I like Kermode
and think Dyer is a toilet, but Kermode on Dyer is a cunt.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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The Independent have even written an article about how dreadful this film is this morning, it's so terrible
a normal film review seemingly unable to put the point across
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:35,
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There was an interview with the writer/ director on R4 a few days ago.
You could tell from that that it was going to be not only a turkey, but a self-basting turkey.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:40,
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How they got funding I'll never understand.
I can only assume it's some kind of tax dodge.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:38,
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They skimped on the catering bill.
Only £4k
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:46,
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So the reason for Danny Dyer's performance is a lack of vol-au-vents?
I guess that's understandable then.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:27,
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I hate kermode more that I hate Dyer.
And I mega hate Dyer.
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Never rated Danny Dyer he's always been cringingly bad at everything he's done.
Even the mockney hardnut gangster stuff he still comes across as being unbelievable.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:02,
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This Film
May still break even or make money. Just think how many people will now want to see how BAD it is.
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Kermode was married to my dissertation tutor at Southampton uni.
He came in and did a lecture on the Exorcist.
He was an arrogant pissweasel.
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He got an honorary doctorate from us a couple of years ago.
I had no idea, until he joined us in the procession up on to the stage.
He was visibly moved, and altogether lovely.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:37,
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I actually feel a bit sorry for Danny Dyer.
Then I realise that people feeling sorry for him must feel worse than people loathing/mocking him, which makes me feel even more sorry for him. There's nothing more tragic than being hated for aspects of yourself which you cannot change. Except perhaps being pitied for being hated for aspects of yourself which you cannot change.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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But he's earned a lot of money on the fact that he's an 'actor', and it's not like he's any good at it.
I'd save your pity for those who have talent but cannot make the break into their respect field.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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I can't help it. I'm just TOO caring.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:28,
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*sets up Danny Dyer charity*
*changes charity name to scope*
*apologises: does not want to tarnish scope with Dyer*
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Dyer wanted to remake
1988 Phil Collins movie Buster. True fact.
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Did he enjoy it?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:26,
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haha
i can only assume its some form of nominative determinism
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mutated monty, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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best thing Dyer has done......
is get ripped open by a fox.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCh837b9kPM
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