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All parents lie to their kids. How did your parents lie to you. Perhaps you yourself are a parent and lie to your children, tell us about that too.

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What the fuck you babbling

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You said "importantly when everyone at school was talking about the whole "eye removal" scene...I spent weeks convincing everyone they were talking about the wrong film."
Why would everyone at your school be talking about a scene from Terminator 1 at least nine years after it came out?
You did say you had it confused with the video of T2, a movie that came out 9 years after the first one. And I'm assuming you didn't visit the future and return. It just seems a bit late in the day to be the big topic in the schoolyard. I mean, if it was the other way around it would have made sense. If they were talking about a scene from T2 and youd seen T1 on video and thought it was T2. Then it would be quite a credible story.
That's what the fuck I'm babbling about. Your highly unlikely claim
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I stand corrected.
Said the man in the orthopaedic shoe!
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The execution!
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Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car monobrow
What'd I say?
monobrow
What's it called?
monobrow
That's right! monobrow
monobrow
monobrow
monobrow
I hear those things are awfully loud
It glides as softly as a cloud
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs
Were you sent here by the Devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level

The ring came off my pudding can
Take my pen knife, my good man
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice

Monobrow
What's it called?
Monobrow
Once again
Monobrow

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken

Monobrow!
Monobrow!
Monobrow!
Monobrow!

Mono, d'oh!
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When's the next one?

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Jews!!!!!!!!!!

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11 dubbed it

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This sort of makes it up to 300
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203 I need a wee

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This thread is now upset
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220 that's plenty

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