Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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This isn't my story, but I think this chap deserves props.www.snopes.com/business/deals/pudding.asp
For the link-shy, it's the (true!) story of a man who took advantage of a special offer that gave you free air-miles with every purchase of some brand of pudding. Man bought a metric fuckton of pudding and accumulated over a million airmiles. Best of all, he donated the puddings themselves to the Sally Army so could declare them as a tax write-off!
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Todd the Groincrusher Where's my fucking cement, you retards?, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 18:12,
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I believe that qualifies formad props.
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An inspiration to us allHuge respect to the guy
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 21:50,
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