get on with it and be "wacky"
Just thins out the competition for the rest of us.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post this
+ a billion.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I use comic sans on mine

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The horror!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post i spell check mine *






























* maybe lies or liys or even lyes etc
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post *hires*

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he can dust my rancid bedsit wearing those shorts while being paid in bum love, he's hired

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a link post The News Got Hectic
This most interesting news story you might hear today.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *acts nonchalant*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or indeed, yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *looks around and hides under carpet*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a link post More Troggs goodliness...here they are discussing a track in the studio NSFW
Features the proper pronounciation of bastard, as well as a multitude of other swears
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
you've got to put a little bit of fucking fairy dust over the baaaasted
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The way the drummer goes from calling Reg a 'cunt'
to a 'pranny' in the space of a few seconds shows how irate he was.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you don't hear pranny enough these days.

I heard someone called a prat the other day, and it sounded so much more powerful than it used to, probably because this person had trawled their mental insult archive for the most appropriate one to use. I think using very specific out-of-date insults helps convey more.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Eeejit and Simpleton both deserve a comeback too, I think.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't be such a twerp
you prannet
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The point is that you can't play your guitar properly because you're too cross.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWTBw_tLI7I
 (dieselmonkey, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not disapointed in myself I'm disappointed in you fuckers!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP Reg Presley

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 6:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
May I profer From Home...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2QB6xjpOhk0#!

AT least thanks to Wet Wet Wet he died a rich man
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he spent it all getting to the bottom of crop circles...?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every time I hear this guys name I picture Leonard Rossiter in a gold lame suit singing viva las vegas.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Philadelphia's Uno Lavoz V Bradford's Lunar C NSFW
You've seen the puerile rap battles, yeah?
Gay jokes,body jokes, mum jokes and such...

This turns out to be quite epic.
(Tivert, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 2:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Teacher vs his student
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4wEewrQdU
This is another really good one, Blizzard goes up against his teacher Mark Grist in the UK
 (sunray18, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 6:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah this one is much better
i'm not a huge fan of these but that uno guy was just plain awful
 (I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nigger
Is it just me or is it losing its power?
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Ha ha look at this thing I made this!
It's this thing
(lib319, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You really are a spamcunt.

(Fluffster, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still can't hear it :(

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you need a decent mic.
Edit: i liked it though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is really funny
and the best thing I have ever looked at.
 (Lady Do-da, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Seems you are quite funny after all!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you post it often enough
you might get sworn at, but that is about it. Wanker.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who is the boring twat in the blue shirt?
Is that lezza chewing a wasp?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 6:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
off
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 6:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post BUT IS IT STILL RELEVANT TO THE NEWS????!?!?!!!?!?
Or was that just last week, when you posted it twice?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this getting the response you hoped for?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I keep going to click the play button
But then I always decide not to. Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's ok
I'm sure another chance will come up by the end of the week
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you're not missing much.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a fresh faced Christoph Waltz?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post certainly is

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you get face aids.
Faids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post After 10 years here you thought posting your stuff 3 times in two weeks would get a favourable reception.
Yes you made it well done, but it's a comercial aint it?
I've got loads of stuff I've made that i'ld love to post here because it may get me a few more sales.

But I don't because that would be spamming*

*and I don't want all these cunts to know where I work
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got enough toilet roll and dildo's cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Show-off

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright TP,
have you seen The Breeders have released more UK tour dates?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd not.
Thank you very much.

Manchester is a given. Glasgow, London or both ...
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Adam Pacitti
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That whore?
Please I have some self respect.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post we know where you work
3rd cubicle on the left, Waterloo Station gents toilets.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a lib dem m.p
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
is it funny this time?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Books
I thought this was lovely, and more than a little skilful (although I'm not convinced by the moustache)
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is nice and made me think I can't remember the last time I saw a good cigar boxes routine.
Edit: Monica Lewinsky, that was it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft!
nice edit!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Half Life 2 - ported for the Oculus VR headset.
Well, that'll be me gone for a few days.

EDIT: FUCKING SKYRIM is being ported to work on this.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, they've developed an affordable VR headset?
And they're using it for games rather then porn?
They'll be bankrupt within the year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Already on it
"Sinful Robot" is the first 'adult' release :)

Link: www.sinfulrobot.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given the long list of vacancies
for their 'core team', I'm not holding my breath.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post think thats good? wiat till you see them play patiance.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 5:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Western companies trying to make CGI porn is like the Japanese trying to make whisky
Just... wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Watch this.

www.oculusvr.com/

We've ordered an SDK and development prototype to have a play with.

By all accounts, this is one of the single most exciting developments in gaming since Doom.

Unobstructed vision, full 3D and almost zero latency head-tracking.

The thought of this thing working with a flight sim like IL-2 is quite frankly, mind boggling.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's been a hard slog!
If you can be arsed:

www.wastedspace.co.uk/cms/2010/10/06/hmd-project-part-1/

This is the main forum now: www.mtbs3d.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=140
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm probably completely missing the point.
But wouldn't it be much cheaper/easier to get a pair of these dx.com/p/rechargeable-72-virtual-screen-video-player-glasses-w-tf-av-in-2-5mm-jacks-black-4gb-146291
And hook them up with that xbox motion tracking thingy?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
yes - point missed by a mile.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm an old man.
So please excuse me for being a bit sceptic about this, but I still remember these:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yGiiU8_gnE

Massive succes they were ...
Mind you, I'm also the bloke who said in the eighties that those modern CD thingies would never catch on because of the flat sound compared to vinyl.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm concerned by the "almost"
As I think that motion sickness is what will likely prevent it taking off and the more latency the worse that will be.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks fucking cool.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
although I can imagine an immersive port of the Ravenholm level would leave me traumatised
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't go there

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post any more

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely buying the consumer one when it comes out

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post


Watch this:

Real reactions to to the Oculus. I think that looks like fucking Skyrim.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJo12Hz_BVI&feature=youtu.be
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 3:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been following this for while now and it's already on my christmas list
Nearly bought one of the dev kits but real life got in the way.

Will the final version need a pc or will it be a standalone machine?
I've a pretty snappy PC so would want to use that power.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post

Final version is a peripheral, it'll plug into a PC. It'll be a few hundred bucks, so it'll never make it to the console crowd, thank god.

However, for 3D, x2 screens have to be rendered simultaneously so it'll need a pretty powerful card.

The eventual consumer model will be very sexy, in built sound, better screen etc..

Unity, Epic, Valve and ID are all committed, and the early release of the SDK means people are playing around with porting other titles over.

You can pretty well guarantee that the ARMA guys will use it. They've supported head-tracking for a while.

DayZ with this thing? Bring it on.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's good news.
Looks like it takes up a monitor port.

Hope a GTX580 will be up to the job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post

A GTX580 should be ok to get 3d.

I used one to run Nvidia 3D vision, and it handled that.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Sensible judgement.
Judge orders man to stop producing any more offspring. Lawyer and judge start arguing legalities at 1:30
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1 down 7 billion to go

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something something more guns something

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post *datdatdatdatdatdatdat*
I just shot you. Like a girl.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bindun Herbs
girlsmakinggunsounds.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 7:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post From a legal point of view the judge is right in what he's doing
He's laying down conditions that will prevent the man from committing further crimes.

But this is the deeply unpleasant result of the state's increasing use of the law to pursue its own moral judgements. Since when did it become the busines of the state whether or not someone uses a condom? The judge says the man has a job so he isn't reliant on the state for money, its fuck all to do with them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I somewhat share your general sentiment.
However, this bloke is in court for failing/refusing to pay maintenance for the hoard of spawn he already has created. I'm with the judge on this particular case.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Youre right. It's none of the States' business whether he wears a condom or not.
He should be kicked in the balls until he no longer requires one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plug up the womens fannies too!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's how he got into trouble in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post In prison!?

(pahakyy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post POOR PEOPLE SHOULD STOP HAVING KIDS.
HOW DARE THEY.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Yes they should. And so decrease the surplus population. Scrooge was a wise man.
 (Leemondus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 2:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post why would anyone want to live in the States?

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably because it's got lovely big open spaces to hide from all the people

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post because you're allowed to shoot americans?

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post All is well.
A Don Coscarelli classic.
His latest - 'John Dies At The End' - is well worth a watch, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't heard it.
Will take a look. Cheers.
 (Sherbs, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it?
I didn't fancy it by the trailer...the actors all looked too clean and fancy compared to the book.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know nothing of the book, other than the fact it was written by a guy who writes for Cracked.
But I thoroughly enjoyed the film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post the book's great fun
and that is enough to make me want to watch the film, even though I can't see how they could possibly have translated it to the screen effectively as the book is pretty nuts and sprawling.

Mind you, I said the same about Top Gun.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is wonderful
and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I very much enjoyed this film too
Not many people did; it's properly paced dark humour and it has Bruce Campbell.

I think... If you liked Mystery Men (which I did A LOT) then you might get on well with BHT
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Disabled Goldfish Gets A 'Wheelchair'.
Goldfish that struggles to maintain its buoyancy gets a little something to help her swim around and lead a happy life.

She has to be hand fed too:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CuTTzDvdX0

Awwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck, they will be giving them wheels next

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Goldfish, coming over here and taking advantage of the NHS.
Etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
And the fat one is pregnant aswell.
 (Sherbs, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post if only the nhs had guns etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 5:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheels? I have seen goldfish with their own Tanks!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should've flushed it down the bog

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bindun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufxGw8EqY5Q#t=0m23s
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Getting hassled in the playground by the norms seems to be a universal problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spazzo

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Periscope up!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's bad enough mother nature put it on the shit list but to strap a cock to it's back too?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a link post The Breakfast Avengers Club
good because The Breakfast club is one of the best filums ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you forget about me.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which one are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post A mix between the jock and the stoner.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A mix lubed up
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't project me into your fantasies.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You like wearing tights while being burnt by cigars?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, now you're getting my engine running.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ain't seen it.
What happens?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post They all die

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT?
W...H...A....T?
Good god why the fuck are you still here? Go and watch it straight away!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I pity the fool who didn't have an adolescent crush on Ally Sheedy and Molly Ringwald.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I have to agree with that

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were so virginal and then went on to do nice naked scenes
Not that I've looked into that or anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should, purely in the spirit of research obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHUT THE BEDROOM DOOR!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was more of a Judd Nelson woman meself..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post molly ringwald is a swamp donkey!

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the story of how the avengers were formed.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's a good thing we didn't forget about them, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Gleason needs to take a bath.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Sinister hamster is plotting your downfall.
Evil looking little buggers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe that bottle of coke is like the inside of a 2001 monolith to him?
A vast, unknowable black void.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just like the little bugger's cold, black eyes.....

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post like a shark!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a 2001 monolith Richard Gere
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! You reached deep in the archive for that one.
*applauds*
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been saving it up for a long time.
I should have said Freddie Starr but that would get lost on an international audience.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post zing!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:40, , Reply)

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