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japanese overly dramatic nail growth montage

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:47, Share, Reply)

My lunch has just re-appeared on my desk

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:59, Share, Reply)

second lunch!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:32, Share, Reply)

He's probably never heard of it Pippin

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:47, Share, Reply)

I would thought it would drain better.
Ending is good though :D
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:54, Share, Reply)

Oh god...
I can only imagine those 3 holes were drilled in to relieve the pressure underneath.

There aren't that many other things I can imagine that would worse than having holes drilled through your finger nails.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:15, Share, Reply)

You can either drill them or poke a nail with hot steel
but it shouldn't hurt at all.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:23, Share, Reply)

RKO Montage (Chapter 2)

(Fluffster, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:32, Share, Reply)

oh JBL
you scamp.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:35, Share, Reply)

Who the fuck is Steve Ozzi? and why is stealing someone elses idea and putting his massive logo all over the clips?
(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:56, Share, Reply)

My favourite tune from Groovie Goolies
Cling Clang!

Some surprisingly good tunes from that show.

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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:23, Share, Reply)

more mars - robinson crusoe on mars
split into bits, alas, but oddly compulsive viewing.

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colmcq2, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:05, Share, Reply)

my god
I used to love this film.
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--- ---, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:15, Share, Reply)

Yeah, I liked this when I was younger and haven't seen it for years.
It also reminded me of the mid-'90s debut album by ambient-techno outfit Manna which included a number of samples and references to this film (e.g. this), which I also haven't listened to for years.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:45, Share, Reply)

Groovy Goolies Monster Mash
awesome.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:01, Share, Reply)

Imagine MLK but not...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:01, Share, Reply)

I have this dream all the time. I must be a visionary or just gagging for some action
"I saw the back of a woman. Blonde hair. Golden yellow dress on. She reaches up and unfastens it, and it falls off, showing her underwear."
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:11, Share, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZlCWHy7pU
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:13, Share, Reply)

Atlanta Falcons London Shows may take place in Barcelona...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:51, Share, Reply)

silly nfls
trying to expand beyond the only country that gives a shit about them.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:02, Share, Reply)

At least they managed to locate Europe

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:07, Share, Reply)

"Me and Allan were just chatting away when we came across these two with full bondage gear on and one getting a whipping over a gate only yards from our house."
DISGUSTING: "Allan and I....", you fucking mong.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:50, Share, Reply)

Brilliant!
"We thought it was a woman until the person turned round and you could see his big Adam's apple"
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:53, Share, Reply)

Bloody Pagans

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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:54, Share, Reply)

Street Fighter Christmas clobber
Sod the socks, I want the sweater.
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Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:46, Share, Reply)

As it is nearly Halloween NSFW
...anyone fancy a trip round this place?

(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:21, Share, Reply)

<Insert obligatory "Tabs' Cellar" comment here>

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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:46, Share, Reply)

I'll <insert something> into you in a minute, young lady!
_{Hint: It was recently taken down from display in a Parisian square.}
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:55, Share, Reply)

mona lisa has been taken down?
i am confuse.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:56, Share, Reply)

he means the only one of his buttplugs that will actually stay in

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:58, Share, Reply)

i am confuse no more.
regards.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:04, Share, Reply)

Fun!
Though it looks like 2-3 hours might not be long enough to really appreciate it.
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presferatu, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:59, Share, Reply)

needs a happy ending

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:18, Share, Reply)

drama
students really are fucking terrifying.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:00, Share, Reply)

~~fucking terrifying~~ not deserving of oxygen
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:46, Share, Reply)

Putin Automaton
This goes up for sale in Germany, and Automaton of Putin annexing the Crimea. Sure it will ruffle a few feathers.

More here: Clicky for Indy link

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:11, Share, Reply)

Nice!

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An Egg ,D, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 23:52, Share, Reply)

Amusing little cartoon blog about Mrs Jebus
Takes a few pics to gain momentum...
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:53, Share, Reply)

Oh, now I do like that!
Proper little chuckles and all. Good find! :)
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:18, Share, Reply)

Excellent!

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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:50, Share, Reply)

Infidel. I will behead you. You will......
Oh wait, its only our other great prophet, but as he's followed by our enemies it doesn't fit into my backward identity politics to attack those that mock Jebus.
So. Carry on.
(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:22, Share, Reply)

66
Cerlickerty click, very funny thanks
(riffjedibaby almost 1,000 chickens, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:31, Share, Reply)

Invaders from Mars!!!
Wednesday movie time (as it's a bit slow)

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:48, Share, Reply)

class !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:02, Share, Reply)

Classic film!
Spot the zips on the aliens.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:05, Share, Reply)

I fucking love that film
Hey Dad? What happened to your neck?
Nothing, I caught it on a barbed wire fence
But there isn't any b*
Whack!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:10, Share, Reply)

Back in the (cough) 80s BBC2 used to show a lot of there 50s films
It was mega.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:25, Share, Reply)

Well back in the 80s
The 50s were to them what the 80s are to us now.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:01, Share, Reply)

yes!
used to watch them with my mum, fantastic!
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:34, Share, Reply)

That must've been when I first saw this...aged about 3 or 4.
Scared the living shit out of me.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:35, Share, Reply)

39:47 now THAT guy knows how to wear a hat at a rakish angle.

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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:49, Share, Reply)

HOT WHEELS!
Skip to 25secs as there is an unnecessarily long intro.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:22, Share, Reply)

No loop-the-loop.
I am disappoint.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:34, Share, Reply)

There's another one with loopiness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVS4ts1A-ao
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:05, Share, Reply)

That's a weird geordie/scottish/american accent right there...

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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:28, Share, Reply)

why did they blank out the driver
is he some kinda fiddler?
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:37, Share, Reply)

It's a female driver
and this was aired in Saudi Arabia, where women drivers still aren't quite accepted.

::Edit:: I genuinely made up the bit about it being a female driver. I have no fucking idea frankly.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:51, Share, Reply)

for reals?
fucking dipshits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:55, Share, Reply)

oh bless

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:06, Share, Reply)

That's an awfully large number of exclamation marks.
Especially considering the current punctuation shortage in africa :(
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:02, Share, Reply)

lol
logo on the ramp says "at the 500" and looking at the surrounding track I'm guessing it's Indianapolis.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:13, Share, Reply)

Couldn't they just photoshop in a CDC?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:03, Share, Reply)

They should have build a giant coffee table for it to crash into at the end

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:08, Share, Reply)

For the next stunt
Launch them down the stairs...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:51, Share, Reply)

Without silly intro
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SjX7A_FR6g
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:45, Share, Reply)

...and the loopy one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVS4ts1A-ao
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:46, Share, Reply)

Needs more crashing into little brothers head...
sending him into a screaming fit while you desperately try to get him to be quiet as to not get caught.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:29, Share, Reply)

Jesus on his days off
He's just like us!
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:58, Share, Reply)

Three giraffes* and a rabbit** at Dublin Zoo*** part II
*one giraffe
**white rhino
***Moholoholo Wildlife Rrehabilitation Centre

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:30, Share, Reply)

IKEA Singapore make a Halloween ad :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 7:56, Share, Reply)

Ha!
Neat!
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:01, Share, Reply)

Nice
but a Zombie film would have been better suited. In Ikea, 28 days later …
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:10, Share, Reply)

Fuck that
20 minutes is enough for me.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:59, Share, Reply)

excellent :)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:27, Share, Reply)

Yep...
A nightmare in Neasden
(otl, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:52, Share, Reply)

Gets in before HappyToast - The Entire Hobbit Trilogy!
in Lego
in 72 seconds

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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 7:22, Share, Reply)

that's a better length

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 7:56, Share, Reply)

That's what your Mother said!
BOOOOM!
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:07, Share, Reply)

My sister has started saying 'BOOM' all the time on Facebook, but does it without any of your sarcasm.
She has a fascination with South African people and attributes her use of the word to their wonderful 'sense of humour'. I think she might be a mental.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:20, Share, Reply)

On the subject of Seth Efrikaans,
Do we have news on whether or not Oscar Pistorius has been violently raped by an AIDS ridden psychopath yet?
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:49, Share, Reply)

Or she's Basil Brush
Half a Basil Brush?
Basil?
Brush?
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:34, Share, Reply)

could just a naked fist

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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:45, Share, Reply)

lovely end

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:02, Share, Reply)

Nice!.
I reckon there's probably a few hundred pounds worth of hobbit Lego sets there.
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presferatu, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:08, Share, Reply)

So, one or two then?

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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:06, Share, Reply)

Medical Marijuana
This is a pretty graphic video of an 11 year old girl named Cyndi Mae. She has epilepsy, and at 10 seconds in she can be seen having a severe epileptic seizure. At 30 seconds in, you can see her mother rubbing Cannabis Oil between her bottom lip and her gums so that the THC can be absorbed and can take effect, allowing her to breathe again.

(chompedhomas, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:20, Share, Reply)

I saw this the other day, not epilepsy but Parkinson's, but still very interesting www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBh2LxTW0s0
(itilliterate, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:35, Share, Reply)

properly sick of all this 'marijuana is the wonder drug blah blah' bollocks
You like getting stoned. Just be fucking honest about it. All this 'heals the lame, makes the blind see' bullshit just obscures the real issue that it is entirely up to us what we put in our bodies.
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:52, Share, Reply)

I like getting wasted. I don't give a fuck if it helps some mong
Then again, it's easy to grow enough for yourself, so I'm not too fussed about legislation either. It won't make any difference to me
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 2:55, Share, Reply)

do the research yourself, then
Activated thc crystals of skunk nuggets of the highest dankness levels are proven to kill 99% of all cancers on contact, including ADHD and Crohn's, while also boosting brain function as well as brain function.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 3:38, Share, Reply)

Pistol bullets are proven to kill 100% of cancer cells on contact...
...when they're in a petri dish, but then again so do a hell of a lot of other things. Killing things in petri dishes is quite easy.

Killing microscopic cells distributed around a living person's body is another matter altogether.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:04, Share, Reply)

haha!!!
So all stoners are super intelligent now??? Increase brain function my arse, increase sit around doing fuck all function.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:11, Share, Reply)

"while also boosting brain function as well as brain function."
Not sure if he's being ironic or not...
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:25, Share, Reply)

Ironic? Or just silly?
This is b3ta.
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JamTallons, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:52, Share, Reply)

pretty accurate rendering, thanks.

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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:33, Share, Reply)

You don't even get that high on weed, though.
Now if it was LSD or MDMA you'd have an argument, although I think everyone should be allowed to use exactly as many drugs as they feel inclined to, whenever they feel like, weed being the most inoffensive and lightweight of the series of drugs, inducing only a mild stoning that functions a lot like coffee for well-acquainted users.
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:52, Share, Reply)

that's what you think
because you're stoned, everyone else can see how bloody useless you become though
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:05, Share, Reply)

The medical benefits isn't bullshit
And some people want those benefits and still be able to function, go to work, drive etc.

www.gwpharm.com/therapeutic-areas.aspx
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:41, Share, Reply)

they just mostly forget the oil isn't naturally a roll-up?

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:03, Share, Reply)

I'm not saying there are no legitimate claims about the medical benefits,
but there is lots of bullshit available about it too, and I've heard some unintentionally hilarious ones, and that's all I was poking fun at :)

Has there been a good systematic review done of studies about cannabinoids treating epilepsy?
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:17, Share, Reply)

We want Enzyme! We want Enzyme!!

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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:22, Share, Reply)

~~zyme~~ emas
(x2)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:36, Share, Reply)

I know nothing about this.
Nor do I care.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:30, Share, Reply)

^too pepped up on goofballs to care

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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:03, Share, Reply)

Haven't you heard? It cures Ebola!!
www.collective-evolution.com/2014/10/18/doctor-suggests-that-marijuana-can-protect-you-from-ebola/
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:38, Share, Reply)

So you get massively stoned and stay in your house for 2 weeks eating wotsits.

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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:49, Share, Reply)

Bloody hell,
How stoned is she?
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:00, Share, Reply)

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