She is a screamer!
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NSFW due to the noise she is making......
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Only until you get it tied at the top. Then she goes quiet.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 11:39,
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operation yewtree alert!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 14:28,
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Why did they put a howler monkey in that thing?
Surely that's just cruel.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 12:00,
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evolution
screaming
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 12:44,
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She sounds like a football referee who has just choked on his whistle
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Ha ha ha ha!!!
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 13:48,
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if there was ever a good time for a seatbelt failure, this is it
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 3 Jul 2015, 13:44,
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From the preview pic
i thought there was a bird in the middle in a burqa keeping her composure.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 15:55,
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She really knows there's a camera on her.
So fucking annoying.
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Extreme drone metal
I remember I had this marshall amp and i put the distortion all the way up and then I put another distortion on top of that and then it sounded just completely like...distorted and stuff. It sounded real cool.
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I like sunn o))) but I don't think a youtube video through my monitor speakers is necessarily the best way to listen to them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 13:36,
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It has been a while since I listened to them
Time to dig out the albums of these and then maybe some God Speed... Beautiful stuff.
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 18:34,
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There was no drone....
no missile ,no blood. I am dissapoint.
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Awesome Live - like a very very slow pantomime.
Oh yes it is.
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Wire - "I am The Fly"
That video of the Chinese restaurant made me think of this.
Now it's stuck in my head.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 11:08,
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Saw them live in 1979.
There was also a band called The Id (became OMD) and Vice Versa (became ABC) IIRC.
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I bought Pink Flag because I liked the cover
Weirdly haven't heard anything else by them ever, but I loved Pink Flag
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Yes and yes again
The whole album ('Chairs Missing') is a fucking revelation if you like this, very meticulous and sharp, and great songs - it's my equal favourite Wire album (who are one of my favourite bands) alongside '154'. Nothing sounded like this in 1978, unless you count PiL..
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 17:34,
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Don't try to fool me, it's Blur!
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POTWASH PETE. (Short comedy film by This Glorious Monster)
I made this!
Love, ambition and the art of washing up.
Hello B3ta!
Hope you are all well. We filmed our first long form thingy ma bob. Shot it in a day for £300. Bit of a experiment for us. Hope you enjoy!
Much love
TGM.
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This film didnt make me want to hurl things at my monitor so have a click from me.
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THANKS HAPPY TOAST!
Cheers for taking the time to watch it sir.
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Haha :D
I really enjoyed that. Truth be know and for no real reason I thought it was going to be shite.
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Haha. That is always my first thought when I hear the words SHORT FILM.
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Really excellent work there.
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Thanks Sir! A relief it seems to be going down ok with folks.
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Fantastic, I really enjoyed that thank you :)
Very reminiscent of the early League of Gentlemen. Keep up the good (excellent) work.
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Oh yeaa.
See that right there...
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 3 Jul 2015, 6:29,
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It's like he's trying to be Macho Man Randy Savage.
But with none of the Randy.
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much needed bacteria and essential greases
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 3 Jul 2015, 9:08,
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Meh, there was a place in my city that was infested with vermin
And had rat shit everywhere.
On a side note, our local council have the Scores on the Doors system where health inspectors grade any establishment that serves hot food and drinks a score out of 5 (0=vile 5=spotless) on the hygiene scale. A popular sandwich bar that employed about 8 people got a 1 score and my old boss told everyone in an email about it in an office of approximately 400. My old works must've been about 70% of the custom that went there, this was reduced to 0% literally overnight. It closed a month later.
Not sure that ever sat right with me, it wasn't like it was filthy or anything I've definitely eaten from more dodgy places and the sausage on toast was ace. I think we have a pathological fear of dirt in the West and as long as general basic hygiene is observed it's ok for human consumption, then again I wouldn't want to be eating rat shit in my Beef Fried Rice.
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A score of 1 is pretty bad
1 means 'Major improvement necessary' - gotta be pretty bad to get that score
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I guess so but again, I wasn't filthy, filthy.
Maybe I'm not that fussy.
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 9:46,
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I meant it.
*didn't mean it*
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There's a chinese takeaway near me that has a hygiene certificate framed on the wall
expiry date of said certificate - 1998
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 3 Jul 2015, 9:49,
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A low hygiene rating can mean f-all as far as I understand
Could - very likely - mean the place is filthy.
Also could mean that it's clean as a whistle, but didn't demonstrate certain box ticking kow-tow.
Seem to remember MPW steakhouse in Birmingham getting a zero rating, something about not logging bins being taken out or some petty bollocks.
Birmingham also has the "Best Bar None" scheme. Criteria to win seems to be:
1: Are you a massive chain? (maximum point for 'yes')
2: How many door staff do you have?
3. What is your theft policy?
My local's response of:
1:No
2:None; "the day I can't run my pub properly so that I need door staff is the day I sell-up"
and
3: "We're against it, but hasn't happen as yet, see 2"
really didn't go down too well.
Best intentions screwed by petty bureaucracy.
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The 'scores on the doors' is enforced pretty strongly round here too
The Mrs won't eat anywhere that doesn't have a 4 or higher. The local Indian takeaway in the village has a 2*, having been there I'm unsurprised.
*'Improvement necessary'
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I remember years ago waiting for a post drinks kebab seeing a scarab beetle walk across the floor.
Fucker was huge and covered in flour.
Good kebabs though, it's the one on the corner with Manor House tube station.
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I saw a rat
walk right across the floor at McDonalds in Holborn once. I pointed it out to the manager, and he just shrugged.
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"He only started this morning, he doesn't know the routine yet"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 14:11,
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It's not like this is a recent problem for them:
Asian Garden Restaurant
551 Meadow St, Littleton, NH
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Nice...
Comparing the plate design and also the stools to the ones in the photos on trip advisor confirms.
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needs more Cillit Bang, bleach, and fire
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 10:23,
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That's number 26 on the menu
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 3 Jul 2015, 11:49,
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:(
I had a Chinese last night, hopefully they aren't anywhere near as bad as this place. I wanna vom now.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 10:41,
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yeah just like the people!
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yeah i'm not sooopid
duhhh!
I guessed that, hence my response. I'm glad I haven't seen inside the kitchen of my local tbh, not after seeing this one!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 14:57,
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I should think so too
you may assume the position...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 16:39,
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According to trip advisor
Its pretty good. Plus they do the best crab rangoons. And "pu pu platter". More likely "poo-poo splatter"
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g46143-d1529817-r283111010-Asian_Garden_Restaurant-Littleton_New_Hampshire.html
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I have some odd food allergies like onions so I find it hard to eat most takeaway foods. Yes I have tried asking them to make things without onions but then I get treated like a cunt and have to wait fucking ages.
Also I have had food poisoning a couple of times from takeaways and at the time it cost me money from a few lost days at work because there is no way I can work when I am exploding from both ends every 20 mins orso.
One Sunday morning after a club I was walking past McDonalds in New St Birmingham and saw about 10 rats inside the place all over the counters etc and it made me feel sick as sick can be.
So I gave up up eating out and all takeaway foods - 15 years later I am so happy I dont eat anything from places like this, yes its a bit of hassle having to cook every meal but better than getting ill or giving cunts like the owner in this vid any money.
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I don't believe in weird food allergies- "Onions"!? Pfft.
You're just being an attention-seeking cunt.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 14:30,
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Haha no that would be gluten intolerance wankers.
I know onions is a fucking odd one thats for sure, when I was a kid I was at a birthday party and munching on hamburgers with onions in them, next thing I know head is swelling up and I cant breathe and ended up in casualty.
Eventually they did all these tests down my arm and they came up with a whole list of things that I am allergic to.
I am probably not allergic at all to them now but even smelling them turns by stomach after avoiding them for so many years.
I have the same with cats I am very allergic to them but have lived with cats and a tolerance is built up, not had a cat for a couple of years and just last week was stroking a mates cat and came out in rashes all over my hands and arms ;(
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"IGNORE HIM, HE'S JUST BEING FUSSY"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 14:39,
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Fuck you!
Onions are a blight on humanity that needs to be stopped!
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 4 Jul 2015, 23:51,
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life without onions is no life at all...
are you atleast allowed garlic?
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Yes garlic is fine. I am allergic to strawberries also but I really like them! so I play Russian roulette now and again with them, I get to about 3 then the rashes start coming out.
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My missus is the fussiest person when going out for a meal
on top of that she won't eat takeaway food, basically means that I'm a fast food eunuch in our house and get frowned at when I've been on the ale and bring a sweaty kebab home.
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she sounds awful
no offence
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 3 Jul 2015, 16:06,
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Haha! She's actually really nice
very kind and down to earth, she's just very particular about what she eats. Pain in the arse when you just want a chippy for your dinner!
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Moving To Canada
I made this!
A quick song in which I compile the efforts of some clever, clever Americans to leave their country after the legalisation of equal marriage rights.
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I'm sure they won't be going to canada
I mean, there's free healthcare there, which, you know, is a terrible thing.
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He should be ok.
Beards are like kryptonite to Tabs.
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Lovely gutiar playing :)
Keep up the good work.
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Didn't bother.
Let's get a few things straight, as it were. Apart from what you've been told only aprox 1% of the population is homosexual. We're talking about an extreme minority here.
I've lived with homosexuals marring each other for decades. We do what we want when we want in this regard irrespective of State or Federal laws and have done so forever.
Equality in marriage is the exact thing we snubbed our noses at and said as a group, "No thank you. That is not for us." We rejected equal marriage so please I beg you knock it off with the sophistry. Your inherent sanctimony is being played like a banjo.
All four reliable liberal Supreme Court justices vote as thick and quite stupid bricks without a single discernible juristic nuance between them. Is that what you what? Justices who DON"T argue about finite details of precedent, the fine points of law and interpretation, is that what you want? The conservative justice show great differences in opinions even when they agree. We do not see this with the liberal justices.
Congress is supposed to behave as check to Executive power not enhance it, and the Courts are supposed to behave as check to both, not all three operation in unison. Never. And when it does then the nation is in serious trouble.
Seeking recognition from government for your marriage is the exact same thing as seeking validation from your dog.
And I realize the state licenses dogs too.
I had four dogs each in their time all champion stock and none of them ever had a State license. Far less will they be wearing a jangling little disc around their necks as if my dogs are state property. No. No license for dogs, no license for marriage, no need for liberal Supreme Court justices to forfeit their individual interpretations for the advancement of tyranny of minority.
Enjoy your video yourself. Enjoy your convivial bliss. Revel in your own sense of moral sanctimony. You forfeited more than you know for ridiculous bread and circuses. Again, we always could get married and have any legal protection we wanted. You're being played. I know the people playing you and it's why we don't speak.
One more thing, your southern redneck accent that I hear the beginning of is straight up bullshit. Let's understand history correctly, it is the Democrat party that is the party of slavey, Republicans invented because whigs wouldn't handle them, the party of Jim Crow, and the party of Lyndon Johnson who said outright with his handout type legislation he'll have niggers voting Democrat the next 200 years. Of course Democrats deny this and work overtime attempting to cover their own history. And the last election showed the entire South voting Republican for the first time since forever. So now they're all racists, the single arrow in the Democrat quiver.
And they still are the party of slavery. They'll have the entire blacks dependent on Washington, dependent on Party, that is, dependent on the Democrat plantation.
That's what I think of your asstastic video.
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This reads like you used
Burroughs' cut-up technique on a section of YouTube comments.
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Feuding ukelele bands battle it out in court: you won't believe what happened next!!
Alt: cunts with tiny guitars get all fucking uppity with each other.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 22:48,
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to be fair
the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain are a decent cabaret act
and the UK Ukulele Orchestra are a bunch of charisma-free twats doing uninspired covers, put together by a right fucking chancer
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 23:04,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb_qHP7VaZE
edit - mind the piss
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 23:20,
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Most boring and irritating sound ever invented
users can shove them up their arse
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 1:29,
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splitters!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 2:00,
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what a depressing article
Someone has given a murder victim's father a call to find out how he feels about his daughter's killer getting slashed across the face.
Imagine doing that for a job
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everyone that works in the tabloid press is a sociopath so they probably enjoy it
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"Answer a quick question to access this article"
No. Get fucked. Unless of course it's "Which newspaper is famous for having cheated its employees out of their retirement funds".
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 22:50,
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There you go fussy bollocks
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-33363006
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What does this even mean
"The Scots monster"
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 23:58,
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McToot blows on his bagpipes,
whilst Elspeth and Angus watch those notes go floating across the waves...
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It's nice that The Mirror has a sub-section of articles labelled "animal cruelty"
...oh, not nice, the other one: "vile".
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 10:13,
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did he even think about this?
NSFW
man drugs himself and possibly dateraped himself
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:03,
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They towed it outside the environment.
It's not in an environment, they towed it outside.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:08,
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Yeah
pretty sure that's from a satirical magazine.
What's nice is that someone tried to 'make it funny', by adding the caption. You can always count on the internet to add value.
And then you posted it here.
:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:08,
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This is pretty much 90% of 'social media'
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:11,
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smashed it.
^ that's web 2.1 right there
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:18,
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Yep, pretty sure it's from Viz
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:29,
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But but but , its on teh inernet so must be true
*wants to believe
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:35,
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it's that waterslide again, such graceful jumps
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:00,
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Apart from her back, which is a bright shade of crimson.
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Pure elegance.
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I might have to try this thing for myself. It's just up the road a bit.
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It's new! It's fresh! Lady Di talking from the Netherworlds...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:46,
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Arf!
He should do Maddie McCann next :)
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More Lols that Gina Lollobrigida lolling about while having a lollipop.
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I should very much like to lick that lollipop.
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Why are the audience only women?
I can't see a single bloke in that preview. Is it only women that believe in ghosts??
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So farewell Val Doonican
Tried to find one of him in a rocking chair with a jumper on but this tribute will have to do
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I always sort of thought...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKwPf1tEBxg
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Blocked by c4 but here's the whole thing
Which bit had you picked?
youtube.com/watch?v=W33EE8-5DKk
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Where he sings his mayo mummy song.
So starting from 1:20.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 22:14,
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"ha, women"
"..where?! :O "
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 3 Jul 2015, 9:00,
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He was one of the old school entertainers!
A modest man that didn't even purchase a personalised number plate - pfft!
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I've been looking for the Marty Feldman one
where the music starts, he approaches the chair in his nice sweater, then takes an axe out from behind his back and smashes fuck out of the chair.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:11,
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Not seen that but an unfortunate side result of a quick search was this
youtube.com/watch?v=q3vtk7hd2XI
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You've a great tolerance for pain than I have.
After only 15 seconds I'd given them the plans to the secret hideout.
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Varmint, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 9:49,
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Really reminds me of Michael Gove for some reason...
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 16:48,
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I took over 150 ten second exposures, and only got two strikes worth keeping.
A lot of effort. It was a grand night for thunder and lightning though!
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I was following it on:
www.blitzortung.org/Webpages/index.php?lang=en&page_0=10
It was going mental
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:38,
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It's tough being single
I normally resort to failed masturbation attempts and drinking loads of chilled Chardonnay which I am normally quite good at and may explain the former.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:49,
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well if you remember to put the cork screw down , you may be more succesfull in your endevors.
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You can almost ignore the frogs, wops, wooden shoes, dagos, krauts, I-ties, etc. if you use page 12:
www.blitzortung.org/Webpages/index.php?lang=en&page_0=12
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Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 23:07,
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What's not to like about other countries getting hit by lightning?
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 23:14,
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That's British lightning, we don't want to waste it on Johnny Foreigner.
Coming over here, stealing our lightning.
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Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 23:23,
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stealing our thunder shirley?
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 23:49,
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Thats a blast from the past!! I thought I was the only person who had one of these.
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Where the juddering fuck was the bic pen?
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 19:51,
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^Agreed
But I learned a new way of saying Teac.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:11,
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Surely no one pronounces it "teak" like the tropical hardwood?
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Oooh - a lovely bit of engineering
*clicks*
*ebay*
*goes back to hen's teeth collection*
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Looks like fun
I want a go!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 18:38,
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That's a funny-lookin' helicopter...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 2 Jul 2015, 18:48,
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they do this in competitions as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvT5LMhvogw
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 19:37,
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This is the second video posted here in two days that I watched a long time ago
The other was the fuck-off stupid big sub-woofer.
I'm either really sad or a nerd.
Probably both.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 19:53,
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Keep up the good work
It's all been done so Deja Vu city here we come. Circles of repeats and we are just Goldfish in the bowl, swimming around in our own mess while being observed by beings far more intelligent than us.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:32,
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High power microwave weapons
have not yet reached full circle.
I have hope yet. ;)
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:36,
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The Harrier Jump-jet was a waste of money, then.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:28,
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Illusions
How does it manage to fly at twenty miles per hour?
Reminds me of the book by Richard Bach(Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah) A short but good read.
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15 knot headwind is sufficient
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 22:30,
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MOO!
The epic saga of cows vs aliens.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 17:48,
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give him a chance to upload it himself!
such lovely HDness
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 17:52,
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LOL
Soz
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 17:56,
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heh, cheers for posting
This was so much more of a pain in the arse to make than I thought it would be, half the time was spent fixing mistakes that I missed 8 years ago, and finding old source footage from ancient hard drives.
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mutated monty, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 19:48,
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Always keep the original data!
I have recently got into astrophotography and image processing (and learning how to do it) moves on at such an astounding rate that raw data you first thought was garbage can actually yield amazing results!
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:01,
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He's good humured here,
But his cellar is running out of body space.
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it did nearly drive me insane
after rendering it all for the tenth time and still finding mistakes to fix.
That just comes with the territory though
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mutated monty, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 23:08,
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This is the one that makes me think you've finally flipped all the way.
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Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 23:09,
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Blimey
How DOES he do that?
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:38,
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The second half reminded me of the end of every Marvel movie
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:55,
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funny how you know who;s work it is, just from the preview picture....
Cyriak is the first person i introduce friends (friends of friends, colleagues, family, urks in street) to if they are ...shall we say, normal or not internet savvy
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Brilliant
If Valve ever make Half-Life 3 they need to get input from Cyriak.
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 11:17,
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