sorry to hear that..
.. did you know points 1 and 2 are the same thing? Regarding point 4, it's not shopped at all. Only Huggy's head is shopped on. And the text.

Regarding point 3, well done! :D

Also, this was marked (eventually) NSFW. If you read the FAQ, as I now so carefully have done, you'll realise NSFT suggests nakedness might be involved, real or simulated.

Regarding point 5, I think you might be in the wrong place.

I'd stick to baby buggies if I was you.