if you're going to pick a Twitter fight with an former team-mate, don't pick one who knows 'things' about you...
no-one comes out of this looking great, but Dietmar Hamman must surely wish he'd left well alone.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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I actually struggled to read that.
The spelling and everything is terrible.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:48,
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welcome to the internet.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:52,
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Welcome to idiots on the internet.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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*footsteps slowly getting louder*
...You called!?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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He doesn't know things about him, he just talks bullshit
And stop giving Joey Barton any publicity, he's like the Daily Mail condensed into a barely human form.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:48,
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well he clearly suggested DH having problems which I won't repeat here.
edit: and I can't see any similarities between JB & the DM, other than they are both disliked. Not one.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:51,
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JB
is a prick of hummungous proportions
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:01,
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^What the gurning leprechaun said
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:13,
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Similarities
They are both inexplicably popular.
They both get publicity for saying utterly retarded things.
They are both horrible.
They are both unashamed of their appalling behaviour.
They don't realise how hypocrital they are.
They can't write for toffee.
They both rely on foreign interest to survive (daily mail is co-incidentally the most read UK paper, outside of the UK)
They both have an axe murdering racist brother in prison*
*That one's actually only Joey
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:03,
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*feels like Henman standing helpless and alone on the baseline as Federer unleashes unplayable shot after unplayable shot*
yep, I think you might have taken that set.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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it is sad when people take their romantic breakups public.
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an ex-footballer and anagram of Madman Ant Hire, which is also the name of my new business venture.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:57,
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no, we've only got instant whip, an apple, or a Goblin(TM) meat pudding.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:03,
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Don't worry
he's not the only professional footballer, past and present, who is in debt.
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He alluded to him being a bad husband.
Being a bad husband/coke snorting whoremonger and being a Premiership footballer wouldn't be mutually exclusive I would imagine.
"In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet."
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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