oh wow! why don't tescos sell these types of fireworks!

( skullbuggery a leg end in my own bathtime!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:14, Reply)

WHAT?! How is this possible?
What am I seeing?
( gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Perhaps they cost a bomb.
( Hooverbag Sherlock, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:37, Reply)

I think Tescos just reFUSE to sell them, if they did they'd be laughing all the way to the bangk

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I wouldn't return to Tescos after that

( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Dark sorcery.

( Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:45, Reply)

better if they were elephants

(fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Or cocks.

( Oysdgp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:52, Reply)

cockworks
we could set them off over parliament.
( moogy boobles, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Twere that there Gandalf

(Ripley, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:20, Reply)