lolled many times
yay for Richard o-brian!
POSTED IN 2008... so good for a repost
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:28, Share, Reply)
Good work.
I always marveled at the stupidity of the contestants. As I recall, they gave the impression that they had good jobs etc. I used to love it when the "Team leader / manager" took charge and fucked it up royal for them.
Amazing TV, and good to hear that the crew were more polite than I was when berating the fuckwits on the Crystal Maze.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:43, Share, Reply)
I love/d that show
And agree, the best bits were when 'the something specialist' from Wankmore Brothers was playing and his, and the teams,
game descended into epic pandemonium and chaos like a Chinese fire drill.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:48, Share, Reply)
Also the contestants always looked a lot older than they were
might have been an 80s/90s thing but that it always surprised me that the bloke who had a massive beard and looked about 50 was actually "Dave, a 19 year old student from Leeds"
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Fucken 90s hipsters.
Don't suppose the completely ridiculously sized glasses they wore helped either. They were loosely in the "David Mellor" style, e.g. shite.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:58, Share, Reply)
Hahahahahaha, how have I never heard the phrase.......
"Chinese fire drill" until now?
I've obviously led a sheltered life.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:56, Share, Reply)
or dont read the profanisaurus
And maybe not a racist. If it is then Im sorry, some of my best friends are yellow.
I live in Springfield.
*edit* wiki says it was an actual term for something that happened: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_fire_drill yet I knew it as this from the profanisaurus: gb.zinio.com/page/?issue=416158780&pg=120&keyword=chinese%20fire%20drill%20profanisaurus 'a scene of utter disorder and pandemonium' yet the urban dictionary says this: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chinese%20fire%20drill
so make what you will, Mine was the second one that is what I meant.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:51, Share, Reply)
This is an inappropriate time
to rove lacism. Definitely the rong time.
Give Marge my "regards".
And by "regards", I mean bone her.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:57, Share, Reply)
I have read some Profanisaurus.
And even though I'm not sure this was in it, all I can remember is "fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back".
If only they were all like that.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:02, Share, Reply)
fanny like a bomb going off in a squirrel factory
is a favourite of mine, which isnt in there as I never sent it in...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:09, Share, Reply)