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This is a link post Danny Dyer gives us a guide on how to be a great actor.

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post At one point in that vid
i was genuinely gaining a newfound respect for D. Dyer. And then he tried to do Macbeth. Worse, you can see that he actually thought that he'd nailed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, i totally agree...
the whole vid was ironic, except that bit, which he so blatantly meant as a genuine screen test for the RSC. wasn't like he nearly corpsed several times at all. no sir.
 (itilliterate, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post he still managed to say nufink instead of nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post nufink can come of nufink: speak again.
oh sorry, different play.
 (itilliterate, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Alas poor fingy
you was a top bloke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post A quote off the cuff
containing not one but two mentions of that most Shakespearian quantity?
U IS, if I may be so bold as to mention it, HARD 4 DA BARD!!
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:35, Reply)
This is a link post a Japanese ad
highlighting the danger and shortcomings of unexpected giraffes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post totally hatstand...
i like this.
 (itilliterate, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Grade A Hatstandery
I like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw LHDCDaC, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:32, Reply)
This is a link post Ahh, Friday
Enjoy your weekend
(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2df30y9sMQ
 (BumCoiffure, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's where the Nouvelle Vague cover came from
How that passed me by I dunno, yeah it's great. Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:38, Reply)
This is a link post First man to run 37mph

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post nice bib
is that to stop himself being sick over himself?
 (BumCoiffure, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Metal vest. Helps the radar gun.
*runs*
 (jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post and
probably slows him down too......

probably doesnt want to show off.
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not about showing off.
He just wants to make sure he doesn't go back in time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, Oscar Pistorius has let himself go.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good to see him back on his feet though.

(I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post Pretty girls pulling faces..
Ronseal, but surprisingly funny..
 (I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Heil warning!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks. No clicky for me.
Saw someone reading a Daily Mail at lunch in our office canteen and thought "you're mentally ill" and left it at that.

EDIT: Damn, couldn't resist a click. If I did those pictures, they'd both end up looking like that right hand column *glums*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have pissed on their tuna sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd do that regardless anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I suppose you're right.
*Pisses on tuna sandwich*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair nuff..
I didn't exactly buy it or read it.. funny pics, that is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Kittenblock fixed it for me!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Average birds
make bad cum faces.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame it doesn't work in reverse

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty girls showing ugly girls that they can turn the pretty on and off.
Its like people pretending to be wheelchair-bound for a few seconds, perhaps pulling a 'mong' face, blacking up, and dressing 'working class'.
 (BertnotErnie, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post thus
www.reddit.com/r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces/
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It comes to some easier than others

(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post Dude, I totally know how we can ruin your car...
...by not maintaining control over it.
(BumCoiffure, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some vintage internet there.
Where'd you find that, punchbaby?

*remembers*
 (jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just a shame he didn't run himself over really.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
The stupidity of the man is quite breathtaking.

He should have a mental hospital named after him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post Chubby Checker and the Chubby Checker
An app called the Chubby Checker (which sold 89 copies) was supposed to predict the size of your cock. What it didn't predict was that the real Chubby Checker would be an even bigger cock and demand 500 million in compensation for using his name.
 (Leemondus, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It had only sold 84 copies yesterday...

(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post oh knickers.
Knackers and also knockers.
 (Leemondus, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
his net worth is only $4m apparently. Where the fuck did he get $500m from??
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "He's hurt," his lawyer Willie Gary told Associated Press.

filed a "cease and desist" order against HP and its subsidiary Palm

estimates it was downloaded only 84 times before it was pulled.

GUFFAW
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post Well, appears the worlds going to end tonight.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Today is also going to end tonight!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Where's my towel?
 (diplo-matt, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay diplo-matt!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post GROOMING ALERT!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I have puppies
wanna see them? There're in the van.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post HI MATT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:54, Reply)
This is a link post Mali man has hand chopped of for stealing a matress
wont be doing that again so the punishment seems to work, now about the case of you having a danger wank?
 (fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post For *allegedly* stealing a mattress
The Islamists weren't big on investigation, but more interested in making a public display of the punishments on offer as an example to cow people into submission.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sharia 4 UK.
Would stop all the gayers.
 (pissflaps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Just makes fisting easier

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile in ireland. What a bizzare newspiece.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, but tis
glassy fakey gay cock.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ye of Little Faith "I'm not a troll - they dressed me up like this.", Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post bum bums

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hobo-homo?

(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post camp tramp

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sherlock homo
3.bp.blogspot.com/_lSk4AbYU4tY/SY257L87QfI/AAAAAAAAAxc/VkR4Oz8Kdho/s1600-h/vizoct92.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens A one person human centipede, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Gay stray

(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post flagrant vagrant.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Shirtlifter drifter

(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post No Fixed Abode, loves the chode.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger begger
and Im done. I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post manhandler panhandler
and i'm spent....
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb

(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fagabond

(SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, FECK, DRINK, ARSE, GIRLS!

(pissflaps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ...drink arse girls...
dun dun du du du dun dun
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)
This is a link post Online graphic novel
Some of the artwork on display here is pretty amazing. And the final twist? I never saw it coming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It was all a dream?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post She is actually a bloke?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's made from people?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He was dead all along?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It was behind the poster all along!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't horsemeat?

(mcvpjd3, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post He was actually a schizophrenic?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean he DIDN'T have a personality disorder all along!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post mind=blown

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't belive it wasnt butter either.

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever you & Skeltenator get up to behind closed doors is no one else's business.
You're both (physiologically) adults.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The door was ajar.

(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post again? dammit.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *slips monkey across the table*

(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post *pockets*
*runs*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)
This is a link post Amazon tat
GC more than likely...
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck were you searching for to find that?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post the newsletter a few weeks ago

(I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, zing!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post was it?
arses. I link/link/linked to it from the amazon tat in THIS newsletter :(
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post sperm pie

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post CUMberland sausage.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer cream pie.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
YOU would
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Eton mess (upper class version)

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post yum.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Cum dine with me.

(cockneydevil is full of bacony goodness, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)
This is a link post Baby sloths

(ne1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite fancy
a pair of sloth fur trousers. Other than that I can't think of anything nice to say.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens A one person human centipede, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Sloths that look like Ian Beale:
www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/01/08/sloths-that-look-like-ian-beale/
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post GC

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Its not in a new thread
so you cant GC me, laddo!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Just did
Take it like a man!!

*Gets lube*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post scrunted.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)
This is a link post For Shadow Morton
The Shangri-Las - Give Him a Great Big Kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post More Russian meteorite footage
Piss-pant scary in the Urals! Ummm...also, nobody seems to have mentioned the far larger fucking great asteroid "DA14" that's currently hurtling towards Earth at 17 thousand miles per hour and is due to miss up by the width of a gnat's pube at about 7:25 tonight. It'll be "hopefully" passing us at an altidude of less than many man-made satellites in orbit. Could this Russian meteorite be part of a cluster? That's what happened in Deep Impact anyway.

*puts head between legs and tries to kiss arse goodbye. Fails because too fat to bend that much*
(Leemondus, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *eats popcorn*


edit: the fact that DA14 is coming is coincidental, it is passing to the south apparently, this one came from the north. Fucking crazy though. Personally I reckon it is a conspiracy by a bunch of russian glaziers.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "Coincidence"
That's what they want you to believe.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wake up Sheeple!
It was a giant chemtrail caused by HAARP to further the New World Order's ... er... something or other.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Its the Rand corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people and reverse vampires

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf is a reverse vampire?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post man

(I helped save b3ta! redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post doh!
I thought it might be a vampire that pukes blood into peoples necks and is allergic to the dark, with like 4 reflections and constantly eating garlic, with an incredible short lifespan and shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It still bites you at night, like a normal vampire,
but it pumps MIND CONTROL BLOOD in to you till you EXPLODE.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post its a simpsons reference
I thought someone would have gotten it.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fish heads, fish heads.

(unreliablemonkeybutler, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3qUQZy_f_c

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I got it!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria inevitable, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Dental plan

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post OOH I am judging you SO harshly right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Let him be, he still sparkles.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No one can steal my sparkle!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Sunshine!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post *twirls*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a reference found in an episode of a cartoon broadcast nearly 2 decades ago on an channel owned by Murdoch.
The Simpsons is an overrated piece of pap that didn't have the good manners to die like every other student fad.

It's factory farmed pasteurized "anti establishment" programming that has all the political teeth of a 70 year old whore who charges a fiver for a gum job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Good answer.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks but I fear Tabby is going to go on a mega flounce now.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I'm just about to go caving for the weekend, so I'm in a good mood.
Plus you're a fat, ginger-bearded spastic who's just posted a Douglas Adams link, so you may say whatever you like.
People who think THHGTTG is anything other than massively overrated, smug, badly-written tat that only got published because Adams OBVIOUSLY sucked the right cocks at Cambridge are idiots. Or pre-pubescent boys. Or both.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some good non-flouncing right there.
Not a fan of Neil Hannon either then?
I think it's a nice song.

Also please note how i'm not making a cheap comparison between your hobby of exploring dark damp holes and potholing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very big of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post "caving"

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *Eats popcorn from his throne of skulls (and one cock)*

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens A one person human centipede, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice valve caps!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, you were right, green does look good.

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens A one person human centipede, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It compliments the cock and the skulls nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post They found horsemeat in beef products, too.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The one tonight supposedly isn't visible with the naked eye.
I don't know how big or close the Russian one was. How come no-one knew it was on its way?
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently it weighed 10 tonnes and entered the earths atmosphere at 33000 mph.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fast mover for a fatty

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post probably going for a kfc.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Because they were all too drunk on vodka or playing Tetris
/StereotypeLOLS
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post We can only detect them when they are the size of a swimming pool.
The russian one was probably the size of a paddling pool, possibly as small as a foot spa. Such is the scale on which meteors are measured.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post HAH!

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)
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8:10 GMT: Oleg Malkov, an aerospace scientist at Moscow State University, told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper that the meteorite went undetected by space scanners, likely because it was coming from the direction of the Sun. "We can only register stones coming from the direction of the night sky," he explained. Malkov confirmed that the meteor shower in the Urals was not connected to the 2012DA14 asteroid that will approach Earth in a few hours.

Source - www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/18kado/ufo_meteorite_plane_or_rocket_explodes_in_the_sky/c8fln5f
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT?!!!
It came from the sun? We have angered the sun gods by stealing their fire.

*smashes neighbour's roof solar panels*
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens A one person human centipede, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post NO!
Now we'll have the God of Solar Panels after us!
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)
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"We can only register stones coming from the direction of the night sky,"

Couldn't they have detected it last night then when it was night time over Russia?

;-)
 (mcvpjd3, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No
because the Earth would not have been facing the sun, where the meteor was coming from.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't we just get a large C.M.E event from the sun too?
I blame the lack of virgins to sacrifice to our gods.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post How come we didn't know?
Simple. The sky is very big; humans are very finite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post SCIENCE!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Or because of God you heathen.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck.
I'm supposed to be going for a Thai tonight at 8. I KNEW I should have booked for 7.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure
"She" does the ping-pong ball thing at the start then.

QED.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I saw a Thai Show out there last year, they do more than ping-pong balls. One girl pulled a live baby bird out of there, tied to a string, starts flying it round the room on the string. Another had a pea shooter and was shooting balloons out of the air with little metal darts.

Bit of an eye opener.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post wow! not really sure what to make of that.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, nor was I...
Thought it was very cruel for the bird, especially after when it kept running out of string and she'd just reel it back in and fly it off again.

Had to admire the control the other girl had with her pea-shooter. There was another girl who liked strings of razorblades, and another who's skill was decanting liquids from one bottle to another, but we don't need to talk about that.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post What's everyone so worried about?
It'll burn up in our atmosphere and whatever's left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria inevitable, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post An ANGRY CHIUAHUA's head!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You're OK with that?
A chihuahua's head falling from the sky would be fucking terrifying.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post especialy if it is still attached to the rest of a very angry chihuahua

(fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Just to note that I appreciate your Simpsons reference.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post END OF DAYS PEOPLE
See, this is what happens if b3tards meet IRL.
The gods are angry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! are you refering to who I think you are refering to?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess so.
However, it isn't my place to say any more, so I shan't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post mum's the word. ;)

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post Color Man - RED I made this!
Color man finds himself in a world of flesh.
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's not horse flesh, I'm not interested.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a combination of all kinds of flesh. So you should be partially interested

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)
This is a link post I remember seeing the #1 in this video as a kid
and thinking the joke was that she misread it. How I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, no, little girl. Grand Pricks are the ones who like Grand Prix.
Get it right, you stupid little cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post BBC cover up!
Getting a little girl to say Grand Pricks just so Jimmy Savile could listen to it on a loop, sick!
 (Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It was ITV
On "The Saturday Banana"
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw it
i always thought it was Tiswas
 (CADmonkey even Rocky had a montage, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post I really don't know what they were expecting to happen...
Dairy Milk ask on their Facebook page:



[EDIT: Added picture. Apparently, they're scared of people stealing their secrets, so they hid it to non-Facebookers.]
 (I helped save b3ta! The MooseBlaster, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I just spotted a b3tan

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I cant access face book but is it the same as what Thorntons are putting in their chocs these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post HORES!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking facebook links
Really don't like it when people link to sites that you have to be a member of to see!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh huh
you said "member", huh huh...
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah poop,
Thought it was a page you didn't have to be logged in to see. Fixed.
 (I helped save b3ta! The MooseBlaster, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Exceelent
much appreciated
aplogies for being grumpy
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post You had one job
Apparently not GC.
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this this morning. (But not on here mind) Some of them have got to be shopped, Shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Probs
Also, a couple I don't even know what is wrong (the prom survey eg). But its prob down to me being thik.
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that one confused me too. But it's the 45% segment is larger than the 55%

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)
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Ahhhhh!
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god that just pisses me off.
Such absolute chaos!

Good find.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats what they show suspects with OCD at guantanamo bay

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to post this up but couldn't believe it wasn't massive GC so I didn't
EDIT: Some absolute belters on there. Thought it was going to be a generic 'fail' site, but it's way better (i.e. funny).
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Americans
do seem to get mightily pissed off when their sugary drinks are mislabeled.
 (markreynolds95, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i have to disagree with one of them
'this page is intentionally left blank' is a necessary note in exam booklets and such, in order to assure the exam taker that there are no pages missing.
 (augsav <3, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)

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