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This is a link post Does the Pope shit in his hat?
Pope says press should avoid covering scandals and "nasty things, even if they are true."
It's almost as if he's the head of an organisation that systematically denied and covered up ubiquitous noncing. Make this man the head of the FA.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's got a point.
You never hear any news stories about the positive aspects of child molestation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like he found Ratzinger's porn stash

(roysin, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Dinosaur tail found
Until somebody posts a Snopes link stating otherwise
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jurassic Park!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you get recommissioned?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm on the YHA website planning our route as I type.
He's going to be driving his juggernaut cab. There will be no unscheduled stops at the gates of Downing Street, despite his protestations.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, give him a second series you shit

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it looks like
an ear of corn to be honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't we know this already?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing.
But I want a whole one. Preferably a T-Rex in a big cartoonish block of ice.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Ok Santa, it's that time again...
You've seen those water powered jet type things? Whole new level.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure if I love this to bits...
or hate it completely.

Probably just jealous I can't do it, so love it to bits it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post It must be kind of staged - you can't travel quite so fast for so long as the pump unit is quite a drag.
The cheaper ones of these plug onto the output of a jet-ski, but then you're dragging that around backwards everywhere you go. Others either mount the pump on your luxury yacht, or on a floating jet-ski hull, or you've got to get someone to ride an adpated jet-ski along behind you everywhere you go. The pumps start at 150hp, which is a pretty mental jet-ski.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got a feeling it's the latter
There's a making of video on there as well, looks like he's being chaperoned:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be sily,
it's clearly CGI.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I kinda thought that..
but it is so well done, I had to let it go.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Feliz Navidad

(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this video posted on facebook
what an annoying cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Needs more www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdyfvc6qJUw
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did not find that funny at all
What a total cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Queers like that want fired through a jet engine.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
Without even watching the vid. Looks like a right bell end.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lip sync battle audition?

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Wow I hated that
 (becomingbatman, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a link post This talk by David Blaine about holding your breath is really great fun
he's quite funny. I liked this

gc 2010
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post My understanding is that most of what he does is smoke a mirrors
Even the endurance stuff.
 (chompedhomas, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post You spend an evening with a smoke machine and some mirrors and see
what you come up with.
I bet it is no worse than The Darkness
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The man's incredible. He can turn himself into a tricycle.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post He speaks like a brain damaged gimp
...probably coz of all that oxygen stuff, what he didn't breath in for ages...
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Rotterdam Termination Source - Poing '98
Poing!
(ohidunno, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post My missus heard me playing this and said 'that's crap!'
I said, 'Oh, I don't know' then clocked your username. Took me ten minutes to stop giggling like a moron to tell her.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't like the poing bit

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stick a donk on it
And drop the poing
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Well that was five grand's worth of catering down the drain
thanks #brexit
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post would have been great
if he crouched down next to the girl and in a very soft voice, honest eyes, and tilted head, said "I am going to fucking kill you"
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Can you show me to the Bitch?"
10 Downing Street is that way...
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice drone footage + music to go with
Then go and look at the Before footage.

Its amazing what software can do these days
https://vimeo.com/192521799
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred the music in the second one
Had a feeling that must have been a very small fpv, you're right about the software, damn I wish I had time on my hands.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeh i thought that
probably the size of a melon.

Its very wobbly too, not as smooth as perhaps some of the larger professional drones you see out today - which gives does beg the question if the software is as good as this - why bother with expensive kit?
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't say that!!
I've got 3 grands worth of semi professional kit and now I'm wondering if all I need is a better laptop!!
Although saying that, I don't have the issue of lens distortion, and being able to change the direction of the camera makes a big difference. There. I've justified it now, I feel much better!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Original footage powered by a jar of angry wasps

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh
that's "le matos" that is, did the music for turbo kid
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That guy at 30 seconds is brilliant at cycling backwards
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a link post A man turned into a tricycle
Everybody ran away and even the police men were scared.

Nawa oh!
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gbese!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Powerful magic at work.
I like that you can go and see the evidence at the cop shop. Presumably they have mr tricycle chained up in case he turns back in the night.
However I feel the magician lacks ambition. If I could turn people into vehicles it wouldn't be a tuk tuk.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its no Bagger 288

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus have mercy!
Tree wheels a da devil.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait...
Is tricycle an accepted word for tuk tuk?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Baywatch trailer
So it is a rework of 21 Jump Street then? But not as good, check. Then again, who the fuck thought that this was a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it's so close to your boobs!
I'm using that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's unfair.
I'm certain that's the only good thing that will be in the whole movie
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will moobs do?
Just asking
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Two unfunny actors, being unfunny. No amount of cleavage will, or should save this pile of crap. How much cocaine do they do before green lighting this kind of brain pus?
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Hi, my name is

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=74HzTTCdC5c
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Where do you live?"
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch."

It's very simple narh...
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank Jeebus he's not a footballer,
my kids would want his name on their shirts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post First album I ever bought was Pictures at an Exhibition.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post *points at the old man who smells of wee*

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Considering ELP were one of the bands who 'inspired' Spinal Tap
it's ironic that only the drummer is left.
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a link post In America, the shape of things to come
Ohio votes for 'Heartbeat bill' making any abortion illegal after 6 weeks.

Remember, 4 weeks since last period counts.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's difficult to murder your unborn child
when you don't know you've got one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry. The USA has a world class benefits system to support the parents they will force to raise children with horrendous disabilities and the life time of surgery they will require.
Cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what Electric Six have to say on the matter..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinLQG2VSR4
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the chorus sounds like Run To You
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It certainly has a trad-rock feel..
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the forced-birthers showed any interest in the welfare of existing children I'd be a bit more convinced

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who do they think they are? Ireland?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poland?

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I was refering to the strict religous based anti-abortion laws in Ireland and N.Ireland which doesn't seem to raise an eyebrow
Have no idea about the situation in Poland.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post its pretty bad

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's with these religious arseholes exactly?
IF they're so convinced of their god, why can't they just relax and let HIM sort this shit out? No-one is making THEM have abortions, so they're golden... just shut the fuck up, carry on praying, and there is their ticket to the afterlife.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because they're insecure? I thought that was the main reason for being religious.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can we really not just end them?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they could do with some upkeep in a lot of those clinics. They sound awful third world in a lot of cases
Leaving dead corpses around, dropping them in normal trash, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post This sounds like bullshit

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which part?
Did you not follow the trial of Kermit Gosnell?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_Gosnell
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post So we can assume "a lot" of GPs are murdering psychopaths because Harold Shipman
Let me guess, your solution to these imagined problems is to shut them all. Or to shoot them all
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe insist that the doctors follow the same regulations and procedures as any other medical clinic.
You're a violent sod, aren't you.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a link post One the one hand: Bloody Hipsters Grrr Shakes Fist
OTOH I would go to one of these. I could probably run one.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post More bloody hipsters!
I disliked hipsters before it was cool, so I did.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was assaulted by a coach before it was cool.
Actually, it was more of a minibus...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post 18 January 2011 Last updated at 06:23 GMT
So hipster even the article is retro.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post For fuck's sake...
I guess it didn't take the nation by storm then.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the cool kids were there
Did no one tell you at the time? It was amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post *drops needle on Lonesome Town*
*cries*
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post What have we told you about safe disposal of needles

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only listen to complete albums, don't even do E.Ps
Never felt the need to form a club about it though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a link post For those that have no festive spirit
Christmas songs done differently.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 8 Dec 2016, 7:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
They've improved on the absolute turd that is Wonderful Christmastime, and for that you can have a click.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/shared?ci=6s9kfkK3pAU
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got Rickrolled by track 7.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a link post xkcd trek wars toon

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 3:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Look how cool I am not liking Popular Thing in this comic"
Bloody hipster.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post says an Inflatable Bearded Whumpus

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen Star Wars
And I'm certainly not a hipster
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a link post After January this will be in high demand!
For that Trumpe-l'œil look!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 3:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Listen to all uploads from Cryo Chamber
Lots and lots of dark ambient.
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to be downloading the fuck out of these at work
Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 7:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
cryochamber.bandcamp.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty cool.
When do you listen to it though? I'd want to pop it on the iPod touch and walk up a hill in the snow. After doing a bad murder.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
One where you leave lots of prints and DNA evidence, the murder weapon and a note explaining your motive?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, all of that except the note.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post sleeping mainly

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 16:33, , Reply)

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