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Young Robert Hughes and Clive James

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 1:31, Share, Reply)

interesting

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:50, Share, Reply)

Brain Dead film, no not that one
A weird straight-to-vhs twilight zone style film about a brain surgeon who loses his grip on reality

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mutated monty, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 22:43, Share, Reply)

The worst car ever made?
The Hoffman. It's quite comically bad!

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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 12 Oct 2015, 20:11, Share, Reply)

I don't know
it looks quite good fun
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LP, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 20:32, Share, Reply)

^^this^^

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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 20:39, Share, Reply)

That was rather chucklesome.
I like how he gave off such enthusiasm even when faced with such awfulness :D
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 20:38, Share, Reply)

I guess from his last comment it fills up with exhaust fumes too?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 20:43, Share, Reply)

Looks a bit like a Stormtrooper's helmet.

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Varmint, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 20:47, Share, Reply)

Bet you've seen a few of them in yout time ? Eh Eh ?

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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 21:03, Share, Reply)

"Allegedly"

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Varmint, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 21:14, Share, Reply)

That's the spirit !!

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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 8:20, Share, Reply)

Thats hilarious

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Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 21:04, Share, Reply)

Whiny annoying merkin has trouble with stick shift

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simbosan liked your link on, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 21:06, Share, Reply)

appropriate haircut

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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 21:21, Share, Reply)

To be fair, it started on the button.
Which is more than I can say for any American car I've had the misfortune to be in.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 21:55, Share, Reply)

saw this yesterday
i rather like it
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 21:56, Share, Reply)

A thing of Beauty

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 22:30, Share, Reply)

Maybe some designer hated the human race.
It's 1951, you've just survived a horrible war. You have nothing to lose.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 23:31, Share, Reply)

I was thinking the same.
It's presumably either the result of wartime trauma, or an unrepentant Nazi's attempt to derail the new, prosperous and peaceful Germany.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 8:52, Share, Reply)

By making something that looks like a "Stahlhelm"?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 8:55, Share, Reply)

I actually saw one a few ears ago
at this museum - very underwhelming! microcar museum hoffmann
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tubaman, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 4:18, Share, Reply)

God
That's the shittiest thing on wheels since the Fiat Multipla.
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 20:13, Share, Reply)

Earfood I made this!
Another little ditty from me to you..... yes you
Listen and, if possible, enjoy
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pemulis, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 18:53, Share, Reply)

I rate you as a musician

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colmcq2, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 20:44, Share, Reply)

Cheers
It keeps me off the streets anyway
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pemulis, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 21:33, Share, Reply)

I liked it also ;)
(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 22:02, Share, Reply)

Nice that
Have a click
(Sherbs, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 11:11, Share, Reply)

New episodes of 'high maintenance' were uploaded to vimeo a week ago
It's sort of ok I guess kind of. Not really.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 18:45, Share, Reply)

Thanks for the link bosch!
I actually enjoyed those. I'll watch the rest tomorrow. Cheers
(felixcoen, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 1:56, Share, Reply)

Jurrasic Prey trailer
looks convincing

(disconnected, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 17:41, Share, Reply)

Worse than Tammy and the T-Rex? How is this possible?
From one of the reviews on IMDB:
The Polonia Brothers make micro-budget films. Complaining about the awfulness of effects, acting, and script is a time honored tradition. … but I do appreciate the effort that has gone into every one of them and I usually enjoy them.

Is this a ripoff film like an Asylum mock-buster? No, it has an original if weird story of its own. Ragging on it for being a 'ripoff' is just wrong. Ragging on it for its ludicrously low production values is, however, fair.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 7:21, Share, Reply)

that epetition cannabis debate
on now
(I_am_B, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 16:56, Share, Reply)

blimey
Almost too much sense being talked here.
Wonder if it will make a difference at all.
(Melatonin, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 17:16, Share, Reply)

indeed, good stuff being said.
But nothing will change as it's only a debate as far as i know...
(I_am_B, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 17:19, Share, Reply)

for those that missed it
link should be available here soon
www.parliament.uk/business/committees/committees-a-z/commons-select/petitions-committee/news-parliament-2015/e-petition-debate-cannabis/
(Melatonin, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 18:59, Share, Reply)

Thankee Kindly Sir/Madam
I shall keep a beady eye on that one.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 19:13, Share, Reply)

Only an hour and a half?
Didn't anyone think to bring munchies?
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jonbob loves you, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 0:13, Share, Reply)

you know how hard it can be to find a corner shop open after midnight selling caviar blinis and Moet

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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 7:10, Share, Reply)

The lost tunnels of Liverpool (beeb article)

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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 15:23, Share, Reply)

I seem to remember some kind of
Bill Drummond rant about this stuff. Ley lines, Lapland, etc etc
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 15:57, Share, Reply)

Love this project!
Posted a link here before about them.

Their Facebook page is worth a follow, they post in a measured way and it's a beautiful curiosity to watch progress
(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 18:20, Share, Reply)

Tammy and the T-Rex
phone scene

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 14:22, Share, Reply)

Your move Julian
Difficult for him to now claim he's being 'held'
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 14:15, Share, Reply)

I wonder how much this bollocks has cost the british taxpayer.

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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 14:46, Share, Reply)

literally millions

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 15:04, Share, Reply)

Over 11 million pounds
Source = www.theguardian.com/media/2015/oct/12/julian-assange-police-removed-from-outside-ecuadorian-embassy
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 16:08, Share, Reply)

They must have thought there was a good chance of him raping everyone to justify spending that on him.

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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 17:11, Share, Reply)

His situation has not substantially changed
He still faces arrest and extradition if caught.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 15:05, Share, Reply)

odd that they're stressing they've got a 'covert plan'
Sort of undermines the whole covert nature of the plan
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 15:14, Share, Reply)

I know
It sounds like something Baldrick would say
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 15:16, Share, Reply)

It's obviously a cunning ruse so they can not police him and frighten him into staying put.
That way the police can't be criticised for him escaping whilst saving saving precious pounds that can be used for the xmas party.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 15:22, Share, Reply)

^ hahaha

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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 16:55, Share, Reply)

He'd better wear a hat and sunglasses when he nips down to the pub, then

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 18:06, Share, Reply)

I'm sorry, when did he start posing a "risk to the public"?

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jonbob loves you, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 16:15, Share, Reply)

think they're saying the money spent on policing him could be better spent on reducing risks to the public.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 16:21, Share, Reply)

Old rapey?
He's not a risk.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 16:27, Share, Reply)

Yeah, but he only rapes people who consent,
and then later change their mind though.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 18:05, Share, Reply)

He might leave it an old man with a weaky leaky bladder.

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 17:20, Share, Reply)

Joe Lycett on Countdown
Regaling an amusing exchange with the council regarding a parking fine.

(The Tramp Surveyor, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 13:43, Share, Reply)

more amusing than was expected

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mutated monty, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 13:50, Share, Reply)

Ace
If only the Brent parking fine gang were as easy to get around. Meanies. :(
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dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 12 Oct 2015, 14:01, Share, Reply)

This is why i just key cars when they are parked illegally.
Saves an email back and forth and evidence and fines and so on.
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tickle I was away, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 14:03, Share, Reply)

Jimmy Carr's laugh is like torture

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$$ ✅, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 14:10, Share, Reply)

I agree
Why would he choose to steal Chris Tarrant's?
(dogfood, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 14:46, Share, Reply)

I like this a lot.
Having been involved in similar shenanigans in the past over a parking fine just brought back that sweet nostalgia about how fun it was.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 17:40, Share, Reply)

I was busted parking slightly illegally outside my house when my wife was eight and a half months pregnant.

Even a letter from our doctor couldn't convince the cunts to waive the fine.
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 12 Oct 2015, 23:44, Share, Reply)

Jimmy Carr?!
What, were they going for the anti-Whiteley?
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jonbob loves you, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 21:57, Share, Reply)

Periscoping the End of the World I made this!
For anyone interested in Periscope... or narcissism.

(jurassicpaul, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 13:15, Share, Reply)

well *I* liked that
how much was the catering? (etc. etc.)
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wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 14:36, Share, Reply)

Massive
Yeh, it was a huge production. Biggest expense was the £1 shirt from a charity shop.
(jurassicpaul, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 15:03, Share, Reply)

what???
you *lied* in the video, you said it was from marks and sparks
I'm *never* going to watch another video again because of your LIES!
*I probably will though
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wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 15:17, Share, Reply)

I know...I know...
I'm finding it hard to live with myself, I'm no better than a VW emissions engineer
(jurassicpaul, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 15:38, Share, Reply)

You MONSTER!
(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 3:42, Share, Reply)

I finally understand what periscope is.
Thanks.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 22:42, Share, Reply)

Sister Rosetta Tharpe
Won't embed for some reason.
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Mex3 =mememe, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 13:11, Share, Reply)

not much tops that...
ace
(TX1 time to start..., Mon 12 Oct 2015, 17:09, Share, Reply)

Halloween Costumes
It's easy to get them wrong

(skintagain, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 12:27, Share, Reply)

gets a click from me:D
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 12:33, Share, Reply)

Cleek!

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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 13:32, Share, Reply)

haha!
That's ace
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LP, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 18:46, Share, Reply)

nice

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 20:20, Share, Reply)

Fab!

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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 20:21, Share, Reply)

ulous!

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:51, Share, Reply)

:D :D :D

(Roxon, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 15:12, Share, Reply)

a happy ending at least

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 12:08, Share, Reply)

Eau de Humanity!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 12:10, Share, Reply)

I think there is an ad on the page for every word in that article

(sithemong, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 12:15, Share, Reply)

hahaha
I was amused by other links in the same article....
sounds like a happening place to live

www.bathchronicle.co.uk/Twerton-backdrop-YouTube-rap-video/story-27962293-detail/story.html
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 12:41, Share, Reply)

hehe
www.bathchronicle.co.uk/loud-bang-Twerton/story-27966899-detail/story.html

there was a loud bang, or was there?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 12:50, Share, Reply)

Research shows that many ants in a colony seem to specialise
in doing nothing at all.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 11:27, Share, Reply)

Much like any corporate organisation

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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 11:56, Share, Reply)

I find in the workplace such ants seek each other out and pretend to look busy
By having endless "catch-ups" about feck all.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 12:49, Share, Reply)

So there's market for ant-sized clipboards

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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 13:16, Share, Reply)

and for an ant-sized social network founded by Mark Sugarpile

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 14:07, Share, Reply)

interesting
"slackers" is probably an appropriate term since they are likely there to take up the slack if something dramatic happens.
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mutated monty, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 13:37, Share, Reply)

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