I present you the new and hip way to swear and curse:The Foul-O-Matic!
Yes, I am in my generator-phase, apparently.

Try out my latest invention and see if you can beat finds like:

Horse-loving bum biscuit
Twin-headed tit hole
Ranting butt fuck lover
Spotty shit sock
Senile crap bucket

and the timeless classic

Artist formally known as crap barrel