NEWSLETTER: THE EMAIL NEWSLETTER THAT FITS IN YOUR HANDBAG
This Week:
* FARTING - chimneys
* SEXY - Ukip?
* WORKSAFE - Your photoshop wonders
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B3ta email 622 - 7th March 2014
Read this issue wearing ham as a hat:
http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue622
Lovers : [email protected]
Twats : [email protected]
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
>> Farting employed to sell gas <<
"Cue indignation," writes a braced-for-it
HCowling. But it's still plenty excellent.
Tee hee. Farting.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Farting_employed_to_sell...
>> Trippy transitions <<
"I Made this odd little hand-drawn animation,"
confesses Butters. It is the weirdest thing
you'll see all day.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Naughty_Prawns
>> Channel flipper <<
"A short and stupid bit of animation," mumbles
chipping sodbury. Ok, *this* is the weirdest
thing you'll see all day.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Channel_flipper:4
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: USVSTH3M STUFF
The other b3taish project
* The Toilet Etiquette Quiz - Are you a quitter
at the shitter or a real king of the throne?
http://games.usvsth3m.com/toilet-etiquette-quiz/
* Who Would Play You In A Movie? - Our test will
match you with a Hollywood A-Lister.
http://games.usvsth3m.com/who-would-play-you/
* You Can’t Do Simple Maths Under Pressure - our
early big hit.
http://games.usvsth3m.com/maths/
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the NSFW-SFW Challenge
Last week we wanted you to take terrible things
on the web and make them office-safe
Your favourites included:
* NAM: in which General Nguyen Ngoc Loan paints
a delightful watercolour (Flash_Bastard)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11061493
* GOATSE: in which a cute-looking squirrel paints
a delightful watercolour (Spruce Bringsteen)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11062536
* ATOS: wilfully misunderstood entry provides
searing health policy indictment (mictoboy)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11061805
All these images, and the highest, as voted by
you, can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/nsfw-sfw/
>> New challenge: Make TV More Interesting <<
This week's challenge is to spruce up TV: This
Morning sponsored by WWE, perhaps? Coronation
Street transported to Syria? Just make TV more
interesting, because it needs it (suggested by
Christian's Bolt and Ski)
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/interesting-tv/
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: OTHER STUFF WE ALSO LIKE
That we've seen this week
* Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle - Series 3
episode 1 on iPlayer now. Genius.
http://goo.gl/V2KBw3
* It's the pin-ups from UKIP.
http://ukipsosexy.tumblr.com/
* Johnny and the Baptists - UKIP song
http://goo.gl/qVNKfO
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Thankers: [email protected]
Wankers: [email protected]
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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by Pissflaps, BumCoffee,
TownsendsPublisher. Image challenge by Fraser
Lewry. Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
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TOP TIP:
Use electric guitar strings instead of dental
floss, for that 'hi-tec' futuristic feeling.
(robneymcplum)
