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This is a link post Ladyboys!
A or B. Vote on the basis of fwappage.




(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post i cant decide
both are rather good. which one is std free though?? A looks like she gets around the WHORE...
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they've both been around the block.

(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post A welsh man goes to the doctor and says " I think I've got an STD"
The doctor takes a look and said "No you've just got an allergy to wool"

Boom Tish.

nooon
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post A is a dirty whore
:D haha
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
The votes for A are coming in!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post actually
upon closer inspection, you really cant tell which one is the orginal one. Monty, you've done it again!!! does anybody want to clean my kitchen for me??
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post should bloodt think so!
god what have you started monty!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I dread to think!

(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post what does monty actually look like??
does any one know?? nice tits btw matt!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post In my time I've been compared to
Fox Mulder, Sam Beckett, and John Travolta...

Fwap to that!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ta they are my own as well!
nobody knows monty! he is an international man of mystery
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
A is winning
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It could go either way at the minute!
*Edit* Toldja.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
bastards the lot of em :P
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I told you you should
Have put out a bit more...
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post BBC Motion Gallery. Impressive and beautiful clips from around the world
Why cant all flash/video content play like this? WHY
For Tangent clicky this
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The first time I've said this:
Read the FAQ!

Yo!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah right Monty right.
YO!

edit: hahahahaha no
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sos mate!
Just joking, but it is mentioned as a resource in the FAQ.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
You know me!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post careful monty
once you get a taste for /links nazi power, you cant go back...
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^Knows what he's on about^^^^^^^^^^^^

(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:44, Reply)
This is a link post Haunted NSFW
Probably the best thing about this book. Have fun. (not sure why people would pass out though, why would you go to a reading by Chuck if you're a prude?)
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post eBay experiment I made this!
I'm a big fat skinter and my shitty car is dying on me. The MOT is due at the end of June and it's NOT going to pass. Oh no.
So I've come up with this wishful thinking idea and we'll see what happens.

Probably nothing and I'll be cycling to work from the end of june. :(

:::EDIT::: now reduced the starting price to one penny!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That is an awesome idea regardless of whether anyone bids or not...
But I hope they do for your sake!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant idea!
hope someone partakes
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that's ace
good luck fella
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh!
Good idea! Good luck!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
you have to tell us if this works...
so we may try it
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed this is a fine idea ,
Best of luck.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post nice idea
ask the ginger fuhrer to newsletter it and you may get a flurry of bids around friday afternoon. You'll likely get diddly if the only people that see it are this board and ebayers.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent idea!
I would bid if I had something to advertise.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The small print ruins it for me
I'd cheerfully fork out a grand to have a nice big "REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER INSIDE" logo on your car.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post set the starting bid to zero and we'll newsletter it

(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you say that
To all the girls.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post But if the winning bid is 11p
I'd be obliged to buy a car myself to place the ad on, totally defeating the whole point of the exercise.

Please newsletter it anyway! pretty please?
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post start low
you'll get some bids

start high and it's a hard hard sell
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok!
I'll do it!
You know what you're talking about and I trust you!

I'll change it just as soon as I get home from work, eBay is blocked. :(
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't you set a reserve?
I think I should have done that, as I'm now in danger of not even covering the fees on my car (see above).
Nice idea by the way, good luck with it.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like reserves
They're like a starting price but hidden and I think people give up if they come up againt a reserve that's higher that their first bid.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bindun - sorta
I used to work in a building where lots of small businesses had rented offices.

In the kitchen one day I met a chap who told me with pride that he sold wrap-around electronic signs for cars.

He told me how he could get around the ban on advertising junk food near schools by paying single mums to show burger adverts on their cars.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes.
There's certainly nothing new about advertising on cars.

It's the selling the advertising space in order to raise the money to buy the car that's the point of the exercise.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post Bexleyheathication I made this!
More Bexleyheath related bumfoolery!

*my last effort appeared in the times!!



(albeit the Bexley Times tinyurl.com/2jg2xr :( )
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post impressive skills
did you play the guitar as well or get a karaoke esque version
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah...
That's me playing. My skills with Cubasis are minimal, but I'm learning!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post can you write out the lryics for those of us
who aint allowed sound at work?
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Lyrics,
Psyco Guys from China Whites, and kids on their Playstations,
Little girls from Barnehurst dream of drinking at the station,
And if you want this kind of filth, it's Bexleyheathication.

It's the edge of the borough and everyone's filled with hesitation,
Council flats full of uncoothe twats, in need of affirmation,
It's understood that noone would buy Bexleyheathication.

Pay your Morrisons shopping bill to feed your starving children,
Recycle cans to stop the man from taking from your building,
First born forlorn, Makes amateur porn.

Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,

Married to a girl with her hair in curls, who's only skill's flirtation,
A teenage bride with a husband inside, who's waiting for probation,
He stole a car from the breakers yard, it's Bexleyheathication.

Yates may be the final frontier for an ignorant generation,
Kick out time holding onto your beer, singing songs from a compilation,
And Deja Vu's not far away, it's Bexleyheathication,

Born and raised by spurious ways, breeds kids with no vocation,
Everyone's pulling a swifty and I don't mean masturbation.

First born forlorn, Makes amateur porn.

Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,

Cleaning streets pays poorly and you need no education,
Drinking in the Bell is no way to rebel, it just leads to more frustration,
And who the hell's trying to save the world from Bexleyheathication,

Pay your Morrisons shopping bill to feed your starving children,
Thicker than the rest only wearing vests, there's no way of evading.

First born forlorn, Makes amateur porn.

Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post poetry
:P
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Just the man I was looking for!
Check your gaz.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
got it :D what a random source pic :P

edit/ dont suppose you have the html tag do you?
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The original?
www.emailvirals.com/data/media/1/cleavage-beer-holder.jpg
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i meant the badge but its ok now ive figured it
god its a bit disturbing.. she is much better looking :P
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post monty is at it again
gene and face splicing. whos next i wonder... ning everyone!! :D
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Ning! Pilchy!
I posted the Cliff vid yesterday as RBF was on and you weren't around, but I gave you full credit :)

www.b3ta.com/links/92015
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post WOOO!!
at 10am?? pfft, i was still very very drunk ,and at that time i was very very unconsicence. glad you all liked it people :D
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post RBF Loved it.
And another Wooooo! for you for reuniting him with his theme!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post goood
any other links for me to uncover?? hahahaha!!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll let you know!
I do have an even greater imposible mission for you...
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post eeeek
what??
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Bizarrely
You do actually look similar... All i did was tilt your head, messed with the colour balance and added a bit of blusher ;)

Is there anything you want to tell us?!


(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hey hey
im not the one swapping heads on pictures
did you shave me a bit as well? looks like it

edit/its the same alcohol bleached pearly whites
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I did...
But that was your pics for Bigboy Monthly...
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post is back after
frawping over the twins
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post efinitely
needs more Sidcup. For the purely selfish reason that I miss Sidcup.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *missing Greenwich
particularly the Cutty Sark

war3n3xt was an SE3 boy
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:32, Reply)
This is a link post Episode Three of String & Broken Velcro I made this!
third in a series of attempted comedy shows based around a teacher and a arsehole in a pre-apocalyptic dystopia.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i love you

(, Thu 24 May 2007, 20:08, Reply)
This is a link post From ID Card article in The Independent
A team of civil servants will "police" people who refuse to tell the state of any new address, and impose fines of up to £2,000 if they forget

news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article2562741.ece
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post How to avoid paranoia: Obsessive compulsion.
Thankyou Professor Hasan Elahi.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever guy....
The website looks pretty cool too, wonder if he's got pictures of the birds he's knobbed on there?
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post give up ur habits!!!
:)
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
great Ronald Kurniawan illustration

www.ronaldkurniawan.com/
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats fecking amazing, i love the Dali style, who is this guy?
*loves*
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post he's on my hitlist
I figure If I kill all the artists vastly more talented than I am, I can stand a better chance of making it

any idea what Jack Vettriano's post code is?
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
But I'm not telling!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This only works because he seems to have quite an interesting life.
For 85% of people it would be a soul crushing experience to find out just how fucking boring they are.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post last nights antics I made this!
finished college yesterday so got very drunk and my mate adam attempted the worm
probably best to mute this video if you dislike loud northern girls

you cant hear the thuds of him hitting the floor too well, but he'll have bruising
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He's supposed to go in the other direction.

(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post he struggled enough going that way
so i think thats asking a bit much :P
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post May 6th Greensburg Tornado images
Crikey..

Before/after

google-latlong.blogspot.com/2007/05/greensburg-kansas-tornado-imagery.html

Some vids.. (The first one is pretty intense on full screen with volume up.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZRkK-gLmnE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NE9LJ9rNTU

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEOS5E_H2TI

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEI2Mwp7X9Y - enhanced
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post are you american?
at which point should i turn the sound up on the first video? the WHOLE video sounds like loading a spectrum game...

WHY do americans build wooden houses in tornado prone areas? LOL wtf? omg? ;)

edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww be gentle.
You took the words right outa my mouth
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "Bolsa wood houses in blown down by a tornado shocker"
You really must try bricks.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "Balsa" you illiterate fuckwad.
And what are these?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/09/tornado_22.jpg

250mph winds would raze most houses in the UK too.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
noob

the argument is "why build houses out of wood in tornado prone places" silly :)

ye brick chimneys woop de woop
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
you or him?

edit: Whose argument, silly?

His comment was "try bricks".
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i meant you
cos i want to have your babys andy, ive been watching you for a long time now. i like the way you move.. among other things *tee hee* lets meet and touch each other in the pancreas :/ :*
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hey we didnt win 2 wars to let a little gust knock our houses down!
/still pissed morning after slightly sarcastic patriosm blog
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i love america.. i even have some of their records!
:)

edit: thinkin about there was a band with that name.. and they were pretty good, must search
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post who has more wind??
the tornado or the guy who posted it?? next he'll be building in a swamp and wondering why it keeps sinking!!!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post you are wise beyond your years
(sorry if you are old btw)

heres a kiss for luck :*

nah, im off to get drunk,. but i will be back.. I WILL BE BACK
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my! What a wag.
I live in London.

Love b3ta, there's always a dribble (not sure of the collective noun) of morons with fuckwitted comments.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post feelmytitsup
that random enough for you?? biddidybiddy bongggggg woop wooop
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft, that winds a bitch......
thanx for posting this, it makes me glad i live in a brick house.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post Sex Bomb NSFW
Just an animation, but NSFW if you think plastiscene naughty bits may be a problem.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post HA

(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post What on earth is this?
A short high quality under water film of a thingy? very strange.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Pikachu, I choose you!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.
You win.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay,
I won teh internets?
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post

In fate.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Im lost.
?
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post well.....
um im not sure
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite.
?!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post aww
it's kinda cute in an ambulatory-blob kind of way.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Lung fish?

(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post nope!
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=lung+fish&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Run toto run....
Quick...Run little..legged...err fish..err..mammal...sponge thing...
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a handfish
Here's a spotted one.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post So it is.
Fitting name.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
they look awesome, I want one. I would call him Charles.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post Charlie Brown dub NSFW
found it on Mr Buxton's blog. nsfw cos it's a bit sweary.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I done double based with that homie..
*click go the trigger beotch
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, but...
that's old man. As in 5 years old. Not quite internet old, but still old enough.
Saying that, it's still funny, and seeing as it is 5 yearls old, there's probably some people who've not seen it, so it's half-GC.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There are newer videos out there
I posted one of the newer ones and didn't get a single response. You chose the original and best one. About as PC as wanking in public.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:02, Reply)
This is a link post White Lion Cubs
Early morning fluff.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder they're nearly extinct
Pretty, yes, fluffeh, yes, bright white, yes.

The perfect recipe for being hunted by trophy collectors and for not being able to hunt for yourself.

"Right, lie in wait for the antelope to... aw, fuckit, he saw us aga-*BLAM*"

Awww, it am teh fluffeh tiem!
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post western france is not their natural habit
*snipes ur ass n00b*
oops theyre white lionzes :/ my mistake
very cute they are like my cats only larger and younger :*
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:18, Reply)
This is a link post Hairy Bar Snacks
I once knew someone whos job it was to shave the hairs off pork scratchings in a pork scratching factory. Enjoy this site if you've always wanted to know about the little blighters. *off to be sick now*
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This kind of thing is why I love the internet so much.
The sheer amount of effort required to make this page is what makes it so marvellous.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hairy ones.
Oh god... www.hairybarsnacks.com/pork_scratchings.php?section=scratchings&pagenum=3&index=0
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
I looked through the whole gallery.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeeewww!
Eating those are like performing cunniligus on Jade Goody.
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Forget eating that filth,
this bloke obviously doesn't care what goes near his mouth

(, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post My father, who blogs in a worryingly off-the-wall fashion, often links to Robs "Sorry" anim with each time he apologises for something.
Which is quite frequent.
As he does it so often, his equally.. err.. "zany" blog friends have picked it up, and some have made thier own version of them saying sorry.

My dads blog, "The Agrophobic Journeyman" can be found here
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we please
Have the link to his blog?
(, Thu 24 May 2007, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, yes.
One moment please!

Edit: There we are, my good sir. I assure you, whatever he has is probably not geneti