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This is a link post Fame Gails I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Bootsy explains everything
Or at least 'One!'
GC 2010 & 2014 - it's a slow sunday - how many fucks should I give.
Props to original posters.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would take many GC before this became unwelcome
But my god Rockschool was lame
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He makes it looks so easy.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post He certainly makes getting loads of votes easy
Lesson one: stop trawling the internet for fresh exciting content. Blatantly post double GC excellence.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gotcha.
www.thameswhale.info/
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rule two
any cetacean charity is a fraud organised by people who like zodiacs and wet suits.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a link post "I couldnt give a fuck if the whole street collaspecl"

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I pay road tax ergo I own the road in front of my house.
I hope the writer of this note parks exactly no where else (except in Tesco disabled bays. obs)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does the woman in question not understand how ambulances work?
Generally the things do bugger off after a short while, because, you know, they have to take people to hospital.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone will have to ask her
arrest made
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to think that they have a blacklist of addresses...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Sorry, we tried to make an emergency visit but your car was parked outside"
Please come to your nearest A&E department for treatment but leave at least 24 hours before arriving.

One of my neighbours took exception to a car parked outside their house - I heard some shouting in the night and stuck my head out of the front door, only to see them come back out of their house and run a key down the side of the car. I took great pleasure in passing details to the owner of the car, but as far as I know the offender's dad ended up paying the repair bill.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's not my dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find it weird people think someone else has 'no right' to park outside their house
neither do they, they don't own that patch of street
 (horrid, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of people do actually own that patch of the street.
The deeds to the house often include the land out to half of the street.
What they don't have (if the street has been adopted as public) is any rights to that part of the street.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 7:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately not
Certain addresses can be flagged to warn of past aggression but not actually black-listed.

I once sent details of a frequent flyer to the relevant local authority Social Services department. The patient had obvious mental health issues, no support and was calling an ambulance almost every day. Their response was to call me and ask what they were supposed to do about it. I somehow managed to quell the urge to say 'do your fucking job'
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best thing about this is,
it turns out she doesn't even own a car,

and is therefore just some miserable cow that searches for opportunities to be a crazy bitch at people for personal entertainment.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Sir Jimmy Savile OBE has his dream to sing on TV fulfilled by a Japanese lady called Kazuko in 1989
She also interviews him about living in a caravan, wearing tracksuits, knowing important people and charity work. At one point he seems to forget how to speak English. Later on, Sir Jimmy threatens to kill the audience before performing his own version of "It's Long Way To Tipperary" ("It's a long way to the North of England"). This is the interview and show that Louis Theroux wishes he made.

There are a few clips of Kazuko's Karaoke Klub on Youtube, a show that I was somehow unaware of before today. I thought this one (which also features Spike Milligan KBE) would be of the most interest to B3ta. I did consider the Jonathan King episode too, however he sings "The Sun Has Got His Hat On" including the now often forgotten line about 'negros' which as everyone knows is lacist.

A good show. Television was better in those days, or worse, it's difficult to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post BTW
Your linky for the Karaoke Klub goes to the Wiki page of the Klu Klux Klan (just saying)
 (I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a link post 10,000 creampies
It all starts when a chick takes one to the ass and face.

Soon escalates. The fat dude is pretty hardy and doesn't rest on his laurels.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some excellent iterations
of the classic 'I've been hit by a custard pie' shot.
Hit. beat beat. Mouth opens. beat, wipe both eyes with hands and flick wrists in front. no beat. Look for pie.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "it all starts when a chick takes one to the ass and face."
that's my kind of video...oh
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 1:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
Seen this before in the cinema, and with a much better score.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Baby goat
Fluffy
(Sherbs, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post In other goat news:
wgntv.com/2018/02/17/man-arrested-for-feeding-cocaine-and-whiskey-to-goat/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey

(Sherbs, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'The goat is in good condition and available for adoption'

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I know someone that wants a goat. I will let her know.
 (Sherbs, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Better tell her it has expensive tastes.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 18 Feb 2018, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I come to B3ta for all my goat news"

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post "You herd it here first."

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, for flock's sake...

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop kidding around

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 19 Feb 2018, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You lot do mutt-on a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not me by any stretch of your imagination

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks adorable, sounds like a chestburster
I am conflicted
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I shoulda gone to specsavers
was expecting a goatsee
 (I helped save b3ta! frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a link post It's my b3ta birthday, and also my real birthday weekend.
So, have my favourite tune, ever. It's brunch with bottomless mimosas for me today. Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 5:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy smallest emirp!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 6:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Candles!
This link brings back happy, but pleasantly vague, memories of some messy times.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Super candles you lovely bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 18 Feb 2018, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice tunes. And happy cndl3s!1!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 8:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy day
Always liked Eat Static..how about this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DP2c4J27Ek
 (Sherbs, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy cake day
And bloody hell Eat Static, takes me back to my skool dayz.
 (2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles
Good choice of tune. My personal favourite off that album is Area 51.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles
Good track tooo - I had in on a "top tunes" tape I made for my car back in the 90s, remember bombing it about to this out of my tinny vauxhall cavalier speakers
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post HC!
Seen ES numerous times over the years...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post 13 years of enlightenment and niche learning
B3ta is good for somethings atleast
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post candle tov!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles!
Also love me some Eat Static.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy wax, Candlemonster

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!

And yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Possibly the best cutscene in a computer game ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The person who made that got home from work that day
His wife asked him how his day went and he said "nailed it".
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sun 18 Feb 2018, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Gender swapping skills
Skilled at swapping genders via the miracle of Photoshop
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Photoshop-> FaceApp and POTO
Apparently mobile.twitter.com/gerard_k/status/964469307555110913
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I quite fancy Harold Wilson. Bitch knows what she wants and she's gonna smoke until she gets it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have hugged cameron if s/he was wearing a hoodie
I'd have shot the fucking husky though - don't want that howling down in the kitchen out of sync with howling upstairs.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Antoinette "Toni" Blair
is slightly Milf.

And you can see that "Call Me" Davina Cameron is a right goer.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks to me that Gordon should have been born a woman

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did Kate Blanchett get there after Winnie

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post The gaping peasants are nothing new at alton towers

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bet it costs an arm and a leg tho.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post suites me then, i already made the first payment

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't that a medievel porn flick?

(Leemondus, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
It's real. Forty years late but real...
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks rather good.
It would make me vomit after 30 seconds, but it's pretty.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do they set fire to it with a carload of virgin punters to ensure they meet budget in the next fiscal year?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Any excuse: I hope it is on a loop in the queue, serves them right.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Look away now, it's men in boxer shorts singing Saturday. I'll go second.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post and apparently last.

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you sulking?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3-6E3h--DA
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Closest I could think of, wrong type of underpants...
youtu.be/zpaVf_fSXoQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You pass with flying colours.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Angel from Montgomery. I made this!
As if its not enough to sing my heart out for your entertainment in my boxer shorts, you'll probably want me to stick around and call Trump a willy!!
(chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Courtney Barnett - Nameless, Faceless
A song and video by this young Australian lady.
(Sherbs, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is why i kinda prefer it when they burst into balls of flame

(horrid, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still waiting for
the footage of the centre core pancaking 100m from the barge. Assuming they can recover that it'll be amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do i alter the url to get the preview?
(I can never remember and it's not in the faq)
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me neither
I just look at the url of any other yt link on the page and use it as an example.
 (roysin, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll remember that trick thanks

(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remove the ‘s’ from the http:
Also change m.youtube to www.youtube
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Winner, thanks.
altho curiously it won't let me save the changes i make to the url now.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake CGI!
There is no space, the moon is cgi made out of Disney characters, flerf!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright David!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read it in YouTube comments, why would they lie!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Ripped Horse makes use of his Gym Membership I made this!

(PopeAlix, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post board is that way <---

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seamless

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 18 Feb 2018, 8:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Bike Rush I made this!
I'M ONLY 1 HOUR AND FORTY TWO MINUTES LATE!

The later I post, the drunker I get...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 1:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like games, like Pako, where surviving for a minute is a victory
But Pako makes me want to order Pakora.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pako looks very very neat!
I have added it to my "to play" list!
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 1:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Soviet War in Afghanistan

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Gevingerd Thatcher watch.

Opps, Dutch autocorrect, I obviously meant “i’ll Give that a watch”.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Dutch B3tan lolz
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soviets invaded to support puppet state and the West did the same
Bad then but good now is the message we are sold
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 23:26, , Reply)

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