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David Hasselhoff is doing some UK gigs (an audience with kind of thing, anecdotes and even singing) and we figured it would be fun to get B3tans to ask him some questions. The plan is we'll go and meet him on Monday armed with your questions, video it, and stick it all online. So what do you fancy asking him? C'mon - you must have a question for Hoff? BTW: Remember to for vote questions you like too. Helps us find the best ones.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:17)
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David H,
Lesbians, eh?!
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Dear David,
Janet said she's going to shit in your man-bag. I think you should slap her about.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Dear David
Do you still chuckle to yourself when thinking about your e-wife, Catherine Hickland, because after divorcing you she married Michael Knight?
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)
dear david
can you ask rob to ban personality horse from this question, please.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:00, 1 reply)
Have you ever died in a terrible accident in real life?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Describe your best wank.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
How wide can you stretch your japs-eye?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
If 48y2 + y − 6778 = x, then what does y smell like?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Marry, Shag, kill:-
Bonnie, April, Devon?
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)
In the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie...
...which draws plot elements from the Odyssey, you fulfill the role of the Phaeacian mariners that return Odysseus (SpongeBob) home. Did you read Book XIII as part of your research for the role?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:48, 1 reply)
DAVE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IF YOU SEE A DEAD CAT?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Dear David....
Where did you get that burger from in your infamous video? It looked lovely
the bits that wernt on the floor that is.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
How can we be sure...
.. that you are the actual David Hasslehoff and not your evil identical twin, Garth?
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Did you actually talk to the voice of the actor for the car or was it just an intern on set
and they dubbed in the proper voice afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)
mr. the hoff
what is your favourite variety of towel?
hand, bath, tea or beach?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)
That time in that Las Vegas hotel room...
What were you drinking?
(nordelius, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)
David,
Taking us "behind the music" for the moment, what do you think makes the song "Hot Shot City" particularly good?
(nordelius, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Through cunning use of Pythaogoras' Theorem, prove that aliens do not exist.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Dear David,
Can apparent superluminal neutrino speeds be explained as a quantum weak measurement?
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:34, 1 reply)
Dear Mr. H
Is it true that Dairy Milk are making clones of you and one of the stars of "Cagney and Lacey" and putting the clones in pubs around the country just so they can have a Gless and a Hoff in every bar?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Have you ever been mistaken for someone else?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)
What is your worst? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)
After playing such an important role in the fall of the Berlin wall,
what do you think the political implications of German reunification were for the wider European community?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)
What is your favourite? :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Do you get that it was meant ironically?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:25, 1 reply)
Dear David
did you ever have sex with a lady in KITT? also, was Devon the flambouyant homosexual that we all assumed he was?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)

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