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This is a link post Elephant seal
contented
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post A great advert for sleeping
....I'm off to bed. G'night.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Ed Sheeran - Shape of you (8bit + Vocals Cover) I made this!
A throwback to like 10 years ago when I was doing these covers all the time.
(superpowerless, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT'S IN THE BOX????!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 2 Jan 2018, 13:23, , Reply)
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Noel Edmonds' Head and maybe...., maybe... a cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 13:36, , Reply)
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Awful animal cruelty^^^
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 2 Jan 2018, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Up until now, /links was my only guaranteed sheeran-free safe space.
So thanks for ruining that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post But you still had a shame wank though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 3 Jan 2018, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You haven't even got the decency to be ashamed of what you have done.
Dear oh dear.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The lyrics of this song are worse than the worst Coverdale ever managed

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a link post COSMIC PSYCHOS | BLOKES YOU CAN TRUST | Full Music Documentary NSFW
Stumbled onto this after getting reminded about them from a link below. Fucking great band.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 2 Jan 2018, 5:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post saw em a couple of times
lot of energy and fun to mosh to, but mostly blokes in the audience. not a lot of female followers
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Buzz Osborne approved.
That was quite interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Simon Stalenhag work brought to life with some animation
His gallery is great too simonstalenhag.se
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post A film based on his latest art book is currently in development.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the result is better than the Emoji Movie.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Foetus Launcher NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 16:30, , Reply)
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(it's a game)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post A game which as a former fetus myself, find very offensive.
highscore: 17
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 1 Jan 2018, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found it fairly accurate in my previous experience

(thuggengar, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post JG Thirlwell has got bored again, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do witches avoid getting pregnant?


















Foetus deletus.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 19:57, , Reply)
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Embryo dismembryo?
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post these babby cant frigth back :'(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it was on the news this mroing. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 2 Jan 2018, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post good game!
Hard to play during sex though
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Foetus don't fail me now!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 0:31, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck.
Might as well just rub one out as soon as go through the exercise of finding our you have lousy eye hand coordination after 3 guiness and a couple of local lagers.

Glad I only have to drive and not something complicated coming up.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a link post I have decided to use one of these during Christmas shopping next year.
Should be just the ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I was a boy, the Thunderbirds dealt with real problems.

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Mon 1 Jan 2018, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post THEY WILL GO THROUGH BONE LIKE BUTTER

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Them's a metric fuckload of candles right there.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. I am old.

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candleday then you old git.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post CAN
DLES!
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Gr
Ooppps
Happy Great candle mass day, now go take your fledgling fire starters and spread fear chaos and burny bits around for all to share. Although best not if you live in a tower block or multi storey
carpark
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly they went out while I was in bed.

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 4:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You left candles burning while asleep?
We've spoken about this before young man
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 7:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Useful
In case of another pumpkin invasion
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post And when they all stand in a nice group so you can just mash the homing attack button instead of playing with any kind of skill ... wait, what game were we moaning about again?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post For God's sake* keep it away from the vegans
And the remainers
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes! The power to go move one pumpkin slowly and messily! Where can I get one?

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 1 Jan 2018, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the-
You little bastards! Get off my lawn!
MY PUMPKINS!
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles candles scanner hey HV b by fdx have k cc xhk just ffs d cavalry

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 1 Jan 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nurse, he's having one of his episodes again!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cor! Lovely candles, TB!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPISPOPD

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hows no one commenting about the proper hench pumpkin?

(thuggengar, Fri 5 Jan 2018, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a link post New Year's revellers build sandcastle in Coromandel estuary to avoid liquor ban
Don't keep a Kiwi away from their beer.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 1 Jan 2018, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can vouch for the general happenings scenario loved my time in Kiwi-land. They are the 0 shits given nation.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 1 Jan 2018, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just up the road from me, stunning harbour
Boring little town
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 0:37, , Reply)
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Good thinking batman
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a link post I don't watch enough BBC to get all of the gags or character references
But this new version of A Christmas Carol is good so far!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 2:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you joking?
This was complete shit. The reason you didn't get the jokes is because there weren't any.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 1 Jan 2018, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't normally agree with one of your reviews
but we turned it off. The "... Gone Wrong" stage shows are excellent, but this was just painful.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post The laugh track made me want to kill the tv with a rusty spoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:23, , Reply)
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You are Salad Fingers AICMFP.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Jan 2018, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't recall anything about tits being involved in the regulations

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it comes under the category of freestyle CDC. Some guidelines apply.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post These guys are my favourite australian band behind Bloodduster
Classic tunes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q954LxEzyY8
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 2 Jan 2018, 4:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Liverpool seeing in the new year, like only Liverpool can
Fireworks to bring in the New year? Not Liverpool. Keeping it classy as always.

Oh and Happy New Year
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how the URL puts Liverpool in Manchester.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The are like conjoined twins joined at the shit hole.
Spent some time in Liverpool last year and can confirm it's a shit hole, although I did enjoy traipsing around the waterfront warehouses etc, hard to imagine the thousands of people who worked there day and night. Even got at look at the old garden festive site from back in 1984. Best part of Liverpool? The Anthony Gormley statues on the beach.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Something for later
happy new years folks!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a link post A collection of lolworthy headlines from Irish newspapers
Posted by APILN elsewhere
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Man successfully fails to die
A yet to be identified man successfully failed to die after he jumped off Mabirizi complex on Kampala road today morning.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post To Contribute Towards National Development by Disseminating Quality Information about the Issues Affecting Our Country

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor bastard

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 31 Dec 2017, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah thanks for that

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was just the Ugandan version of Pimp My Ride

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a link post The Swedish yule goat
has so survived christmas, making this only 14th time in 50 years to do so.
link has some of themore intresting ways it has met its demise
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you thunk Swedes are weird in winter
you should see them in the summer.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Im chuffed and dissapointed at the same time

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post im chuffed and dissapointed at the same time

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post im a etard lol
*retard
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a link post It's my fucking band
and if want to faux hendrix, it's my fucking bizness. PS you're all fired. if not naked on a ferry to Iceland.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Deffo worth a watch...
despite the audience's (lack of) reaction
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of faux Hendrix
If 60s were 90s by Beautiful People. More of a remix with samples of original tracks - probably sacrilegious to some, but I rather like it. If you're not enjoying anything after the second track (at 5:09) it doesn't get better afterwards IMHO.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycjkoka-QUA
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That works
in a devo way
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA7RiwMevT8
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a halblum that was
Have Richie and his stupid fucking hat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5WVqZqw1Es
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post "It's my fucking band"
Except that for the interviews on Deep Purple's Concerto for Band and Orchestra, the plummy journalist keeps calling it John Lord's Deep Purple... founding member after all, with Blackmore just being some session guitarist who stuck around.

True story.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post They kicked Blackmore out a few years later
so the others must've thought it wasn't Ritchie's band either.
Mind you - he (RB) told me that Ian Paice was not their original drummer so that means there are NO original members. Kinda weird, huh?
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Whitesnake always were just a pale shadow of Deep Purple
- nothing more
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent findings. I click yew.
now look above for Mr R Blackmore massively upstaging Ian Gillan.
edit: fuck me that's brilliant Blackmore even cracks a smile.
I emailed him once. Yes, he still has the pilgrim hat he wore on TOTP. Yes, he still wears it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never knew that Olive from On The Buses played drums.
And topless too.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Bingo
life moves faster the older you get. sometimes too fast to catch a game of bingo.
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Probably a hard sell...
First festival I ever went to, was in 1980 and these guys were headlining, fucking amazing live band in spite of the slightly cringey Coverdale and his awful lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes it is. a very hard sell
who can forget such lyrics as 'I'm a love hunter baby
Sneaking up on you,
I'm a love hunter baby
What you gonna do?
I'm gonna give you all my loving
And use my tail on you'?
Makes early 70s Led Zep seem subtle and refined.
And Coverdale is no Ian Gillan.
OTOH Bernie Marsden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7msSA__xtBw
When they played proper heavy blues they were alright.
fuck my boots, I've only gone and clicked it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ian Paige just drives it along
Guilty pleasure
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paice goddamit
Ian Paice - the original 21 minute 'we're nipping out for coke and hookers, you ok on your own for a bit?' drum solo.
edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfRHj6Db8co
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah
I can listen to him for hours, so much groove so much pocket. ,,(I'm not talking about the hookers)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post And don't forget the album cover...

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post SUBTLE

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 31 Dec 2017, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Lloyd Grossman drawl*
and whaaat is the artist trying to say heeeere
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 5:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That layout is dreadful.
Artist didn't plan on having a logo on it when planning his white space.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 6:27, , Reply)
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I saw the shattered remnants of them playing the GBBF in I think 2011. They were terrible.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post gbbf?
great britain bumming fest? great buggering bums fest?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great British Beer Festival
So basically a total sausage fest.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post like I said.
sausage muncher.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody got laid that night
Well, I'm extrapolating a bit from the fact I didn't, but given the sort of people who attend beer festivals then I think that's fair.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the cut of your extrapolation
I did not get laid - ergo - no one got laid.
Given the nature of the fest, however, and the number of unconscious beer sodden bodies... Isn't there a Nick Cave line that might apply?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"As he knelt above me with a rock in his fist"?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post possibly
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole,
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post duet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtfM2CozoAo
 (Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 22:37, , Reply)
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Click for bigger (388 kb)

 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post ZX Spectrum loading screen?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Powerful.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd argue that "visual storytelling" and "silent film" are a little overstated
when the soundtrack is doing half the job of carrying the emotion and energy of the scenes
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Contains spoilers"

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 11:36, , Reply)

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