Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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Met her in a pub in Kensington, shocked by how fat she wasoShe called me gay to a homeless man.
But we had a relative laugh, she'd helped me with the eviction chatted for like an hour and a half.
Had a few drinks, thought ahh fuck it lets go back to hers.
Went back to hers, had a pizza apparently (I have no idea) I was freaked out by the fridge content. Can't remember exactly but I think it was a single tomato and like 40 bottles of water.
Both stayed in the spare room. had depressing sex
I smoked on her balcony as far as I remember I put the fags in the ashtray but who knows.
Went for lunch the next day.
Went to euston.
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Muns, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:22,
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What?(, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:35, closed)
Yes. What?(, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:34, closed)
WWWWWAAAAASSSSSOOOOO!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:44,
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Bit psycho(, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:51, closed)
I can't believe she keeps tomatoes in the fridgeDoesn't she realise it destroys the flavour?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 13:51,
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I doubt it was a tomato, they're another food that she's wrong about. (
Muns, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:05,
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This sounds likea Jarvis Cocker lyric that the rest of the band rejected.
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