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This is a link post #votetim - Campaign video for Tim Ireland, Independent for Mid Bedfordshire I made this!
I'm running for Parliament. No, really. This is my campaign video. I was going to include a lamb in it, but I ran out of mint sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck to you.
I'm in North East Bedfordshire so will be concentrating on getting Alistair Burt out of a job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Good luck with that
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best with this Tim.
You're my favourite tenacious bugger.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 9 Apr 2015, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw
(touched)
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Could you show us on this doll where he touched you?
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post For the last time
You're not a doll. And put your trousers back on.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely B3ta should have a political party.
Not sure what it would be called though.

Come on, Tim!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno,
but if people are gonna vote for a bunch of miserable cunts it might as well be us
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post We pledge
To spend all the party funds on catering.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post We do, it's called UKIP
Don't tell me you thought that thing was for real?

We get all the policies by opening Sickipedia at random and get a random /talk member to stand for election.
/Boards even done the animatronic "Farage" but personally I think they went a bit too spitting image with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best!
I used to be involved with these guys to support independent candidates in 2010, but from the look of the website, it's not been updated since 2013
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
What a pity. That looked like a worthy goal. But as we all know there's no money in that kind of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you had "Oooh he's called Ireland and sounds a bit forrin", etc, etc yet?
Good luck mate
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post years worth
I am frequently invited to go back where I came from, but that's Tories for you
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post *licks screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post *reports political bribery and sexual deviancy to Guido Fawkes' blog*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post *hurriedly moves to Flitwick*

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post *erects tent*

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd vote for you if I could.
I fear for your deposit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck.
More of this non toff candidate kind of thing.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
old chap
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Righto, enough of this Socialist Media croquet.
Archie old boy, better be orf canvassing the 3rd age and 3rd rate populace.

Try not to forget your trousers this time.

Johnsons are in the rear pocket, could be vital.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
given the fact that the incumbent is Nadine Dorries, I am very tempted to throw my vote your way.

Filmed at Houghton House and Ampthill park?
 (Chad, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
and 'yes' and 'yes'. Well spotted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You look way too coherent and bright to be in politics.
That's why I'd vote for you if could. Death to soundbites!
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nadine Dorries is a cunt!

(mingeswingers, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Come on Tim!
 (Mark Barber's dirty secret, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 22:11, , Reply)