Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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The London International Wine Fair...... is one GIANT freebie. It is quite possibly nearly all of the yay.
To this, add one brand new trainee at a wine sales company. Mix with all the free samples said trainee chose not to deposit in the spittoon, but instead, keep in his increasingly sloshing stomach. Leave to simmer for six stumbling hours. Remove from venue and leave to settle.
Once sober, realise the net result of the above is one quite disappointed sparkling wine producer who realised that the enthusiastic young toff he’d been schmoozing all afternoon was in fact just a piss head with no authority rather than the ‘buyer’ he’d claimed to be. Then cry like the mug you are for believing a pissed up 22 year old in a crumpled suit just because he sounded posh. And learn your lesson, fool.
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:31,
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afternoon...another good story...
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disasterprone gets up at 4am every day. Lordy., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:22,
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Mister proneWhy thank you.
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:44,
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