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This is a link post helicopter crash, South Bank just now
hit a crane, apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post And a picture of the crash site
here
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post bridge/shark?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prezactly!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comments are mostly from news agencies wanting to use his picture.
The Daily Mail will of course already have stolen it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's ok, they tagged it "@Twitter"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny because its true

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's on FIRE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post He should tweet the bbc and let them know.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I blame you for this.
Happy Fire Day :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo shiny!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Dacre is a lesbian.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Belfast.
after someone put a union flag up.
 (dieselmonkey, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see al-quaida have been hit by austerity too
*gets coat*
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS NEWS & IT IS LIVE:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21040313

YOU ARE THE NEWS: TEXT AND TWEET US YOUR COMMENTS NOW.

Fucking hell, is there anything the bbc won't cover to a mind-numbing extent?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post they have to appeal to the masses
and the masses want drama, with shakeycam and eyewitness reports and wild speculation
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Welcome to six hours of repeated videos, repeated interviews, your tweets and comments repeating the same thing and constant speculation from us and you.

"Yeah, a helicopter hit something and crashed..."
"I saw a helicopter hit something, well, i didn't actually see the helicopter, there's a fire here though..."
"I'm really far away from the place but i can see smoke in the distance, could be it or could be a different fire as i'm actually in Nottingham and looking north...."

Gripping.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's better than cricket

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not saying much.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I look forward to reading the kind of extensive, in-depth analysis
that can only come from sitting at the news desk, trawling Twitter for every inane "lol crash" tweet.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A guy just mentioned 7/7 in the same sentence as this crash.

I'm staying away from the news today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *bangs head on desk*

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine Collie owners all over south London are waking up to their dogs barking at them
"what's that? Helicopter crash?!?!?"
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
My border collie would be all BALL throw the BALL!! Quick..throw the BALL!!! OMG He's gonna throw the BALL!!!Oh and some helicopter did a crash thing too BALL!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post who cares.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably the people in the helicopter and directly underneath it

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given modern media and mobile phone technology
I think we need to put the basics of filming on the National Curriculum:

1) Point the camera at what you want to film
2) Don't shake it around like you're having a fucking fit
3) If you have to pan, pan sllllooowwwwllllyy and steadily
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Couple of extra ones
Don't just point the camera at what you want to film, keep it pointed at it.

Filming in portrait mode is punishable by death.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post "It's something I will never forget for a long time."
How do the BBC find people who say things like this so quickly??
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
that was my favourite
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That police chief they interviewed a few minutes ago was remarkably calm while answering the stupid questions
I could tell he just wanted to say "fuck off and let us sort it out, we'll tell you everything when we actually know some facts!"
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how on their front page they're showing a video of a guy running out of the fire, seemingly partly on fire himself.
Pretty fucking sick.

There 'probing' questions to the public are so angled towards 'we need to create something big!!' it's sick.

"We can see a motorcycle there, do you think that guy died?"
"Errr....dunno...."
"Damn. NEXT WITNESS!!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:38, , Reply)