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This is a normal post Who would possibly disagree with parachuting James Corden into Syria right now?
Talking of which
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I vehemently disagree.
Why waste a perfectly good parachute?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^TGGI^^

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The parachute wouldn't be there to protect his life...
It would protect the camera capturing the hilarious footage of his arrival.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post what happened to that hippie
Who said he would go and perform for them in Syria?

This guy: www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/06/this-portland-hippie-is-planning-a-peace-concert-in-isis-controlled-syria.html
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more concerned that the 'Merkins are taking the opinions of a second-rate bogtrotting singer as serious enough to get him to speak to congress

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, next they'll consider someone like Donald Trump as a legitimate candidate for Presidency.
I really can't understand why some countries have such a stick up their ass about the US...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Bono is almost on to a good solution...
Instead of sending a comedian, you could solve this problem a lots of others by:
Electing Donald Trump as president. Send Trump out to speak to ISIS, this would be seen as a very good diplomatic gesture, and would also fit into the comedy suggestion by Bono. When ISIS had finished laughing at what the US had elected as president, then could then kill him which would solve a whole load of others problems the US would have at that time. That's a WIN-WIN-WIN situation.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK! BONO TRIGGER WARNING
Please tell me next time
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did it
push you over the Edge?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post "that’s not the first time I’ve heard experts on how do we counter violent extremism talk about that"
Yes, that renowned Peace Studies heavyweight stood at the forefront of modern political science, Bono. Other subsidiary research interests are: tax dodging, being a twat, coloured spectacles.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coloured specs
Obvious sign of a paedophile.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those fucking 'reactions' lenses that darken in the sunlight
have the power to make even the most trustworthy looking of individuals appear paedophilic in 30 seconds flat.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The pinker the hue the worse the crimes.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Monty Python introduced us to joke warfare first

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"that's not the first a time I’ve heard experts on how do we counter violent extremism talk about that"
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My favourite quote
The Bloke is a tit.... he has the IQ of a rocking horse
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a link post In vague relation to the Paris Roubaix video posted below...
Have Gee Atherton throwing himself down the side of a really steep hill on a bicycle last year. This is more my type of riding, but I'm nowhere near brave/stupid/talented enough to even get close to this level of performance. Apologies for fucking ubiquitous Red Bull branding. (Starts to get properly bonkers once he passes the red track markers)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went mountain biking for the first time in about 18 years the other weekend
I would've been pushing the bike on about 85-95% of that trail :)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's definitely a couple of levels above my expertise.
The problem for most of us normal humans is that we can't make a living out of doing this, so crashing into a tree or large rock at 30 miles an hour usually results in a fairly long abstinence from work. I love mountain biking, and I'd certainly say that I ride stuff beyond the capability of your average Sunday woodland trailgoer. But this is just another tier of insanity altogether.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gives me a bit of sympathy
for the scout troopers on the forest moon of Endor.

At least ^that guy^ didn't have to contend with Ewoks.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post The indigenous Ewok population of Wales has been in massive decline
ever since local licensing laws were amended to permit the sale of Alcohol to pygmy bearmen in public houses.
Due to their small stature and genetic predisposition to hyperactivity, the introduction of alcohol into their society was utterly devastating.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post first part looked like it was lined with punji stickes and caltrops

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was hardcore!

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does this man have no brakes?
Insanity!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brakes slow the bike down.
#cyclisthumour
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post so now GT makes freeride/downhill bikes, eh?

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their DH line is their biggest seller these days.
Back in the 90's they were big on the cross country scene, but the company went pretty much down the pan for 15 years or so. They've made huge comeback recently, though. Along with, bemusingly, Saracen...

On the flipside, Kona have a reputation for being utter shite these days, which is a shame because they used to make fabulous bikes.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know, right.
I remember GT BMX bikes too.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always wanted a GT Vertigo when I was a nipper :)

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Present top of the line carbon Kona (supreme leader or something)
looks pretty nice to me though?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably unfair to call them terrible bikes.
It's more that since Halfords started distributing them, the company lost a lot of prestige.
Back in the 90's, Kona were a pretty boutique manufacturer all things considered. Bikes like the King Kikapu were hugely revered and the company's overall reputation was faultless.
Nowadays you'll struggle to find many knowledgeable mountain bikers who'd say "I REALLY want a Kona!". I suppose it's a bit like owning a Vauxhall. There's nothing particularly BAD about them, but it's not really anyone's ambition in life to finally own one.
Due to Kona's Halfords deal, the company took a lot of stick from the biking community, so there's a fair bit of stigma attached to owning a Kona, with lots of joking about how fragile they are and so on.
The Supreme Operator is a nice bike. I'm not a fan of DH bikes really they're a bit of a one trick pony, but I can appreciate them for what they are. I can't think k of anyone in their right minds who would choose a Supreme Operator over an S-WORKS Demo 8 or a Santa Cruz V10c. Those bikes are just on another league altogether in my opinion.
Me? I'll stick with my custom S-WORKS Enduro 650b :)

I'm such a fucking bike geek...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I very much enjoyed that, but...
your dippy hippy anti Red Bull commerciality bit is childish and naive. They put a hell of lot of money into extreme sports, so much so that the best can even earn a living out of it, and give such sports a level an unprecedented level of exposure. Parts of that course will have been tricky and expensive to build, who do you think picked up the tab?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point.
I don't have anything against Red Bull in particular and I'm well aware of how sponsorship works. I just feel that 'extreme' sports these days are completely over saturated by Red Bull/GoPro branding.
That being said, the event officials Red Bull tend to employ are known have been fucking imbeciles in the past. A quick watch of Nicholi Rogatkin's brutal crash at Red Bull Rampage last year, followed by Red Bull representatives egging him to carry on his run despite the fact he was most likely concussed is a pretty prime example. mpora.com/mountainbiking/most-brutal-mountain-bike-crash-ever-nicholi-rogatkin-just-fell-down-a-30ft-cliff-then-walked-away
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I hadn't heard about the concussed chap.
My main problem with Red Bull is that it tastes and smells disgusting. At least it's relatively new and has done well to find a niche in an overcrowded market, and rather than just crap ads on telly they do entertaining stuff like this.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's fuckin' shit.
chickened out of the last jump and missed going through the closing gate entirely.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even if I was just walking the dog, I'd be going "Where's the path gone?"

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not shown
in video: the 18 months of repeated crashes and injuries as the rider tamed the run. I'm not jealous, just realistic.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well rubbish
I used to do harder rides than that on a grifter.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Quite...
...amusing
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Got crabs? NSFW
Anybody fancy a beach holiday in Panama, loads of crabs and bank accounts.
More info: peerj.com/articles/1770/
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf is NSFW about ten thousands of crabs m8?

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*
See?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a close up of your mum's twot

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's 'twat'.
Unless you're one of them knobbers that pronounces 'Aluminium' as 'Aloominum' and 'Nuclear'as 'Newkilar'
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post dan't be sa onol

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The one on the left had its knob out.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh boy, this brings back memories.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Cthulhu.
AICMFP
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still better than being Dom.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cthulhu has a substantially bigger fanclub, that's for sure.
Particularly in small, remote fishing villages.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post word

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't be too sure about those small fishing villages, though.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Bendy Cabbagepatch is House MD (with magics)

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 7:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bwaarp?
Yes, we have a Bwaarp!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno why Hollywood bother making trailers any more

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post For the bwaarps.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno why Hollywood bother making films any more.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It all went downhill when Michael Bay.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Micheal Bwaaarp Bay?

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post To keep children entertained...

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was about to post 'bwaaaaaaaannnnnnggggggg'
But I can't now.

Because of you.

You colossal shit.

You massive bellend.

You collassive shitend.

Anyway, clicks.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post bwarpy?

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post so you're telling me
that this is not a documentary about Harold Shipman?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are dead giveaways
Lack of dead pensioners for one.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dead give aways? you better tell the local Necrophiliak club
so they can go and redeem there 2 for 1 voucher
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bendydick Cumonmysnatch

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Basketball Candlewax
But seriously, I'm actually intrigued by this one. It looks weird.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bumberdy Cumberdy
Actually count me in. The best Marvel films have been the low-expectations, deeply odd concept ones.

I'm wondering if they'll get around to a Howard the Duck film eventually.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a link post He says kiddie porn and candy corn.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 5:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er, not sure I want to click that, no offence

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 6:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked it this morning.
No regrets.

Although a police surveillance van did arrive shortly after by blind coincidence.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Brothers convince recently de-wisdomed tooth sister there's a zombie apocalypse
Close.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This is not cool.

We need to live in a world where people wont fuck with us for youtube views.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Everything has become so cheap... and fun... just like how my parents told me life used to be when they were younger. I'm confused. Is it fun or moronic shit?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fact the mum went along with it
says everything you need to know about that family.
Oh it's just a prank, I mean 'social experiment'. Nice that your closest people take advantage of you when you're in a vulnerable situation. She had to laugh it off and go along with their egotistical pleasures as that is the social norms.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The shifty eyes at 1:15 are just brilliant :D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post They
owe her big time.
I wonder how good a sport she was after she woke up and saw this.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post she needs change her name and disown them all. immediately.
The mom needs to be punished separately for her crimes, firstly for her involvement, and secondly for naming her.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 1:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're prolly from Florida
Hi MISSY!!!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hiya Coxxy!,
would not surprise me in the least, if they were.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine how that poor dog feels.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post dude
hes dying anyway, and is the worst apparantly... dont worry about it....

Hes probably a proper prick
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I knew this day would come!" Thought Cecil the Cat.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post pants

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can say 'pants'.
Best part of the video.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post cruel bastards!

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is wonderful
2:15
"we can only take one pet, the cat or the dog?"
"THE CAT, YOU IDIOT!"
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Machine noms things. Romnomnomnonseal.
(I particularly like the office chair at 8 minutes)
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love these things.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post 7:41 how to dispose of dead snowmen

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't they just chuck Al Qaedas in there? #topical

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Allahu Compaktar!

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jihad to bring up Al-Qaeda, didn't you?

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post isis what you did there

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go to behead of the class!

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think making more of these jokes will be pure suicide

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tic-tic-tic-tic boom!

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop...
PALESTINE!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't tell if this Israel or not?

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see what Judea there.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 2:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post the arms industry turns a heavy prophet
halalujah!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post if Apple invented a religion it would be called iSLAM

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It islam to do puns.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know what these shredders are like...
... it may be able to eat an entire sofa, but give it more than 6 sheets of paper and the damn thing will jam up and never run again. Happens every time.

Click.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ esto

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That thing never complains the food is a bit rubbery.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Ah so, thank you very much!"

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Office chair @ 8 mins
How fucking long do you think I have?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
At about 12:00 the machine has a tongue
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post this
scares the shit out of me.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tear it out of you
More likely.
Strange that no Mafia movie has used this machine as "witness suppression".
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watched one of these things eating a car
I happened to be in a scrapyard...

*ahem*

Anyway, the machine opening was probably only as wide as a school desk, but it just dragged this car in and destroyed it. Yardies running it joked to me 'should see a man in there'
I still dont think they were joking.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Yardies were running it?
I'd assume it was almost exclusively employed for the disposal of human bodies.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldnt possibly say
I can THINK but I cant say...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Benicio Del Toro.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel that office chair's pain.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really wouldn't want to get a hand trapped in on of those
I imagine it would take the rest of your body with it
(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Paris Roubaix on board cameras.
Starts of nice, quickly becomes nutbar.

NSFW if your office can't phantom a couple of French swears and fit men in Lycra.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
intimidating. I would love to have that power, but would not like to be in the sights of any of the other people there. Eek.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish the Roubaix had more prominent coverage in the UK.
It's far more entertaining that the Tour de France. They're all completely nutbar.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post The spring classics make good TV
Drama, history and if you fuck up, you can't make amends on the next stage.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Twas a great race this year
like most years really. My favourite event in the whole calendar. Didn't get the chance to watch it for real this year - had to settle for viewing it on screen. If anyone ever gets the chance to go over to France and watch this thing you must do it. Crazy crazy crazy stuff. The toilets at the Roubaix velodrome are quite something too :-)
Hayman looked proper dazed at the end - I don't think it sunk in for a few minutes :-D
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roubaix, Strada Bianca and Flanders are my favorites races of the year.
Epic stuff where carefully planned team strategies go to die.
Pedalled the full course one year to test GPS mapping for Garmin - madness.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2016, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post PUTAAAAAN!

(, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a link post NO FADER

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very skills
but not much fun to dance to.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
not really wedding disco material
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, imagine.
I do love scratching in principle, but it needs some sort of context. The pinnacle for me was the Terminator X Getaway Version on the B-side of Public Enemy's 'You Gonna Get Yours'. (Not actually by Terminator X but a prodigious youngster called DJ Juice)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5nj4yYj18o

All that crab and flare stuff is a bit like tap dancing.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
Have you seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DLED7krHwU&nohtml5=False

It's from this movie
www.imdb.com/title/tt0143861/

Which is well worth a watch!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha that's ace. He was just brilliant on that black and white Beastie Boys concert

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Wait... What? Fucking WHAT?? This wasn't actually Terminator X ? shit.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I feel bad now.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but can he achieve the same effect by stroking a dog?

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that prison slang?
Confused.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I literally want to see a DJ who can musically scratch a dog.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, not by stroking a dog.
But by scratching a dog, a little bit!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wikki wooof wii woooof wheeeerrr woooof wooff wff wff wff wooff wiiiki wooof.
It'd be amazing.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah what an idiot..
there's a fader right next to him!!!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS
how did he not spot that?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 7:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still remember getting bollocked by my dad for doing that on his old JVC

(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
/\ I still remember gettingbollocked bummed by my dad for doing that /\
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Colorado falls foul of state budget cuts to grammar.
I don't even know what's going on here. Every article seems to have suffered the same fate at the hands of the Google Translate Grinder.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post how completely strange. reading that hurt my brain.
i am not even sure how they managed to do that. the article source linked at the bottom of the page is readable.
www.denverpost.com/news/ci_29755987/parolee-charged-first-degree-murder-death-greeley-woman
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's an auto-robbing system
That automatically robs someone else's article and puts it through a thesaurus.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Football, American style

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Last play of game"?
I don't. What does that?

Can anyone?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's inappropriate, yes.
Imported from NFL no doubt.
You're welcome.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post If goalies were permitted to do this
I'd probably start watching football.
I'd be fine with all the other rules staying the same, just an addition of 'Goalie permitted to do anything in their power to prevent goal'.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the 21st Century after all!

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Football, and today's North London Derby was marred by an ugly incident
when Giroud was speared in the chest when through on goal. This only adds to Arsenal's injury list after Kieran Gibbs was chainsawed last week.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's because
they try to walk it in. With a flat back four and a sweeper as lone striker playing in the number 10 slot in the hole with a 4x4 formation behind or in front of him, they'd win easy.
Why no-one employs me is a mystery.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/sHpMJJP7v_s
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was no way offside.
Linesman is a prick.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also ^this

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes
'mericans
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having looked into the game, it's odd because that keeper's team were winning 4-1 at this point.
Not like it mattered. Women, eh?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously she had only just found out that £55,000 a week was not enough and had a flounce
And not enough birthday cakes.
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This is a normal post JON-A-THAN JON-A-THAN!

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This is a normal post 44444444
444444
(, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This this this this
this this this this this
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This is a link post Tracking Time Project - Camilo Jose Vergara
Worth spending a bit of time to browse through the photographs of this project work - the street locations changing over 4+ decades is fascinating. Plenty of derelict buildings and what not.
Fave is Vyse Avenue - bronx www.camilojosevergara.com/South-Bronx/Vyse-Avenue/1
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This is a normal post Some of those are great

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This is a link post Ma’agalim - Jane Bordeaux
stunning animation from Uri Lotan
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This is a normal post great video didnt listen to the music beyond the Oh its in foreing
spent rest of the video watching cogs and things
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best thing I've seen in ages.
And I thought the music was just about perfect.
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This is a normal post heh
reminded me of my counting song video
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This is a link post I know, Batman vs Superman was largely a bit contrived and dull bar a few ok set pieces
But I liked the way Snyder staged the opening with the ending of Man of Steel. Just a shame it went very downhill from there.
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This is a normal post what a load of noisy crap

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This is a normal post And how is your wife?

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This is a normal post Jamaica

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This is a normal post Roll her down a hill!

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This is a normal post What you on about, you love CG?! ;)

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure CG is silent
;D
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post why couldn't they make either of them more intense?
lazy
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post the best idea they can come up with for a story about a guy with super powers
is to have another guy with super powers and they punch each other in the face.

I watched The Man Who Could Work Miracles again the other day, and it still strikes me as the best super hero story ever told
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ98PjZErRA

and perhaps the only one that ever needed to be told
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This is a normal post not seen that, I have grabbed it for later viewing, is it better than Superman 4?

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post vastly superior cgi

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This is a normal post top film
great for a saturday matinee or rainy sunday afternoon. hg wells story, i think. 'with great power comes great responsibility' - something hollywood, ironically, seems to have forgotten.
edit: also - great scene with the bankers that explains our current global financial crisis... in 1936! ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ98PjZErRA&feature=youtu.be&t=2086 )
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This is a normal post haha great scene

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Screeeeecccchh.....
Bonk!

(No actual sound on the clip so had to improvise)
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post And SPAAAAAAANGGGGGGGG

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This is a normal post ^

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This is a normal post comedy gold

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice egg on the noggin

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait...
did he get knocked over by the lady in the red skirt? Would?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post if those two make it
they can tell people they met by accident.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who is my daddy?
I met him by accident
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even the writers of Only Fools And Horses couldn't have topped that.

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This is a normal post ha!

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This is a normal post haha
Ow, that probably really fuckin hurt
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This is a link post Catfish fishing takes unexpected turn

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This is a normal post This is what I don't get about this
They must know those are in the water by now, so why are they in those tiny boats, and that guy with his two young daughters.
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This is a normal post You don't have to outswim the alligator...

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I you suggesting wrestling with them is a viable solution to one of them nibbling on your toe?

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This is a normal post They just love having their tummies tickled*
*may not like it at all
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an old joke
which can involve bears, dragons or any other swift predator.

He doesn't have to outswim the alligator, just the girls.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would suspect that statistically he risks death more often by taking his daughters in a car.
And don't they say fishing is more about the stories than the catch?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only shit fisherman say that

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post One daughters to provide a diversion while he pedals the fuck out of there
Another one on standby just in case
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This is a normal post Looks like the poor thing was tangled on the line/float, maybe having eaten whatever was on the end of the line

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This is a normal post sod that for a game of soldiers

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This is a normal post They're going to need a bigger boat

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, the alligator is going to need a slower human.

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This is a normal post
Dam I was wanting to see some dead rednecks.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shurly you mean Deadnecks

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post So did he go back and cut the line?
Only leaving it there to die might be the sort of thing a cunt would do.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Florence Foster Jenkins
Only discovered her through a news article and a film trailer. Has to be heard to be believed.

This video was created with a non-activated version, apparently.
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This is a normal post What the shuddering... ?

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This is a normal post 'EY OOP MICK
Not as bad as I expected. Film looks well-worth a watch, mind.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hola!
There are a couple of other belters on there.

Film does look worth a gander, I agree.
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This is a normal post As Fray once wonderfully commented
"Sounds like she is being noshed out."
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This is a normal post How on EARTH would he know about that?
...unless he came across a dead bag-lady on his way back from his local 'Spoons.
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This is a normal post I dream of such good fortune

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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw07CDid0JM
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazeballs

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This is a normal post sexy as fuck

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This is a normal post Apparently this video is a symptom of syphilis.
True story.
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This is a normal post Her "Queen of the Night" is really something,
Normally, I hate the whole aria. With her singing, though... I still hate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ubiUIxbWE
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This is a link post Dark side of the Moon and the Force Awakens played together
kind of works
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This is a normal post Whats the name of this phenomenon?
Like with Dark Side of the Rainbow, were the brain matches up visual events to the music events with uncanny co-incidence? You can do it with almost anything. Im sure theres a name for it.
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This is a normal post
It's called the McGurk Effect.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks! Thats it!

(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post really?
can't see it myself, especially the near silence while the spaceship is being blown up at the end
(, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It works a lot better than my attempt to sync Radiohead's Paranoid Android
with Anal Raiders 7, Twins for the memories.
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This is a normal post We'll be the judges of that.
Link please.
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This is a normal post
The main thing this teaches me is that now is the time I can go download this movie in full HD for free.




I'm not doing that right now, obviously.
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