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This is a link post no one fucks with David Dickinson

Creator : @IamHappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks real
No acting there.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post antiques roundhouse

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post thx
that was the best I could come up with after about 10 minutes thinking
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post XD

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post This reminds me of that Japanese Kiai Master and his disciples
Completely believable Kiai Master and his disciples martial arts display

Before he unfortunately gets far more believably thumped by some other guy. His disciples are obviously trolls
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't get my head around any part of that

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5:26 of this bullshitter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z0_n7tGnK0
Apparently you can nullify a qi knockout if your tongue happens to be in the wrong position in your mouth...
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just sad :(

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Essentially all of the "internal" martial arts are in fact just people fucking about in pyjamas pretending they are wizards.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's staggering isn't it!
It raises a few slightly stark questions:

-Why put on such an obviously staged and completely unbelievable display of unarmed combat using his dodgy 'magic?'
-Why offer $5000 to 'any MMA fighter' who can beat him; was he so delusional he actually believed his students falling over and rolling about was due to his magical powers?
-Was he so genuinely mental that after just a few moments with someone using *real* fighting and obviously feeling that, did he continue, inevitably to end up in a heap on the floor?
-Given his magic was a load of bollocks, how had his combat technique not got pulled up much sooner for being a load of bollocks? Surely previous practitioners of it would have realized it couldn't actually ward off muggers hundreds of years ago, and studied something else.

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face." -Mike Tyson
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who wants a game of Street Fighter II?
I want to see if being a non-believer also protects you from Ryu's chi ball.
 (I helped save b3ta! AWPS, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post *raises one big toe, pushes other down

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smash in the attic!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bargain cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cüneyt Ark&#305;n,
he's the Turkish Chuck Norris.

(Surname is Arkin).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:20, , Reply)