NEWSLETTER: HAPPY NEW NEWSLETTER
This Week:
* 2013 - Recapped in song
* MILEY CYRUS - from the future
* UNOPENABLE - Christmas card
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B3ta email 613 - 3 Feb 2014
Read this issue whilst eating ear wax:
http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue613
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Losers : [email protected]
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Other than wanking and watching tv and wanking
>> Brother-proofing: the revenge <<
"Some of you may remember that last year I
brother-proofed my brother's Christmas card",
writes madsporkmurderer, "this year he returned
the favour."
http://goo.gl/ZxITJE
>> Miley Cyrus' back-alley blowjob circus 2032 <<
"Here's a new Miley Cyrus video I made for
Mashed," writes Smearballs. Ah yes, Mashed, the
TV show that has rather a lot of B3tans in it.
Watch it on 4oD if you like.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1116881/
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: USVSTH3M
The other b3taish project we're involved in
* Who Would Play You In The Movie of Your Life?
http://games.usvsth3m.com/who-would-play-you/
* 8 animals who love to get stoned off their
tiny, adorable faces - Humans aren't the only
animals that like to overindulge.
http://usvsth3m.com/post/71973683394/8-animals
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
>> Amusing women's magazine cover parody <<
At a guess, we'd say this is Psychologies
magazine. At a guess, we'd say it's also a
recreation of our own inner monologue.
http://goo.gl/Gn7pVe
>> Our relation to the size of the universe <<
Increasingly huge things in relation to our
tiny planet - worth sticking around for the LOL
at the end.
http://goo.gl/8NyCNv
>> Tilt-shift galaxies <<
Yeah, fuck you cosmos - our trick photography
will make you look teeny tiny!
http://goo.gl/WDpbTX
>> Deserted London at Christmas <<
Some chap decided to cycle into central London
early on Xmas morning and take pictures with
his smartphone. The results are quite pretty.
http://goo.gl/YdzL37
>> Australian sign language for "Holiday" <<
Nicely sums things up.
http://www.auslan.org.au/dictionary/words/holiday-...
>> One sentence theses <<
Graduate students try to describe their thesis
in the shortest, simplest manner possible.
http://lolmythesis.com/
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
>> Adam Buxton - YouTube 2013 Song <<
The bearded wonder recaps YouTube's year, with
Robin Thicke, Grumpy Cat, Get Lucky and the
most strikingly NSFW image we've seen of Miley
Cyrus' Wrecking Ball.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1117521/
>> The Entire History of the Universe and Time <<
Clever infographic that explains pretty much
everything!
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1115562/
>> Teen loon climbs motorway sign gantry <<
Being drunk - so what. Climbing a motorway
gantry - so what. Being drunk, on a motorway
gantry, without any clothes just a camera, not
entirely sure how you got there - we like this
guy.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1117714/
>> Acoustic standing wave in 3D <<
We've all seen that stuff with soundwaves
moving stuff around, but this really does take
it to the next level.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1117752/
>> Redubbed stock video <<
This is why stock footage doesn't have sound
effects...
http://www.youtube.com/watch
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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
* BRIAN NAY BUCKINGHAM PALACE - I just wanted
to say a big thank you for all the support and
encouragement over the years with fellow
B3tan's who have helped with the Greenwich
Charity Pantohorse Race," writes mr_mekon. "We
raised thousands on Sunday 22nd December for
the children's Hospice.
"Here's 'Brian Nay' performing on the Balcony
at Devonport House, Greenwich"
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1117507/
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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE
Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.
Things we'd really like to see include
* OUR RESOLUTIONS STILL KEPT - we always
say we won't bother - but then we do.
* NO MORE TURKEY - in any form.
* NO MORE CHRISTMAS OR NEW YEAR'S REFERENCES in
any media from this point on.
Send contributions to http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/
BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.
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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by tubaman,
buffet_the_appetite_slayer, mr_mekon,
CysticSpazzGland, simbosan, skullbuggery,
helmsdeep, wavylines, Extinct Jesus Dossier.
Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.
Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
Top tip via Eukanuba.
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TOP TIP: Find your mother's porn name by simply
waiting for the credits.
