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This is a link post seeing as its Eurovision
Here's one of the most fun from recent memory

Sue pollard in bacofoil. It came second in 2007 to Serbia's utterly horrible Molitva.
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does anybody actually care for Eurovision?
It looks to me like a one-upping contest of ridiculousness passed up as a music.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's musical pantomime of the silliest sort
Maybe Christopher Biggins should give it a go.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post *puts up hand shamefully*
I know it's shit and ridiculous, but this is why I love it so. And as to the OP, Verka was robbed that year.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christopher biggins was

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You shut your fucking mouth, you CUNT I WILL STAB YOUR UGLY FACE OFF
Eurovision is EXCELLENT entertainment and Verka Serduchka (above) is a personal recent fave, closely followed by Winny Puhh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are dead to me

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I interrest you inthis?
www.amazon.com/Philips-HeartStart-Home-Defibrillator-AED/dp/B00064CED6

If you act fast, he'll be alive to you.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post *looks away*

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah come one now. That performance had everything:
Catchy, nonsensical pop; a dirty, dirty bassline, pointless key changes and a sequined drag queen clutching her tit in mock pain.
What's *not* to love?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post All of which seem like reasons not to watch it to me

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post © Kevin O'Leary

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 23 May 2015, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tab Hunter
Stereotype-Reinforcer Extraordinaire.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe.
or maybe there's room for über-kitsch in the many different types of music I like.
/actually turned off this album to listen to Verka.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is quite different to Verka

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I've meant, care as a MUSIC contest.
I can understand silly entertainment :)
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Fears*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post William Bennett of Whitehouse/Cut Hands has been tweeting most enthusiastically about Eurovision this year.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good for him/I don't believe you.
I do own a bit of Whitehouse, inc a limited double vinyl album. It's a wee bit difficult.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post * Investigates *
My facking ears!!!!

Edit: They seem to have mellowed out in later years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGNKgah948s
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, that's practically S Club.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's true!
@williambennett
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 May 2015, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fun to drink to.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 22 May 2015, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ this
Its a brilliant drinking game.

KEYCHANGE! (Take a shot)
Borderline racist cliche about homeland in intro film (Two fingers of beer)
etc. etc.

Getting a country from a hat allows you and your "mates" to play a scoring based drinking game for the last bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like the FA cup for bummers.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post No,
that's the FA cup.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 May 2015, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this Tabby just before his infamous 'shoplifting' incident?

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 22 May 2015, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eurovision is ace

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably why Russia invaded

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 22 May 2015, 19:11, , Reply)