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This is a link post Shamen album spells displeasure with music executive
Their penultimate studio album, the instrumental Hempton Manor, followed an acrimonious split with their label One Little Indian. It is alleged to have been recorded in seven days to conclude the recording contract with One Little Indian, and the first letter of each track spells out "Fuck Birket", referring to label founder Derek Birket, who wanted the group to move back into more commercial territory.[6]

Source - Wikipedia

It does and all, click the top link
(maybe old news, but new to me)
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a link post One for Kate Bush fans
Tsintskaro, Georgian folk song used in Hello Earth. Stoke the bong
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..you sure this isn't
a Popul Vuh nock-off?
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovey - thanks for this

(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Friday night innit!

(Fluffster, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr C looks like he lives on powder

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ajax powder at that!
Cov group hug!!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to thread jack but....
Why is pissflaps trending on twitter?
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alan Carr

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, now. There's no need to call him that.
It was a perfectly reasonable question.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not like I called him Wayne Carr

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post or even Juan carr

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping he was the new leader of the SNP
oh well
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thought of it as soon as Alan Carr mentioned it

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post displacement map: the movie

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 2:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief, that was crap.
It's more than a bit perplexing that, at some point, they must have sat down with those lyrics and genuinely thought them good enough to record without embarrassment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Either they were too pilled-up to care
or they thought the audience would be.

Looking at the video I'd guess the former.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Friday night Fart Metal \m/

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post some people should just stay away
exhibit 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=sax-BlhYHus

exhibit 2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_ifA9Vp2o0
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ah!
Just had some bad news today and that cheered me right up. Thanks :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
U ok babez???
 (itilliterate, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

Saw this posted by Cryptopsy earlier today but my missus interrupted before I got to see it - I particularly enjoyed the breakdown...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Sugary drink company sponsors truck to jump over bikini girls.
its really stupid.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post bilzerian again
also maths is magic apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post If those tyres are so great
why do they have two spares in the back? I used to drive like that in my Mini Metro all the time; it only had one spare and I never needed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flawless logic there, Miss.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can only imagine for weight distribution
otherwise it would be nose heavy. Not really a fan of testosterone fuelled monster truck, but that was pretty awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's what's referred to as 'gunning it'.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those bikini girls look like they came from Madame Tussauds.

(chompedhomas, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 3:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rehearsal skidmarks

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well if you're copying that twat Ken Block
then you'd better get all the little details right. Including all the rubber on the road from the previous takes.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Cos of course the nutters will be convinced
But an interesting (i think) take on the fkn ridiculous
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post they're in on it

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The nutters asked stupid questions
and we all ended up learning something.
The road to knowledge is paved with stupid questions.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post No such thing as a stupid question
But there mostly definitely are some stupid fucking cunts asking questions
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is now my favourite reply to a common saying
Knocking "but you can roll it in glitter" off the top spot
(Reply to "you can't polish a shit")
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 20 Sep 2014, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about..
Why are carrots blue?

That's a pretty stupid question.

They didn't have to spend all that time with 3D models either, they just had to ask a photographer about indirect lighting to learn the same lesson.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 2:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but the question was repeated in the face of evidence
and so they then made a 3D model
Its how progress happens
Ugg: "What's a circle?"
Og: "a round plane whose circumference consists of points equidistant from the centre"
Ugg: "No it isn't. What's a circle?"
Og: "I'll show ya"
Og invents wheel. Og then uses wheel to invade Ugg's village.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Proof that the moon landings were CGI!
Of course you can do it in real time now.
 (DestructoLettuce, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've had CGI for years.
I have the proofs.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 1:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the real proof it was faked...

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a link post 70s British boys' comic Buddy featured a regular "Super Personality"
life story of someone famous. Can't help thinking they sometimes left some details out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
It ends with him inviting young girls into the back of his van "finally jimmy had made it in the bbc"
 (tonyharrison, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 6:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also had
him pushing an elderly patient around in the hospital. Wouldn't be surprised if they knew exactly what they were doing.
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post He went from being a miner to fiddling minors.
BADUM! TISH!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 20 Sep 2014, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever he did wrong, you can't deny he did alot for charity.
He raised several pounds sponsoring me to suck a salty lolly in the dark.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man, one of my favourite Viz stories of all time as their take-off of Billy The Cat.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 20 Sep 2014, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
I remember that cover.
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Roundabout
Indy game that consists of driving a perpetually spinning limo.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like kuru kuru kururin
only more interesting. I did like that game though
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right, I'm off to KSP to blow shit up.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Anyone remember this?
Freaky intro to 1980's school geography show 'Near & Far'.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post god i remember that
how very creepy
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, scared the shit out of me as a kid
I thought I was the only one, but I found this clip and read the comments and it appears to have scarred a generation.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers, it is rather unsettling isn't it?!

I remembered it recently in some kind of weird dream, and then started doubting myself that the thing was even real!

I like to entertain the idea that, somewhere in the distant past, some drug crazed editors and producers in the BBC saw this for the very first time and thought "Yes! that exactly encapsulates the direction in which we want to take primary school geography lessons"...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was mind control. This answers the question we have all been asking.. "How did Jimmy Savile get away with it"

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
That's grim. Just needs a mushroom cloud to finish it off.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help but think
that the BBC Radiophonic Workshop were give rather too much free reign during the 70's & 80's. Still all for the better now though, they did leave an indelible impression it would seem.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Its a number station!!
 (Big Throbbing Gristle, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a link post N00bs - Man Retreat NSFW I made this!
The first episode of a mini-series we've made about retro computer-game characters who escape the console and head out into real life to have awesome adventures - its a bit like Toy Story but with dick jokes.
(teaandcheese, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Sean Connery makes his views known NSFW
(Channeled through Jerry Sadowitz)
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the makers of Hunt for Red October
give him a takedown request. It's what he does for anyone using even the tiniest clip of him.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He really ought to try and get this old chestnut taken down www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I meant Jerry Sadowitz.
I could understand him not wanting his act to be seen out-of-context (though this clip does that), but he blocks things like Terry Hall videos and documentaries about swearing.

I'd quite like to re-watch The People vs Jerry Sadowitz to see if it is as good as I remember.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh. I know very little about Sadowitz.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is the archetypal B3tan.
Talks loads of offensive shite, with a bit of sense mixed in.
Loves to give it, but won't take it.
Hates pretty much everything.
But, occasionally, makes you piss yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha! I've loved his work for years, but it hasn't progressed in about 25 years.
Your comments are spot on though!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think, i heard, he is quite seriously ill, mentally ill like,
i mean, that's not an excuse for being an arsehole but it is often a very good reason
 (I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved People Vs
Best thing Channel 5 has ever shown (except for all the grot).
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do think they should bring the format back.
Even without Jerry, I can imagine it would work with other comedians.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that attitude I never really understood. Unless he's just a very complex human being.
I'd just wish I could see something of his online that would last more than 5 minutes up there. Seeing him live was pretty good. And I was fairly certain I saw at least one b3tan in the audience.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Free wool socks and jacket potatoes for everyone! Oh wait...

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comments disabled.
Surprise surprise. Couldn't hack the barrage of abuse he'd get I suppose. Easy to mouth off on the internet with impunity when you don't allow a response.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Clfford Brown
I love this. It's a shame he died in a car wreck at 25 years old. As a trumpet player, I nearly cry every time I hear this.

Alright, enough of my sobbing bullshit!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I play the trumpet too

*Bookmarks for later*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
b3ta trumpet players will rule the world kitchen appliances department someday.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't play so much now

Concentrate on the guitar and my band mostly. Brass bands mean contesting and playing fetes all summer, and orchestras mean bar counting and transposition.

Should do a little practise though, now I cone to think of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like me.
I used to be lead in college big bands. Now it's just working a little bit every day with a new embochure concept.

Pretty much all of my friends are pros now. One was lead with Mayard Furgeson's band. Another is playing tenor with Tower of Power. I can't imagine doing that for a living. But the tenor seems to be in heaven.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess you just have to pursue what you enjoy

I'm grade 8 but never good enough to play at that sort of standard. To be honest brass is generally not a type of music I enjoy listening to. I like chillout, metal and some dub I guess. Saw Gentleman's Dub Club recently who were great. Work and general malaise means I just can't really be arsed with it now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I've wanted to play guitar for ages. It's on my list of things. Monotonic instruments are not very interesting in general.
It didn't take me long before discovering punk and indie, and just wallowing in it. It seems old now, but Sonic Youth, My Bloody Valentine. No trumpets there. I've recently gone back to listening to jazz, and for some reason I'm finding it really enjoyable. Not most of it, but Miles, Coltrane, Bill Evans. Nothing like heroin induced music.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I love death metal

It's like jazz, but to the nth degree - harder, faster, heavier, and more extreme. Try listening to something like Spawn Of Possession and try to analyse it musically, it's insane.
As for heroin induced music, Alice In Chains and Nirvana.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool. Let's not forget Spacemen 3
Wait a minute. Does grade 8 mean you're like 16 years old? Or is that in reference to the band Grade 8?
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It means I can play the trumpet pretty well

By no means a virtuoso though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh... I couldn't equate your sig line with acid. Although, now that I think of it..we were insane in 8th grade.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm beginning to become utterly confused

Don't worry, it's not difficult.

Are you American? I didn't go to grade school, I'm 30. Grades are what you measure music in. I've got grade 8, which means I can play lots of black notes.

And in my spare time I like psychedelics. And drinking. Like now. So, sorry if I'm talking shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't mind me, I'm old enough to almost be your grandfather.
Internet !
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post No worries, daddy-o

Technical death metal. It's the next level of jazz, if you can get over the initial wtf, it's very rewarding.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post for our non UK readers
Grade 8 trumpet
 (Ping Telnet and the FTPs, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks ;o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have like a black belt in trumpet?
That's so cool.

Recommend me some Spawn Of Possession, I'm not familiar.

I very much enjoy Demilich though.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just what I happened to be listening to earlier today

youtu.be/7oT9_1zEDEA

Guys like this practise for hours a day to play like this, and no one seems to care!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not heard Demilich before

Good stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are cool guys.
www.anentity.com/demilich/download.php
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of them. It sounds frighteningly difficult now. But I did really well in that stuff once upon a time.
No more school for me!
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice piece
Not much alike, but you might like The Cinematic Orchestra if you've not heard them. Another great band to see live: youtu.be/fA8P2MSqNmw
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Footballer scores - falls down hole
Oops
(bigrbuk www.fantasyfootballtrader.co.uk, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
GOOOAAAAL!

....HOLE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

Are you real?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that an existential, rhetorical question?

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was meant for bigrbuk

Is he the new Raxi?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post There'll NEVER be another Raxi.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I've missed the Raxi incident altoghether.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was like The Matrix

Only shorter, and less interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think so
*prods himself* yup, I'm real
 (bigrbuk www.fantasyfootballtrader.co.uk, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

Pleased to make your acquaintance, sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post likewise

(bigrbuk www.fantasyfootballtrader.co.uk, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've got a keeper!
Top viddage.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow
they tried to stop him. Horrifying.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahah
brilliant, something about pride coming before a fall
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Score-chio!

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sminky pinky astra fiesta mondeo golf, chris waddle.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/OSndCeOMl7g
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Multi-pumpo tippomatico orgasma gizmo!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post niiice.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 links to go.......

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post *reads backstory*

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post what happens
If I post 4? Is there a party? Will there be a clown? I don't like clowns
 (bigrbuk www.fantasyfootballtrader.co.uk, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Chris Waddle
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Speedrun has done their version of Space 2001
Includes bewildering ending.
(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok, the ending makes more sense

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a link post 3000 posts, yay! NSFW

Probably GC, but hey ho. Anal Cunt's sound tech instructions. Made me smile ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
'Just a cunt hair' lol
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, this was the tour when they were actually playing 'songs'.
Fuckin' A is a hilarious album, it's like a collection of daft 80's rock cliches, all being screamed over by a crippled meth addict.

I loved that band.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...someone has to do it I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bonus song names:
www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Presidents Of The USA - Candy
Sweet.
(UTB, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
crakin' album; lovelly bass work.
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only just realised they released anything after #2 and pure frosting
and they are fun too.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a link post King Alex the First of Scotland abdicates!
Pretty much a given really.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm very surprised. It's the decent and appropriate thing to do for sure, but this is Salmond. I bet he gets a column in the Scottish Sun and a nice little stipend from Rupe.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard reports that he's at the border with a huge French army
he'll get down as far as Derby and then give up
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
he'll get down as far as Derby and then give up stop for a deep fried mars bar.
 kebab and irn bru
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post those deep fried mars bars are the energy giving equivalent of kendell mint cake

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post feel sorry for him

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha what a fat spaz!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post your momma

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
and your papa
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post are the same person
now
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has a habit of doing this
He knows the SNP are absolutely fucked without him. He'll play golf for a bit until Nicola Fish begs him to come back.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post All these nationalist parties have a one-trick twat that they are nothing without.
UKIP without Farage would be the same.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post See also Respect and the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Kind of Scotland is the current Duke of Bavaria,
and his official portrait looks like the orange peel scene from the Godfather.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a link post I Love the look at the camera.
We've all done it.
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8320858624/hCF0EF79C/
[mod edit - just a link is probably best for a 4mb gif]
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't stop watching that

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oops sorry mr mod :(

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post INSTANT BONER
MY PENIS IS CHAUVENISTIC
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's Dylan C Moore from supertalented CDZA people
seems a shame to just look at a gif from the end when they did such a good job on the whole thing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgigpC-xAB8
 (beholder the lurking lurker's lurker, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 1:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice!

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a link post First look at the new Popeye CG film

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post More scraping the bottom of the barrel..
When I was a kid I always thought Popeye was old dated and a total throwback to the 30s-40s so god knows what the kids of today will think!

I am holding out for a remake/reimagining/reboot/ yadda yadda of Bagpus.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you brother/sister/other
Popeye and Betty Boop were dated and shit when I was a kid in the 70's, is there really nothing more creative they can do?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one who thinks that Popeye looks a bit like Brian Peppers?

(DestructoLettuce, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not Sheriff JW Pepper from James Bond?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a link post --what a tool---

(I helped save b3ta! ARNOLD-R-LANE slaughtering the sacred cows on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post great effects
I take it's for a movie of some sorts?
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post When he starts filming again, he notices that the twister's taken him off to Paedoland.
It's Michael Bay's new movie about Operation Yewtree.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post HI ARNOLD

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post --fake and gay---

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post gay in the perjorative sense?
or homosexual?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see why we need to be divisive here
Surely we can accept the inclusion of both definitions?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post in the outback
noone can hear you gurn
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who is this Noone character?

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post sure he was part of New Labour
Geoff Noone?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT A FUCKIN' RADLER, MATE!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:30, , Reply)

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