Stories of unsurpassed brillianceThis "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
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A Long Time Ago......in a game of twenty questions, far away.
Him: Is it an animal?
Me: Yes.
Him: Does it have four legs?
Me: Yes.
Him: Can it fly?
Me: ...
(, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 6:38, 27 replies)
...There's only one way to find out, COW CATAPULT! ?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 23 Nov 2016, 9:16,
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Fetché la vache! (, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 13:28, closed)
Fetchez surely?(, Mon 28 Nov 2016, 20:08, closed)
flying squirrrel, sugar glider, man. Not that stupid a question...(, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 9:48, closed)
Gliding isn't flying, though.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 13:40,
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It's "falling with style" (, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 13:24, closed)
A bee has 4 legs, easily(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 10:14,
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Reminds me of this old chestnut:What's got four legs and flies?
A dead dog.
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Two pairs of trousers(, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 13:21, closed)
A batThere's over a thousand different species.
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This thread could be gold, if this keeps up.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 9:51,
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At leastBats have 4
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Dragon Hippogriff as well, if we're allowed fictional ones
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Top answer.You know the whole problem wasn't getting the elephants to fly, it was getting enough cheese to pay off the mouse pilots.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Nov 2016, 8:14,
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"Yes sir, it's flying now sir"(, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 21:12, closed)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 17:06, closed)
It looks so much happier now that it's been taken away from Zouwan and doesn't have to wear tights anymore.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 Dec 2016, 18:16,
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