Can't forget my trip to Mexico
I went to Cancun on an honeymoon about 15 years ago. The local Walmart (they have Walmarts in Mexico) was selling Tequila for about $10 a bottle. We went on a trip to Chichen Itza and the bus stopped off in some ethnic bullshit native Mexican tourist trap where the same bottle was on sale for $60. We didn't buy a thing but some people were carrying shopping bags of stuff out.
Everyone in Cancun was a bunch of mercenary cunts. The tour never asked if we wanted to stop at some shitty concession, they just did it unannounced. Even the hotel we stayed in confiscated some beers we bought in Walmart with the excuse they might attract vermin. Despite them selling the same beer for 4x as much. Even when we landed in Cancun airport they had passengers run a gauntlet of timeshare operators and scumbags were loitering in the toilets asking for a tip because they turned the taps for people who went for a piss.
I guess that's what happens to a country when it lives next door to the USA. If you visit Cancun just be prepared for people ready to subject you to every scam in the book.
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I went to Cancun on an honeymoon about 15 years ago. The local Walmart (they have Walmarts in Mexico) was selling Tequila for about $10 a bottle. We went on a trip to Chichen Itza and the bus stopped off in some ethnic bullshit native Mexican tourist trap where the same bottle was on sale for $60. We didn't buy a thing but some people were carrying shopping bags of stuff out.
Everyone in Cancun was a bunch of mercenary cunts. The tour never asked if we wanted to stop at some shitty concession, they just did it unannounced. Even the hotel we stayed in confiscated some beers we bought in Walmart with the excuse they might attract vermin. Despite them selling the same beer for 4x as much. Even when we landed in Cancun airport they had passengers run a gauntlet of timeshare operators and scumbags were loitering in the toilets asking for a tip because they turned the taps for people who went for a piss.
I guess that's what happens to a country when it lives next door to the USA. If you visit Cancun just be prepared for people ready to subject you to every scam in the book.
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I had several people in my office stare at me while listening to that.
Apparently, it also brings dogs running.
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Apparently, it also brings dogs running.
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So "office" is what the kids are calling the alleyway now?
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Sophisticated Hillary
Sophistillary explains the small business situation as only she can.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:21, Share, Reply)
Sophistillary explains the small business situation as only she can.
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Your still angry that Bill said he would leave Hillary for you?
Get over it. You both had a good time playing hide the cigar but it's over now.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 17:18, Share, Reply)
Get over it. You both had a good time playing hide the cigar but it's over now.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 17:18, Share, Reply)
Sophisticated Trump
Sophistitrump explains the Iran/Iraq situation as only he can.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:06, Share, Reply)
Sophistitrump explains the Iran/Iraq situation as only he can.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:06, Share, Reply)
Trying to out intern internally the interns ?
as a jab at Clinton?
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 19:00, Share, Reply)
as a jab at Clinton?
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 19:00, Share, Reply)
Job done then.
"Goes back to improving his AutoB3taquip formulae".
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 20:05, Share, Reply)
"Goes back to improving his AutoB3taquip formulae".
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 20:05, Share, Reply)
A lot of people and I mean a lot, I have a son. He’s 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it’s unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe it’s hardly doable. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing, but that’s true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester, and certainly cyber is one of them.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 20:03, Share, Reply)
Every job description should have this as a core requirement
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Here ye are son, catch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A7SAPmcwXA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A7SAPmcwXA
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Making Humans a Multiplanetary Species
I'm getting this in ahead of time, but at 7:30pm, Elon Musk will be announcing SpaceX's plans for getting your ass to Mars.
Expected parts of the presentation are:
ITS - Interplanetary Transport System (Formerly known as the Mars Colonial Transport) - A spaceship capable of transporting a number of humans to Mars and landing them there, using an onboard chemical plant to refuel on the surface and return.
BFR - Big Fucking Rocket (Probably not its final name). A behemoth of a launcher to lift all that into orbit. Expected to be several times larger than a Saturn V, and reusable.
Also expect mention of the new Raptor engine, tested yesterday, the Red Dragon mission, and possibly progress on the Falcon Heavy.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:30, Share, Reply)
I'm getting this in ahead of time, but at 7:30pm, Elon Musk will be announcing SpaceX's plans for getting your ass to Mars.
Expected parts of the presentation are:
ITS - Interplanetary Transport System (Formerly known as the Mars Colonial Transport) - A spaceship capable of transporting a number of humans to Mars and landing them there, using an onboard chemical plant to refuel on the surface and return.
BFR - Big Fucking Rocket (Probably not its final name). A behemoth of a launcher to lift all that into orbit. Expected to be several times larger than a Saturn V, and reusable.
Also expect mention of the new Raptor engine, tested yesterday, the Red Dragon mission, and possibly progress on the Falcon Heavy.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:30, Share, Reply)
Yay! Now we can be warmongering idiots ruled by exploitative cunts on a different planet!
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:21, Share, Reply)
But there's a BFR!
Perhaps we can get to name it Rocky McRocketface
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:43, Share, Reply)
Perhaps we can get to name it Rocky McRocketface
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:43, Share, Reply)
I don't know anything about Musk
Except wasn't it him who said we are almost certainly living in a Matrix style illusional reality? If that's the case, why fuck off to Mars? Why not take us 'home'? Basically, pictures or it didn't happen.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 19:51, Share, Reply)
Except wasn't it him who said we are almost certainly living in a Matrix style illusional reality? If that's the case, why fuck off to Mars? Why not take us 'home'? Basically, pictures or it didn't happen.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 19:51, Share, Reply)
Musk does have that habit that rich/successful people have.
They start to think they're qualified to talk about anything. A bit like people who have kids really.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 22:55, Share, Reply)
They start to think they're qualified to talk about anything. A bit like people who have kids really.
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Intergalactic Sausage | Ep5 VAN MAN DER VAN
I made this!
The last instalment of Intergalactic sausage.
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The last instalment of Intergalactic sausage.
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We shot them all at once.
And then release as they finish - they actually took a year to make. If you haven't got money you need time. Old rule.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 14:53, Share, Reply)
And then release as they finish - they actually took a year to make. If you haven't got money you need time. Old rule.
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the time stamp has, naturally, disappeared
why do youtube embed timestamps NEVER EVER work??
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 14:29, Share, Reply)
why do youtube embed timestamps NEVER EVER work??
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 14:29, Share, Reply)
You can't use the native youtube timestamp that you get when right clicking.
You have to do it manually.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:15, Share, Reply)
You have to do it manually.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:15, Share, Reply)
I'd be happy to drop by and show you how, say tomorrow evening?
I'll bring a little Moscato and we can figure out this naughty little problem you're having.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:02, Share, Reply)
I'll bring a little Moscato and we can figure out this naughty little problem you're having.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:02, Share, Reply)
found this killer wine
canace:
nero di triullo
ok, its pricey at £20 / bottle but WOW¬!¬¬!¬¬¬¬!!!"£$!£TYHRWFGN; klnme;trgbk sm#klqrbglf
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:22, Share, Reply)
canace:
nero di triullo
ok, its pricey at £20 / bottle but WOW¬!¬¬!¬¬¬¬!!!"£$!£TYHRWFGN; klnme;trgbk sm#klqrbglf
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:22, Share, Reply)
We'll work up to the pricey wine, depending on how submissive, errm, I mean successful you are.
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But your Scots? I thought you could only drink Buckfast or Irn Bru
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 20:17, Share, Reply)
I think he suggested at some point that his mike had been tampered with
By the establishment no doubt
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By the establishment no doubt
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Not sure how that would cause him to do weird fish impressions
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He's doing an impression of her
when she did the spewing up green blobs of yuk, www.youtube.com/watch?v=29WfSGSqehs
And more Trump bashing on here? pls,
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 13:17, Share, Reply)
when she did the spewing up green blobs of yuk, www.youtube.com/watch?v=29WfSGSqehs
And more Trump bashing on here? pls,
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 13:17, Share, Reply)
ahhhh, is that what it was, schoolyard mimicking
like his disabled reporter thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX9reO3QnUA
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 13:25, Share, Reply)
like his disabled reporter thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX9reO3QnUA
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 13:25, Share, Reply)
lol
Like when Hillary got the child molester off when she was a criminal defence attorney.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 14:07, Share, Reply)
Like when Hillary got the child molester off when she was a criminal defence attorney.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 14:07, Share, Reply)
do you think the lawyers of criminals are complicit in their crimes?
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If you know the defendant is guity
then laugh about how you got them off, in a way, yes. I know I wouldn't do that.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 14:32, Share, Reply)
then laugh about how you got them off, in a way, yes. I know I wouldn't do that.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 14:32, Share, Reply)
well that's a load of old bollocks as I'm sure you know
"Clinton defended an accused rapist, but she did not volunteer. He pleaded guilty to a lesser offense. She laughed when recalling unusual aspects of the case."
www.factcheck.org/2016/06/clintons-1975-rape-case/
In any case lawyers have an obligation to defend their clients to the best of their abilities
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:01, Share, Reply)
"Clinton defended an accused rapist, but she did not volunteer. He pleaded guilty to a lesser offense. She laughed when recalling unusual aspects of the case."
www.factcheck.org/2016/06/clintons-1975-rape-case/
In any case lawyers have an obligation to defend their clients to the best of their abilities
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:01, Share, Reply)
which of the facts that have been checked are you disputing?
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who writes the facts? you see this kind of shit all the time
from both sides lol. And your idea of fact checking is taking a website's word for it?
All sounds like a slippery slope to me.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:55, Share, Reply)
from both sides lol. And your idea of fact checking is taking a website's word for it?
All sounds like a slippery slope to me.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:55, Share, Reply)
where are you getting your facts from?
and who writes them? Genuinely interested.
also, aren't you UK based? I always assumed you were, but you seem very invested in Trump as if you are voting
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:57, Share, Reply)
and who writes them? Genuinely interested.
also, aren't you UK based? I always assumed you were, but you seem very invested in Trump as if you are voting
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:57, Share, Reply)
It's not unheard of.
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/sep/26/eight-examples-where-fact-checking-became-opinion-/
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www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/sep/26/eight-examples-where-fact-checking-became-opinion-/
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:12, Share, Reply)
oh, please
you can fuck right off with that shit.
Aye, UK. I can have issues with Hillary and not like the number of Trump posts here (mostly you I might add, you're in UK too, it's almost like you're very invested in Hillary). Just addressing the balance.
So please, you can stop being so smug.
I take my facts from her leaked documents etc. Plenty of shit about her out there, I don't see you posting any of that.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:30, Share, Reply)
you can fuck right off with that shit.
Aye, UK. I can have issues with Hillary and not like the number of Trump posts here (mostly you I might add, you're in UK too, it's almost like you're very invested in Hillary). Just addressing the balance.
So please, you can stop being so smug.
I take my facts from her leaked documents etc. Plenty of shit about her out there, I don't see you posting any of that.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:30, Share, Reply)
I wasn't being smug, I'm genuinely interested why you are so defensive about Trump
I only post things about him if they make me laugh, I don't think I've posted anything dull and wordy and serious/actually political (although my memory is terrible so that's no doubt wrong).
If I found something about Clinton that made me laugh I'd post that too.
Just so happens that she doesn't.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:38, Share, Reply)
I only post things about him if they make me laugh, I don't think I've posted anything dull and wordy and serious/actually political (although my memory is terrible so that's no doubt wrong).
If I found something about Clinton that made me laugh I'd post that too.
Just so happens that she doesn't.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:38, Share, Reply)
ok forget the facts
Do you accept that lawyers have to act in the best interests of their clients? Even if they think they're guilty, even if they know they're guilty. And that defending a 'guilty' man is not immoral because guilt cannot generally be established before a trial and a verdict
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:49, Share, Reply)
Do you accept that lawyers have to act in the best interests of their clients? Even if they think they're guilty, even if they know they're guilty. And that defending a 'guilty' man is not immoral because guilt cannot generally be established before a trial and a verdict
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:49, Share, Reply)
I'm guilty of being fucking sexy.
Stick that in your trial and smoke it.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 17:16, Share, Reply)
Stick that in your trial and smoke it.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 17:16, Share, Reply)
she did an impression of the guy to get him off?
that crazy american judicial system
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 14:11, Share, Reply)
that crazy american judicial system
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 14:11, Share, Reply)
She's a nasty fucker
that grin doesn't fool most people. Yeah you're right, that system if fucked, handing out immunity like sweets to cover her shit up, not cool.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 14:27, Share, Reply)
that grin doesn't fool most people. Yeah you're right, that system if fucked, handing out immunity like sweets to cover her shit up, not cool.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 14:27, Share, Reply)
Never said he was
but of the two, defo the least dangerous and corrupt.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:40, Share, Reply)
but of the two, defo the least dangerous and corrupt.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:40, Share, Reply)
?
how so. I find it crazy that people can't see what she's up to. Maybe the October surprise will help you out a little.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:56, Share, Reply)
how so. I find it crazy that people can't see what she's up to. Maybe the October surprise will help you out a little.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 15:56, Share, Reply)
Not my problem mate, got my own basket cases running our country
Difference is Clinton is a better devil than Trump. And if you can't tell that then you are unhinged
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:03, Share, Reply)
Difference is Clinton is a better devil than Trump. And if you can't tell that then you are unhinged
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:03, Share, Reply)
Well, not really
you do realise that is just your opinion, right? If you think people that don't agree with you are unhinged, then it's you who has the issues, not me.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:25, Share, Reply)
you do realise that is just your opinion, right? If you think people that don't agree with you are unhinged, then it's you who has the issues, not me.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 16:25, Share, Reply)
Isn't it the equivalent
of "At least it's not Andrea Leadsom" when we got Theresa May?
I've seen very little "Hillary will be great" stuff.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 17:22, Share, Reply)
of "At least it's not Andrea Leadsom" when we got Theresa May?
I've seen very little "Hillary will be great" stuff.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 17:22, Share, Reply)
Staten Island Ferry Disaster Memorial Museum
a non-existent museum and hoax created by artist Joe Reginella, who also designed a memorial sculpture to commemorate the giant-octopus attack
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 11:17, Share, Reply)
a non-existent museum and hoax created by artist Joe Reginella, who also designed a memorial sculpture to commemorate the giant-octopus attack
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 11:17, Share, Reply)
Audi advert : Duel
Was on Merkin TV during the "debate" thing.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 4:19, Share, Reply)
Was on Merkin TV during the "debate" thing.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 4:19, Share, Reply)
My hand keeps going for the button. I just can't do it.
I decided to be kind to my head.
fuck, I'm watching it. It's like a moth to light. Just to ward off any evil subconscious authoritarian messages, I've smoked a bunch of weed.
So far, a girl with big breasts arrived, and they all appear happy. And it's clear everyone is totally ignoring election fraud. Lots of old people. It's off! Immediate lying. Donald calm. Hillary shriek.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 1:37, Share, Reply)
I decided to be kind to my head.
fuck, I'm watching it. It's like a moth to light. Just to ward off any evil subconscious authoritarian messages, I've smoked a bunch of weed.
So far, a girl with big breasts arrived, and they all appear happy. And it's clear everyone is totally ignoring election fraud. Lots of old people. It's off! Immediate lying. Donald calm. Hillary shriek.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 1:37, Share, Reply)
Holy shit, this is weird.
He's rambling on, making economically impossible promises. Her hypocrisy is so transparent it's entertaining. Mexico is only ten hours away.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 2:23, Share, Reply)
He's rambling on, making economically impossible promises. Her hypocrisy is so transparent it's entertaining. Mexico is only ten hours away.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 2:23, Share, Reply)
breaking
I feel compelled to post this. Hillary has gone through a visible transformation. She's deflating. I think they filled her with drugs. Mmm....drugs.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 2:45, Share, Reply)
I feel compelled to post this. Hillary has gone through a visible transformation. She's deflating. I think they filled her with drugs. Mmm....drugs.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 2:45, Share, Reply)
Sh came across really badly I reckon
that grin does her no favours, and the lies, holy shit. Smug. I don't see that going down to well with anyone but her fans.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 12:21, Share, Reply)
that grin does her no favours, and the lies, holy shit. Smug. I don't see that going down to well with anyone but her fans.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 12:21, Share, Reply)
I barely managed ten minutes last night.
She wants a divorce :(
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 7:32, Share, Reply)
She wants a divorce :(
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 7:32, Share, Reply)
Bloody hell.
I should've gone to bed. Funny in parts is the best review I can give at this stage. Think Nicola Sturgeon vs Nigel Farage. But in fairness to Hillary, she's nowhere near as bad as Sturgeon, and Trump has not one percent of Farage's intellect, but still, you get the idea.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 3:42, Share, Reply)
I should've gone to bed. Funny in parts is the best review I can give at this stage. Think Nicola Sturgeon vs Nigel Farage. But in fairness to Hillary, she's nowhere near as bad as Sturgeon, and Trump has not one percent of Farage's intellect, but still, you get the idea.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 3:42, Share, Reply)
Not glue!
jezebel.com/howard-dean-just-accused-donald-trump-of-being-on-cocai-1787117523
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 4:25, Share, Reply)
jezebel.com/howard-dean-just-accused-donald-trump-of-being-on-cocai-1787117523
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 4:25, Share, Reply)
she looked like a puppet from Team America
from North Korea.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 12:19, Share, Reply)
from North Korea.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 12:19, Share, Reply)
enjoyed juxtaposition of declaration of independence and Trump's brainsquawk
5 minutes more and Jefferson's ghost would have appeared to cunt him in the fuck
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 10:08, Share, Reply)
5 minutes more and Jefferson's ghost would have appeared to cunt him in the fuck
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 10:08, Share, Reply)
From what i've just been watching
he didn't come out of that well
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 10:51, Share, Reply)
he didn't come out of that well
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 10:51, Share, Reply)
you're looking at the wrong angle
Clinton wasn't likeable in any way, a lot of people are gonna go by that.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 12:24, Share, Reply)
Clinton wasn't likeable in any way, a lot of people are gonna go by that.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 12:24, Share, Reply)
Whoever wins you'll get a rich, white, unliked American in charge.
I would suggest armed revolt.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 12:41, Share, Reply)
I would suggest armed revolt.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 12:41, Share, Reply)
A Barrel-sized wasp nest
a spectacular work of art, apparently.
( , Mon 26 Sep 2016, 22:15, Share, Reply)
a spectacular work of art, apparently.
( , Mon 26 Sep 2016, 22:15, Share, Reply)
I didn't know yellow-jackets could be so social.
I've found comparativly tiny dead nests in properties I've lived in.
As annoying as they can be (and I generally have no qualms about giving them a smack), I find them fascinating creatures.
( , Mon 26 Sep 2016, 22:51, Share, Reply)
I've found comparativly tiny dead nests in properties I've lived in.
As annoying as they can be (and I generally have no qualms about giving them a smack), I find them fascinating creatures.
( , Mon 26 Sep 2016, 22:51, Share, Reply)
I Schemed a Scheme
more of this politics malarkey, Corbynites might want to avoid, mind...
( , Mon 26 Sep 2016, 21:58, Share, Reply)
more of this politics malarkey, Corbynites might want to avoid, mind...
( , Mon 26 Sep 2016, 21:58, Share, Reply)
Fuck me there's about four minutes of whatever bollocks that is
( , Tue 27 Sep 2016, 0:56, Share, Reply)
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