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This is a link post Just watching Jello Biafra raving about this guy
Hmmm.
BTW - how is JB not gay? He sounds camper than a row of candy striped tents full of glitter
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post where is Dieter Laser when we need him?

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 1:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Biafra - the Emo Philips of punk.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 28 Oct 2016, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a link post The Smell of Unexpected Night Time Eye Gouging I made this!
instrumental and seasonal
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Reminded me of the earlier Resident Evils. (Residents Evil?)
*gasp*
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's bloody excellent
might post my little Halloween creation now... :)
 (Leemondus, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
That's epic pumpkin music you've posted there. Great stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a link post British Sugar to grow 45 acres of Cannabis
It's a low THC high CBD strain that's being used for amazing medical trials.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That stuff really works. I don't think it is the CBD however as high THC seems more effective

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should hope it works, got shares in the company making the medication made from it.
Take CBD oil myself sometimes.
Totally coincidental that CBD metabolizes into THC when ingested....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post They use it here to knock down the psychoactive effects. It does smooth it out so that it's consistent.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Kitten gets the living shit beaten out of it
That'll learn 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post MODS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, god! How much blood?
I hope it didn't suffer too long :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unlikely with that level of trauma.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post you monster

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, cat blood is red too!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post :'(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post As someone who recently lost a kitten 17 years ago, and in very similar circumstances,
I find that all too upsetting. The pain never really goes away.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 2:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Can a human drink a gallon of spoiled milk without vomiting into a washing machine? NSFW
There is nothing good about this.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's good the milk doesn't go to waste

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, should be as good as new after a wash at 40 degrees.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imma gonna guess no.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel more research is required
before we can draw any definitive conclusions.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post How can I find out?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The quest for more massive click shares is helping nature take it's course

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can a human drink a gallon of fresh milk without vomiting into a washing machine?
Only I'm willing to bet that if I tried I'd have a remarkably similar reaction.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It depends on whether there's a washing machine nearby, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I rather liked the stirring melody accompanying his heroic gastric expulsions.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post kinda reminds me of drugslab

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dirty bastard

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a link post weeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to go a bit quicker than they expected in the rain?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm johnny knoxville, welcome to jackass...

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post huh, not much runway.
They should have just gone the whole hog and have you slide straight into the gift shop.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post s/gift shop/wood chipper/

(m.auron, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed there weren't more shouts of 'Banzai!'.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Man sings so badly his front falls off.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like God isn't a very good shot then...

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a shot across the bow.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmmrrroooooaaaaaaggggghhhhh!!!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post What can you expect
the twat had his eyes shut most of the time he was 'singing'.

Tosser
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Cyborg Cockroach.
This is how SkyNet gets started.

https://backyardbrains.com/experiments/roboRoachSurgery
(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if you have the time and the money, why not.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I for one welcome our new insect Overlords.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like he turned off his roach alarm via the app

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 5:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Rearmed Trials

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post i know this is your thing to post massive gifs for your links
but its kind of annoying. Maybe a still pic would be enough?
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, we're allowed to have "things" on b3ta? Dammit! I bet all the good ones are taken.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you want to see my thing?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now then
What did the Magistrate say about this last time?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed it was more of a suggestion than a rule.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post He said the man who smelled like old cheese would never touch my swimsuit area again.
But here he is, offering me ice cream.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll compromise
and post both for you.


 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post just optimise

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ignore Mutated Monty
He is just a jealous wally who can't even be bothered to press shift at the right time when typing. Thank you for having pride in what you post and taking the extra time to illustrate your contribution with a GIF.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you realise how stupid you look right now?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I'm not in front of a mirror right now

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Glitzy Ghost Hunter - "Sixth Sense" Make-up Tutorial I made this!
I'm a UK-based paranormal expert & beauty blogger. Please check out my brand new channel! :-)

In this video I explain what the channel is all about. Plus - I run you through my tutorial for the fab make-up look that Bruce Willis wore in the classic horror-thriller "The Sixth Sense".
(lifeskillsification, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes perfect sense.
'Paranormal experts' are great at making things up.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol
Very good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should probably put an NSFW tag on that due to the nudity.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't going to bother watching it.
But now I'm intrigued!

Edit: Bugger.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am ashamed of myself.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feeling pretty ashamed of myself too...

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhh...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/features/faq/#taste
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Again, my apologies. I didn't know she was your mother.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post this place is certainly your target audience

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post No you're not.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh
It's what the web has been waiting for.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, a female ghostbuster?
I don't theeeenk so...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top lurkage!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
lots of ammunition is make up vloggers
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wut?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Much better than expected. Well deserved klik.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great work
If I may be so bold as to make a request, could you do a make-up tutorial on how to achieve the Slimer look, not the original 1984 Slimer but the one from the 2016 film with all the female woman in it. As a feminist, I am a very passionate advocate for advancing the role of woman in all aspects of life from ghost hunting to ghost detecting while also making sure they have the confidence that wearing the appropriate make-up brings with it.

Also, could you attempt to make contact with Dodi Fayed? I wonder if he is still with Lady Di and how he spends his days now. I suppose really, I'd just like to know he is doing OK.

Thanks again. Please reply.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1408301
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gets a click from me

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good
I want to see the film now.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Erm
Are you doing anything on Saturday?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alas, yes I am, and it's not watching a film.

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed that. Clickety.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a link post The wonderful and at times mildly unsettling world of Bob Duck - Meccano Enthusiast
Somewhat soothing once you get past the eery music and found-footage style video...
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post expected to see girls names on those large plastic boxes
next to the contraption
creepy vid
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Addition to Crap Tank - dual miniguns! I made this!
Good afternoon gents!

I am working on an addition to my crap tank project and it's going quite well!

I'm working on a tutorial video for the tank, turret and claw but have zero experience. Can you luvverly people offer any (constructive) advice, tips and tricks?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wcwAP9tL2o
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post My advice would be to make sure the links work.
"This page isn't available. Sorry about that. Try searching for something else."
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I took your advice and searched for something else.
I found this and now I'm feeling somewhat disturbed and intrigued in equal measure.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5 Serctions?
But how can this be?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Easy
Each serction connects to a purlley
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go grumpy pants:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wcwAP9tL2o
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Pru!

(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you change the link to the one I used it will also embed.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Link fixed!
(arses, I'm usually better than this!!)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one, they look the business!
Are they going to be firing projectiles?

Assuming you haven't got a stock of high velocity rounds how are you going to avoid the spinning barrels through the projectiles off course?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6mm plastic bb pellets :-)
If I get them out of the barrel fast enough it won't be an issue but they are adjustable so I'll be able to work something out.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6mm plastic bb pellets are the reason why I need to wear glasses! (ouch)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not the prodigious teenage masturbation then...?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow that's awesome!
in regards to your tutorial video, get naked and address the audience via a full length mirror
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mwahahahaha!
Jams 'tackle out tutorial'. I'd need a macro lense though!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post hey man, sex sells :)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it's not by the pound - I'd be stuffed!

(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant job
Now please make me some dual-railguns.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'You have 20 seconds to comply!'
... may be something you need to incorporate into this video
 (Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Meet soprano Florence Foster Jenkins
Possibily the worst singer to have ever been paid to record anything. She's not only monotonic, but sounds like a dog being beaked repeatedly in the nuts by a giant turkey
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's very odd
She really thought she could sing. It's worth watching the Meryl Streep film, it's not half bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone should make a hilarious comedy about her.
Is Hugh Grant available for a supporting role?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He's good in it. Genuinely
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post He isn't actually a bad actor, he just mostly gets shit parts in shit films.
I will investigate this film, but if I don't like it, you'll be hearing from me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it would be utter shit
I was wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will be the judge of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure you can be the judge of how I felt about it?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Yes I can.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Morrissey, gobshite or genius?
You decide!
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post stirrer

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me, or Moz?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was referring to Moz
but both in this context now you mention it
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I concur
shit stirring flipping haired cunt fag
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take "Twat" for 200 please

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the downsides of being a Brexiter
Is the cornucopia of total, total tossers you find on your side of the debate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Me, or Moz?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your cheerleaders were Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage
What did you expect?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your cheerleaders were Nick Clegg and Eddie Izzard
What did you expect?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
I quite like both of them
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be the judge of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Buffoon or not
Nigel Farage has been the most effective UK politician since Thatcher.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've read this sentiment before, I think it's a bit of a reach.
I wouldn't deny he has had a huge impact that has, and will change the UK in respect of the EU, but he wasn't the only Leave campaigner. I also feel very strongly that literally millions of people voted Leave in spite of him being the campaign's poster boy. He also only had one policy, and he isn't in power to effect the change he sought to achieve. So let's not overstate his achievements. You also ignored Blair. This country is unrecognisable in a multitude of ways since 1997, largely down to him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Simply in terms of what he set out to achieve
Of course he's a single issue politician, and he's got what he wanted in spite of operating on the margins of politics.

What did Blair set out to achieve - something about education? And if you count the Third Way, that went titsup pretty quickly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blair achieved
Multiculturalism via unprecedented mass immigration. He also sowed the seeds of the break up of the U.K. via devolution. He also destabilised the Middle East and was a major architect of the mess we have now. And much more besides.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post How much of that was on purpose?
And how much of it down to him being a deluded cunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post First one defo on purpose.
But yeah, the other two were the unintended consequences of being a deluded cunt. Still he won three general elections comfortably, I'd say that's pretty fucking effective.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget he banned fox hunting.
Took him 7 years, but he got there eventually.

So if you're a fox, the country is a much safer place. This is what drove the chicken vote to UKIP.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post He also introduced tuition fees
which is why Nick Clegg lost the election because of the Tories and he privatised huge swathes of the NHS via PFI which was also because of the Tories and it's because of all the stupids believing the Brexit lies because of the Tories.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thought it was pretty firmly established now
That BoJo was on both sides of the debate.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your cheerleaders also included...
...cameron, Osborne, Clarkson, Simon Cowell, The Beckhams, Elton John, Bob Geldof, John Major, Branson, Alan Sugar and Tracy Emin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post well apart from Alan Sugar and Bob Geldof
The rest of that bunch are fine by me.
Edit: Fuck just noticed Simon Cowell. Can I change my vote to "Brexit" now please?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, you made your choice.
In the new era you shall be forever branded an EU collaborator and forced to do all the low paid Jobs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You had
Mr Death To Traitors Freedom For Britain and Ian Botham.

*Writes to Meaty Trumps with an idea*
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would you have rather not had them on your side?
The racist/blue passports vote must surely have been big enough to tip the result.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably more than balanced out by the ones scared into voting remain because Osborne said the world was going to end.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post still a close called race as to which of those two we'd get first

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Colours passport cover in with blue marker.
Brexit wins!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vegetarian.
You can't listen to a word him or McCartney say. Their brains have eroded from steak deficiency.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't care if he is pro or anti Brexit.
He's a cunt either way.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Talent vacuum and whinging cunt.
Moz, not you.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 3:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Man photoshops his 6 years old kid's drawings into reality
Some would say it's fake and gay. I'd say HIDE DRUG
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 5:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Dom is six and he likes to draw."
He sure does
 (emptyspace, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post worst case of kiddy shaming I'vc seen in a long time
"look Son, here's an elephant. now look at yours. it looks like a fucking dumbo"

I jest :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top tip:
When jesting, employ humour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Unnecessary

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who put you in charge?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mad skillz
The original images look a bit dubious though. Is his son also a hand model?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post A few of the 'originals' are deifinitely gake.
The butterfly one is a good example. I get the feeling it started off as a genuine 'stuff my kid has drawn' and as the material started to dry up, the dad started drawing the originals to keep the 'like and share' train chugging along.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Oct 2016, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Teen awakes from coma fluent in Spanish.
"My son is awake, I don’t care what language he’s speaking"


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the fluency
was measured by Duolingo. They reckon I'm 35% fluent in it and yet I'd struggle to do more than name common animals and say if they are drinking milk, water or beer.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whats that four legged one and what is it drinking?

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
You've not even managed that, so less than 35% I'd say ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post el raton bebe agua fehfehfeh
0.5%
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chris Waddle

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tu narissa entre mis nalges

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Um, Scorchio?

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy to oblige. Just bring a match.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.
How do you suppose he knew the words he'd never heard before?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cloud Atlas

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aliens

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the power of jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnets!
Is there nothing they can't do?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Early childhood exposure to The Three Amigos

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post xenoglossy?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoglossy
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like, he's accessing the other part of the brain where all the Spanish is that he couldn't access before, like in Limitless or Lucy or some shit like that. I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose he had heard them before
Everybody lies
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gnnnnnnnaaargh!
I know a guy down at the chip shop swears he's Elvis
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 3:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post man, I always thought it was spelled "Underlay"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Urrrrrrk!
Aliens!!
Fixed now - here's the original baseball link to the Chicago Cubs ending their 71-year spell.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37743581
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post playing baseball?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well this is embarrassing
Major paste fail there. Sozzers.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post What should it be?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing the thing about "alien signals" being detected
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/aliens-proof-evidence-facts-stars-scientists-extraterrestrial-life-et-intelligence-a7377716.html
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why would they want anything to do with us?
As a species, we're still shitting our own pants.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post And then rolling about in it.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you not a Belieber?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the more fun if you live near a slurry.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't find a version on YouTube
twitter.com/UngleMaa/status/770578689268543488
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're probably long extinct.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew a guy who was doing an HE course in Astrophysics at the other end of the country.
Every time he came back down this end I used to tell him that stars didn't exist. Everything we're looking at has burnt out and there's probably none left. He had no good answer to that.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no good answer to a stoopid question!
Aww soz
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post LGM-1 led to a whole new branch of astrophysics
This will lead to new discoveries, but they won't include aliens.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, it's more likely to be a rare phenomenon than aliens.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a link post What Time's On Your Doomsday Clock? I made this!
Made a gloom-signalling thing about how fun everyone seems to think 2016 has been.


 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post shit, I got done :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 24 Oct 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) WHY WOULD YOU BE WORRIED ABOUT TEAM SPIDERS COMING INTO YOUR HOUSE EARLIER PUNY MAMMAL?
(^(^;;^)^) OH WE UNDERSTAND, YOU WANT TO BE SURE THAT YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH CURDS AND WHEY IN TO WELCOME US PROPERLY.
(^(^;;^)^) DON'T WORRY YOURSELF THOUGHTFUL AND KINDLY MAMMAL, WE'LL MAKE DO.
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS! (^(^;;^)^)
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Oct 2016, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I am worried that they should be outside enjoying themselves and that by coming into the house in the summer they may be showing signs of depression. I mash some xanax into the curds and whey just in case.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That you refer to us as puny mammals isn't a good start.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that if all nukes were fitted with a high volume PA system,
which deafeningly broadcast the last 8 bars of the countdown theme over the full area exposed to the blast just before detonation, then that mightn't be quite as bad.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a link post And another... =0(

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't like to see the road rash
if he came off wearing those ridiculous shorts.
#alwayslookafteryourleathers
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Blurred Lines of its day,

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's some lovely filth, Dennis.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could he have got
a bigger banjo?
 (Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 23:39, , Reply)

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