1989 jingle recording session
for KOST 103
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 10:01,
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He's still there
kost1035.iheart.com/onair/ted-ziegenbusch-2616/show-info-13875351/
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:44,
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http://www.radiorewind.co.uk/interactive/audio_help_page.htm
A great selection of JAM's Jingles for Radio 1 from the 80s
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jingles during their prime
Who says America doesn't produce anything anymore? Our automobiles suck but our commercials? Masterpieces!
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Slightly soul crushing
The guy in the corner wasn't even trying. I guess he knows all his life's dreams have come to this.
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Homelessness Reduction Bill 2016
OK, I've done minimal research on this, but anything that gets councils doing more to prevent homelessness is alright in my book. Especially if it diverts resources from something ghastly like "diversity".
Send an email to your MP.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 9:58,
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for anyone interested, resource papers at bottom of Mann's link inc money saving/current legislation etc
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colmcq2, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 10:45,
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That's Mister Mann to you.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 11:02,
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Which one of the Mister Menn are you?
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 12:12,
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Mr Tickle
The teacher.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 12:16,
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What do the homeless do all day? Not as though they have to get through a whole morning's housework before going looking for Brasso* to drink or Evostick* to sniff.
*The mention of certain companies or products in no way implies that these are re commended in preference to other similar products or companies not mentioned.
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 13:57,
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Excellent - I'll write to my MP immediately
The one who blocked a bill to guarantee rented accommodation would be fit for habitation. The one who said he would vote for Donald Trump in a heartbeat.
*sighs*
On the bright side, his complaint that Russel Howard called him a wanker has been rejected by the BBC.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 19:53,
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ah yes the odious cunt MP for Shipley where I work, I do hope I meet him one day whist in a shitty mood.
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 22:01,
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Poetman Presents: Japanese Fighting Fish
I made this!
I do a lot of support slots for bands and I was lucky enough to catch Carlos and Gareth from Japanese Fighting Fish for a chat on their tour date in Leicester last week.
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William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:47,
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First art on the moon is a CDC
The very first artwork on the moon is a crudely-drawn cock by Andy Warhol.
Warhol's cock is tiny.
P.S. It's glassy too, apparently, from 2012. But meh...
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Violation of the pube law. 2nd rate artist.
What is society in the absence of rule?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 4:06,
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Jamie Oliver offends Spain
NSFW
Everyone's favorite fat tongued mockney twat has upset a few twitterers by making paella wrong.
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We need a tax on Jamie Oliver
Anyone who watches his shows, buys his books, follows his recipes, eats at his restaurants, should be taxed HARD.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 22:21,
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Can you take John Oliver back while you're at it?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 22:35,
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No deal.
He was, and to a great extent, remains, a complete nobody over here. Unheard of and unwanted. You lot made him, you keep him, unfunny smug twat.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 3:18,
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I always thought
that the Paella was the pan the dish is cooked in, rather than what goes into it?
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 11:17,
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Nah its a meal and he got it wrong
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paella
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 11:55,
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Given that different regions of Spain have massively different versions of the dish,
and that they can't even agree amongst themselves what the recipe as actually supposed to be, then this just seems to be a load of Spanish chefs agreeing to forget their differences to have a pop at the British guy.
"It needs chicken and prawns."
"It needs snails and artichokes."
"No! Chicken and prawns."
"Allo guys I got this pucker new recipe 'ere, get it down ya."
"Get fucked."
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I had Paella containing Chorizo the other day
So respectfully they can go fuck themselves.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 17:23,
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Personally I don't give a shit
Nothing wrong with adapting a meal to your own recipe or taste. Fucking everything is bastardised anyway
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 18:54,
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Everyone knows that paella should have courgette, peas, button mushrooms and Uncle Bens rice
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Years ago, like, circa 2000
I got an email with a load of pictures of Jamie Oliver, basically with the moniker, "I'm a fat-tongued wanker". Does anyone remember seeing it?
Loads of badly-photoshopped pictures of him, the best one was a picture of Carol Vorderman in Countdown with Jamie's face pasted over the top pointing to the words "I'm a cunt".
I've been trawling the interwebs for ages looking for that picture, if anyone knows where I might find it, or the thread, please GAZ me!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 22:11,
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Come back tits I admit it I love Clinton!
Direct from the Mothership...
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He's terrible live now.
Saw him in Leeds a couple of years back and can no longer go again. Glad that I saw him/them before though, amazing live show.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 23:07,
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It'll be hitting cinemas, VOD and your favourite torrent sites, this Friday.
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Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:55,
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He's no match for Sergeant Cif from Sheffield CID
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 23:24,
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That's nice
Maybe in winter it would like a hair dryer for Christmas
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Man from Montana gets eaten by mama bear, who does not swallow
NSFW
Edit: NSFW due to thumbnail.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 16:16,
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Just out of curiosity
Given the NSFW element is the thumbnail, there's little point in pointing out it's NSFW, given we've already been exposed, traumatised, and/or lost our jobs because our boss was behind us and is also traumatised. So there was no need to mark it as NSFW. Or have I drunk to much tea and have over applied reasoning, or lack there of, to this?
Anyway, looks like he got a right mauling
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 16:28,
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You are definitely correct, Jahled.
I just knew that at one point someone would point out that it was NSFW, and I don't know how to remove the thumbnail, so it was in anticipation.
Yeah, I suspect he was trying to photo those cubs, which is why mama got pissed off, but you never know with bears...
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 16:48,
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I've had a few scratches from big cats
though more by being careless with wayward claws than actual aggression. I would have almost thought it would be practically built into our DNA to give mothers and cubs a wide berth, especially when they are large and can tear you to shreds
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 16:56,
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It likely is built in, but has likely been overwritten by TV, movies and a sense of entitlement
I don't know how many times I've seen video of people getting out of their cars to film wild animals on safari, or American bison in the plains. Their attitude is almost "hey, I paid money to get here, I'm getting PICTURES!"
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 17:12,
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True story this
One of the vets I work with went to a veterinary conference in South Africa, and whilst she was there took the opportunity to go on a safari. The trail she went had had a fatality when one of the tourists rolled down her car window next to a pride of lions. One of the lionessess took literally siezed the moment and got hold of her arm. The tourist, miles from anywhere, died as a result of her injuries. Sad, but fuck me
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 18:10,
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I'm not going to fuck you no matter how sad you are.
You can have a cuddle though.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 18:27,
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Well look who spontaneously acquired standards!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 19:38,
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The doctors won't prescribe any more antibiotics
What other choices do I have?
:'(
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 23:14,
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Apparently, these apps don't help
www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2016/06/10/Wildlife-apps-trigger-Kruger-chaos
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 18:45,
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At least he wasn't raped by a CGI grizzly.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 16:54,
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I hear there are certain demographics that really like bears.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 17:21,
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Where's the reaction video where they dab him with TCP?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 17:31,
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I had a bike crash
Cut my arm very bad
In Spain they use hydrochloric acid to wash wounds
Yeah it stung a bit
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colmcq2, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 18:30,
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Carbolic maybe?
Mmmm... I do love the smell of phenol.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:26,
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ooh hmmm maybe
no evidence on Google of HCL; hydrocholorous, yes.
I was massively concussed at the time I got my wound seen to, mind, so they could have been putting jelly on my arm, who knows, but I am sure they said HCL, and it smarted like fuck but i didnt care because i was totally out of it.
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colmcq2, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 10:49,
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Not too hot, not too cold...
(Yes, I'm aware that's backwards...)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 19:41,
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the best way to survive a bear attack is through quick twinking
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 23:19,
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Nice little short before a dreadfully long feature film I saw yesterday
Hound by Georgia Kriss
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wow! 3rd year graduate film?
I'd say she'd find work :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 5 Oct 2016, 10:46,
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Yeah, that's awesome.
This one is also pretty funny:
https://vimeo.com/152942681
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eh?
"The fund will build on work we have done to support local authorities …to stop giving housing benefit to people that have no right to be in the country … to reduce rough sleeping by illegal immigrants … and to crack down on the rogue landlords who house illegal migrants in the most appalling conditions."
Isnt there a paradox right there?
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colmcq2, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 13:39,
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not really, it's a crack down - aim is to appear tough and make the right noises to Brexit voters
All window dressing I suspect anyway. The economy will go to the wall in the next couple of years so that will solve the problem for them
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It's in couple of years now?
I was promised financial armageddon for June 24th dammit!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 15:02,
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Looks at the £7 note in his pocket
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 4 Oct 2016, 18:11,
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What happens when you open the blast doors of an abandoned nuclear missile silo
Quite an interesting channel about a guy who bought a silo.
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 11:19,
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The 17th-century man who was buried face down
The archaeologists' theories are somewhat unimaginative
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 9:50,
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Duh
Under the Christian principle of Judgment Day, when said day comes, the dead will sit up in their graves and then get up and float to heaven.
If you really wanted to piss someone off, you'd bury them face down. Then come Judgment Day, they wouldn't be able to sit up and therefore would be unable to go to heaven.
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that or they needed somewhere to park their bikes
© Billy Connolly 1973
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Elon Musk will find a less restrictiive way to transport the dead to heaven.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 10:51,
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I saw an old GI's zippo in Vietnam, many years ago
and the inscription read "When I die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass".
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 14:13,
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They'd try to sit up, by bending at the hips and just poke their arse in the air...
...Then be lifted up to heaven rusty tuppence first, and that would be God's first impression of them which would last for eternity...
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start of article - "who, till today, has the archaeologists scratching their heads."
end of article - "What exactly happened and why the man was buried in such an unusual way will probably remain a secret forever."
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It's the equivalent of 'where they go, nobody knows'
in old documentaries about sea turtles
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 10:53,
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Hardly the driver's fault, not like he could steer around them
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 9:58,
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that's bull
the driver was on his rump, milking it, probably on the t-bone to his bit of skirt. But he's union so the bosses won't brisket.
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That's the trouble with Arsenal
always trying to walk it in
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 10:03,
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Twitter update: "Update: we hit 4/5 cows and the train is still broken."
Not much chance of hitting that fifth one then?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 11:32,
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idk how you can hit 80% of a cow unless it's already in two or more pieces
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thank you
everything is falling into place. Except for cow pieces, they're everywhere.
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everyone loves a jigsaw puzzle :)
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 14:56,
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Will no-one think of the orphaned calves?
Those lovely tasty orphan calves...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 20:49,
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William Onyeabor - Fantastic Man
Great little video, and an absolutely cracking tune. B3ta has introduced me to a few great bands, hopefully this is new for a few of you too. Enjoy!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 23:12,
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There was a tribute at the Latitude festival a couple of years ago
with members from Hot Chip and LCD Soundsystem, and Money Mark and a fella from Scritti Politti covering some of his tracks. Very excellent too it was.
Edit: they were called Atomic Bomb: Who Is William Onyeabor.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 4 Oct 2016, 0:47,
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my fav song from WO is called
Better Change Your Mind which I have on a psychedelic african something lp obvs.
also, this is another video I can't watch without unblocking :(
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 9:12,
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I think he played for Man City
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 9:37,
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Once upon a time... Rosetta's grand finale
cute little animation
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 23:06,
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Long Beach.....ha more like 'Schlong Beach'
/end
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:25,
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Is Saran that thing that was used on the Tokyo underground?
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:57,
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nah it's the guy who killed Bobby Kennedy in '68
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 22:00,
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_wrap
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 22:03,
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cling film and saran wrap are quite different.....you can't do that hold-it-taut-and-suck-it-in-to-make-it-pop*, with saran wrap like you can we cling film.
*yeah, yeah I know, insert cock** joke here
**and here
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 23:18,
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I miss the days when the use of chemical weapons was a shocking event.
Oops too serious.
Here's how to use cling film to poach eggs.
www.rte.ie/lifestyle/food/recipes/2013/0319/747207-poached-eggs-cling-film-method/
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 8:08,
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We can clearly see you're nuts.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 23:46,
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