Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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having one off the wristLad I worked with in Royal Mail once admitted to us that he had, for a long time, been under the impression that 'having one off the wrist' was slang for going for a pint (no explanation was ever given for this misunderstanding). He went on to document several instances in which he'd asked friends if they wanted to go for a 'quick one off the wrist' with him, and a subsequent time when someone asked him if he'd ever been caught by him mum doing the same, which caused him much confusion
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:48, 4 replies)
It was you wasn't it? (, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:50, closed)
one off the wristThough that would make it funnier and more embarrassing, I'm pleased to say it was not
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:54, closed)
But it was you that though 'jacking off' was something you did to an automobile.(, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 1:59, closed)
You mean it isn't?(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 17:26,
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