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This Week:
* FARTING - chimneys
* SEXY - Ukip?
* WORKSAFE - Your photoshop wonders

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B3ta email 622  - 7th March 2014

Read this issue wearing ham as a hat:
http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue622 

   Lovers : b3ta-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
   Twats : b3ta-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
  
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK

  >> Farting employed to sell gas <<
  "Cue indignation," writes a braced-for-it
  HCowling. But it's still plenty excellent.
  Tee hee. Farting.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Farting_employed_to_sell_gas


  >> Trippy transitions <<
  "I Made this odd little hand-drawn animation,"
  confesses Butters. It is the weirdest thing
  you'll see all day.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Naughty_Prawns


  >> Channel flipper <<
  "A short and stupid bit of animation," mumbles
  chipping sodbury. Ok, *this* is the weirdest
  thing you'll see all day. 
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Channel_flipper:4


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: USVSTH3M STUFF
  The other b3taish project
  
  * The Toilet Etiquette Quiz - Are you a quitter
  at the shitter or a real king of the throne?
http://games.usvsth3m.com/toilet-etiquette-quiz/


  * Who Would Play You In A Movie? - Our test will
  match you with a Hollywood A-Lister.
http://games.usvsth3m.com/who-would-play-you/


  * You Canít Do Simple Maths Under Pressure - our
  early big hit.
http://games.usvsth3m.com/maths/


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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
  Results from the NSFW-SFW Challenge

  Last week we wanted you to take terrible things
  on the web and make them office-safe

  Your favourites included:
 
  * NAM: in which General Nguyen Ngoc Loan paints 
  a delightful watercolour (Flash_Bastard)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11061493
 
  * GOATSE: in which a cute-looking squirrel paints
  a delightful watercolour (Spruce Bringsteen) 
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11062536

  * ATOS: wilfully misunderstood entry provides 
  searing health policy indictment (mictoboy)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11061805
  
  All these images, and the highest, as voted by
  you, can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/nsfw-sfw/


  >> New challenge: Make TV More Interesting <<
  This week's challenge is to spruce up TV: This 
  Morning sponsored by WWE, perhaps? Coronation 
  Street transported to Syria? Just make TV more 
  interesting, because it needs it (suggested by 
  Christian's Bolt and Ski)
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/interesting-tv/


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: OTHER STUFF WE ALSO LIKE
  That we've seen this week

  * Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle - Series 3
  episode 1 on iPlayer now. Genius.
http://goo.gl/V2KBw3

  * It's the pin-ups from UKIP.
http://ukipsosexy.tumblr.com/

  * Johnny and the Baptists - UKIP song
http://goo.gl/qVNKfO


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  THANKS:
  This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
  Stevenson. Stuff sent in by Pissflaps, BumCoffee,
  TownsendsPublisher. Image challenge by Fraser
  Lewry. Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
  
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  TOP TIP:
  Use electric guitar strings instead of dental
  floss, for that 'hi-tec' futuristic feeling.
  (robneymcplum)

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