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This is a link post Nigerian woman files for divorce due to size of husband's schvantz

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is 'schvantz' the same as 'schlong'?
What's the nationality of the slang? I love history of words etc.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is a yiddish term. My buddy's dad used it all the time.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schvantz

And

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph4MFn9PA_g
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta. Guessed so.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Schwanz is German for 'tail'
And German slang for penis.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hence the old chestnut "Apfenschwanz".
I sometimes wonder if our German teacher taught us usable insults or just the equivalent of "stupid face" and "doo-doo head".
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post In what context did your buddy's dad use the term with you?
You may have a case.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post A case against Uncle Cliff?
It is somewhat funny that we don't talk anymore.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it on a Summer Holiday?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Schmuck is also Yiddish for penis, I think.
We get a fair few slang words from them.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post germanic language

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 1:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Back in the days I watched moto gp
just so I could snicker at this guys name.
www.kevin-schwantz.com/
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting that it was a Sharia court and they seem to have taken a reasonable stance on it
Perhaps all Muslims isn't naughty peoples
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Pow!! Right On The Shitter!!!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of this message.
I like that she didn't worry about him landing on a mat and how she left her arm underneath which likely contributed to his rib pain.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post She knew EXACTLY what she was doing.
Someone with her level of skill doesn't have to do that.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post In other words, she was asking for it?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have mixed feelings.
Strength makes huge difference, to deny that you need to be delusional.

But he is the one to blame for his broken ribs, he was looking for the cheap show

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlOgoyhwl7E
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine the making of this video going in the following way:
Guy: I have a great idea for an interview. I'll pretend to be sexist by saying that you can't hurt me because you're a woman, and then people will think it's hilarious when you own me and they'll share it on facebook.

Girl: Okay, I throw people on the ground all the time, so sure.

Guy (to himself): And since she's a woman, it's totally safe and I won't get hurt even though I don't know what I'm doing.

And then his ribs get broken.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Yes

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rather, I think it's the first few minutes of low budget porn.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post BOTH
I think she is hot tbh.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post my problem with this
is that are things you can do to maximise hurt, she does them. Women can't playfight without going too far.
*runs away*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, come one.
She didn't curb stomp him or anything.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your username is tits.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Japan
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zCwXVzsCOI
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a link post A good way to get rid of future donations.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHY AM I LOOKING AT YOUR GAMER?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was only 'resting' in his account.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post jesus
I guess it seems like a lot of money now, but it might have to last him a long time..
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post so people pay to watch people play games
mad times
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this:
youtu.be/f5RrGFBbbSY
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING EGGS!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. One of my best mates does exactly that and is doing well off it. Getting paid to play games.. cant be all bad!
https://www.youtube.com/user/TehJamJar
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone explain what's going on here?
This is one of those times I feel I must be getting old.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I've tried really hard to avoid posting that question
*prouds*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was summed up in my first post.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a link post my! Olive has changed quite a bit. where's Stan Butler then? NSFW

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
:(
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Are you the driver?"
Ha.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a link post molten lead and other feats

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to try that molten lead thing at home right now.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leidenfrost effect
Can only go so far! :-)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post *googles Leidenfrost effect*
oooh edumacation on b3ta
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck, sorry! :-)

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post so that's where my roof lining went

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did he discover that he could do this?
And what did he think he was doing at the time?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a link post UK denies Nigerian lesbian refugee status because she had hetero sex
Cringeworthy: she "submitted footage and photographic evidence of her sex life to prove that she is homosexual." Oh, people.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post POIDH

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I were in the Home Office I would only question the hot ones.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kick her balls and get her tae fuck.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nae munters

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Send her to Australia
Fuckit. Send us all there.
Yay!

Seriously though; this is a very one dimensional report on a complex legal process which screams: "Awww we didn't win - PRESS! PRESS!"

Send her to Wales.

Bullshit
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, she is bi-sexual then?
And the Nigerian authorities are totally fine with that?
How very progressive.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Cooking with Shiba

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well he made a right dog's dinner out of that
*runs*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post He really wolfed it down.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're barking up the wrong tree here

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post inu what he was doing

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That made me laugh like a toddler on vodka, thanks.
*Watches again*

edit: *many, many times*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
XD
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a Korean version of this?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes there is.

He skinned the farking dog alive, boiled it up and ate it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 3:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was that the answer you were fishing for?

Very well played, if that was your subtle joke.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 3:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha, that fucking ketchup :D

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does the dog have OCD?
"Every time I knock over 2 jars, I have to squirt some ketchup on the floor, or my dam might die"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The ketchup...
... for some reason this cracks me up and I don't understand why.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's a cat in disguise.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Syndicate (The good Bullfrog one) is now free on Origin (the bad steam)
Might have a little nostalgasm tonight.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that.
Syndicate wars was good too, right until the level where it decided to take all your agents away and replace them with one bloke with a pea shooter and a limp. At that point I took the disk out of the machine and stopped playing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome game.
Would've probably passed my 12+ if I wasn't up all night playing this instead of revising.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god, I wasted so much time on that...

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
Although:

Minimum system requirements:

• Windows XP / Windows Vista / Windows 7
• 1.8 GHz Processor
• 512MB RAM (1 GB recommended)
• 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 7 (compatible with DirectX 9 recommended)
• 2GB HDD

Did anything of this spec exist outside NASA in 1993?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Daggerfall was fresh in stores 1996, wiki tells me
and I seem to recall my friend had this 486 super machine which still stuttered when a nuance of the morning sky needed to load or a farmer appeared on the horizon

...but it may have been a different machine... A lot of water has been passed under the bridges since.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post 486 was not a super machine in 1996
7 years past release.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually called him to ask - indeed, it was not the 486

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, I had a Pentium 100 MHz in 1995

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post With 4 meg ram and 50 gig hd :)

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think 16 MB RAM actually.
No idea about HD. Seen this PC a year ago, beep code- missing CPU, but it was in place...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Twins have different phenotypes
Racists and race baiters unsure who to hate.


(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would never happen in the US
The white one would have shot the black one for looking at her funny in the womb.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that's racist AND paedo. Good job.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get the paedo angle, but if you are feeling such urges, I would seek help.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do.
Here, on b3ta.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post We'll be around at 7 to pick you up in the van
b3ta.com/links/1281109
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "We"? So you're allowed to leave the facility?
Wow, that's what I call making progress. Good for you. :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't ask, don't tell.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Question, is "biracial" the new officially non racist term?
We need to update the racial term dictionaries we give to British actors before appearing on US telly.

#cumberbatchwasrobbed
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Under US law, the redhead could claim to be "African American" for educational, educational and government program privileges.
But, I'm sure that would drive many people crazy.

As an aside, a popular US senator, Elizabeth Warren, claimed native American heritage, that helped her get entry to law school and a Harvard teaching position. When challenged, she said that her grandmother's stories made her feel native or something and the press has largely left that alone, even seeing her as a viable candidate for US president some day.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't you just say "well I was born here"
thereby fulfilling all requirements of being a native of America.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, because words have been hijacked for political purposes. For example, a man from Libya cannot claim to be African American.
But, many entities accept "self proof" for special opportunities, such as university acceptance and tenure. The initial intent for helping economically deprived individuals has long been frustrated.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Largely left it alone as it's a non-story.
"officials involved in her hiring at Harvard, the University of Pennsylvania, the University of Texas and the University of Houston Law Center all said that she was hired because she was an outstanding teacher, and that her lineage was either not discussed or not a factor." Source

Good job those Republican senators wouldn't have any questionable practices, shady interests or flexible morals though eh?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stand corrected on the university bases for hire.
However, she She recently claimed it in her book that she was native, submitted recipes to a only-native cookbook and her native "heritage" was used as evidence by Harvard that their faculty was diverse. I would suggest that both saying it and allowing others to claim it without correction is less than honest.

And you are absolutely correct about republicans. They have proven time and time again that they are untrustworthy, most notably what they said they would do following the most recent election.

I may not be right, but I view republicans as self policing more than democrats when someone does wrong. Look how dems handle criticism of O or Clinton - it is destroy the accuser as M. O.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're not right.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ13jHp7_P4
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFuRwnAvRLk
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A0dLcWzUCo#t=17
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post shocked and appalled

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The gingery one disturbingly kind of ressembles David Bowie

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post She looks like someone drew a face on a pancake

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bowie looks like a pancake?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post With a face drawn on it.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Proof that there is no discernible limit to the interwebz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_d20ye3wT8
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would have been cooler if they had each other's hair
but whatevs
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a link post To go with that Tim Curry interview down there /\
Only available in supergrainyblur'o'vision

Richard O'Brien
this is him doing an accoustic version of "science fiction double feature"
very easy on the ears and has a clips of all the films and actors and actresseses doing there actoring in the video, so you can see who he is singing about.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't know Captain Picard could play the Guitar.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Start the fans please!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGzYCkki8Es
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I loved that as a youngster, brilliant.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish he'd publish an autobiography.
He's always funny and interesting in interviews.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a link post 3 kids accidentally shot in 4 days in the same US county
get your free Gun Lock now www.khou.com/story/news/local/2015/03/02/harris-county-constable-hickman-giving-away-free-gun-locks/24286529/

Don't these gunlocks make having a gun in your home in case someone breaks in a bit pointless? Especially when you've obviously got to get it out your safe first.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post And only 320 million people living there.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a densely packed county

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post surprising when the whole state only has 27 million

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know I meant the USA.
I was going to write a snarky reply but then thought, nah, be nice. But then you were snotty anyway.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, I have a cold

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post fight fight fight

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post (10 times sparser than the UK)

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I use a gun safe with fingerprint recognition + key lock.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I chopped my kid's hands off. Works like a charm.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehe

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post why not give thalidomide tablets to pregnant ladys
that way you will never have any cases of kids shooting guns and accidentaly killing people to death
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a flippin' horrible suggestion

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it has fingers, it's dangerous.
Give them the cleaver.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guns don't kill people, fingers kill people!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post No mention on whether the owners of the firearms possessed them legally or not.
It is clear from the incendiary links at the bottom that the "news" outlet is trying to imply that this is typical of gun owners.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post And not one of them was Scottish.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post And just what difference would that have made?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post If these guns were held illegally
It would provide 'proof' to the gun nuts that guncontrol doesn't work.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Gunmetal will read that on The Gateway Pundit that the kids were all illegal aliens and bank robbers, then all will be ok in his world again.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen a lot of news stories about kids living with parents that use and sell drugs and keep illegal firearms (or as the dems call it "soon to be legal firearms") and because they're also having babies, it puts them in close quarters
Also, because people who buy weapons to protect their illicit trade rarely get them through legal means, they are less likely to learn or teach gun safety.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post All of their parents were drug dealers then?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post All of whose parents? The kids in the story or those in my account?
If the latter, they were either dealers or living with someone who dealt. The guns were for protection against police or those interested in robbing the drugs and cash.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've stated that if these guns were held legally this may not have happened.
It only takes one careless moment, a lapse of judgement on a persons behalf and a kid could get hold of a gun and shoot themselves, a parent or a friend, whether the gun is legally held or not.

You're now going on about kids who live with parents who deal drugs, there's no mention of that in this story so i don't know why you're talking about drugs and dealers like that's to blame, you're talking hypothetically....yet again, as you always do in threads relating to guns.

If you mention immigrants, drugs, dealers, the gays (add what you choose) in every thread about guns it isn't justification for something like this by association.

You read The Gateway Pundit and often post links here to justify your paranoid, twisted reasoning, you refer to the news source Happy Toast has posted as a "news" site, therefore seemingly questioning how reputable it is.

Enjoy your gun-fun.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly accidents happen, but firearm deaths are not even close to the leading cause of death for children.
And yes, people who don't anticipate using the firearm in a criminal manner tend to treat the weapons with much more respect. Are there exceptions? Of course.

And you're right, there was not mention in the story, which begged the question. I think this doubly so when the website had a pictograph at the bottom that stated, "Which politicians want guns in schools". That was an attempt to imply how horrible such politicians are (BTW the school Obama's children attend has armed guards).

And I don't view drug dealers in the same light as gays or immigrants - that's your personal hang up.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"And you're right, there was not mention in the story, which begged the question."

I read this story and didn't think "There was no mention that the parents were drug dealers, i wonder if they were?", that's very twisted and gives an insight in how your mind instantly looks for something to blame this on so you can justify it happening to someone who isn't a well liked member of society.

The website implied certain politicians were horrible? You implied the parents were probably drug dealers.

"And I don't view drug dealers in the same light as gays or immigrants - that's your personal hang up." = I know you are, you said you are, but what am i? Which is your usual tact. In that case i'm going to play you at your own tedious game and suggest YOU view gays and immigrants as being worse than drug dealers.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post But why mention gays or immigrants at all when I didn't mention it, unless "that's very twisted and gives an insight in how your mind instantly looks for something to blame this on ..."
The article seemed more of an abstract than an article, so those questions came up. I did wonder, were the children not trained? were the firearms easily accessible? With those questions, my brain hearkened back to previous news reports of instances in which children were shot. I then gave some "surmises".

Sometimes one has to get beyond the political slant of "news" and look at the facts. Where there are no facts, one naturally questions.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't question, you jump to the first conclusion that legitimises your beliefs and reinforces them to yourself.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Humans and their weird thought patterns, innit.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post "but firearm deaths are not even close to the leading cause of death for children"
What are you saying there, until they are lets not do anything about it?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much bad law has been created in illogical, feel-good "If we can only save one child" terms
The firearm is highly regulated. Regulations don't stop misuse or accidents with firearms any more than they do with cars or food. For a constitutionally protected right, on equal par with free speech, religion and voting, it is hyper regulated.

Look at the bad effect alcohol has on society: there are rules and regulations attempting to control its manufacture, sale and distribution, but few speak anymore of an outright ban.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh look
a squirrel
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHOOT IT
BLAM BLAM BLAM MUEHAAAHAHAHA BLAM BLAM BLAM MUEHAAAHAHAHA BLAM BLAM BLAM MUEHAAAHAHAHA BLAM BLAM BLAM MUEHAAAHAHAHA BLAM BLAM BLAM MUEHAAAHAHAHA BLAM BLAM BLAM MUEHAAAHAHAHA BLAM BLAM BLAM MUEHAAAHAHAHA BLAM click click
Click?
Ok fun's over.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yippy ki yay!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every gun owner is a responsible gun owner
right up to the point that someone gets shot.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Basically, I think that if you ever see a kid you need to shoot first.
Just to be safe.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone getting shot doesn't mean irresponsibility...
because they might have really deserved it.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guns don't kill people
Kids kill people



with guns
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post if the kids had have had guns too
everything would have been alright.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jim Jeffries on gun control
Especially the bit about locking them up.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP3HJVp3n9c
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a comic, not a statistician evidently.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's be fair though, he's right about there being only one reason to keep them.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do like guns, but that's not my only reason to own them. I've seen the psychological trauma associated with violent crimes. I choose not to expose myself or family to that if possible.
With a large, unsecured southern border and tens of thousands of people pouring across the border unchallenged, disarming the populace only serves the cartels and criminals.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, look, you mentioned immigrants.
I guess that's your personal hangup.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't mention immigrants at all. I mentioned people crossing the border illegally.
That includes drug cartels, terrorists, criminals and people seeking to flout immigration laws. All of these have created economic, safety and public health issues.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha you're totally bonkers mate!
immigrants come in legal and illegal flavours. people seeking to flout immigration laws are still immigrants. :D silly billy.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I see you point. When I wrote it up there ^ I was thinking of the human traffickers that do horrible things to people.
But, booo, I'm against those who want a medal for coming in illegally as immigrants too.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post CAUTION, GUNMETAL REVERSING, CAUTION, GUNMETAL REVERSING.
You were on about human traffickers who do horrible things to people?

Yeah, the human traffickers are swarming into the USA and fucking shit up.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Read it again sweetie. I said crossing the border, not swarming. Are you in favor of people entering countries illegally?
You should research the horrible things that happen to people who trust coyotes.

And since you brought it up: www.washingtonexaminer.com/did-the-administration-lie-about-obamas-immigration-action/article/2561037
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, look, it's Obama again.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, that's the guy.
This immediately came to mind when I first read that news.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Woah........
Space. Yay!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thoroughly enjoyed that.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's almost like a frontier, perhaps a final one at that.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice piccies
Asthmatic, hippy bullshit voice over
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post erm.....Carl Sagan is no goddam hippy!!!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post With respect, sir - you think Jesus was a hippie.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Long hair, wore sandles, couldnt hold down a job and spouted philosophical bollocks.
Sounds like a hippy to me.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post A long haired one
That loved everybody.

The bastard.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, just asthmatic then
Reminds me of those 180 cinema things in planetariums. They always have gobbledy-gook soundtracks over them as well.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're calling Carl Sagan an asthmatic hippy?
Sacrilege.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The man was a equal to Stephen Hawkings or Arthur C CLark...
And dying of cancer when recoding this, hence the hippy asthma.

So, yeah, a hippy.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never saw the appeal of Clarke.
But I only read the 2001 books. Is the Rama one any good? What about the one with the warmongering alien elephant people?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ookokok
He was better than Clarke!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ILUVCS

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whit??!!??
You are not made of star stuff. You, sir, are made of cunt stuff.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post *jizzes*

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This ^

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Asthmatic or not
I love Carl Sagan's voice. Rare combination of science and poetry.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post living on another planet in our solar-system
would be a bit like, but far more uncomfortable than living in an air tight caravan in the arctic.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a link post An Embroidery of Voids
Just a neat little hyperlapse moving through different corridors and alleyways.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool; kinda eerie sound track

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice, reminded me of Limitless.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a link post More sick fucks
Could anyone explain how this is manslaughter and not murder? (edit: there was no mention in the charges of torture or abuse that I could find)

I've got a daughter this age and this made me want to cry, puke and riot simultaneously.

'pols for lack of lols
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because the human race is shit
And needs to be blown off the face of the planet?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure
but what a weird case. Utterly bizarre. Can only assume the mother was seriously vulnerable to have been manipulated like that.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cleared of murder. Wow.
Should have been sentenced to 1 clandestine meeting with a branch of the EDL.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It might just be murder when those two go inside

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obligatory
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSn9xPnjLps
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That's a blast from the past!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Moider
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddOWdulCerQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post MOIDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbQCjXo7VF4
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Normally it's manslaughter instead of murder if an intent to kill can't be proven.
But seeing as she died smothered by a pillow that's hard to see.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably couldn't prove who did the smothering

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post twisted

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post the day after tomorrod

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post die hard
erm...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post lethal weapon d
Got it.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what happens when you give lezzers asylum

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post It did answer one question, though:
The Daily Mail went for "Muslim Lesbian" in their headline, rather than choosing just one of the two qualities.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a link post an interview with Tim Curry
I find his voice very relaxing as I work here...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post has he ever done a bad movie?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Legend with Tom Cruise

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post But his bits were good.
I'm particularly partial to Clue!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mister Body's body! It's gone!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is a great film

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He MADE that film!
Yes, without Curry it would have been absolute dross but that one inspired piece of casting turned it round completely.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was even good
in the Command and Conquer games.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tim Curry's Frankenstein?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking loved Red Alert 3
I was pretty much in tears when he did this bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yMy7JuGpJM
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sppppaayyyccce!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congo?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post oof! Forgot he was in that

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to have brought it back. :(

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say that's a slang term for something really kinky if I didn't know any better.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's just the only thing I can remember from that movie
it was about that man "Kony 2012" hunting dinosaurs or something, right?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, sounds about right.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha oh dear

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was this recorded via a tin can??

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Addams Family Reunion is fucking abysmal.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Family reunions usually are.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a link post High octane adventures in scripture!
Bible stories through the medium of animated talking monster trucks. Praise be!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post :|

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finally, ffs!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for introducing me to "Junkboy" (he's my new hero)
Handy episode guide. Uncannily similar to my redtube bookmarks.
• Race Relations - a lesson about jealousy (James 3:16)
• Missing Mom - a lesson in encouragement (1 Thes. 5:11)
• Bathtime for Junkboy - a lesson in hygiene (Isaiah 1:16)
• The Big Timeout - a lesson in cooperation (Ecc. 4:9)
• The Big Sleepover - a lesson in obedience (Exodus 19:5)
• Teamwork - a lesson about pride (Prov. 11:2)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Astonishing stuff from the Delhi bus rapists.
Interview with the rapists and their lawyers as part of a longer programme due to be broadcast this Sunday on BBC4. Indian society sounds truly enlightened :(
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just reading this
Depressing stuff
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was scaring the shit out of me yesterday
Where do these kinds of views come from? Is it a new thing, or old?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mein Kampf has been a best seller there recently
Supposedly there is a lot of respect for what the author achieved, and they some how think they can distance themselves mentally from what happened.

I haven't read it myself, and assume it is a bit putrid - but I mention this as a barometer for the place.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read about this incident two years ago, but this is fucking ghastly.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just don't get how
a country that elected a female prime minister back in the 60's can still be so ridiculously backwards towards women.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post My wife wanted to visit India, now she doesn't. Can't think why.
Too many men in a society which considers women as virtually nothing, then add in caste system and this is one of many symptoms.
Remove bollocks and hands with a rusty knife, I say.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post What India needs is to be ruled by enlightened European nations.
(See also Africa, The Middle East & Asia)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like Colonial India failed?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to love Gandhi's reply when asked what he thought of Western Civilisation...
..which was "I think it would be a good idea"
Now I just find it depressingly ironic.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a link post I think this is interesting
tl;dr radicalism driven by alienation
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Parklife.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit late for that love.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has the intellectual power of a 7 year old
What a fucking wanker
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He should probably stop now
all this being a fuckwit is seriously overshadowing anything reasonable he might have, or will ever say.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post He needs to knuckle down
and study for his 12+.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Ok, I might have been a bit pissed
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough.
It did cause quite a lot of mirth. You're not alone in the old pissed up post department ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really want to watch this so can anyone confirm that he concludes by planning a trip to ISIS controlled Iraq?
Please?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly not.
Basically his usual fare. The system is corrupt, we're all racist, jihadi John is a victim of this.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post So more left wing guilty hand wringing in the face of islamic violence?
Does he work for the guardian?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why yes,
yes he does.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm puzzled why liberals go out of their way to defend Islam
given it's basically completely opposed to their 'tolerant' liberal values, as we see in the world today.

Though self-proclaimed liberals themselves don't seem to be very 'tolerant' if you have views other than their own.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's like this
lefties love muzzies because they tend not to be white and the worst thing that can happen to a lefty is to be accused of being racist. Lefties love a big diversity of ethnicities because that is their dream of a 'vibrant' (whatever the fuck that means) multicultural society. But lefties do not like diversity of opinion because the Left is always right and the Right is always left behind with their backward views. Right? I hope this helps.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post But surely that simply highlights their own insecurity about ethnicity in themselves
given they can't make the difference between a religion and someone's skin colour? I don't really care if someone is white anglo saxon or brown asian, if they are coming out with intolerant, fascist bullshit, I will pull them up for being a cunt, not defend them just because they are non-white. It just makes people who harp on with their 'liberal values' come across as narrow-minded fuckwits themselves.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Raaaaaacist!!!!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post that wasnt his argument

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post of course it wasn't.
but do you really expect a bunch of chest-thumping internet tough guys to thoughtfully and constructively think about these issues?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why can't we strike a deal with ISIS in which we send them people to behead?
Pretty much a win/win, right?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is an interesting topic
reminds me of how america goes apeshit over terrorist attacks and yet when a teenager goes on a gun rampage its just one of those things.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a link post RMT Union leader completely loses it with Nick Ferrari on LBC
Doing the union movement a massive favour.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post If there was no suggestion Ferrari has been beating his wife
why didn't Ferrari just say "I don't beat my wife" then the union guy would've had to answer his question trapped by his own bizarre logic
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think saying he doesn't have a wife pretty much did that.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Union bloke is making a point
about unfair questions.

The "When did you stop beating your wife?" question is an example used to teach lawyers, etc., about what counts as an unfair question. The imputation is clearly that you used to beat your wife at some point. The fairer question would be "Did you ever beat your wife?".

Unfortunately, he comes across as a bit of a nutter because a) not everyone gets the reference, and b) well... he just comes across as a bit of a nutter.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get the point
"Did he, as is reported, fail the breath test?" is not a loaded question, it's pretty straight forward
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post We don't know if that was the qestion, though.
The report is edited so that, at best, there is no context to the question 'Have you stopped beating your wife?', or, a worse scenario, edited to appear it was in response to the question 'Did he, as is reported, fail the breath test?' which is a question we know was asked, but whether or not it prompted the tirade is unclear.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you stopped beating the bishop?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
but I'm nearly there
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this what ITV News is like?
"Shock rant"
"Bizarre turn"
I should decide for myself whether this was a shock rant or bizarre turn after being given all the facts, not just told what to think. I don't know if it was either of these things because this is the only report on the matter I have seen and it didn't give me all the facts.

"...claims it is a well known phrase" - do some research, it is a well known phrase.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:14, , Reply)

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