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This is a link post Congratu...wait, er...what?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have I missed something?
Just seems like a baby announcement
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post keep up grandad

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post surrogacy you plank

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which one is the father?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post The one pretending to be fast asleep at 3am when a feed / nappy needs doing.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps they tossed for it?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post soggy biscuit

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
call me a square, from the past. But this BBC article is weird there is no mention of the mother at all, even if she is a surrogate. Its like the stork dropped it off or something. It's a bit
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe she didnt want her face splashed all over the mail

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I rent my womb to a celebrity gossip press favourite couple. Respect my privacy!
I guarantee they'll sell photos of the baby to the press.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post could've been a friend or a family member
but don't let that get in the way of whatever your agenda is here Pru
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could've been? Still is. It might be a family member or friend of the celebrity couple, it might not be. What's your agenda?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok, I'm bored of feeding the troll now

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post they havent asked anyone to respect her privacy have they?
They just haven't said anything about her. Sorry this leaves some of your many questions unanswered
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No, you missed my point. I mean there is no mention at all, like it is trivial and not worth even a couple of words.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post "They have not revealed any more details about the pregnancy, including whether or not a surrogate is involved."
Beeb haven't really got anything to say, as I suspect they have no idea who it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I swear that line has just been added. They must have just forgot it in the rush to break this breaking news. Carry on everyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That line definitely wasn't there when I posted the link.
And now the beeb have made me appear like some kind of backwards, homophobic prick, when in fact I'm just a plain old backwards prick. Cheers beeb.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok
I just assumed you had a problem with Americans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not explicitly.
It's more an issue with society in general.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's either a surrogate or a very large test tube or one of them is actually a woman
it's not Daley, I've seen his budgie
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You assume because someone has a penis they're male?
How very backwards of you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can be whatever gender you like. Your reproductive organs don't lie

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine do
All the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shakira's first draft needed some work

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe the male should have splashed all over her face

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is, like so much media content these days, entirely and exclusively based a social media post. They don't mention it because they have no idea. Which one is the father? Have they been spliced?
Political correctness prevents the first question being asked. The status quo in medical science makes the answer to the second almost certainly impossible. Did the surrogate even supply the egg?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post generally best to steer away from questions about the conception when people tell you they're expecting a baby, I find

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post particularly when it involves a turkey baster...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well in most instances it's pretty straightforward and doesn't raise any questions.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post why do you feel that they should answer your questions?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't. And I sincerely don't care about them as individuals.
However they did post a picture of themselves with an in utero scan on social media. The BBC reproduced this picture as news. As men, I have deduced, neither has a womb. This makes the story unusual, and therefore noteworthy. It seems to me you think it isn't unusual. I think that's where we differ.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post you do care though, you're all over it like a rash
Who's the father? Where's the mother? Isnt this weird? Questions, questions
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not true. I care only in that it is highly unusual, yet people disingenuously engage in the Doublethink that it isn't. And almost certainly prohibitively expensive without an egg donor and free surrogacy.
I just Googled the other one. He wrote the screenplay for Milk. So at least one of them has done something worthwhile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not really, in Western societies, in 2018

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hell of a qualification there, 'in Western societies', but we've finally found where we disagree.
I believe that approximately less than 1% of all children are in some way are the offspring of a gay couple. Being in that approximately 1% group qualifies one as being highly unusual. You disagree. The end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1% is still ~7,000 babies a year

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't just call me a racist cunt and be done with it?
Anyway I didn't say 1%, I said less than 1%, an obscure and obtuse nuance I now realise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll feel different when they are people you know.
Friends of the family are in a gay marriage, neither has a penis but yet they have an 8 year old son together. I've never felt the urge to ask them where the spuff came from, or even who's egg it was. None of my business as far as I am concerned. They're amazing parents and the lad is exceptionally bright, polite and well balanced.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post But you didn't read about them in a national newspaper.
The issue here is the woeful quality of the reporting, not the fact that two married guys are starting a family together.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree there, the reporting is atrocious, "They have not revealed any more details about the pregnancy, including whether or not a surrogate is involved."
I would have wanted to see the BBC list all the other options they had whilst holding up the ultrasound.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That line wasn't in the original article.
It originally read as if they had somehow reproduced without the aid of a third party.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post As reported by the BBC. As funded by a mandatory tax, enforced by criminal liability.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's not Prufrock's issue

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post The first thing I say about the subject at 15:33 is that it's a news story based entirely and exclusively on a social media post.
I realise you're determined to dishonesty misrepresent as a homophobe, please don't pretend to know what I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post no the first thing you said at 15:24 was 'this isnt normal or natural'

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're reading sarcasm into that remark. Well done Benny.
Less than 1% of parents do this, ergo it is not normal. I think we can take as read there was some kind of medical intervention, IVF or equivalent, ergo not natural. Neither is a criticism or judgment, just an observation. Stop pretending something unusual is normal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post All of that is true.
You've misinterpreted me. I'd still be curious about the biological parentage but wouldn't ask out of politeness though.
However I think if you scream "Look at me! Look at me!" by posting on social media because you're a reality TV star and professional attention seeker, such glaringly obvious questions are perfectly reasonable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post facebook is 90% pictures of people's babies

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Link is to the BBC, not Facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post There would be no questions
if the shameless self-promoters didn't persistently advertise themselves.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'We're having a baby' seems like a thing people say on social media all the time

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post "who's cum did you use?"
is something I've yet to see in the comments underneath
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post And that is a reprehensible state of affairs.
They're all shameless self promoters.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post It usually raises the question "Was it an accident?"

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post coming from a trans parent, you'd think you would be more apathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you plank! This is totally normal and natural. Christ! All these antediluvian, knuckle dragging, bigots are totally ruining this board.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the intense focus on what you think is “normal” or “natural”?
You seem to be ignoring the crucial issue here, which is that when a couple announce having a baby, whatever the makeup of the couple (up to and including same sex couples without the biology to enable them to conceive) it’s the height of rudeness to ask (or report speculatively on) intrusive aspects of it.

You don’t have to be a professional liberal PC SJW to read that story and quietly conclude that the biological mother isn’t mentioned because all parties have agreed that the people actually bringing up the baby are the only ones who want to be considered “parents”, and the only relevant aspect of the surrogate is that in practical terms, the existence of a surrogate is obvious, but her identity unimportant.

You see, your questioning is a barrier to things like this being considered “normal” (as in, part of the range of things that humans can do which is considered normal), and the “snowflakes” on here would probably just quietly have your issues occur to them when reading the story, then think “ah well, those details are unimportant, and mentioning it won’t have any positive impact on anything”

There’s no doublethink, you haven’t noticed something nobody else has. It’s just that there’s really no reason to question the obvious, unless you wish to highlight abnormality or resist “normalisation”
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post TL;DR
*yawns*
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’m not at all surprised
that you aren’t equipped to deal with a grand total of four short, concise paragraphs.
In the spirit of your “BUT THE ENN AITCH ESS” posts, I’ll give you the gist: “YOU’RE JUST RUDE MATE, THATS ALL IT IS”

It is though, rather funny that when taken to task by someone who isn’t in enough of a running feud with you for you to have a lot of “previous” to bring up in lieu of a point, you’re reduced to effectively “la la can’t hear you”. The only baby related mystery on this thread is how one managed to create and maintain an account here.
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Concise? Hahahahshahahahahaha
You are Polonius AICMFP.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus. It’s trolling 101

(clinteastwoodbradfield, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well they seem to love each other, and I'm sure they will dote on the kid.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post RCT?

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
RIS?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rectal carrot trauma

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I seldom pay much attention to celeb columns.
But from what I have read I don't see the pairing going the full distance.

Who knows, though, maybe it's just my envy talking.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pru are you there?
put me on ignore again eh?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess you can call it a "Gayby"

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think maybe people just wish to know who made a big splash up the deep end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have to rent-a-womb for surrogacy purposes only, or can you use them for self storage?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 2:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would certainly liven up Storage Hunters.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a link post something something Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was going to be this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zpYQJkBQp0
 (Red Lemonade, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was going to be
springtime for hitler.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my God!
You're not going to believe this. It is! It has John Barrowman in it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Strange hobby

(Front Office, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just had a small weep
Hahahahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
❤️
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mods!
The bloke at 1:55 has had his face blown off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one looks relatively orderly with even a hint of safety awareness
The best I've seen was a few years back (poss. GC) where someone thought it would be a good idea to strap a big pile of explosives to the sledgehammer. The video shows the assembly, skip to 1:20 for the money shot.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S2nAancFGI
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Where'd it go?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno
I just wish he'd held on to it - it would have been awesome!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post All I can think to say is, this species truly doesn't deserve this planet. Nuts, all of them.
Although, that sure looks like fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fear this might put back us meeting a higher intelligence in the Universe
"Are the humans ready for contact?"

"Not quite yet."
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a link post north korean fans at the olympics
just cheering on their country, normally, nothing odd here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post north koreans fans winter olympics
just a YouTube search results page, actually, nothing odd here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post do I have to do everything for you?
there. happy now?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Delighted. It's like Momentum meets The Sound of Music.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Where picking your nose at the wrong time...could be a death sentence. Super cereal!
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Riddled with worms, every last one of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The woman with the face mask got a whiff and legged it

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's better than most football fans manage

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You only sing when you're starving

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0:16
think I'll jussssst sit...over...there
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
she made my day.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post if anyone's interested in the translation:
“My Garden Shed!
(My garden shed)
Is bigger than this!
(Is bigger than this)
My garden shed is bigger than this!
It’s got a door, and a window…
My garden shed is bigger than this!”

obviously the korean language isn't a great fit with "When the Saints go marching in" so they had to improvise
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That guy (presume he's a coach)
has the look of someone who's in charge of a team that has acquired zero medals.

And is thinking about how lil kim is going to punish him for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me of the uniformity of Nazi rallies

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Undulatus asperatus in mega hi-def. All rather cool.
Shame they don't understand the correct use of binomial nomenclature.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Save £££'s by creating your very own Boring Flamethrower NSFW
Follow the Elon Musk way of undercutting the opposition, a la Space X, by building your own cheap version of the Boring Flamethrower!

(Possibly NSFW as it contains weaponry!)
 (beanolabub, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post #AshWednesday

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Fans of teh Star Wars will enjoy this...
The People's History of Tatooine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Trek Wars

(sithemong, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post History buffs might be interested to know that the sand person in the middle is holding a flanged mace.
Flanged maces superseded knobbed ones in the middle ages because they are better for penetration.

Double entendre buffs may also find this interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Dog and trumpet I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to mention the man

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Kaspar
Inspired by the life of Kaspar Hauser
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love NFB stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.
Another big NFB fan here.

The Werner Herzog film of this story is brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Bentley driver.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No doughnuts in a carpark? If only we knew someone who posted dashcam footage.
 (LeRvolt Last partook of gross negligence on, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^Ban him!
Ban Him!
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 6:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he died?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the helpful message Sync.
I'm sitting in my car, surrounded by deflating airbags and you think that this is an appropriate time to tell me that?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was such an inappropriate message it came off as comic relief.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Feb 2018, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gently, Bentley

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Mentley
 (Sherbs, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post now all dently :(

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The ambient music really sets the scene here.
Edit: Also, who buys a Bentley to drive it like that? You buy a Bentley to have your man drive you around at 3/4 of the speed limit.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they needed his blood to trace him it sounds like he didn't own it
Unless he claimed he wasn't the driver. I once stopped for a car that had crashed into a tree seconds earlier just as the very drunk driver was getting out, and his defence was that he had got into the drivers seat between the car crashing and when I drove past. Chinny reckon.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The driver of the Bentley, Richard Plum, 46, fled on foot but was traced by the blood left on the airbag of his car.
So, Professor Plum did it, with the Bentley in the garden
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 13:41, , Reply)
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He pleaded guilty to dangerous driving and failing to stop after a road accident and was jailed for 14 months with a driving ban of four years and seven months.
 (Front Office, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The rebooted version of Cluedo did not sell well.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a plum
*coat*
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:09, , Reply)
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At least this one wasn't claimed by a 'national daily' - https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5da_1518543326&comments=1
 (Benzyl, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Cautionary Tales
nice little fillum. vimeo link.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Set off the maudlin sensors
Note to self: don't click on pieces titled 'cautionary tale' or somesuch.
 (roysin, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 14 Feb 2018, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Plugin Paul's Stretch
PaulStretch has been VST'ified. Always great fun to play with, now even pluggier!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Buster Keaton's flirting skills need work - classic

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with Buster on this one
She's a hottie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Buster is total aces.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post She is
sexy AF. I'd slide her a ha'penny, an' no mistake.
 (835Rocks, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Man spends 7 years realising his dream
Unfortunately his dream is a bit of a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That thing is bloody annoying
so is its organ
 (emptyspace, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:06, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhPEt_sT5Y
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o

(edit)

Purple link is now blue. Sneaky editing there.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:54, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E_AiTGdC0c
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a bit of a Westwood whiff with that fella.
Seems like he might be the sort of person who ends every other sentence with "bruv".
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post This latest Five Nights At Freddies
is the most horrifying yet.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty macabre. I hated those things. Yay.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 2:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mark Gatiss in a parallel universe

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 9:53, , Reply)
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KILL HIM WITH BURNING CLAW HAMMERS!
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus wept
What is more of a nightmare him or them?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Rimmer world
But not funny
 (I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you weirdos etc etc
"...stealing our precious fluids"

Apologies for Beeb linky
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man, that's getting a bit too personal for my taste.
Brownsburg robbery suspects steal teeth whitening strips www.xrbradio.com/brownsburg-robbery-suspects-steal-teeth-whitening-strips/
It shouldn't be too difficult to spot these guys. Just make them smile.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Jesco White - Dancing Outlaw
Strangely compelling watch. Like a character from True Detective.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesco value!

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