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This is a link post Oh nothing, just your basic fanfiction site for the TV show Emergency!
Warning: contains Comic-Sans, auto-play music, and statements of working best with Windows Internet Explorer.

Also warning: this.

Page 2 is particularly dramatic and riveting.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post never heard of the tv show
but I want to hire their web designer
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The things they can do with the internet these days.....

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of this gem of a site:
www.mmicltd.com/

careful, its a bit full on...
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm back from holiday
and I'm very much in the mood for this, gc from 2009 but fuck it, it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you have a nice time?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes thanks!
I hope you all behaved yourselves without me
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pissflaps wanked off a donkey

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did, it was ace!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Based just down the road from me.
Seen 'em a couple of times at Beatherder Festival -- whilst I usually detest brass bands/orchestras doing covers, they're actually pretty good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a link post A man is asked "What's your name?" NSFW
And then proceeds to go rather batshit indeed. To paraphrase Ron Burgundy, it escalates quickly...

NSFW(ish)
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amusing and disturbing in equal measure.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post He makes a good point though.
The ministries and that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 30 May 2013, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Been saying it for years myself
Without raising my voice. Of course.
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's your name?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused...

(The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has a very long and confusing name, must have been a bitch for his teachers when calling out the register in school.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least he probably didn't go much...
For fear of the ministries.
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tosh.0 isn't available in the UK?
This was featured a while back. I'm with pobblepop, it left me feeling more depressed than entertained because he obviously has some sort of mental imbalance that any one of us could succumb to...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's on in the UK
It looks appalling. Lazy TV producers compiling other people's content from the web....The trailer I saw features a man making desperately unfunny comments while the audience goes into rapture with laughter for no reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It has its moments
this last season, sucked hard, though. I think, like all Comedy Central break-out hits, the higher-ups tend to meddle with it until it's total shit.
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never seen Tosh.0, I must admit.

(The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assume the ".0" in the show's name is in reference to the internety nature of his japes then.
Clever. Very now.
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most of the Tosh.0 episodes last season were just a rehash of /links
I found myself saying "saw that on b3ta" so many times I ended up fast forwarding nearly the entire season.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post very much this. ^
with added unfunny.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you like a glass cock?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post no.
like i said, i don't find the show funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Da
and also

fuq?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post "please disable your adblocker"

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Followed by: "Fuck off will I."
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post but they said please!
you're being *MEAN*
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
he is from /talk
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post All he needed to say was "Bob Monkhouse"

(cackbastard criminally inane, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Link for those with ad blocker
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you wait it comes up with a 'close' button
and you can carry on with site as normal (excluding ads)
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks,
I think I preferred the adblocked version though...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA!
MENTAL ILLNESS!!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow he's incredibly coherent for someone fighting so many issues.
certainly shouldn't be laughing at the chap though
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
The reason he's so coherent is that he doesn't have the pressure of speech that many people with manic phase bi-polar have. He's still got the flight of ideas, knight's move thinking, delusional ideas and rapid mood cycling though. Which is what makes him seem so odd.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post poor chap

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is funny
but the guy is clearly mentally ill.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Complete bell end does a rap about the EDL.
What a twat!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Put a donk on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it looks like a cunt and talks like a cunt....

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...fuck it?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...shit in it?
...and jizz in any available pockets?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Patrick Bateman.
AICMFP.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The people who comment are just dirty pakis or who have no lifes and justt wanna comment on peoples videos
That was the response from the poster to the negative comments
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KrGXJhaFFw
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is rather dimwitted.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's the voice of a generation.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post tesco value teabags

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, la-di-da!

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 30 May 2013, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a relative of mine was understandably shocked at the events in Woolwich, and has started posting EDL links on facebook. It's tipped him 'over the edge' into sympthising with them.I'm seeing people doing this kind of thing a lot, but FFS you're letting the terrorists win. They WANT CONFLICT on our streets, and you're giving it to them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loads of people at my work started opening their points on the topic with "I'm not racist, but...".
Fucking idiots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only person I've ever heard say that phrase was my sister in law, who insisted on finishing the sentence, in spite of everyone begging her not to.
And yes, it was racist. The stupid, mouth-breathing cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would never have happened if everyone had been carrying meat cleavers.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rapping? What's wrong with the indigenous English art forms?
He should do a morris dance about the EDL. Or a Pam Ayres-esque whimsical poem.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't it help to convey his message if ONE BLOODY WORD WAS INTELLIGIBLE?!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a prize tossbag

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 30 May 2013, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Here's a rap.

Yo EDL cunt, why are you a cunt?
Is it because you're a massive fucking cunt
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt, yo
cunty cunty cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2nd reply to this video....
....Did he say "I would cut muslims just for the fun of it"?

I'm pretty sure that comment would lead to an arrest if someone were to report this video to the authorities. It's pretty much promoting hate crime.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post personally i think we should just fill a stadium with all of the fucking extremist idiots from both sides and televise it
it would be excellent, we could lob in weapons and supplies, call it the 'Fuckard Games'. When it gets down to the last survivor, he gets a badge that says 'The biggest Fucktard' then gets sent to prison for murdering all the others.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 31 May 2013, 4:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The Munger Games
Twattle Royale
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 31 May 2013, 7:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Brian Eno's Light projects

(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Red Bull? What the fuck!?! That's just strange.
Do they even sell drinks anymore? They seem to be fucking everywhere nowadays.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Red Bull is a very successful marketing company, that is all
It's a small group of marketing people who made a logo etc and stuck it on an overpriced can of rather cheap fizzy drink they pay other people to make and ship it. As marketing people, their aim is to get "fucking everywhere".
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, thanks.
I always just associated it with the drink as that was the first i'd heard of them. To be honest i see them around so much nowadays it just annoys me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, they have gone a bit far I guess
They don't do anything else, mind... they *do* just sell Red Bull, but really they are promoting the Red Bull brand. And these days, I guess they make a ton of money from the brand indirectly from F1 sponsorship etc
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post They didn't even
make the logo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Bastards...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 May 2013, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye.
They've fucking ruined modern motorsport.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 30 May 2013, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was actualy at this talk last month.
twas good and that.
the red bull thing has been great. brought together some really great talent.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you get a chance to actually talk to him?
I've been a fan since the Fripp/Eno No Pussyfooting collaboration, and always thought that he would be more stoic than he comes off in this video. This video actually made me like him more than the sound priest I envisioned him as being...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post nah, didnt meet him personally unfortunately..
he did come across as very passionate about his work.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a link post French rappers appear in loads of pop culture movies - (NSFW) NSFW
No idea what they're singing about, but one or two B3ta memes are in
here, (Orange, Lebowski, Fiction). NSFW for a couple of booby flashes.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post no matter how hard they try
french rapping still sounds like frilly knickers
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fair play to him rapping in French
I can't even rap in English :-(
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post english rapping sounds like cheap teabags

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm rappity rapping.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this game.
What's Turkish rapping sound like?

/Edit: Found some! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuzCQZ0WGZo
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post have a bit of this
its even got some german rap on it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7nI400Cgnw
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post turkish rapping sounds like old printer cables

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Swedish rapping sounds like
meatballs bouncing on clean bricks
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Assembled with an allen key?

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welsh rapping anyone?
Find yer own Tystion vid, I can't be bothered.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Trying to think of good songs by shit bands
Highly subjective of course, but anyone care to add?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doctor Jones is better than Turn Back Time,

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bleurgh
Only other one I can think of right now is www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D4YYI8G5EM which is a brilliant song.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll raise you this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=muK7KzuBKTM
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps embarrassingly I've never heard that
Or maybe I have and assumed it wasn't them. Sounds a bit too good.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just found this, now I can't stop giggling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t39gzSJ7OV8
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *bops* *bops* *bop*
Good Lord!

*drops all of his monocles*
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 30 May 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm completely serious.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post But... what? No!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post nothing wrong with good throwaway pop music
everything wrong with producing boring "mature" mulch and being praised for suddenly being credible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post It helps if you've got Lene Nystrøm fronting the band, too.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post B*Witched - Rollercoaster
Joi Evertim
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit band?
SHIT BAND???

Whaddareyouloike?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
Are you one of them? (*may have lost my juice to you*) - sorry again
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
THIS IN SPADES

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
hohohoho
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 30 May 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post you got it the wrong way around

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I agree with the above.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't know why
I always liked it
www.dailymotion.com/video/xdta4_babylon-zoo-spaceman_news#.UaeGiZx0YTA
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 30 May 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Do not know why either

Anyway this is mine

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3S4dBk4E1g
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(cackbastard criminally inane, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good God I'd forgotten that existed.
Wonder what he's up to now.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3XgouVH9-Y
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I wonder if you could live off royalties comfortably from a song that was popular ages ago. Not counting Christmas songs, obviously.

He's due a comeback.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post So everyone knows, its not bumming
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 30 May 2013, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember that
It was odd because all of their other songs were juvenile and then they released this more mature sound. It was picked as part of the soundtrack to Sliding Doors.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Black Angel's Death song
by the Velvet Underground

Subjective, but hey...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmm Bop!
If you don't like this, you don't like pop music:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Correct

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 30 May 2013, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard an interesting news item about Hansen doing something amusing the other day
But I've forgotten it.

Bugger.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it www.mmmhops.com ?
P.S. The best Hanson song is actually this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJygSwARBfM
 (creekon, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJc7toiyPW8
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You monster

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Longpigs - In The Snow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mOENMgQ_g

Don't think they put together any other songs worthy of note...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't know, i quite like a couple of their tunes... this being my favourite
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fdbblQ2HMc
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much all of the first album is great.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Beatles - Helter Skelter
a broken clock is right twice a day

Edit: and even then Siouxsie and the Banshees did a far superior version of it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=szPQCvJ8MPg
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post At last!
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
*agrees*
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
JJ - Ecstasy
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thomson twins?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhjPYebeSjM (album)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEpb8cs931E (live)

will this do? I was so over this band by the age of 13 but I've never forgotten this tune.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent thread!
Awesome song by talentless cow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4tD8dy9Reg
(with assistance from uber talented composer)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a bleak yet apt representation of the dire economic straits we are in, compared with the footage of them back in 2000-ish

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey hey HEY! Herbs & i saw these three last year and they were ACE.
And we weren't drunk after an afternoon drinking red wine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Favourite youtube comment:
"Did they eat the other four?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Desperate in every sense of the word.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mein Gott, it's like karaoke at a Pontins wedding party.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post good god
that squashed aspect ratio cockup isn't doing them any favours.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
It's like they reached for the stars back in 00's, fell flat on their fat asses and are now
forced to play out their infectious aspirational wank with the knowledge that it's all futile.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a link post That's xhamster down the tube then. NSFW

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feel the Rod of Faith!
Amen
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unzips and clicks
rezips and scrolls down to xhamster on my favourites

unzips
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
"Of course, it goes without saying that the actors do not take
the Lord’s name in vain, nor that of his Son"
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 30 May 2013, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post They better fucking not do.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 30 May 2013, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a link post We live in the sea I made this!


This is my new family friendly anee may shun about sea creatures and stuff.

As is their want, they sing.
 (I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a warning
"Actually family friendly, nothing unexpected or shocking happens"
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Jet Bike!
That loon Furze again!
(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tried to enjoy this
Ireally did, but it was 10% really-interesting-big-jet-strapped-to-bike, but 89% him shouting at the camera and his mates' braying laughter, incongruous we're-dead-cool-ain't-we rock music, and 1% split second arc welding without gloves to look hard.
 (ricully, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too many buts and hyphens in that comment
but you get the idea
 (ricully, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is why I watched it without sound
That, and a childhood wasted well-spent watching Scrapheap Challenge has taught me that pulsejets are fucking loud.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got to 12 seconds and stopped.
He is a 'LOOK AT ME IM ZANY' merchant.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I usually don't like things like this, for that very reason, but this surprised me as I enjoyed it.
He's not quite as annoying as I expected and he, and his mates, seem like an ok bunch.

I recommend a watch to the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 31 May 2013, 2:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lesson in how to make something potentially interesting annoying and yoof innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 30 May 2013, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post If i'd just made a fucking pulse-jet bicycle instead of spending my morning masturbating and eating bacon fries i'd be a little excited too.
Give the man a break
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 31 May 2013, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This
with hammers
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 31 May 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
If i'd just spent the morning masturbating and eating bacon fries i'd be a little excited too.
 (deadmonkey99, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 4:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Draw a stick man!
Not asking for trouble at all. No Sir.

(Potentially glass stick, but was aaaaages ago)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go, man

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Dude!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm quite chuffed with my stick pic.
If I saw that stick whilst out walking, I'd definitely pick it up and use it to spear and fling dog-shit at old ladies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should be
It's got a lovely knarled bit at one end to fit comfortably in the hand as either a walking stick or, indeed, a poo-flinger.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 30 May 2013, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tease.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can get tshirts with your stick man on

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 30 May 2013, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
*click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
it asked me to draw a sword but i drew a CDC with 3PpB and some dribbly cum on it!

Then it fucked a dragon to death

Win!
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Ducks best quotes. (almost naked animals)
there are many more duck moments that are as good, some are even better, but one thing is for sure, any cartoon that wanders into the bizarre Ren and Stimpy-esque realms of ridiculous is worth letting your kids watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Thu 30 May 2013, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ren & Stimpy still has the power to reduce me to a dribbling mess of laughter.
The episode where they pretend to be monkeys in order for the zoo to feed them caused me to utterly lose it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Soft - Lemon Jelly
Haven't listened to this for ages but it's been stuck in my head all day. B-side to Nice Weather For Ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would be more than a little happy if LJ did a new album

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely stuff

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post What do you do, in the bath?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a link post HK Starbucks brews coffee with toilet water

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gives them a reason for their coffee to taste like piss FINALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the only way to get the very best foam.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now they are really taking the piss

(Queef In a Jar, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hotpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something amusing about piss

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drowning in piss?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think its just one of those funny words
like 'jizz'
 (Queef In a Jar, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
but free WiFi!!
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post actually no
Starbucks is one of the few remaining places in the world that does not have free wifi

the fucking shitheads
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Idiot gets brain freeze

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ,what a spaz......
is that Mcdaids in Dublin?
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
could be, I tend to drink in my area, too many idiots like that in the city centre

edit, as buscuit points out it is Amsterdam
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks like a fun day out.

(pahakyy, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah!
I really feel sorry for the Dutch having to put up with these fuckwits all the time
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen many attempt that and they always fail
just drink it properly, don't fuck about with it.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post so what causes that then?
is it a pressure thing of trying to suck the beer up (like simply breathing fast while crouched and then standing)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
my dog faints when he eats snow, the brain switches off

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsWoxoH7vQQ
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your dog wonders why you keep feeding it snow and why it's bottom feels strange.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post trufax
my brother was in working in A&E in Liverpool and a bloke came in and he was diagnosed with distemper
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post did your brother tell you this
as a warning to get your dog vaccinated?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
what did I do to deserve this abuse?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Read the speech bubble above fido's head.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 30 May 2013, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post arf arf!

(I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Thu 30 May 2013, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as "my dog farts"...

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's bad enough he's flapping around upside down near that pint
He's lucky he didn't glass himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He's We're un
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 30 May 2013, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha. Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post This reminds me of someone I know.
They have something wrong with their middle ear and sinuses which means that on occasions their internal horizontal axis can suddenly not be at the angle it should be.

You can be walking along talking to him and suddenly he throws himself into a hedge or just goes down like he's been shot in the head.

I'll have to get him to drink a pint while standing on his head...It'll either cure him or catapult him through the ceiling.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post labrynthitis?

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck knows.
He says his ears 'pop' as if he's on a plane, then he feels like he's falling over so he 'corrects' himself which is the hedge/floor part.

He once got questioned by the police when he was walking to work as they thought he was drunk (but not disorderly). They didn't believe his excuse as to why he had fallen over and began crawling along the pavement and thought it was more likely that their breathaliser was faulty.

Sorry everyone, this has gone a bit QOTW hasn't it?
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Senseless waste of human beer.

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
human beer daddy's semen
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Mark Bridger found guilty of April Jones murder
Most likely will be all over the news for the next few days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's going to have an "interesting" time in prison

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Playing Uno with Ian?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post "For life" doesn't necessarily mean "for long"

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope so, there should be a lifelong penalty for what he did, err paid by me

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did the dead child's body ever get found?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Noone thought to check his Ebay sales so you're safe.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace, thanks!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1009197
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ......he confessed to a priest he dumped her in an unnamed river.
there was a piece of skull in his log burner too, but that story never developed.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up not far from Machynlleth
The last time I went back home it was heavily rumoured locally that Bridger was April's father. I don't know if it's true, and suspect it probably would have come out by now if it were, but apparently he had "fathered half the kids on the estate where April grew up". I was half expecting it to get mentioned when the judge summed up because I was told it in such a matter of fact way, and had assumed it must have been covered by some sort of reporting restrictions, but I'm guessing it must have just been the local rumour mill going into overdrive. Tbh it's a pretty backwards place in general.
 (legoman82, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kept it quiet after Phillpott I suspect.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post this was all over the news
when i was over last month, glad to see he was convicted. really sad story.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cant believe the cover story he had
It was completely mental
 (Queef In a Jar, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
yes, i thought the same, just unbelievable.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post An appropriate sentence for him
Would be to put him in a cell, and then forget where they put him.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post .

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Kenyan High School Jump

(redflame, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the sad music?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 May 2013, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should be Van Halen.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why Can't this be love?
Dont get it
 (Uncle Albert, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Van Halen R Kelly
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post House of pain shirley?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpmX4qG1kQg
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post good shout.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 30 May 2013, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say,
That chap wasn't even doing a Fosbury flop!
 (I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a link post I should get one of these to pick up my dog's hair

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had one of those.
They really suck.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post that sucks better than a crack whore on a promise for a fiver

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post golf through a hosepipe?
ball

balls
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ya momma on the promise of another visit

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post that sucks.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I reckon you're better
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post a woman on b3ta?
All pile on!
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*runs for the hills*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think 'Bum quaffir' guy would appreciate this.
or maybe...BumCoiffure
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ris?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post .......it would quiff your bum hair nicely I suspect.
Also ergonomically sound with the extended hose, only needs a mirror on the end and its on Dragons Den.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Warnergate.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh vg

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post isnt this kind of like people getting outraged
for not getting their free coke when someone accidentally left the door of the coke machine open?
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure
I'm sure on amazon there are terms & conditions on mispricing that covers them. But then there was all that stuff about them confirming the prices were legit. So who knows.
If you need Loony Toons that badly just do a moody download.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well the activly advertised it at that price and put it in there "Summer sale"
Given the extent of some black friday reductions it wasn't an unbelievable price.

That and because it's a product that appeals to kids you're dealing with a more sensitive upset customer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post right
if they promoted it then they only have themselves to blame really
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kinda
Except the contract formed when Amazon offered the product at a price and the customer accepted and offered payment has been broken. Contracts, unfortunately, underpin the whole economy, and breaking contracts tends to be frowned on by courts etc. So naughty naughty Amazon.

The outrage, I think, is more that Amazon are stonewalling everyone, deleting orders from customers' history, refusing to discuss the matter with customers who phone or try to chat to their reps online and (now) deleting anything bad said about them.

Sad thing is, they may have it right (for them) - doing business like this will affect their profits not one bit and all the upset people will burn themselves out in a few days and no one will remember or care.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends..
There's case law to say that if a shop offers something at a particular price, they're under no obligation to sell it at that price..

It's someone vs Boots, CBA to google it but I think the crucial point is that Amazon aren't making an offer, they're making an "invitation to treat". Acceptance of such does not form a binding contract.

Edit: Turns out I could be bothered..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invitation_to_treat mentions:

A shop owner displaying their goods for sale is generally making an invitation to treat (Pharmaceutical Society of Great Britain v Boots Cash Chemists (Southern) Ltd [1953] 1 QB 401). They are not obliged to sell the goods to anyone who is willing to pay for them, even if additional signage such as "special offer" accompanies the display of the goods.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice find!
That's a bit slippery though, if the online checkout process is "acceptance to treat" and they can still cancel the order and not take the money, even though you have / think you have given it.

I'll have to remember that one, it may come in useful one day.

/Edit - ah, hang on though, their offer is an "invitation to treat", but that offer was accepted (surely?) by the checkout process, and it was very clear on what you get -

"For an offer to be capable of becoming binding on acceptance, the offer must be definite, clear, and final. If it is a mere preliminary move into negotiation which may lead to a contract, it is not an offer but an invitation to treat. "
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you take a child to the counter of a shop, a child who was accidently labelled 1.99, the act of going to the counter does not finalize the action
also, in law, you can buy a mislabelled product or the shopkeeper may accidently give you too much change, but you are under legal obligation to make sure you pay the right price unless you only have knowledge of the fact after leaving the store premises.
There's no law of 'getting away with it as long as they accept ya money'.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all a little unclear..
But they don't actually take money until it's despatched, do they? The checkout process is you making an offer to pay and I don't think there's a contract until they take your money.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post and then the contract gives obligations and rights to you as well rights and obligations to the business
if you were charged £4000 for a dvd boxset that you thought was actually £40.00 the business could not say 'you paid, therefore you accepted, we're keepin ya money'
and so you can't get away with gettin somethin mega cheap because of a shop's accident
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, no, of course not
You could return the untouched goods within 14 days for a full refund.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that's what was running through my head
They're not actually allowed to take the money until they ship the goods, under UK credit control guidelines. Bit of a "get out of jail free" card compared to a cash transaction, eh.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post there was free coke?
I DIDN'T GET ANY!
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post More people probably winged about that
than vote in general elections.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The cheeky scamps!
Sorted.

Not surprised as it was about to go down to 2 stars.

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Either they're just swapped things around or you're looking at the wrong item.
www.amazon.co.uk/Looney-Tunes-Complete-Collection-Volumes/dp/B004S6E95O/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1369918001&sr=1-1&keywords=Looney+Tunes+-+The+Complete+Golden+Collection
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post outraged customer Gareth Todd has even left kisses on the end of his review

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's just playing it coy
The make-up sex is going to be explosive.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:06, , Reply)
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That takes you to the wrong item, no wonder there are no bad reviews about it, they are all here ... www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B004S6E95O/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#RGQ7ZODHI6OJ6
 (Jackson Cannery, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, i nearly stirred up some shit if it wasn't for your pesky 'facts' and 'reality'
Cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
just torrent it, the writers are dead, the animators are dead, the musicians are dead, the voice actors are dead... anyone with any real legitimate claim to it being their work is dead.

nobody who worked on it can be paid, because they are DEAD.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:10, , Reply)

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