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NEWSLETTER: ISSUE 6: THE RABBIT RETURNS

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In this issue: 

- More bunnies
- More bunnies
- More bunnies


: WATCH THE BUNNY PLAY WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF

The latest addition to the growing genre of "Bunny
Cinema" comes from Arthur, a 19 year old student in 
Angers, France. He has combined the bunny with 
David Hasselhof's head, large-breasted ladies and a 
nice desert island setting. 

"I'm a French dude and I really enjoy all the crap 
you put in your website," says Arthur. "I was 
impressed/hypnotized by the other flash anims such 
as Yomgaille's or the one with the crabs & Britney 
Spears."

Arthur's Animation
http://www.ougl.net/flashies/holiday.php

Yomgaille's Animation
http://www.yomgaille.com/bordel/un_lapin.html 

Crabs & Britney Spears (Frightened Boy) 
http://www.rathergood.com/vid/


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HOW TO IMPRESS LADIES, RABBIT-STYLE: 
Ask them: "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the 
ears?" Then pull your pockets inside out and say 
"Would you like to?" (Actually, this will make them 
think you are a tosser)


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: GET A BUNNY ON YOUR WINDOWS 2000 DESKTOP

Someone called Dave at Criterion Games has made
a desktop bunny for your enjoyment. You need
Windows 2000, though. We heard about it through
Benjib, who works with him. 

"Dave loved the bunny - as we all do," explains
Benjib. "So being a programmer type he made this 
for you all."

Benjib is an audio designer for Criterion games
like Airblade and Burnout. "We make all the bleeps 
and bloops bar the musak," he says. "We just pick 
stuff that makes us laugh"

Put that bunny on your desktop (Win2000 only)
http://www.vgmlist.com/holder/Rabbit.exe


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DOES A MARSHMELLOW BUNNY STANDS UP TO A FLAMETHROWER?
(spoiler: the answer is no.)
http://www.pcola.gulf.net/~irving/bunnies/flame.html


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: WASTE HOURS MOVING A BUNNY VERY CAREFULLY

Last week we released 'Cursor Loves Bunny', an 
infuriating version of the game where you had to 
pass the stick along a metal bar without touching 
it.

This week's best Cursor Love Bunny player is Simon 
Picton.

He has scored under 10 seconds, which is unbelievable.
He says "I'm using the new pro mouse from Apple, it
helped if I didnt breathe, I had arm cramps...it was
tough."

Can you beat him? (we can't)
http://b3ta.com/bunnygame/


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DO BUNNIES REALLY LIKE CARROTS?
Yes. it's a good sauce of vitamin C, and the hard
texture helps grind bunnies teeth down. However,
cheese is very bad for mice. It gives them
diarrhea.


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: BORED OF RABBITS
Then shoot them.

Joel Veitch, lover of crabs and also the creator of 
the Frightened Boy animation, has a shameful past 
as a hunter of rabbits. He has the following tips 
for anyone who wants to shoot the poor little beasts: 

*) "Sneak up on them - wear trainers - don't wear 
boots. Rabbits thump as an alarm signal."

*) "If they've got their heads in the grass, stomp 
your foot, and they'll pop up & you'll get a clean 
shot."

*) "Always go for a head shot, it's a clean kill or 
a miss."


Joel also likes hunting dinosaurs:
http://www.rathergood.com/sporta.html


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MAKE YOUR LIPS FEEL WEIRD: 
Say "Billy's big bad bunny blew bubbles" over and 
over again, really fast. 


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