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This is a normal post Andy Serkis is a genius
[edit] I was about to delete that stupid comment but fuck it, I'm going to stew in my own stupidity
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 May 2016, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I can see why this is amusing. I am smiling slightly.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 23 May 2016, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, I will return the favour one day

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 May 2016, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I must say I think it's incredibly insensitive for the keepers to use bamboo baskets.
What did they think would happen? You can get a big plastic bin in the cheap shop round the corner from me for a couple of quid, and they're made in fucking China, so once you negate the mark up and transportation costs they would be much cheaper over there.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 23 May 2016, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. What part of 'eats shoots and leaves' don't they get?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably all of it.
Try "吃嫩枝和树叶" instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The only Chinese phrase I'm familiar with is 肏你祖宗十八代
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Have you considered:

我的气垫船充满鳗鱼
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 23 May 2016, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
clearly one of the greatest jobs in the world
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You get the impression clearing the leaves was an irrelevance

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the bright side,
they'll be extinct soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post But aren't they phasing out the one-child policy?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Set of bastards. She should have punched them again.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post PAC

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 23 May 2016, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post CCTV News
All the news that's caught on CCTV!
 (I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 23 May 2016, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post there is a restaurant called the crazy bear
where these bears should work
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 23 May 2016, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Farewell Mr Bunting. NSFW

This is, arguably, one of the better SNL sketches I've seen.

Fred Armisen at his absolute best.

Fucking great.

NSFW. Well, depends where you work.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 May 2016, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've not seen many SNL sketches
and on the basis of that will not bother with any others.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 23 May 2016, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This. Monty Python were doing this sort of stuff back in the '80's, and it wasonly mildly amusing then.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 23 May 2016, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Witless, mortgage-paying dreck

The script needs slightly altered. Take out 'poetry' and put in 'this sketch'.
 (roysin, Mon 23 May 2016, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, pretty good Dead Poets Society parody
I've seen a lot worse from SNL.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 23 May 2016, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I thought it was funny

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Rapping, deconstructed. NSFW

An interesting article on the development of rapping since the old skool times.

Probably NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 22 May 2016, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Way better than I expected

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 22 May 2016, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting stuff
weirdly, been thinking about multi syllable rhymes today since I've spent the last week practically chain-listening to Aesop Rocks new album (Rings is badass, and massively more accessible than most of his work.)
would love to see some of his stuff broken down in this way.
 (Melatonin, Sun 22 May 2016, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post do it!
i've been doing it recently with my lyrics cos it's helping me see the end of 16 bar sections whilst staying in the rhyme scheme. youjust get the lyrics and colour in all the ones that rhyme the same colour. it shows you lots! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm rapping, I'm rapping
I'm rap-rap-rapping
 (meepmeep is, Mon 23 May 2016, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
Best video ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 23 May 2016, 7:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that that thing where they talk over the music?
I can't see it catching on.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 23 May 2016, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post While the form may well merit analysis, it's very rare that the content is worthy of it.
Also, why does every white East Coast intellectual female adopt that mode of delivery? I felt like I was listening to Serial again. There's twelve inconclusive hours of my life I'll never get back.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 23 May 2016, 2:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Monday is
Prufrock posts something useful and informative and/or funny and amusing.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 23 May 2016, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rich

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can listen to podcasts at double speed.
1.5X if it's a slow news day at your office
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not science. it's not art. It's children's entertainment.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 23 May 2016, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Pop music in general, or just rap?
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
The thing that amuses me the most is watching people on the bus listening to this shit and doing actions to it, as if they are primary school children in a Christmas play.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It must be nice to be better than other people.

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just talking, isn't it?
/1980s dad
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 May 2016, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's art

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a link post The second instalment of 'Did You Know This Amazing Fact?' I made this!
Prepare your mind for a blowing because this week we're talking about SHOWER GEL.
(brtje, Sun 22 May 2016, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you like your own link?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 22 May 2016, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 66.67%

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 22 May 2016, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post MIND. BLOWN. FACT!
Cunt
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 May 2016, 6:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Kinda Goth from The Sinister Ducks
Was the B side to "The March", Gothy connection via David J, Alan Moore on the wordage.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 22 May 2016, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a link post (wrong link before, here it is), Owen talks about his wife of 60 years loosing her memory of him.
Kind of touching, but an important issue. It may come to us all. The loose of memory in older age though dementia. This man's discussion of it is very touching
(shnookey1, Sun 22 May 2016, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'losing'

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2016, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looosing

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 22 May 2016, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this song is just perfect
From the perspective of the person receding into the distance.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8TsAh-zYFI
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 23 May 2016, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Flight of the Conchords - Women's Rights

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 May 2016, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love FotC!

Only just watched them all recently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 22 May 2016, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...that's why they call them business socks.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Lessritius I made this!
I did a tune, a holiday (board inspired destination: Lessritius) and a vid.
In that order.
I know, nothing more tedious than holiday- or baby pics when not your own.
Still, hope you like the tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 22 May 2016, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too cheerful
Too upbeat.
Too much sunshine.
Too much smiling.

I am a miserable cunt though so my opinion might not be the one you're looking for.
 (brandthedoggy, Sun 22 May 2016, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOu are quite perfect
in your misery.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 22 May 2016, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very uplifting
Nicely done.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 22 May 2016, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks nice but...
no dodgems or candy floss stalls.
They need to up their game and get an amusement arcade installed too whilst they are at it.
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 22 May 2016, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0.26
SMUUUUGGGGGG
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 23 May 2016, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Jazz flute
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 23 May 2016, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the NSFW version?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a link post We've all been there.

(samuelmanual, Sun 22 May 2016, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wigan?
Most miserable train station in Britain. Especially when it's raining.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 May 2016, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't it rain all the time there with ash from the wasted North Lands?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 22 May 2016, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell that's grim

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 22 May 2016, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like he'll have left a big skidmark where he hit the floor after the bouncer threw him by the head.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 22 May 2016, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't stop relievin'
Yourself on that dance floor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 23 May 2016, 1:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Red Lorry Yellow Lorry - Walking on Your Hands
Jumps on the Goth Sunday band lorry...
(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sun 22 May 2016, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post A great track
Bought this when it came out from Red Rhino records in York, saw them live a few times. They played a gig in Leeds last year at the Brudenell Social club
 (I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Bauhaus - Third Uncle
A pretty good cover of Eno's track
(m.auron, Sun 22 May 2016, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'kin 'ell
I haven't listened to anything by Bauhaus since I was dumped by their greatest fan in 1986 (only to then try and rekindle that relationship a year later (big mistake)). She did let me feel her tits though.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 22 May 2016, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Tones on Tail - Lions

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 22 May 2016, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Monkey getting ready to go out

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 May 2016, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post son of a

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it you who deleted the link you had posted previously?
Why did you do it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 May 2016, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah was me, was trying to work out how to embed
with the clip starting at a certain point in time
To maintain the highest quality of product and that
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 22 May 2016, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post She refers to herself as the monkey's mother
I wonder if she's a creationist
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 22 May 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then why does she still exist?

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sun 22 May 2016, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what about her brother?
What would that make him
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 22 May 2016, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunate

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 22 May 2016, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That monkey's going nowhere....
looks temazzied up when it's getting into it's combing.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Sun 22 May 2016, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post its a sad fact most monkey prostitutes turn to drugs

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Sun 22 May 2016, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mommy needs a punch in the face
Stupid bitch thinks its okay to anthropomorphize an animal which has no place being a pet in someone's house.
 (MagicMoose, Mon 23 May 2016, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Bad Houses
...places no respectable man would be seen...
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more dark clothing and moping about

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sordid drug / sex addictions not mopey enough for you?
It's all "I hate myself in my weakness" and stuff. Mope mope mope.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 22 May 2016, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great song
Also, Candles!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 22 May 2016, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cables!

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 22 May 2016, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a link post This is Heresy
Delightful :|
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 22 May 2016, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely candle day

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 22 May 2016, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post So many candles with a Cristian Death video is quite apropos.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 22 May 2016, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Always too much Sisters of Fucking Mercy and the fucking Mission
so much more to see than that
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 22 May 2016, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
go on then, have some of this alternative to alternative

https://www.youtube.com/embed/K0bLCILyVRk
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Sun 22 May 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've got this on vinyl

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I love you
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post How can something so wrong feel so....hang on

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post how about newer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZX1dgveIYY

is it ever even goth goth or just new, derived and bland if made after 1990?
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 May 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1985 tuxedomoon
Is it even goth?

In a manner of speaking
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2xs8NauMNk
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 May 2016, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And the Nouvelle Vague version)
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 May 2016, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nick Cave back when it was not just mushy ballads
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS_GagmpfvU
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 May 2016, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone for Cocteau Twins?
In Our Angelhood
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or Dead Can Dance?
Persephone
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!
Happy B3taday
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a link post ooh, Goth Sunday? I'm in!


This is my new favourite way of watching The YouTubes on desktop PC

https://www.youtube.com/embed/U0i_uKUJCUI
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Sun 22 May 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ech god no
Even I had to admit Eldritch had lost it around this time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 22 May 2016, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Happy Candles
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Sun 22 May 2016, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta!
Soz about dissing your vid post and all old bean!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Completely understandable old chap
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say, aren't we getting terribly steampunk, doncha know?
Let's all put some fucking brass cogs on a top hat and get fat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 22 May 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCuE5rHbPA
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 May 2016, 18:45, , Reply)

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