I know it's bad form to say so but...
You're really not missing much.
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You're really not missing much.
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As Rodney Marsh once said
"Bierhoff and Kuntz? Sounds like a good night out."
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:28, Share, Reply)
"Bierhoff and Kuntz? Sounds like a good night out."
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:28, Share, Reply)
Corbyn is a right fraudster it appears.
Apparently he recently claimed a train was so packed there were no seats and he had to travel in a corridor. CCTV on the train shows he not only had a seat, he sat in it after sitting on the floor and complaining.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 14:39, Share, Reply)
Apparently he recently claimed a train was so packed there were no seats and he had to travel in a corridor. CCTV on the train shows he not only had a seat, he sat in it after sitting on the floor and complaining.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 14:39, Share, Reply)
“The reality is there are not enough trains, we need more of them and they’re also incredibly expensive. Isn’t that a good case for public ownership?”
If that's a direct quote then it's a terrible case for public ownership
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 14:51, Share, Reply)
If that's a direct quote then it's a terrible case for public ownership
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 14:51, Share, Reply)
Corbinistas spot conspiracy ...
https://twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/768075580466225152
I'm sure Tony Blair is behind it somewhere. Must be. Or Owen Smith. Or both. Or David Milliband. Or all three.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 14:56, Share, Reply)
https://twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/768075580466225152
I'm sure Tony Blair is behind it somewhere. Must be. Or Owen Smith. Or both. Or David Milliband. Or all three.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 14:56, Share, Reply)
And not two different carriages, with cameras facing in opposite directions.
As is obvious from the Telegraph.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 19:15, Share, Reply)
As is obvious from the Telegraph.
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The guy is full of shit.
A man who bragged and boasted he represented "honest, straight talking politics". And anyway how exactly would public ownership improve over crowding? It wouldn't.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 15:02, Share, Reply)
A man who bragged and boasted he represented "honest, straight talking politics". And anyway how exactly would public ownership improve over crowding? It wouldn't.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 15:02, Share, Reply)
well, for one it would remove the profit motive that results in chronic underfunding
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Yes, because underfunding isn't an issue anywhere in state-funded services
No siree. Not at all.
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No siree. Not at all.
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Yes because before privatisation the trains in this country were wonderful.
Are you a child or has a brain injury impaired your memory?
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:31, Share, Reply)
Are you a child or has a brain injury impaired your memory?
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:31, Share, Reply)
No, I think I said it would remove the profit motive
For example, much of rail subsidies go directly to shareholders, rather than being re-invested to improve the network.
Prufuck - sure you've not mistaken this place for Brietbart? Both start with a 'b', which I guess might be confusing you.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 18:03, Share, Reply)
For example, much of rail subsidies go directly to shareholders, rather than being re-invested to improve the network.
Prufuck - sure you've not mistaken this place for Brietbart? Both start with a 'b', which I guess might be confusing you.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 18:03, Share, Reply)
Ha ha
I keep an eye on Breitbart, but it's a bit much, even for my taste. For real laughs I go to The Canary. You'd love that site. Real loony bins stuff.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 18:49, Share, Reply)
I keep an eye on Breitbart, but it's a bit much, even for my taste. For real laughs I go to The Canary. You'd love that site. Real loony bins stuff.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 18:49, Share, Reply)
ahem, that would be state-owned railtrack you're looking for...
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yes the profit making side of the business is all private and all the major liabilities are state owned
Someone got a great deal there
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Someone got a great deal there
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The trains ARE better now under private ownership
They are also more expensive.
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They are also more expensive.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:44, Share, Reply)
You read the article didn't you?
11.10am
CCTV footage shows Mr Corbyn walking through a train carriage passing empty unreserved seats after getting on board.
11.15am (approx)
Mr Corbyn spends 30 minutes filming from the floor of the train between carriages, according to Virgin Trains. Footage released later shows he criticises the ‘ram-packed’ train and calls for nationalisation.
11.40am
CCTV footage shows Mr Corbyn returning to the carriage with empty unreserved seats and taking one. He remains seated for more than two hours until the journey is completed, according to Virgin Trains.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 15:15, Share, Reply)
11.10am
CCTV footage shows Mr Corbyn walking through a train carriage passing empty unreserved seats after getting on board.
11.15am (approx)
Mr Corbyn spends 30 minutes filming from the floor of the train between carriages, according to Virgin Trains. Footage released later shows he criticises the ‘ram-packed’ train and calls for nationalisation.
11.40am
CCTV footage shows Mr Corbyn returning to the carriage with empty unreserved seats and taking one. He remains seated for more than two hours until the journey is completed, according to Virgin Trains.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 15:15, Share, Reply)
Yes
I interpreted it as refusing an offer of a seat in first class - the empty seats he didn't sit in being first class seats.
Read the article again.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 15:19, Share, Reply)
I interpreted it as refusing an offer of a seat in first class - the empty seats he didn't sit in being first class seats.
Read the article again.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 15:19, Share, Reply)
Perhaps Not
Perhaps he did a feeble stunt that has then completely blown up in his face. How completely incompetent of him.
But I'm sure chem-trails/the right-wing mass media are really to blame.
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Perhaps he did a feeble stunt that has then completely blown up in his face. How completely incompetent of him.
But I'm sure chem-trails/the right-wing mass media are really to blame.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 15:25, Share, Reply)
Yes, this is surely clear every time he opens his mouth
He lives in a strange alternative world where 70s student activism wasn't a humiliating waste of time and marxism actually worked, despite both human nature and the existence of money.
He is a dangerous bullying fuckwit who would like everyone to be poor and unemployed, because that way we'd all suit his broken concept of equality.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 15:21, Share, Reply)
He lives in a strange alternative world where 70s student activism wasn't a humiliating waste of time and marxism actually worked, despite both human nature and the existence of money.
He is a dangerous bullying fuckwit who would like everyone to be poor and unemployed, because that way we'd all suit his broken concept of equality.
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If you were Americans, you would all be part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
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Virgin's response is awesome:
"We'd encourage Jeremy to book ahead next time he travels with us, both to reserve a seat and to ensure he gets our lowest fares, and we look forward to welcoming him onboard again."
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 16:35, Share, Reply)
"We'd encourage Jeremy to book ahead next time he travels with us, both to reserve a seat and to ensure he gets our lowest fares, and we look forward to welcoming him onboard again."
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 16:35, Share, Reply)
Getting royally ratarsed and fucking a dead pig for the shock lols,
sounds vastly more entertaining than sitting on a train floor looking miserable to score some paltry political points.
Also, the former is mostly harmless pissing about, whereas the latter is a bare faced attempt to deceive the entire nation.
Get some perspective ffs.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 16:51, Share, Reply)
sounds vastly more entertaining than sitting on a train floor looking miserable to score some paltry political points.
Also, the former is mostly harmless pissing about, whereas the latter is a bare faced attempt to deceive the entire nation.
Get some perspective ffs.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 16:51, Share, Reply)
decieve a nation
about a seat on a train!?
oh...sarcasm XD
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:11, Share, Reply)
about a seat on a train!?
oh...sarcasm XD
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:11, Share, Reply)
Ok, so it is a tiny deception, but this is about the principle...
... And let's us not forget that Jezza's whole schtick is his principles. For any other politician I would say big deal, but his entire platform purports to be about truth, respect, and professionalism, and this flies in he face of all that.
Ultimately I have no principle by which I'm specifically against the fucking of dead pigs... It's not for me but I will not judge the high jinks/sexual preferences of anyone so long as nothing and no-one suffers.
I do, however, massively object to being lied to, especially when the deception is unnecessary, and so poorly executed as to become insulting.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 21:22, Share, Reply)
... And let's us not forget that Jezza's whole schtick is his principles. For any other politician I would say big deal, but his entire platform purports to be about truth, respect, and professionalism, and this flies in he face of all that.
Ultimately I have no principle by which I'm specifically against the fucking of dead pigs... It's not for me but I will not judge the high jinks/sexual preferences of anyone so long as nothing and no-one suffers.
I do, however, massively object to being lied to, especially when the deception is unnecessary, and so poorly executed as to become insulting.
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I do, however, massively object to being lied to
so how do you EVER vote?
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:43, Share, Reply)
so how do you EVER vote?
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:43, Share, Reply)
I pick the best liar.
Whoever's lies are the most plausible, whoever has at least some facts and figures to back them up, whoever uses the least amount of emotion into their argument, and whoever has put some proper effort into making me believe it.
If a politician's lies can be exposed by a smug Branson with some CCTV footage, it demonstrates they're either incompetent at the basics of their profession, or they have such a low opinion of the intelligence of voters as to seem arrogantly contemptuous. And possibly both.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:23, Share, Reply)
Whoever's lies are the most plausible, whoever has at least some facts and figures to back them up, whoever uses the least amount of emotion into their argument, and whoever has put some proper effort into making me believe it.
If a politician's lies can be exposed by a smug Branson with some CCTV footage, it demonstrates they're either incompetent at the basics of their profession, or they have such a low opinion of the intelligence of voters as to seem arrogantly contemptuous. And possibly both.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:23, Share, Reply)
so you would rather elect a proffesional liar
than an amateur one?
surely frequency of lies should count as well in the metric?
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:25, Share, Reply)
than an amateur one?
surely frequency of lies should count as well in the metric?
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I bet he farted and walked up and down the aisles making sure everyone got a whiff
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You whinging cunts.
THIS has got you worked up???
Our university education is one of the most expensive in the world. Bursaries for nurses are being scrapped.
Schools are being privatised with the NHS and Prisons catching up.
The Tories were so sure that the public would vote to stay in Europe that they gambled the UK on it.
Workers rights are a thing of the past.
I could go on.
But, FUCK, no. This is what gets you boiling.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:29, Share, Reply)
THIS has got you worked up???
Our university education is one of the most expensive in the world. Bursaries for nurses are being scrapped.
Schools are being privatised with the NHS and Prisons catching up.
The Tories were so sure that the public would vote to stay in Europe that they gambled the UK on it.
Workers rights are a thing of the past.
I could go on.
But, FUCK, no. This is what gets you boiling.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:29, Share, Reply)
And I dropped jammie dodger on the floor!
IT LANDED JAM SIDE DOWN!
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IT LANDED JAM SIDE DOWN!
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:44, Share, Reply)
I wouldn't argue with any point you've made there, (but you're making a huge assumption that I'm boiling about this issue)
but, as far as I'm aware, you're not the leader of the government's opposition telling a bare faced lie to support your agenda. Why doesn't Corbyn man-up and sort some shit out regarding education, the NHS, etc. instead of making up stories? He's useless, shallow, ineffective and deceiving.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:49, Share, Reply)
but, as far as I'm aware, you're not the leader of the government's opposition telling a bare faced lie to support your agenda. Why doesn't Corbyn man-up and sort some shit out regarding education, the NHS, etc. instead of making up stories? He's useless, shallow, ineffective and deceiving.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:49, Share, Reply)
Ah so truth can get tah fuck so long as there's a greater problem?
I pay this cunts wages as leader of the opposition and if he's lying to make a political point then I want it exposed alright?
Now fuck off you smoke screen spraying cunt.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 19:52, Share, Reply)
I pay this cunts wages as leader of the opposition and if he's lying to make a political point then I want it exposed alright?
Now fuck off you smoke screen spraying cunt.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 19:52, Share, Reply)
There's just "incompetent"
and then there's "so incompetent that he can't find an overcrowded train out of Kings Cross"
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:53, Share, Reply)
and then there's "so incompetent that he can't find an overcrowded train out of Kings Cross"
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 17:53, Share, Reply)
It reminds me of when Cameron cycled to work while a car ferried his briefcase behind him. Of course when that happened it was a valid exposure of his phoniness and hypocrisy. This however is a Murdoch press led witch hunt.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 18:14, Share, Reply)
i liked the bit where he tried to lock his bike to a bollard and it was nicked.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 18:54, Share, Reply)
Slightly different take on it here
Slightly different take on it here:
www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/23/jeremy-corbyn-virgin-trains-disputes-claim-over-lack-of-seats
Ellen – who asked to not be fully named – told the Guardian that Corbyn had seemingly gone through the entire standard-class section of the train but had not been able to find a seat. The 26-year-old, who was with her one-year-old daughter and son, aged six, said she had similarly been unable to find seats.
“He’s not lying,” she said. “When I saw him he was in coach A, right at the front. He hadn’t managed to find a seat in the whole of the train. I was sat on the floor, there was no space for me to get a seat. There were people in every space between every carriage. It was totally overcrowded. They were full of bags and full of people.”
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Slightly different take on it here:
www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/23/jeremy-corbyn-virgin-trains-disputes-claim-over-lack-of-seats
Ellen – who asked to not be fully named – told the Guardian that Corbyn had seemingly gone through the entire standard-class section of the train but had not been able to find a seat. The 26-year-old, who was with her one-year-old daughter and son, aged six, said she had similarly been unable to find seats.
“He’s not lying,” she said. “When I saw him he was in coach A, right at the front. He hadn’t managed to find a seat in the whole of the train. I was sat on the floor, there was no space for me to get a seat. There were people in every space between every carriage. It was totally overcrowded. They were full of bags and full of people.”
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 19:25, Share, Reply)
Given that he will have claimed the cost of the ticket on expenses,
i.e. from the taxpayer, he, and all MPs, should be made to sit on the floor.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 19:50, Share, Reply)
i.e. from the taxpayer, he, and all MPs, should be made to sit on the floor.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 19:50, Share, Reply)
Cheaper to pay a chauffeur to drive a jag
Like all the other wankers from his office floor.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 20:57, Share, Reply)
Like all the other wankers from his office floor.
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slightly different. You can;t cycle about with a red box.
security innit.
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security innit.
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I thought it was obvious he was
I mean he LAID down in the corridor.
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I mean he LAID down in the corridor.
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Liar liar pants on fire
But as a seasoned commuting professional sitting on the floor can be standard stuff providing you can find enough floor. Then it's sardines and at the next station people shout for you to inhale so more people can squeeze in.
On my current line I pay almost twice as much at peak times rather than off peak so basically being milked for having a job I need to travel to. I have no other option but the cheery robot voice at the end of my journey always thanks me for travelling with London Midland as if I had other alternatives.
Fares go up above inflation my pay goes down.
The insightful LED Matrix while on my journey tells me I can buy my ticket online or via an App for Free!!!! If I want to claim back some of the 4k spent a year on constant delays and cancelled trains I have to fill out a hand written form (black pen only hard enough to make copies) with what I ate for breakfast before the train was cancelled, my cats name if I own one etc etc...... Sent off in the 2nd Class envelope to be assessed by a management team which may reply in 28 days or preferably after I have died waiting for a response.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 20:29, Share, Reply)
But as a seasoned commuting professional sitting on the floor can be standard stuff providing you can find enough floor. Then it's sardines and at the next station people shout for you to inhale so more people can squeeze in.
On my current line I pay almost twice as much at peak times rather than off peak so basically being milked for having a job I need to travel to. I have no other option but the cheery robot voice at the end of my journey always thanks me for travelling with London Midland as if I had other alternatives.
Fares go up above inflation my pay goes down.
The insightful LED Matrix while on my journey tells me I can buy my ticket online or via an App for Free!!!! If I want to claim back some of the 4k spent a year on constant delays and cancelled trains I have to fill out a hand written form (black pen only hard enough to make copies) with what I ate for breakfast before the train was cancelled, my cats name if I own one etc etc...... Sent off in the 2nd Class envelope to be assessed by a management team which may reply in 28 days or preferably after I have died waiting for a response.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 20:29, Share, Reply)
4 grand for a season ticket???!
Jaysus.
Here in Germanland €4k gets me the entire rail network plus public transport in cities. And that's a (semi)public company.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:01, Share, Reply)
Jaysus.
Here in Germanland €4k gets me the entire rail network plus public transport in cities. And that's a (semi)public company.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:01, Share, Reply)
At least like Hillary Clinton
He didn't claim to board the train under sniper fire though this could have been possible.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 20:39, Share, Reply)
He didn't claim to board the train under sniper fire though this could have been possible.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 20:39, Share, Reply)
Regardless. He's a lying cunt. Just like every other politician.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 20:56, Share, Reply)
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I was being ironic
Leaves standard Alanis Morissette vid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 21:36, Share, Reply)
Leaves standard Alanis Morissette vid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 21:36, Share, Reply)
The only thing about ironic about that song is it is a song about irony written by someone who doesn't know what that means.
Edit: Git.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 22:53, Share, Reply)
Edit: Git.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 22:53, Share, Reply)
businessman with vested interested in privatised railways
says that policitian who wants to renationalise is a liar, illegally uses CCTV to try and provide evidence for their point.
I don't particularly like Corbyn (or anyone) but for fucks sake... what headlines is next
EDL say Muslims are Not their kind of people?
you don't fucking say!
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 8:57, Share, Reply)
says that policitian who wants to renationalise is a liar, illegally uses CCTV to try and provide evidence for their point.
I don't particularly like Corbyn (or anyone) but for fucks sake... what headlines is next
EDL say Muslims are Not their kind of people?
you don't fucking say!
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 8:57, Share, Reply)
You're comparing a train company to a racist organisation
You've been on the Corbynade again haven't you? Also this is the best use of CCTV I've seen in ages - Making a fuckwit look even more stupid.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:47, Share, Reply)
You've been on the Corbynade again haven't you? Also this is the best use of CCTV I've seen in ages - Making a fuckwit look even more stupid.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:47, Share, Reply)
i'm not comparing a train company to a racist organisation
I'm saying that a train company that is throwing shit at a man who has stated an intention (however impossible) of nationalising railways, is about as reliable as the EDL having an issue with Muslims... IE that there is an obvious conflict of interest there.
If you look at my message, you'll see that No, i'm not a fan of corbyn, and although you may think it's the "best use of CCTV" the law would disagree with you.
However, as someone who has commuted for 8 years of my life 3 hours a day, the idea that branson could even imply our railways are not ludicrously expensive, overcrowded and unreliable is fucking mental.
but well done you for completely missing the fucking point of my original post... it's almost like you've got political blinkers on...
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:33, Share, Reply)
I'm saying that a train company that is throwing shit at a man who has stated an intention (however impossible) of nationalising railways, is about as reliable as the EDL having an issue with Muslims... IE that there is an obvious conflict of interest there.
If you look at my message, you'll see that No, i'm not a fan of corbyn, and although you may think it's the "best use of CCTV" the law would disagree with you.
However, as someone who has commuted for 8 years of my life 3 hours a day, the idea that branson could even imply our railways are not ludicrously expensive, overcrowded and unreliable is fucking mental.
but well done you for completely missing the fucking point of my original post... it's almost like you've got political blinkers on...
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:33, Share, Reply)
The man threw the shit at the train company first
Anyone being exposed as as massive hypocritical liar after publicly getting all righteous is brilliant. Doesn't matter what irrelevant minority political party they belong to.
That having been said I would never vote for the Labour party in their current state, it feels like its been taken over by the Socialist Worker and a bunch of deluded idealists.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:29, Share, Reply)
Anyone being exposed as as massive hypocritical liar after publicly getting all righteous is brilliant. Doesn't matter what irrelevant minority political party they belong to.
That having been said I would never vote for the Labour party in their current state, it feels like its been taken over by the Socialist Worker and a bunch of deluded idealists.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:29, Share, Reply)
He's getting a bit tetchy now about this and his stories changed.
Apparently there were free seats but he couldn't find 2 seats together.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:08, Share, Reply)
Apparently there were free seats but he couldn't find 2 seats together.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 13:08, Share, Reply)
Why does he need two seats?
He's so puny he could fit in the overhead luggage racks.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:38, Share, Reply)
He's so puny he could fit in the overhead luggage racks.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:38, Share, Reply)
For his wife he says.
Apparently it's better for them to sit on a filthy train floor than to not sit together.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:18, Share, Reply)
Apparently it's better for them to sit on a filthy train floor than to not sit together.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:18, Share, Reply)
Ha! Then we know he's a liar!
No man would want to spend a long train journey next to his wife.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:23, Share, Reply)
No man would want to spend a long train journey next to his wife.
( , Wed 24 Aug 2016, 16:23, Share, Reply)
Fighter with funny name leads to funny commentary.
I mean, *I* don't find this sort of stuff funny but you lot might.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:48, Share, Reply)
I mean, *I* don't find this sort of stuff funny but you lot might.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:48, Share, Reply)
As Robin Williams once said....
"They call it freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your house! It should be called home basing! Three signs you're addicted to cocaine: First of all, if you come home to your house and you have no furniture and your cat's going "I'm outta here, prick!," Warning! Number two: If you have this dream where you're doing cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep, and you wake up and you're doing cocaine, BINGO! Number three: if on your tax form it says, "$50,000 for snacks," MAYDAY!"
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:27, Share, Reply)
"They call it freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your house! It should be called home basing! Three signs you're addicted to cocaine: First of all, if you come home to your house and you have no furniture and your cat's going "I'm outta here, prick!," Warning! Number two: If you have this dream where you're doing cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep, and you wake up and you're doing cocaine, BINGO! Number three: if on your tax form it says, "$50,000 for snacks," MAYDAY!"
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:27, Share, Reply)
sanfernandovalleyblog.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/a-naked-and-burning-richard-pryor.html
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 15:31, Share, Reply)
Well how else would you smuggle cows eyeballs out of work?
Pretty high on the list of things not to read before breakfast.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 9:28, Share, Reply)
Pretty high on the list of things not to read before breakfast.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 9:28, Share, Reply)
As Nietzsche said: "if thou gaze long into an arsehole, the arsehole will also gaze into thee"
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Used to work in a butchers
We had crates full of the things.
Never found out what they got used for but they didn't go in the rubbish.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:29, Share, Reply)
We had crates full of the things.
Never found out what they got used for but they didn't go in the rubbish.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:29, Share, Reply)
Starting up a load of Mazdas
Like a collection of angry combustable wasps
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 21:21, Share, Reply)
Like a collection of angry combustable wasps
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 21:21, Share, Reply)
If I start a hip hop group called "Angry Combustable Wasps" do you promise not to sue me?
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 23:04, Share, Reply)
Cerebus' typo made me think of this.
"The cat detector van from the ministry of housinge"
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 20:13, Share, Reply)
"The cat detector van from the ministry of housinge"
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 20:13, Share, Reply)
Rod Hull and Richard Pryor - together at last
Some background on it here.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:38, Share, Reply)
Some background on it here.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:38, Share, Reply)
I'm so glad he went the way he did
Rather than sullied by Yew Tree like all the other presenters of my youth.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 21:43, Share, Reply)
Rather than sullied by Yew Tree like all the other presenters of my youth.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 21:43, Share, Reply)
Adjusting a TV aerial when drunk to watch the football is a fine way to go
If only Rolf had taken the dignified way out and found split in two next to his wobble board.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:34, Share, Reply)
If only Rolf had taken the dignified way out and found split in two next to his wobble board.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:34, Share, Reply)
On the late evening of June 9, 1980, during the making of the film Bustin' Loose, after days of overindulging on freebasing cocaine, Pryor poured 151-proof rum all over himself and lit himself on fire. While ablaze, he ran down Parthenia Street from his Los Angeles, California home, until being subdued by police. He was taken to a hospital, where he was treated for second and third degree burns covering more than half of his body. Pryor spent six weeks in recovery at the Herpolscheimer Burn Center at Sherman Oaks Hospital. His daughter, Rain, stated that the incident happened as a result of a bout of drug-induced psychosis;[44] later, however, in an on-camera interview, Pryor said: "I tried to commit suicide. Next question."[45]
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 9:22, Share, Reply)
dont remember the crotch checking bit in the pink windmill show
Did Emu have a blue routine for adult audiences? Huge if true
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 10:29, Share, Reply)
Did Emu have a blue routine for adult audiences? Huge if true
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 10:29, Share, Reply)
'Please welcome Rod Hull and Emoo!'
'And now the nooze'.
Merkins...
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:00, Share, Reply)
'And now the nooze'.
Merkins...
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:00, Share, Reply)
Nazi Trump supporters at fundraiser get their just deserts!
Hahahaha! Take that!
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 18:55, Share, Reply)
Hahahaha! Take that!
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 18:55, Share, Reply)
Wait, I thought you were a pro right gun manic!
What's brought this SOCIALIST thinking on, traitor?
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:24, Share, Reply)
What's brought this SOCIALIST thinking on, traitor?
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:24, Share, Reply)
That's the thing about you pinkos,
you all just assume that anyone that doesn't agree with your politics is either stupid or evil, or both. You love diversity, as long as it's not diversity of opinion.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:39, Share, Reply)
you all just assume that anyone that doesn't agree with your politics is either stupid or evil, or both. You love diversity, as long as it's not diversity of opinion.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:39, Share, Reply)
said the paragon of tollerance
in the sense of both physical and metaphysical.
you dick. (love you)
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 21:05, Share, Reply)
in the sense of both physical and metaphysical.
you dick. (love you)
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 21:05, Share, Reply)
You need to invest in a dictionary,
as autocorrect clearly isn't working out for you, comrade. Also I make no apology for refusing to engage in the Doublethink that allows you to tolerate those that are intolerant of the liberal mindset that is the root of your misguided tolerance. No to gay weddings in mosques! Gender segregation now! Hack out clitorises now!
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 21:15, Share, Reply)
as autocorrect clearly isn't working out for you, comrade. Also I make no apology for refusing to engage in the Doublethink that allows you to tolerate those that are intolerant of the liberal mindset that is the root of your misguided tolerance. No to gay weddings in mosques! Gender segregation now! Hack out clitorises now!
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 21:15, Share, Reply)
what do you think I tolerate
that you think shouldn't be tolerated?
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:03, Share, Reply)
that you think shouldn't be tolerated?
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:03, Share, Reply)
I'm wondering if he's actually Pedantichrist
in his ultimate form.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 11:28, Share, Reply)
in his ultimate form.
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 11:28, Share, Reply)
Haha
Manley blocked me on facebook for pulling him up on being a twat
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:21, Share, Reply)
Manley blocked me on facebook for pulling him up on being a twat
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:21, Share, Reply)
Are you really saying it's socialist thinking to punch the elderly, destroy property and spray paint elderly women?
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 20:37, Share, Reply)
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 20:37, Share, Reply)
Never quite understood how he managed to shrug this off and is not tainted.
He paid he downloaded but in the name of research and to expose those involved. Yeah good excuse that. Mr Gadd must be wondering who he didn't pay off or knew.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:54, Share, Reply)
He paid he downloaded but in the name of research and to expose those involved. Yeah good excuse that. Mr Gadd must be wondering who he didn't pay off or knew.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:54, Share, Reply)
Well excuse me, Doctor Dolittle.
Some of us just enjoy watching a bit of cat boxing, Carla Lane. Is that ok with you, Rolf Harris?
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 18:43, Share, Reply)
Some of us just enjoy watching a bit of cat boxing, Carla Lane. Is that ok with you, Rolf Harris?
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 18:43, Share, Reply)
Japanese Olympic Wrestler celebrates by throwing her coach around the place
Ronseal
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:23, Share, Reply)
Ronseal
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:23, Share, Reply)
Throwing him once or even twice would have been fine
but she just wouldn't stop. She was throwing him about for three and a half minutes. She was probably carried away by the raucous rock music but even so, this is clearly work place bullying. I hope he wins her medal as part of his compensation in the inevitable court case that will follow.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 18:39, Share, Reply)
but she just wouldn't stop. She was throwing him about for three and a half minutes. She was probably carried away by the raucous rock music but even so, this is clearly work place bullying. I hope he wins her medal as part of his compensation in the inevitable court case that will follow.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 18:39, Share, Reply)
In Japan, when you win too much
You throw up Sakae.
Boum
erm
Tish?
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:23, Share, Reply)
You throw up Sakae.
Boum
erm
Tish?
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:23, Share, Reply)
Chicken wearing pants
Chicken wearing pants
Chicken wearing pants
Chicken wearing pants
Chicken wearing pants
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:23, Share, Reply)
Chicken wearing pants
Chicken wearing pants
Chicken wearing pants
Chicken wearing pants
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:23, Share, Reply)
All chickens must wear pants
This would make the world a much better place
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:24, Share, Reply)
This would make the world a much better place
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:24, Share, Reply)
because of the wing overlap it's looks like it's trying to stop them falling down
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:26, Share, Reply)
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:26, Share, Reply)
You wouldn't have said that if it were a white chicken!
Scandalous!
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:41, Share, Reply)
Scandalous!
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:41, Share, Reply)
Keep on with these threats and I will show wattle do to you.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 20:09, Share, Reply)
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 20:09, Share, Reply)
I'm an eggspert fighter - you'll be in pain even if I only wing you.
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 20:39, Share, Reply)
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 20:39, Share, Reply)
at last!
sanity prevails! More pants for chickens please! and/ or trousers
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 18:26, Share, Reply)
sanity prevails! More pants for chickens please! and/ or trousers
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 18:26, Share, Reply)
Join SINA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_Indecency_to_Naked_Animals
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 0:08, Share, Reply)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_Indecency_to_Naked_Animals
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 0:08, Share, Reply)
There's somethin' a little yeeeeh about a boy that don't like baseball
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 10:19, Share, Reply)
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 10:19, Share, Reply)
Choose your own adventure game where you get to play as a computer AI
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:24, Share, Reply)
( , Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:24, Share, Reply)
The sugar and the cream and the eggs
should be whisked with an adult dog before becoming a puppy.
This was ace!
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 10:57, Share, Reply)
should be whisked with an adult dog before becoming a puppy.
This was ace!
( , Tue 23 Aug 2016, 10:57, Share, Reply)
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